Amsterdam

Dunno about the adult toys

One hour between flights - cant see it happening for you mate.

Thanks Wan King,

I was afraid of that. Isthere anyplace at the Airport itself in case the onward flight gets delayed or i miss the connection

Would appreciate some info - looking forward to Amsterdam

Happy Mongering

There is a train station inside the airport (other side of the shops from the arrivals hall). If your flight is delayed, just hop a train to Amsterdam CS and there you are. It's usually about a 20 minute ride each way and trains are frequent.

[QUOTE=Fat Shaft]Thanks Wan King,

I was afraid of that. Isthere anyplace at the Airport itself in case the onward flight gets delayed or i miss the connection

Would appreciate some info - looking forward to Amsterdam

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]

Thanks Rain,

In case the flight is delayed,this board will definitely know about it

Happy Mongering

hi everyone, just like to re-introduce myself to this board with a brief trip report from my recent excursion.

arrived in amsterdam early afternoon on sunday and made my way to the city hotel. i'd booked a single en suite for two nights. not a bad hotel as far as the budget places go. friendly staff and clean comfortable room. however, they weren't overly generous with the portions of food at breakfast. you would normally expect the usual free-for-all around a buffet in the morning, but no, this was a sit down and be served by the staff sort of breakfast. two slices of cheese, a slice of ham and a hard boiled egg, some bread and a thimbleful of orange juice and coffee or tea. tasty enough, just a pity there wasn't more of it. i didn't feel it was appropriate to ask for more, for some reason. not bad value overall at 50 euro a night. just a pity about the hunger pangs that surfaced late morning.

strolled over to the wallen early evening and there was plenty of selection around there at the time. it's a year since my last visit but it seemed a lot less than that. i felt right at home straight away and it wasn't long before i saw a lovely thai girl towards the northern end of oza achterburgwaal in kamer 40-1. negotiated a 50 euro s&f and followed her through to a back room. only then did i realise that i'd had her last year. when she told me her name was then my worst fears were confirmed. i'd had a so-so experience last time with her when she went really cold on me. however, it was totally different this time. she seemed a lot more up for it and in a good mood, unlike the last time. she gave me a good rubbing with her hands to warm me up (fucking cold this trip) and pressed her naked body against me and gave me a kiss on both cheeks. nice touch that. excellent bj followed my cowgirl and then doggy. she used a little too much lubrication on the condom but that was a minor fault. great performance and friendly banter all the way through. i was told not to hurry dressing and got a kiss on the lips when i left. then has obviously cottoned on the fact she was undercharging at 40 euro but she gives such good value the extra 10 is not hard to part with. she shares her kamer with some other girls, non-thais away from her old spot at oza 50. nevertheless, a really positive note to start this trip.

i broke with habit and spoke to loads of girls in the windows asking for prices and breakdown of the services they provided. they all, without exception, said they provided s&f fully nude and with more than one position. this information seems to contrast greatly with what has been put on this board in recent months. the wallen has been labelled poor value with very restricted service for 50 euro - at least that's the impression i've had sometimes after reading some people's posts, but on the evidence of doing quite a few brief chats with the girls down oza and elsewhere it seems that the girls now offer a broader service than they once did. has anyone who's been to the dam recently noticed an improvement in the level of service offered for the standard 50 euro session?

anyway, finished sunday trawling around ogling the talent and having chats. nicole in kamer 6 of la vie en rose seemed particularly promising and she gave me a detailed breakdown of service. she seemed in her late twenties and a sure bet, but i was flagging a little so headed back to the hotel.

