Berlin

Hi,

You guys asking about escort girls and websites you've seen online, don't fall for that trap. You can't trust the pics are real nor that they provide good service. My advice is that you visit a few brothels, check out the girls who are present and the atmosphere and then make a decision. You wouldn't want to be stuck in your hotel room with some chubby lady demanding you to pay E130 up front.

Hi,

I'd like to get body-to-body massage in Berlin. Is there any?

Back to Berlin for another trip. Figured if I had to pay 30 EUR for that HSC membership, I might as well maximize (monger logic for you).

I didn't go to Artemis when I last visited in Feb, figuring the weather will keep me from the full experience. Went there on this trip, intentionally on a Saturday to see what busy was like. Hopping off the S bahn incredibly convenient, close by, and easy to find. Honestly, not sure why people bother driving to this place. Went in around 15.00, left about 23.00. Thank you for the tip about checking out Google Earth to get a sense of the interior layout. Very helpful for first timers. Lots of lookers, but overall very wide range of girls for any taste. Fit to plump, nationalities. I particularly enjoy the public sessions with a girl in the kino downstairs, where there's 4 rows of couches for a little exhibitionism. I had 3 sessions, 2 of which tried their darnest to upsell. Some do it smoother than others, but it definitely dampens the experience. Chatting with them about the law change, there are still plenty of girls that go for BBBJ, CIM. Most of the ones I talked with at least. So I don't imagine it's changed much. Tip for first timers that want to convey they've been here before, talk about how the new lockers (which are now these FOB based system) are nicer than the older lockers. Food was okay, comparable to the spread at Insomnia on Thursdays. I don't enjoy the smoke so stayed mostly outside or in the bottom floor area. I understand that it keeps me from accessing some of the hottest girls, who are in the huge bar on the ground floor, but it's a trade-off that I made. I understand the best ones require some hunting, but I figured the regulars already book them anyways so as a tourist I'm not going to compete in that pool of talent. That's fine. Some girls still stroll the whole facility, so the bottom floor stair couch area was optimal to just relax, observe the traffic and make my picks. Multiple saunas and Turkish bath things, to relax. Overall I enjoyed it. The facilities definitely allow for more things to do in between sessions. I like the advice to just treat it like a spa, and the girls are secondary so be picky and take your time. In contrast to the flat fee places of Anni, EW, and Insomnia, definitely more expensive because of the variable cost of each girl, but selection is absurd.

[QUOTE=CraigDee;2182025]You got to choose a good agency and girls, some might not be what you expect them to be.[/QUOTE]Exactly escorts are a lotto thing if you get a good agency and good girl then you are in for some fun.

How about experience in Insomnia on Thursdays? Advice for solo male? Normal age of ladies available? Easy to get laid for a non-German?

[QUOTE=DeepalGghh;2183210]How about experience in Insomnia on Thursdays? Advice for solo male? Normal age of ladies available? Easy to get laid for a non-German?[/QUOTE]It can be great at times, but I had a difficult time sleeping after.

Hi,

Is anyone familiar with Lilly in Charlottenburg? Judging by the pics she seems hot but I doubt they are recent or even real. I actually talked with her on the phone and she's surprisingly cheap, why I'm almost sure she isn't the hottie on the pics.

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[QUOTE=Knom75;2181918]Hello guys,

Have some people tested Ivana Models or Fame agency in Berlin?[/QUOTE]I have used Escorts from Fame twice, Everything worked fine and was handled in a professional way. This was two respectively Three years ago.

Looking to visit a few nude strip clubs in Berlin. Yup will be at the FKK daytime, but I just enjoy strip clubs where the girls dance on stage and you can give them tips. Not really looking or extras. Just dirty / not tame strippers?

Google is (not) surprisingly awash with unhelpful spam on this subject.

[QUOTE=ElephantBeer;2184168]Looking to visit a few nude strip clubs in Berlin. Yup will be at the FKK daytime, but I just enjoy strip clubs where the girls dance on stage and you can give them tips. Not really looking or extras. Just dirty / not tame strippers?

Google is (not) surprisingly awash with unhelpful spam on this subject.[/QUOTE]Google Rush Hour Berlin.

[QUOTE=ZimmerBaby;2185254]Google Rush Hour Berlin.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Googling brought up very mixed reviews. Hard to tell what was a real review and was BS.

Decided to give the strip club thing a pass until next week when hit Prague.

[QUOTE=Milfotronic;2179794]So much is wrong here. Berlin is indeed full of weirdos, and that includes the working girls. You make it sound like only the customers are from abroad. Well, let me remind you that most girls are foreigners too; Romanians, Poles, Russians, Africans, Latinas, Thai, etc. And saying that customers have poor English skills is ironic considering most girls hardly speak a word of English themselves. When it comes to "abnormal" behavior, I see that on the part of the girls. One or two normal questions can generate the most outlandish reaction on their part.

