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[QUOTE=Mogwai;1668852]Don't bother LBM. This guy loves to see people getting angry over his posts, that's the one and only reason he's here for.

If we all just simply ignore him (which is hard sometimes, I know) then it's no fun for him anymore and he will stop eventually.[/QUOTE]Agree but I'm a parent still and I want to say my peace and tell these children with pimples on their faces from jerking off go back to their rooms and clean the tissue off their ceilings before mama comes home. And Steve7777, lock you door this time before you give you mama a heart attack?

[QUOTE=TheCane;1668737]Thanks for the advice. I did some more research and found that newbies can say "boom boom" for straight sex, "yum, yum" for oral sex, and "ow, ow" for anal sex LOL! I would be willing to go into the 30's no problem if she's good looking. But as you know, as a Rio lover where it seems that virtually everybody is doing it, when it comes to butt fucking in Brazil I'm spoiled for choice in the mid to late 20's range that I prefer. Well, at least 70% of the garotas who I meet who are in the industry "do it" hehehehe![/QUOTE]I've only heard yum yum in Cambodia, and the ow ow is a joke, right? :D

Say "boom boom doot dai mai" and, as Mr. E said, it'll get your point across. Boom boom you know, doot is a the equivalent of ass, dai mai is "will you?" She'll respond with "mai dai" or "go find ladyboy" if she doesn't.

Also, as Mr. E said, younger ones who do are going to be a bit thin on the ground. This isn't Brazil. In fact, generally speaking, Thais are terrible kissers and the young (18 - 22) ones aren't that great in bed. There are exceptions but the problem is that they are exceptions.

I'm not as bold as Mr. E, if I talk about the Doot to the girl it is usually in a joking way. As for kissing sure there are exceptions. When I use to holiday I use to get lots that went through the motion and at times it would turn me off especially the one's that make up excuses like a cold sore which is a turn off especially after they just got done BBBJ. Kissing is a real plus just like a real good slow BBBJ. Maybe I've been lucky the last few years because I can't remember not having one that do not like to kiss and that is whether I take ST / LT, they got to be able to start kissing the moment the doors closes, they got to kiss while we shower, and they got to kiss on the way out.

And if they can kiss my way of asking whether they do the ass is when I go down on them and get them wet then take a finger or thumb and play around the area and if they do not push my hand away I insert my thumb and go from there.

[QUOTE=TheCane;1668336]Hey guys, I'm planning a first mongering trip to Thailand and have a question about anal. When I'm there, I want to butt fuck as many pretty as is possible.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;1668737]when it comes to butt fucking in Brazil I'm spoiled for choice in the mid to late 20's range that I prefer. Well, at least 70% of the garotas who I meet who are in the industry "do it"[/QUOTE]This ain't Brazil. I've been here since end of Nov. Had my first Thai back door experience from a Pattaya Soi 6 bar girl yesterday. Surprisingly, she wasn't tight. That part was just OK, the other parts of the session were GFE. I have some leads on other par 3 courses, but just haven't found the time to get to them. :)

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1668726]" Or say boom boom tood while smiling and nodding your head. You would need to find someone over 30.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1668872]Say "boom boom doot dai mai" and, as Mr. E said, it'll get your point across. Boom boom you know, doot is a the equivalent of ass, dai mai is "will you?" She'll respond with "mai dai" or "go find ladyboy" if she doesn't.[/QUOTE]I thought it was toot or tute. When I ask, "Boom Boom toot? Most say No. If she says No, ask her which lady there does, she'll know. No need to bother the mama san. Some say I can, but depends on size. It seems to me, the ones that can do it, don't really like it. Unlike in Brazil, where many enjoy it or prefer it.
As a long time Brazil vet, I'm still enjoying my time here. Lack of Anal has not spoiled my fun. One Soi in Pattaya has more action than all of Copacabana. And I've been able to find enough nice thighs and round perky butts, that taper into slim waists to keep me happy. :D

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1668896]This ain't Brazil. I've been here since end of Nov. Had my first Thai back door experience from a Pattaya Soi 6 bar girl yesterday.

I thought it was toot or tute? When I ask, "Boom Boom toot? Most say No. If she says No, ask her which lady there does, she'll know. No need to bother the mama san. Some say I can, but depends on size. It seems to me, the ones that can do it, don't really like it. Unlike in Brazil, where many enjoy it or prefer it.
As a long time Brazil vet, I'm still enjoying my time here. Lack of Anal has not spoiled my fun. One Soi in Pattaya has more action than all of Copacabana. And I've been able to find enough nice thighs and round perky butts, that taper into slim waists to keep me happy. :D[/QUOTE]I intend to tap a Thai tute's "toot" on day one on the ground. If anybody can do it, I can. Just do the research and follow the money. So far, I've found that these two places are supposed to be pretty good bets for getting some anus in Bangkok and Pattaya respectively, both of which I will be visiting (Phuket too):

[URL]http://www.edenbangkok.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://devilsdenthailand.com/[/URL]

I the "analist" intend to get it on day one!

Does anybody know if Witch's Tavern along Soi Thonglor is still open?

In the 90's I used to enjoy taking a lady there for some food and the live band.

I heard mixed messages about it being closed.

The website wasn't any help; it seemed out of date.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1668848]Here is the way I see it? Harold444.
[/QUOTE]Harold again? That is [B]so[/B] '13! But yes. With a twist of arrogance.

[QUOTE=TheCane;1668923]I intend to tap a Thai tute's "toot" on day one on the ground. [URL]http://devilsdenthailand.com/[/URL]
[/QUOTE]Just so you know, they have a routine, a script they follow. It may not be the free for all you imagine with 2 women. It's Like going to Benihana, you order what you like, THEY prepare it and it's enjoyable. Before going into the room, make sure they understand what IT is you want and how they're to act with each other and you. This from a fellow freak who recently went. Also don't expect the same twenty somethings, like in Brazil. But this being Thailand, you may think they're twenty somethings. The good things is they're all Bi. They open at 1p. Get there early to see the full lineup. Glad to see you found their REAL website. Best of luck.

