The Relax Nightclub report
Having just visited Hamburg for the first time, I was surprised to find almost no reviews of this club which is advertised as one of the best Brothels in the world, so I hope this will help those who are shopping for quality.
My visit was on Saturday night (Labor day weekend). I've been told business is very slow that week as many people take time off and fly out.
The place is in a central location, less than 10 min from the train station by cab. The quality of the establishment without doubt one of the best I've seen worldwide, a proper bar, excellent customer services, and totally professional. I could easily go to a place like that for dinner with friends.
The Rooms are typical 5 star hotel rooms, the one I saw was basic (no extras or fantasy set up) sheets super clean, fresh towels. You name it.
The HUGE problem however is in the talent (or lack thereof) . When I went (11 pm) the line up was pathetic, there where about 10 girls ranging from 3-5 in looks. They try to make up for it in personality and service! What a waste. I can only imagine the girls in Artemis for example with this quality set up will be a killer combination.
Prices: one hour (this is the minimum, no 30 min on offer) is 270 Euros and 30 Euros entrance fee. So your total damage is 300 unless you get drinks. Whisky is 12 or something like that, can't remember. The girl I picked was avg at best, but provided (or was willing to) a full GFE experience. I do not accept BBBJ and I opt for CBJ but she was offering to do BBBJ with no extras to give me full pleasure. She was also encouraging for round 2 (we had 20 min left on the clock) but I said I'm OK and just wanted to leave.
Verdict: I would repeat, pop in for a drink and leave if I see no talent. With the right talent this place is a gym.
Hope this helps.
Afternoon visit please advice!
Hi!
I will be visiting Hamburg next week (weekday) but I will only have few hours in the afternoon to be there (from 1 pm to 4 pm).
I know that it is more difficult to find nice girls in the afternoon time, my initial idea was to go to Herbertsraße, is there a decent selection at this time of the day?
Alternatively I will go to a FKK club, reading in this forum it sounds like Atmos is near the city center but it would require to take a taxi anyway.
Is there a FKK or a brothel with a nice day-time line-up at walking distance from the train station?
Thank you for your help!
Other options closer to public transport
Hoss,
You always have reliable information. It looks like Tanwa requires a car. Any tips of other places of good value that are closer to train / metro / bus?
Thanks,
Mr. S
[QUOTE=HossC;1656933]Hi,
You can look for massage spots also on the web site of modelle-hamburg. De. I do not go to sex massage parlors. You can have a good massage in one of the FKK clubs like Atmos or Harmony and enjoy really good sex with the girls there. The girls working in the Thai massage parlors in Hamburg are usually not very pretty. As for the money to value ratio Tanwa Massagestudio in Fuenfhausener Str. 81 A, enjoys a good reputation. You pay 80 Euros for 60 minutes including sex.
You will not find Thai girls in Felicitas usually. Intercourse is very expensive in Felicitas. Only a few girls offer it optionally for 200 Euros. Otherwise, you can expect a hand or a blow job.
Have fun![/QUOTE]