Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2964956]You don't have time to drink with ladies,[/QUOTE]No I don't have time to drink with girls in my room. I save that for when I am in the club. If a girl in my room she is sucking and fucking until I blow my splooge into one of their orifices. If they don't all allow that, then on their face or somewhere on their body.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2964956]but have time to post here all day.[/QUOTE][B]Damn straight I do![/B] You see currently I am watching red and grand candlestick patterns form on the screen of my [U]iPad Air[/U]. It is that activity that allows me to post here all day and night. Because while those candlestick patterns are forming. I am watching them. While I am watching them I am typing this on my [U]MacBook Air[/U].

It is the watching of the red and green candlesticks that allow me to post here day and night. It also creates my flow, that I stack once I close my trades out for a profit. I was on the wrong side of a trade where I was down 422,502 THB but then the market turned around for me and I just closed it a few hours ago for a 78464 THB profit. [B]See that is why I have no problem spending 16000 THB in the club[/B] ([B]Don't hate[/B]). I have an endless flow that I can collect and stack. Remember the immortal words of the street poet named [B]Jeezy[/B]: [I]First I'm gon' stack my flow![/I].

Just grabbed a couple of hours of sleep. Now I'm up. Going to get on the right side of it of this trade and ride it (like my horse on Old Town Road); I'm going to ride til I can't no mo. In fact, I literally just entered the trade and I am already in profit. [B]It's going to be a good night![/B]. Not really a timex guy. [U]G-Shock[/U] for casual. [U]Seiko[/U] for formal events. Like when I suit up for roof top romantic dinners. LOL!

We'll catch them hos later, stay on your grind! - Don't Get Caught, Jeezy.

[QUOTE]Because there is a large percent of ladies in Pattaya who are functional alcoholics. They really need to get pissed before they fuck strange men.[/QUOTE][B]Thank you for making my point[/B]

You just established that the Lady Drinks I buy for my girls have value. The idea that Lady Drinks are not real, well that does not align with my experiences. My girls have shared their drinks with me and they are real. They have even complained about how strong the drink was made and asked for ice from my [U]Bottle Service[/U] setup for their drinks.

One of my boys was upstairs and this girl showed him were there were girls sleeping of being drunk and throwing up. I've see posts where individuals have made the claim that lady drinks are not real. That does not align with my experiences. At one point I had three ladies at my table with me. One specifically told me that she was drinking orange juice only because if she drank alcohol she would not be able to dance throughout the night.

[B]Are you telling you dont spend any money while in Thailand[/B]? I cannot go out for less than 3500 THB. Sometimes that includes a booty bill some times it does not. I was just in Heaven Above the night before NYE and I spent 10,000. I picked up everything at the table, set ups, Lady Drinks for the girl entertaining him, Lady Drinks for my girls. I keep them flowing. She was like I'm a little drunk. The Tequila got me. It was her choice she requested them.

I still had my two bottles. There is a enough for one more party before I have to re-up. In case you forgot it I got the Goose and the Makers working. Mamason drinks vodka and cranberry. Bought her a drink. She did not like the house brand while she was at my table. I was like pour up the The Goose and mix it up with he cranberry. I like the same thing.

You know what they say: [B]Goose got me loose[/B]!

That includes the bar fine and her fee for the night. We were in my room by 0000 and she rolled out at 0750. I checked my watch as she left out the door. Two BBBJCIM one CFS Boom Boom. Based on her request and my personal limitations. My dick still works so I can pound away on that nasty thing while wearing a condom. Plus I keep a water based lube because they can dry some girls up. This was not a problem for here. If you had a pin hole camera somewhere in my room you might have saw my head between her legs and her twisting and turning while making sexy noises as she orgasmed twice and her squirt wound up on my face both times. I am not saying that happened. Just that you might have seen that if you had the right surveillance equipment in my room. It was the second best experience that I have ever had since I have been posted up in Pattaya. She had a gorgeous body and treated me even better like an absolute KING! She made us coffee in the morning and over coffee we discussed how things worked in the club and her personal finances. DAMN! Those [B]Jedi Mind Tricks[/B] I have been studying are working.

I don't understand why there are some that feel that my descriptions of having fun in the club are bragging or showing somehow that I need to impress. I understand if that is NOT your thing. My man E69 likes to have girls come over to his room, drink, play music and sit on his face. I'm cool with that. If you just want to drink soft drinks. Or you want to find girls on the street in Soi 6, make a deal and take them directly to the short term room then that's great.

[B]Your time; Your money; Your face; Your call[/B]!