ventured out on monday and did some tours of all three rld's. firstly went down de pijp, which i think i prefer over singel. despite being quite quiet in the late morning, there are usually a few girls there and they all seem to rate highly on my hot chart. give or take a minger or two. my blood pressure took a sudden leap so went straight for the first girl within reach, who was maria from hungary. i don't think she's in the device, but she offers a good no-rush service for 50 euro. her kamer is long and rectangular with the bed at the far end away from the window. a tv screen is recessed into the wall next to the bed and has pornos on all the time. its good to get sucked off and watch some peeps fucking on tv right next to you. nice touch i thought. the 50 included touching, full nudity and positions. maria did a good bj, cowgirl, mish with her legs pulled right back (asked her to do that to mimic the porno that was playing), and then finished off in doggy. she was a real trier who earns her money. a thoroughly enjoyable shag all round and an unhurried dressing afterwards. i can't remember which kamer she is now, but think she's on the south side of gouvert flinckstraat (the road that separates the two areas of kamers that front on to ruysdaelkade).

singel was very quiet in the morning but i saw the scottish milf suzanne at korte korsjespoorteeg. i must admit she didn't do much for me (sorry skip) so i breezed past. returned for a another swing round five minutes later and her curtain was drawn - a lady much in demand it would seem, with a regular lunchtime clientele. on my first day i enquired about prices at the thai massage place on singel. a really cute thai girl was on duty and i was really keen on her. 70 euro for a massage with f&s for half an hour seemed quite reasonable. most of the other girls i spoke to in the district were up to 50 euro for f&s, with the exception of some of the girls on korsjespoorteeg and bergstraat, who came in at 35 euro. noticed also that the kamers on spui seemed to be more heavily populated at night than they used to be. some pretty stunning girls there too.

intended a fuck in singel, but went around the wallen once more to get myself fired up with some top eye candy. after raising getting the horn around la vie en rose i went straight in to kamer h on bethlemsteeg inhabited by the lovely yasmina. local amsterdammer in her early twenties (?) she was certainly one of the chattiest girls i've been with, amateur or pro. very warm and friendly. negotiated a 50 euro f&s with full nudity, touching and positions. decent bj followed by doggy and then a spot of mish with her legs pulled right back. it's a shame i'm such a fat unsupple bastard because i would have enjoyed this but couldn't cum owing to discomfort, so had to opt to be finished off by hand, which she did lightly and expertly. the only draw back was the eminem she was playing on the stereo, but thankfully she turned that down during the session. check her out if you haven't already done so. top lass.

roamed around some more. some of the usual suspects were still plying their trade. carla with the glasses was down goldbergsteeg as ever, flashing herself a bit and turning round and showing everyone her arse. had a brief talk with her and she said it was 40 euro for a f&s. whether that would change once the curtains were drawn and you'd handed the money over i dont really know, but it seemed damn cheap and suspect to me, so i declined. went on to meet the famous sabrina later on that night in her kamer on oza. what a fucking goddess. if i'd had some viagra i would have knecked it and had her but as it was i was knackered and wanting to save myself for the following day. serious budgetry constraints a factor too. she was stunning though. rake thin with that sandy hair and freckles. phew! she wasn't suprised that i'd read about her but i think most of her appeal seems to be her down-to-earth attitude and the fact she seems to radiate charisma. forced myself not to keep passing by her kamer again and again as i felt guilty about promising a session with her and not delivering. how sad is that? i was smitten. she kind of broke my heart when she called out to some guys next to me touting for some trade :-(.

had a major bollocking by an italian girl down gordijnsteeg (about kamer 4) for promising to go with her on sunday night but then not calling back. she'd attracted my attention by flashing her pussy at me and i'd stopped to chat and 'promised' i'd call back later. think her name was natalia or something similar. she spotted me strolling past the second time and waved me over all outraged - “you promise to come back and see me, you promise” etc etc. even the girl in the white bikini in the next door kamer was wagging her finger disapprovingly at me. for fucks sake. made another empty promise and then moved on.

two very nice ee girls, natasha (blonde) and a dark haired one somewhere around kamer 63 or somewhere fairly northish on oza (booze taking hold a bit at this stage) were in a basement kamer. they were offering themselves as a couple at 100 euro for 15 minutes. tempting, but i think i'd probably have shat myself once we got down to it. declined the offer. another minor regret.

