Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

nothing is more therapeutic than a short time after a tough day in the office. i decided to pick up on numerous recommendations for tulip, thonglor.

the location is unbeatable, stairs down from thonglor bts. overall the place is a dump. reminded me of thai provincial short time places. not even an attempt to create an atmosphere remotely associated with spa, well being etc..

picked some little spinner with cute ass and big tits. jolly little thing. humming away when washing me. also quite motivated. bbbj in the shower, following by a riming session. all the while lots of sweet ohhs and ahhs from her.

she must have lubed her pussy and butt before - holes were easy to finger. first one finger in her behind, then 2..then 3.. ok she seems to be comfortable with that. full service including a great anal session, ohhs and ahhs growing louder and the grand finale cim.

quick shower, back to the bed, second round hj only. total time spent 1 hour. handed over thb 2,000 and left the place feeling a lot better. actual massage thb 400.

can only recommend the place. performance was outstanding and hit the spot.

jb

[QUOTE=Big Boss Man]Ok I bit the bullet and paid 3600 baht for a girl at Emmanuelle and 3500 for one at Long Beach. I believe Mick Licker said that the upscale girls need a hook. What these girls had in common were very tight pussies. Other then the tight pussy sex was fairly unremarkable. Both girls were very good-looking.
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I'm sorry. "Needs a hook". What does that mean???? Did I really say that?
I guess one of us meant "worth a look". :D

I went with approx 2600 Baht girls at both places as I didn't find the "models" to be any better looking.

Some say that the "models" are lazier as need less sessions to make their money. I therefore prefer the mid-range girls.
Not cheapest and not dearest.

P.S. At Utopia, I've tried 2 mid-range girls (sideline) that cost me 3900 Baht each (2400 for East Asians). But both were really fantastic GFEs so was worth the money.

At Amsterdam, paid a lot for a girl with big tits but exitted prematurely (not ejaculated) because of terrible sex. Her BBBJ in the bath was OK though.

I'll try Amsterdam again some day to see if I can choose a good one.

At De Lila found the "model" girls weren't really worth the extra money too.

So over all I'm tending towards "Gold Class" girls (or perhaps to side-line) that are a step up from the fish bowl but not to "model" category. I am happy with girls around 25 years (23 to 29 OK). I don't need 18 year olds.

I believe that "models" tends to mean young fresh bodies, not necessarily pretty faces, and tending towards laziness.
Others correct me if I have been unlucky with "models" and getting the wrong impression.

P.S. I go to soapy with aim to get GFE sex with pretty girls who have nice bodies. I am not interested in massage, HJ.
BBBJ is not enough for me too.

For truelly "remarkable sex" I would say Tulip is the best option.
With soapy girls its a bit hit and miss, so I always like to repeat with the "hits".

How much does Tulip charge for outcall service and normally what are the charges for FS for girls like Yok and Dao.

After spending a week cooped up with the family in Phuket, I made my way alone to Bangkok where I had some work to take care of. The flight was uneventful, and the check in to Majestic Grande was smooth.

Since it was 7'ish I headed out to find some company and perused through Gullivers where quite a few of the providers looked like hardened pros. The Biergarten had a small handful of acceptable girls but they had their eyes on some acceptable guys and I wasn't one of them.

Remembering Evil Penievel's report on Eden and Pla and Wa, I headed over to that soi, but went into a bar where girls with plaid skirts were dancing on a mirrored table where the welcome girl looking rather mature coaxed me in. I had a beer and was immediately attacked by another mature lady that insisted I buy her a beer which because she was female would cost 50% more. I declined, but she insisted saying she was thirsty. I told her to drink water instead. That did the trick and she left me alone. I then went into Eden and saw Pla who was very friendly, but I guess without makeup looked nothing like Evil's picture of her. I passed.

Remembering the various reports on Tulip, I took the bts over to Thonglor. I went downstairs, and shook hands with all the girls, got their names so that I would know who Dao or Nestle or Yok was. This was about 2030 and there were about 15-18 girls there. I was quite impressed with the lineup as I was not expecting anything. I went up and chose Yok. I told them I wanted a takeaway. I requested that I wanted her to spend the night, but Yok had to be home by 1am. It was about 9pm when we left.