[B]But why do people who are not filing reports about having sex with girls in Pattaya writing the following about me[/B]:

[QUOTE=Stykler;2972271]For those complaining about SubCmdr and his inane ramblings, can I point you towards the forums Block functionality. Once you have blocked the likes of SubCmdr the only trace of them is when some unfortunate quotes his dumb ramblings. Give it a try, your 2025 will be better for it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Downandup;2971332]Do what I do and [B]block[/B] the lunatic. I'm here in Pattaya and I have no time to read the postings of a guy in a basement half a world away.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WestCoast1;2972350]Couple of resources:

1) Place the offender on your Ignore List and reduce the oxygen supply.

2) [b]Use the 'Report Post' button at the bottom of any of his posts (see pic) you consider offensive, and report it to Admin as argumentative[/b].

Telling the other good Thailand ISG members of his offensive posts might be a correct rant, but it does not help. Make it count.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Allover;2971109]If any of [B]you[/B] read this complete manifesto by this lunatic, you are as crazy as he is.[/QUOTE]My report above offends you? You find it argumentative? Why?

I to live in Pattaya moved here in 2022 and I previously spend my day time activities on soi 6 and nighttime in gogo bars. Now I've recently started going to the GCs the ones on Soi Bongcot have been more busy recently that's not really saying much as before the month of December they were dead. My MO is to come in and ask straight away for a blowjob or sex with maybe only a orange juice for me if I have to sit and search for a chick or nothing if I find a girl I like right away no need to spend money on drinks. I don't use the GCs as a party or drinking spot they are brothels to me and in the case of clubs I visit like club Excite and for the most part ones on Bongcot not the most attractive women. I go to bust my nut so I'm not thirsty when I go out at night.

[B]Balling like Gent Club Pro[/B]

1000 THB for BBFS / CIP or CFS / BBBJ CIM is the same a free in my opinion.

I don't leave my room without 7 1000 THB notes. Along a 500,100's and 20's for smaller transactions. I don't head out to the club without 15 1000 THB notes plus my account loaded if things get really wild so I can scan to pay.

[B]I know people have different styles[/B] That was never my point. My point is that the idea is to report, not for others to comment on what others are doing with their dick and their money.

Those doing so are exercising a [U]Poverty Mentality[/U]. Does not matter what I pay my prostitutes, how much I spend in the club or what anyone else thinks the purpose of the hardware store is as long as each and every time one of us wants to rent a piece of equipment for a DIY project, we able to find the items we seek at the price point that works for each of our individual preferences in order to successfully complete our project.

[B]I dont need to fly business class to Asia[/B] Just like others don't need to buy bottle in the club. But you don't see me talking shit to anyone else up in here about putting their old, ugly, fat Farang ass in a business class seat now do you?

[U]Club Exite[/U]

[QUOTE=AssAddict;2975742]Picture from inside the club.[/QUOTE]Thank You!

[QUOTE=AssAddict;2975742]You're the judge.[/QUOTE]The Cmdr give a favorite rating. I see one of my favorites in your picture. I need to be back there real soon.

Below you will find an unfavorable review of my current favorite spot in Pattaya: [B]Heaven Above[/B].

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2976788]It's not hard to understand why the place is packed. I highly doubt the customers going in that place are going there to barfine the women.

First of all, the women are of very low quality, mid thirty and up for almost all of them, a mix of unattractive fat and or old women like the ones we see all over Buakhao.

Secondly, the crowd going there is probably 90% old expats living on the cheap side around Buakhao, and maybe 10% of frequent visitors in Thailand who probably know better places to go and get a woman to fuck.

I've been there 3 or 4 times during my last visit in Pattaya and couldn't see a single good looking woman I would want to spend money on in that place, except maybe one slim girl covered with tattoos upstairs in their small VIP room. She is probably the one they put all over their facebook page, but she's got nothing special, and price of everything is more expensive upstairs than downstairs (customer's drink, ladydrink and barfine are more expensive), and the room is very small too, so just a few customers in and the place is already packed, and the girl is already taken of course.

The only reason that makes the place attractive is because it's free hassle and price of drinks are cheap. You can go there, enjoy the ambiance in a fresh and clean place, watching some women dancing in their bikinis (a few topless) in front of you, while your sipping your 95 baht cold Heineken and nobody come bothering you, no staff coming every 10 minutes to check your bill and look how long you've been sitting there. Conclusion, you can get a cold drink for one hour and spend only 100 baht, that's the primary reason people are going there.

Been there once around midnight 3 months ago and didn't see anything you described.

To me it looked like a low level gogo place, nothing high class at all. They've got the same tactic of trying to sell tequilas to every customers, the girls were not good looking and the show was very uninteresting. Didn't feel the need to check the place a second time, that's how bad it was.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2976952]Below you will find an unfavorable review of my current favorite spot in Pattaya: [B]Heaven Above[/B].[/QUOTE]Not unfavorable, I like the place for the reasons I stated: cheap to hang around, free hassle, nice and clean environnment, the staff does not come bothering every customers and everyone is welcomed with a smile.

