Where to pick up tourist pussy in Antigua
Mono Loco on Avenida 5 between Calle 5 and Calle 6. The Snug on Calle 6 between Avenida 5 and Avenida 6. La Oficina on Calle 3 between Avenida 6 and Avenida 7. Café No Sé on Avenida 1 between Calle 5 and Calle 6. Lucky Rabbit is in the same block as Mono Loco but closer to Calle 6. Also I forget the name but on Avenida 7 at the northeast corner of Calle 2 and this place has a pool table. Café No Sé and Mono Loco are a bit more expensive to drink in, whereas the others I mentioned are dirt cheap. Older folks may enjoy La Taverna on Calle 4 but I forget if it is between Avenida 2 and 3 or between Avenida 3 and 4. Frank & Fre on Calle 6 near Avenida 1 is a bit of a hidden gem and has a nice rooftop bar, and also rents rooms. Don't eat there though because the food really sucks. The male bartenders there will sell you weed.
Robbed by a woman in Antigua.
I've been to Guatemala before to study Spanish but had never been to Antigua so I decided to see what it was about. On the day before I was to leave Antigua, I was walking down the street with the arch to go to the Casa de Cambio near the main square. A woman smiled to me, I smiled back. She began to talk. She suggested that we go for coffee. I exchanged my money and we went for coffee. At the caf, she suggested that we go to my hotel room. To make a long story short, after she had gone, I discovered me camera, my tablet and about the equivalent of $300 US were gone.
The camera was less than a year old and I had just purchased a top of the line tablet for this trip and had spent hours configuring it for the trip. Total value of the lost items and money was about $1500.
A funny thing was that I sort of did not trust her and watched to make sure she did not go into my pants for my wallet. Well, she was a real pro because I did not see her do it. And she even managed to unplug the tablet charger which was plugged in behind the night stand. When she left, she asked me to walk her to the corner. I realize now that she did that so it would be a while before I realized what she had done.
Don't be stupid the way I was. If strange women try to pick you up and that does not normally happen, you can expect she is probably up to no good.