We headed off to Hillary bar on Soi Nana for some live music and then 4 beers later. proceeded back to the room for some fun and she left about 1245am. From the time that we were together, I found her quiet. She wasn't one of these women addicted to playing or talking on their phones. She gave a gfe/pse experience and gave an awesome massage to boot.

Cost for this: 1,000 to the company, and 1,500 for Yok.

On Monday, it was a heavy business day and got back to the room tired, exhausted and hot at about 6pm and did my e-mails, etc. Called up Tulip and they sent Yok over at about 2130, who came over and relieved all my tension and ended it with an excellent massage. I slept very well on Monday night.

Cost for this: 1,000 to the company and 2,000 for Yok for all her hard work.

Many thanks to Mick Licker and other posters for their recommendations on Tulip. Its a great place.

[quote=duggins]she took me upstairs and sat me down in a private booth, separated from the other booths only by a thin black curtain. within a minute i was already regretting my decision, as i could clearly hear loud slurping and smacking sounds coming from the adjacent booths, which, combined with some moaning from the male customers, was a huge turnoff. i don't need to hear some other dude getting his rocks off two feet from me.- no thanks.[/quote]mate, you'll then have a heart attack should you decide to walk into sol (the star of light on pp2) and see 2 dudes getting blown on the same couch (they probably don't know each other) and another guy fucking a girl while datying a second on couch 2. all of this in the open bar! you gotta love sol for that.

[quote]i have yet to get a truly good hand job.[/quote]sazanka has some girls that give great hjs.

[quote]one girl pulled so hard and violently that i thought she was trying to pluck a turnip out of the ground.[/quote]you fucking asshole! lol

i had coffee coming out of my nostrils because of this comment, excellent!

[quote]what is it with these girls? it's their fucking job, for god's sake! you'd think they'd be good at it. [/quote]well, don't forget one thing: most customers @ [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] or massage joints are tourists or guys that have a steady gf or wife. these guys are mostly ok with the service provided at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] because until you have received a truly great blowjob, you can't tell the difference.

in my experience, there are 3 places where you can get great blowjobs: sol, tulip and eden. tulip's girls are experts in everything and trained by saeng (ex barons legend).

having said that, even as a local expat, i have had more than my share of bad blowjobs ([url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] or elsewhere) and i came to learn one thing: if you want something specific:say so. the girl will do her utmost to try and please you. if you don't say anything, she will assume you are ok and will do her usual routine.

[QUOTE=Ramn HK]After spending a week cooped up with the family in Phuket, I made my way alone to Bangkok where I had some work to take care of. The flight was uneventful, and the check in to Majestic Grande was smooth.

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Remembering the various reports on Tulip, I took the bts over to Thonglor. I went downstairs, and shook hands with all the girls, got their names so that I would know who Dao or Nestle or Yok was. This was about 2030 and there were about 15-18 girls there. I was quite impressed with the lineup as I was not expecting anything. I went up and chose Yok. I told them I wanted a takeaway. I requested that I wanted her to spend the night, but Yok had to be home by 1am. It was about 9pm when we left.

......

Many thanks to Mick Licker and other posters for their recommendations on Tulip. Its a great place.[/QUOTE]

I have had two session s with Yok (at Tulip) and both were excellent. She wasn't necessarily quiet during the sessions, of course limited English.

I haven't taken her out to my room. next time will have to try that.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I went to Angels [url]http://angelsoi26.kt.fc2.com/english01.html[/url] to see if all of these new ladies they have featured on the website were really available for a massage and to my positive surprise, they all were in the book.[/QUOTE]I have been doing them all recently over the last few months, in a kind of "consistancy test".

This being multiple visits to Avivia, Annies, Angel, Tulip, Exclusive etc. And at the end of the day, I must say, that Angel 24/1 and Tulip remain the best by a long way. In terms of quality of girls, total price paid for service given and "consistancy".

Angles has pretty girls, who offer GFE sex, all in a nice package where you pay "normal" rates for the massage time, and 1500B in the girls hand for the service afterwards.

Tulip has normal looking girls, who offer PSE sex, all in a nice package where you pay "normal" rates for the massage time, and 1500B in the girls hand for the service afterwards.