But for now, I wouldn't think of banging a girl there untill I see some young and slim girls available in their line up.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2977264]Not unfavorable, I like the place for the reasons I stated: cheap to hang around, free hassle, nice and clean environnment, the staff does not come bothering every customers and everyone is welcomed with a smile.[/QUOTE]Unfavorable review of the ladies inside of [U]Heaven Above[/U]. You can get a drink anywhere my man.

I like the line up in Heaven Above. They are not a bunch of [I]knock kneed bimbos walking like hos[/I]. 30 year olds do not bother me. They are Thai girls with Latina bodies (it means they have ass)!

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2977264]But for now, I wouldn't think of banging a girl there untill I see some young and slim girls available in their line up.[/QUOTE]If you need that then as you said [U]Soi 6[/U] is your spot. A place I think there is no reason to write home about after your first visit.

[B]I see absolutely no reason for Heaven Above to change their line up[/B] I have only been in there one time and have not fucked. Only because I had fucked myself out earlier in the day.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2963496][U]What The Cmdr Got[/U]

Two premium bottles.[/QUOTE]Those two bottles so far have served my and my guests for two nights of partying and still have one night left.

6000 Makers 750 ML.

4500 Goose 750 ML.

That is 3500 THB / night for 3 nights in the club (base price because set ups and Lady Drinks are extra). Seems like a good value to me. But I have the stack to support my [B]International Trickin[/B] activities. I pick up the tab when I invite a guest but if would even less if two or three friends buy a bottle and ball out together.

[QUOTE][b]I get paid almost every trade, in short, I got it made![/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE][b]Theres some hands on at Heaven Above but it isn't like at Windmill. Not even close.[/b][/QUOTE]The above statement does not align with my experiences in [U]Heaven Above.[/U]. My experiences have been all hands on deck. I usually prefer the girls who work the naked show. They will sit with you in nothing but their G-String. The regular dancers have no problem opening up their tops and I actually like the cute outfits that are revealing but cover up just enough to tease.

My hands and mouth have been on tits, pussy and ass. [B]But of course I spend money up in that place[/B]. The girls know this! I send value signals when my multiple bottles of premium alcohol hit my table. I keep the [U]Lady Drinks[/U] flowing at whatever pace the girl or girls (up to three) is interested been interested.

The lowest bill I ever had in the place has been 3000 THB+. The highest 16000 THB+. On my first night. When I has already fucked out from Thai Friendly action (or was it my kik) and just sat with two of the naked ladies all night (3000 THB+).

[QUOTE] Heaven Above has a handful of stunners and they seem to be taken pretty early in the night.[/QUOTE]The club is FULL of stunners. Although I can see how others with different tastes would make the above statement. The [U]Heaven Above[/U] line up consists mostly of Thai Girls that have latina bodies. That means they have ass. They are NOT skin and bone [I]knock kneed bimbos walking like hos[/I]!

[QUOTE] Great place to go and occasionally you'lll find a good one to take upstairs. [/QUOTE][B]This is an understatement[/B] As I have said before I have only just sat with two girls once before. I take a girl upstairs or Bar Fine her every nights. The rooms in Heaven Above are like suites. [B]They are laid out and super comfortable![/B].

[QUOTE] That part is cheaper than Windmill because there is no upstairs room for Windmill. (3000 + 1500 BF vs 2000 +500 room). [/QUOTE]In my opinion, [B]Windmill does not even come close because Heaven Above has rooms and Windmill does not[/B]. If Windmill had rooms, I would give it the number one spot. But to me the costs of [U]TakeOut[/U] in Windmill far exceeds the value provided.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2978773]The above statement does not align with my experiences in [U]Heaven Above.[/U]. My experiences have been all hands on deck. I usually prefer the girls who work the naked show. They will sit with you in nothing but their G-String. The regular dancers have no problem opening up their tops and I actually like the cute outfits that are revealing but cover up just enough to tease.

My hands and mouth have been on tits, pussy and ass. [B]But of course I spend money up in that place[/B]. The girls know this! I send value signals when my multiple bottles of premium alcohol hit my table. I keep the [U]Lady Drinks[/U] flowing at whatever pace the girl or girls (up to three) is interested been interested.

The lowest bill I ever had in the place has been 3000 THB+. The highest 16000 THB+. On my first night. When I has already fucked out from Thai Friendly action (or was it my kik) and just sat with two of the naked ladies all night (3000 THB+).

The club is FULL of stunners. Although I can see how others with different tastes would make the above statement. The [U]Heaven Above[/U] line up consists mostly of Thai Girls that have latina bodies. That means they have ass. They are NOT skin and bone [I]knock kneed bimbos walking like hos[/I]!