Let's not pretend that spelling and correct language is what turns on the girls. We're not talking about women with college degrees. Truth of the matter is that most women involved in prostitution are not very smart and only care about fast money, which shows in their own behavior. In the past Berlin was an exciting city with lots of interesting people. This have changed. No one seems happy there these days. Something is going on and only the Germans themselves know what needs to be done to improve their capital city.[/QUOTE]And please refrain from reading things into other peoples words, OK? Maybe you English lacks a bit of polish but "full off" does not mean "there only are". And the average intellectual capacity I have found in the girls is by no means lower than the customers.

So you may feel as insulted as you like, but I have seen the incoming communication the girls receive in Berlin, I tell you its not pretty, and the non Germans stand out (please look at my orginal post). Take a change in perspective and you may see the point. For a Romanian girl an American using slang, is as incomprehensible as a Turk using bad English.

So if you don't speak German and monger in Berlin, head the advice and try to stand out by speaking and writing clear, simple, concise and polite English. It may not work all the time, but on average improves the experience a lot.

[QUOTE=Mtraveller;2186278]And please refrain from reading things into other peoples words, OK? Maybe you English lacks a bit of polish but "full off" does not mean "there only are". And the average intellectual capacity I have found in the girls is by no means lower than the customers.

So you may feel as insulted as you like, but I have seen the incoming communication the girls receive in Berlin, I tell you its not pretty, and the non Germans stand out (please look at my orginal post). Take a change in perspective and you may see the point. For a Romanian girl an American using slang, is as incomprehensible as a Turk using bad English.

So if you don't speak German and monger in Berlin, head the advice and try to stand out by speaking and writing clear, simple, concise and polite English. It may not work all the time, but on average improves the experience a lot.[/QUOTE]Are you assessing my English now? What are you, the Ivy League Warrior? I honestly don't know where you have been but you can't be talking about the Berlin I know. I'm heading there again next week and have been busy researching parlors and private models that might be interesting. As usual when I call them many of them can't speak decent English. I'd say half of the calls I make result in nothing because they just hang up.

How did you draw the conclusion that I felt insulted? I just reacted to your claim that the (non-German / Western) customers are inferior to the women. Maybe some of the guys are somewhat stupid or uneducated but don't that apply to the women as well? Plus, most working girls seldom provide adequate service. So in that regard they are less serious than the customers. To conclude, maybe some chicks get upset when some dudes can't express themselves properly on the phone, but the same happens when you're trying to get simple answers from many of the women. Maybe the girls you visit aren't the average WG.

Heading for Berlin tomorrow but starting to regret it already. Haven't decided where to go yet. I'm no regular at any place because since KD closed I haven't found something of similar quality. The last week I've probably called dozens of working girls of all ages, ranging from 20 yo to 55-60, from websites like Berlin Intim, Omello, Kaufmich and Erotic-Markt. None of them convinced me. No shit. The last girl I called was a 20-yo Alexandra on omello. De. She obviously didn't understand English and just said: "Ja. Jahaa?" Another funny one was a hottie on Asialadies. De. Her name is Linda and supposedly can be found in Treuenbrietzen, 1 HR away from Berlin. She is supposed to be Asian and looks Asian on the photos. When I connected with her on the phone she told me she's from Brazil. OK, goodbye, "Linda."

So since most private girls can't be trusted I'd probably head for some establishment. I have never experienced a FKK but don't find the concept very appealing. I'm afraid to spend E80 just to enter Artemis and then feel ripped-off once I'm inside. And after reading so many negative reviews I doubt I will try. So what's left is some brothel or Thai massage parlor. I've also looked at Chinese massage parlors and might give it a go. There is one called Ying Yang. I called them but same there: no English! Anyways, I have another 24 hours or so to make up my mind. Will sleep on it. Wish me good luck!

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Milfotronic;2187945]Heading for Berlin tomorrow but starting to regret it already.[/QUOTE]I really cannot understand you, MF! Since about 1. 5 years you keeps complaining about your bad experiences in Berlin and even promised to never set foot into that city again. And now you start moaning, even before you touched down here? You obviously do not come for entertainment to Berlin, do you?

And to describe your fellow mongers as "guys (which) are easily entertained and settle for little" is just bad style in my opinion!

Isn't a bit strange, that you are the only normal one between all those weirdos?

If you have these constant bad experiences and your english is not accpeted, why not take it as a hint and search somewhere else for high quality english-spoken sex?

Or 'When in Rome do as the romans do' and brush up your german skills, to communicate to the romanian girls, which try everything to get around in Germany!

If looking you look for usual good service by mature women, you might contact the number behind "Alisa" ([URL]https://www.omello.de/modelle/003253.php[/URL]) - usually russian ladies with good service in a shabby, but clean private apartment (you speak with the telephone lady. Do not know her english skills) near Bundesplatz (100 E /1 h). My experience was with Maerri (search for it) - great service!

Or try to contact Sinaida ([URL]https://www.omello.de/modelle/002192.php[/URL]) - fit, confident, friendly woman, in and outcall, with very good unrushed service (150 E /1 h). She is no clock watcher, be kind to her, she will be nice to you! Do not know her english skills either.