If you want to be downright dirty, go to Tulip. If you want to have good sex with a pretty girl, go to Angel 24/1. Thats my view.

I am still trying more and more, and will report back.

Nic:

The girls at Angel's look great--better than Tulip's. On balance, how does the Angel's service compare with that of the Tulip girls? I think I'll try Pamela the next time I'm in Bangkok. Does Angel's offer takeout to your hotel like Tulip's? How much is it?

Canyon

I forgot to report on Fa at Tulip. She's young and pretty and gives great service. Most of the girls at Tulip give great service, but are only OK in the looks department. I took Fa to my hotel three times for great sessions. It's only 1000 Baht for takeout and the usual 1,500 tip, but I give a little extra when the service is top-notch.

Canyon

[QUOTE=Canyon]I forgot to report on Fa at Tulip. She's young and pretty and gives great service. Most of the girls at Tulip give great service, but are only OK in the looks department. I took Fa to my hotel three times for great sessions. It's only 1000 Baht for takeout and the usual 1,500 tip, but I give a little extra when the service is top-notch.

Canyon[/QUOTE]
I haven't met Fa in the flesh, but would have picked her from the photo album except that she was very heavily booked. So I like the face. I assume she is slim. Can you describe the body for us a little :)

Would I be asking too much for some comments on the other girls that you have tried too: face, body, service?

I have compiled a little summary of recommended girls at Tulip by going back through the last couple of years:

Yok: recommended by GormetBob, Skypine27, Mick Licker, Nic Frenchy, and many others. Tall, powerful, athletic, early 20s and nice looks (roundish Laos face but cute little nose), B cup.
Teena: Recommended by Tansak KTV, Nic Frenchy. A real energiser that never quits and quite good looking. Small breasts but long pussy lips.
Dao: C Cup, small Caesarian scar, "aggressive penetrator", recommended by Dan7373, Tall Tom, Xerus, others
Nestle: recommended by Paulo100, Easy2007,Threepsweet, Canyon. Has very hot body but ordinary face.
Poo (Pu, Phoo) : recommended by Nic Frenchy, and by SexWithSmile. Not specially pretty but super sex.
Jo Jo: Recommended by LBM (29 YO)
Far: recommended by Canyon (quite pretty too).
Nigh (Nice): a bit chubby but good performer (Mouse1), recommended by GormetBob
Jane: Great for Anal. Recommended by Skeeter. Reasonable looks but crossed teeth.
Nok: recommended by Skeeter
Nong: recommended by 94 YO man, and by NicFrenchy. Petite and fun but no Anal.
M & F (Meji? & Far?): recommended for 3some by SexWithSmile
Gung: Moderate rating by MilesToGo but lacking detail. Jdbkk555 says flabby belly but good performer, good tits and face O.K.
Tuk: recommended by SanookD (Sep 06)
Bee (Beer): Not that great looking and plump (Asian Monger #2) but service OK.
Jeen: Nic Frenchy was not happy with this girl. Hopefully its a different girl to Jane.

There must still be some other girls never reported on in this forum, that I can see.
e.g. Nam, Wee, Nadea, Noi, Ninja, Ta, Joy, Nook, and Or.

Perhaps "Or" is same girl referred to as "Oil" ??? Perhaps not.

Mamasan Saeng seems very helpful (other fill in mamsans not as good).

Tulip website (mostly Japanese but some English) Remove the %:

[url]http://bkkto%nite.com/misc/tulip_massage.jpg[/url]

BTW, Canyon, It wasn't clear to me if you have been to Angels. The Angels girls are not quite as good looking as their website pics. Some doctoring going on there, but they do have some nice lookers (when they are not busy).

[QUOTE=Canyon]Nic:

how does the Angel's service compare with that of the Tulip girls?[/QUOTE]You can't compare. Tulip's service has absolutely NO Equal in Bangkok (in their Market: Oilys). In my opinion, the Only 2 businesses that come close to Tulip's Pornstars No Holes Barred Services are the Eden Club and SOL.