[B]This is an understatement[/B] As I have said before I have only just sat with two girls once before. I take a girl upstairs or Bar Fine her every nights. The rooms in Heaven Above are like suites. [B]They are laid out and super comfortable![/B].

In my opinion, [B]Windmill does not even come close because Heaven Above has rooms and Windmill does not[/B]. If Windmill had rooms, I would give it the number one spot. But to me the costs of [U]TakeOut[/U] in Windmill far exceeds the value provided.[/QUOTE]I dimly remember Windmill having rooms, a long time ago. Anyone else remember Windmill ST rooms?

Below are a compilation of opinions about [B]Windmill[/B].

[QUOTE]The final stop was Kink I reluctantly came along as I don't like Kink or windmill I think there lame and the chicks are ugly. The one good thing going for the place is the barfine is only 1000 baht and my buddies got quotes of 2 and 3 k st respectively.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]My understanding is that there is the bar fine that goes to the Agogo then a Short Time / Long Time price. For example: At Kink bar fine; 3000* Short Time /5000 Long Time. Windmill 2000 Bar Fine; 3000 Short Time /5000 Long Time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Afterward I crossed the soi to Windmill, which was packed to the gills as it was their anniversary celebration. I went upstairs and somehow got a stool by the stage. I had a pillar in front of me but still had a good view of the topless line of girls on one side and the two nude girls doing some lesbian play-acting on the other side. I enjoyed seeing them interact with the young white tourist couple seated next to me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]3) Kink / windmill. It is a nice & an expensive adventure with nice & sexy nude ladies on the 1st floor. Go for it it for a hands on sexy action with some hot ladies. They are quite eager to please. Don't go finding st sex. It is quite expensive. 250 ld /3000st /2000 bf.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]The Windmill, Sapphire.

Open around 7 pm, best to go around 11 pm or 12 am when various places forget where they put their panties, so expect all nude at some of the well known places.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Depends on the venue. Gogos like Windmill and Kink you will have a naked girl grind you and you can grope all you want and make out for a few minutes. Other gogos they will come sit next to you and pretend to be some chaste princess. GC's they will expect to be manhandled while beer bars they will try to get you to play dice games or connect four. Up to you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]If I listed to what some advocate about how others should conduct their affairs I would have missed out on some really good times. 90% of the time I goto Windmill I do not bar fine a girl. But EVERYTIME I go and I do mean EVERY MOTHER FUCKING TIME I have great time. I am talking off the mother fucking chain![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]I'd be surprised if anyone has ever said "I went to Windmill and the girls were hot". [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Windmill girls were poor, however after buying the only one I found somewhat cute, a 22 year old with beautiful natural tits a drink and then commencing to stick my tongue down her throat I did leave somewhat happy but not someone I would want to go st with.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]My first stop was Windmill, a popular go-go bar with a raunchy atmosphere. As I settled in, a stunning lady named Nina approached me. She had an infectious smile and an easygoing personality, while at the same time, rubbing her titis and ass in my face LOL.

Nina and I hit it off, and I decided to buy her a lady drink. Each drink cost around 200 THB, and over the next hour, I bought her four drinks, totaling 800 THB. Nina was great company, and we messed around a lot with each other. At one point she had my dick out stroking it up and down.

As I observed the surroundings, I noticed a group of foreigners who seemed to be pinching pennies. They nursed their beers for hours and avoided buying lady drinks, clearly not making the most of their night out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]5. Windmill. 2 girls ok for Windmill standards. Don't go upstairs. You've been warned. I didn't stay. There were empty seats on an overall very busy night on Walking Street so that must say something.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]By this time, the lady was pretty drunk, so we went to Windmill, where she saw a lifetime supply of pussy. As you know, most Windmill ladies are older, flat-chested, but eager to please. They practically gang raped the civvie, too much pussy for her.[/QUOTE]Here are a number of reviews over the past six months of Windmill. [B]Not a single one mentions the place having rooms![/B]!

2017. It did not last long. Police got wind of it and shut it down.

[URL]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4223280/British-tourist-caught-bed-prostitute.html[/URL]

The other gogo bars that had something similar shut their private rooms down immediately.

From the OP cite:

[QUOTE]The venue did not have the correct licence and the owner will be prosecuted. The tourist from the UK has been warned about this.[/QUOTE][B]Well that brings a few questions to mind:[/B]

1. What is the difference between a Agogo, Beer Bar and Gentleman's Club?

2. Why is it illegal to have sex in one (Agogo) but not the others (Beer Bar and Gentleman's Club)?

3. How does a [U]Punter[/U] know if the facility is properly licensed?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2980330]2017. It did not last long. Police got wind of it and shut it down.

[URL]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4223280/British-tourist-caught-bed-prostitute.html[/URL]

The other gogo bars that had something similar shut their private rooms down immediately.[/QUOTE]