Viagra, Kamagra or Cialis.

Seems there are a lot of fakes out there in Thailand. With my trip coming up, I want to try these pills out.

Presently I have no problems with ED, my problem is shooting my load too soon. If anyone has any insight where to get legit pills, would be helpful.

Also, anybody take these pills that don't need them? What happens, get a super strong boner for 6 hours or what?

[QUOTE=TwoTimeTed;1669533]Viagra, Kamagra or Cialis. With my trip coming up, I want to try these pills out.
If anyone has any insight where to get legit pills, would be helpful. What happens, get a super strong boner for 6 hours or what?[/QUOTE]Not sure if these will "help" with your problem, as they're for ED. If no problem getting it UP, don't take them. Readily available on Beach Road; I've seen guys hawking them on Soi 6 and Soi 7. RTFF as to which pharmacies have them and prices.

If you get a 4 HR+ boner, you've just killed your cocgk. It will turn black and will be amputated. Congrats, you're now a eunuch. Hench, the warning about seeking immediate medical attention in the commercials. Also, if your family has a history of heart problems, careful taking these drugs. That's why a Doc has to screen and prescribe them to you, (at least in the US.).

I got a 50 gel pack of Kamagra from a dude on Soi 7 for 1000 baht. He initially wanted 1500 baht. Works like it's suppose too. Another one is Black Ant King, aka the Black Hand, found on the street for around 300 baht for 10 pack. Works for some, doesn't work for others. I haven't priced C nor V. That problem, BTW, is ALL in your head. Best of luck.

[QUOTE=TwoTimeTed;1669533]
Presently I have no problems with ED, my problem is shooting my load too soon. [/QUOTE]Cialis / Viagra ect will not help with premature ejaculation. My prescription to you is visit Thailand (BKK and Pattaya), relax, have a great time, enjoy the scenery, and shag at least 2 or 3 girls per day for 10 days. The important thing is to relax and not beat yourself up over this. Every guy ever born has shot is wad too soon once in a while. After 10 days of banging your brains out, assuming there are no accompanying physical complications, your problem should go away or at least dissipate somewhat. If not I would then consult with a qualified Physician when you return home.

This medical article by the esteemed Mayo Clinic should help explain the issue and its ramifications in much further detail. [URL]http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/premature-ejaculation/basics/definition/con-20031160[/URL].

[QUOTE=TwoTimeTed;1669533]Viagra, Kamagra or Cialis.

Seems there are a lot of fakes out there in Thailand. With my trip coming up, I want to try these pills out.

Presently I have no problems with ED, my problem is shooting my load too soon. If anyone has any insight where to get legit pills, would be helpful.

Also, anybody take these pills that don't need them? What happens, get a super strong boner for 6 hours or what?[/QUOTE]Actually, one of these may help, but it's more of a side-effect than an intended consequence.

Many guys report that Viagra, Cialis to a lesser extent, and Levitra reduce sensitivity. You can get really hard but have a difficult time finishing. Dosage may be a contributing factor, I. E. The effect is worse if you take a bit too much.

In my case, (yes, TMI) a 20 MG Levitra pill works wonders, but significantly reduces sensitivity. A couple of weeks ago the girl in question kept raving about how long I was going, how much she loved it, and how I was never like that in the past. She may have been digging it, but I was getting tired and wanted to get things over with. :D

So, I recommend, if you want to try them, get them from a reputable on-line pharmacy. Don't buy the ones in Thailand off the street. Start with SMALL doses and experiment, because they have different effects on each individual. You do NOT want an overdose of Viagra.

Spring for a Senior Membership and I'll PM you a good web site.

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1669554]I got a 50 gel pack of Kamagra from a dude on Soi 7 for 1000 baht. He initially wanted 1500 baht. Works like it's suppose too. Another one is Black Ant King, aka the Black Hand, found on the street for around 300 baht for 10 pack. Works for some, doesn't work for others. I haven't priced C nor V. That problem, BTW, is ALL in your head. Best of luck.[/QUOTE]V and see can easily be found online for under a dollar per pill.

[QUOTE=TwoTimeTed;1669533]Viagra, Kamagra or Cialis.

Seems there are a lot of fakes out there in Thailand. With my trip coming up, I want to try these pills out.

Presently I have no problems with ED, my problem is shooting my load too soon. If anyone has any insight where to get legit pills, would be helpful.

Also, anybody take these pills that don't need them? What happens, get a super strong boner for 6 hours or what?[/QUOTE]These pills won't help you with shooting your load too soon. But the time between getting another hard-on will be reduced.

For me Viagra and Kamagra (or any of the generic variants) will work for about four hours and I feel their effects about 30 minutes after taking one. Generally my erection gets harder and lasts longer. So I take one when I plan an extended session, like LT or a threesome at Eden Club.

I always buy my supply from a pharmacy in Bangkok and never got fakes. I wouldn't advise you to buy them from a street hawker.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1669712]These pills won't help you with shooting your load too soon. But the time between getting another hard-on will be reduced.

For me Viagra and Kamagra (or any of the generic variants) will work for about four hours and I feel their effects about 30 minutes after taking one. Generally my erection gets harder and lasts longer. So I take one when I plan an extended session, like LT or a threesome at Eden Club.

I always buy my supply from a pharmacy in Bangkok and never got fakes. I wouldn't advise you to buy them from a street hawker.[/QUOTE]Don't you need a prescription for it or are pharmacies in Thailand different?

JR