[quote]I think I'll try Pamela the next time I'm in Bangkok. Does Angel's offer takeout to your hotel like Tulip's? How much is it?[/QUOTE]Not sure if they have one, I never have takeout, I prefer to monger in the Shop.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I have compiled a little summary of recommended girls at Tulip by going back through the last couple of years:[/QUOTE]Mick, Thank you for this summary. I was at Tulip for the first time a month ago, and my knees still shake when I think about the experience. I am going to file your message and refer to it on my next trip. My visit was with Dow/Dao (It is Dao on the website, but she wrote "Dow" on the card she gave me.)

I did similar "research" for Annie's earlier this year, which I chose not to post, but it was very interesting reading what different posters had to say about the providers. If you assume that only a very small percentage of customers ever make a post, when you see multiple posts praising a certain provider, you can be sure she is very popular.

Thanks for this, and all your reports.

Tall Tom

[QUOTE=Tall Tom]Mick, Thank you for this summary. I was at Tulip for the first time a month ago, and my knees still shake when I think about the experience. I am going to file your message and refer to it on my next trip. My visit was with Dow/Dao (It is Dao on the website, but she wrote "Dow" on the card she gave me.)

I did similar "research" for Annie's earlier this year, which I chose not to post, but it was very interesting reading what different posters had to say about the providers. If you assume that only a very small percentage of customers ever make a post, when you see multiple posts praising a certain provider, you can be sure she is very popular.

Thanks for this, and all your reports.

Tall Tom[/QUOTE]
Many Thai Names don't really spell in English properly.
This causes multiple possible spellings to try to approximate the right sound.

Fortunately Dao/Dow is not difficult to pronounce approximately but likely to be inexact.
Dow approx. as in "cow" but not as in "row" (i.e. doesn't sound like "dough").
Thats the only why some might spell Dao instead.
Others might spell it "Daaw" to emphasize a long ah sound.
Could even be spelled: "Daaow".

Another girl called "Bow" that I know nearly rhymes with "tow" and "row" but not with "cow".

Tulip has a girl called Poo/Pu/Phoo etc. This is much more confusing as to the correct pronunciation. Not even sure if some spelling are wrong/misleading.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]<cut>
These are based on MY experiences and I am sure not all will agree.

I will continue the Review of other Sukhumvit Oilies Soon (with the same System)
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Thanks.
It doesn't matter if all agree. The main point is you identify places where good experiences are possible.

Hopefully someone will contradict you and say they had a great experience where you didn't. But probably most will will confirm.

I have already been to Thonglor 2, very well satisfied with Lisa, and spotted some other "lookers".

So my to do list should be something like:
1. Try to find a pretty girl to stunner at Angels (maybe Kristin)
2. Try Euro Massage - some pretty girls it seems
3. Try "Far" at Tulip
4. Fall back to Akane 33 if I can put up with no FS.
5. Try the really hot looking girl from Aviva web site (forget the name already)

Its always great to have lots of fall back plans when things don't work out as planned.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Be careful at Euro Massage though.

[b]Upside:[/b]

- Rooms are huge in comparison to other Oilies because they are the same as the hotel rooms, separate Bathroom and Toilet.
- Girls are used to Japanese clients and like to see Farangs from time to time

[b]Downside:[/b]

- Prices are all inclusive (Massage + FS) so you can't decide on the pace of the session.
- Massage is 90 mins minimum
- Some girls are lazy
- Papasan can be a prick, as all is prepaid, you'll never get your money back in case of a bad experience.

All in all, I still like the place because I used to have very good times there, but the 2 girls I really liked moved on so I stopped going to Euro. Please try it and do report on it :)[/QUOTE]

I don't mind prepay and I would take at least 90 mins, but not sure I follow "can't decide the pace". Soapies are prepay too. I always want FS.

Are you saying I have to waste a huge amount of time with the massage and the girl might leave little time remaining for the fun part?
I was assuming a session not so different in structure to at "Thonglor 2"

If she cuts short the massage like at Tulip, no problem for me, LOL

P.S. I remember that you freeked out over a red condom once, but I ALWAYS take my own.
I think you might be a more fin[red]Nic[/red]ky customer than me, Nic. :D
As long as I get a girl who is willing to enjoy herself and have fun, then she will likely to be fine with me.
I like the look of "Ya" in the web page some time ago.