tuesday morning was the last chance i had of indulging, so after checking out of the hotel i stuck my bag in a locker at centraal station and headed around the wallen for a last cruise. saw a few crackers but as they seemed concentrated around dolly i was reluctant to go in. i did a search of the device just before coming over and that street seems to have the worst reputation for rip off artists so i didn't indulge. there was an absolute honey in dolly kamer 7-2 however - a model type wearing a white cowboy hat with matching boots and belt. absolutely stunning. anyone have an idea who she was? medium height, possibly blonde hair but can't quite remember.

i spotted a milfish type on oza - kamer 110-1 next to the casa rossa who turned out to be a good punt. name of angel, probably mid to late thirties, and i reckon she bears a striking resemblance to eva who worked down in de pijp when i was there last year. 50 euro s&f with positions. the old chap had taken a bit of a battering over the last couple of days, as had my wallet, but i forked out for this last bang. angel likes to work days because she's a “wild girl” who parties in the evenings. she wishes there were windows all over the world so she could do busmans holidays etc. did a decent bj before riding me cowgirl. she was a little out of shape as she could'nt manage to keep going on top so we switched to doggy. angel agreed to finish me off by hand which she did, suprisingly pulling off the condom and giving me a bare back hand job. a first for me in the wallen. made for a lengthy mopping-up session though. angel said business wasn't always that good during the day but she felt it was a little safer to work in daylight hours. said she gets a lot of brits.

left the score at four this trip, which was quite good i felt, as every experience had been positive. i did regret not poking sabrina but i daresay she'll be there next year. i just hope she's not going to get embittered, generally fucked up or retired before i get to her. i saw another familiar face when i was there which i hope someone will help me identify - a girl working in kamer 2 on sint annendwarsstraat opposite sexy-land on monday night. she's got a small slender figure with long brown curly hair and always looks really stoned. this time she was wearing a tight white top with a white g-string-type thing. rather squarish jaw but not in a masculine way. she has been working in the wallen in that location for at least a year and a half. i just wondered if she was any good or was the rip-off artist that practices around there somewhere.

made it out of schipol later that day, followed there soon after by slobodan milosevic's carcass, which was carted there prior to returning it to belgrade. had half a mind to pay a visit to den haag on the monday as the slobodan death was all over the news. decided whoring on the doorstep was a bigger priority though. managed to get out of the dam ahead of his body and without the standard case of cock-rot that has afflicted me on my last two visits. result.

Hey Quimrod,

Excellent report! It was about time to revive this dead board.

I post on the California, USA boards but will be in Amsterdam for one or 2 nights in early May.

A couple quick questions for you (if you don't mind):

You mentioned 3 RLD's: Are they close to each other? I have visited the main one 9 years ago - can you elaborate?

What are the Wallen, De Pijp, Singel and The Device?

Thanks in advance,

Fedex

[QUOTE=Fedex]You mentioned 3 RLD's: Are they close to each other? I have visited the main one 9 years ago - can you elaborate?

What are the Wallen, De Pijp, Singel and The Device?[/QUOTE]

If I may answer on Quimrod's behalf: the Wallen, De Pijp, and Singel are common names for the three RLDs, the Wallen (or Walletjes) being the main one. For more info I suggest you go to [url]www.ignatzmice.com[/url] and select "RLD Walking Tour" from the lower dropdown box in the top left hand corner. Elsewhere on this site - in the message forum - you will find a familiar report by Quimrod and also "the Device" which is a collection of reports on individual ladies.

I suspect the existence of an english language site focussed primarily on Amsterdam is the reason this forum is rather quiet. It would be nice if more did as Quimrod and post in both.

B61

Thank you B61 - if you ever come to Los Angeles, send me a PM and I will share my vast 17 year knowledge of punting.

[QUOTE=banana61]If I may answer on Quimrod's behalf: the Wallen, De Pijp, and Singel are common names for the three RLDs, the Wallen (or Walletjes) being the main one. For more info I suggest you go to [url]www.igatzmice.com[/url] and select "RLD Walking Tour" from the lower dropdown box in the top left hand corner. Elsewhere on this site - in the message forum - you will find a familiar report by Quimrod and also "the Device" which is a collection of reports on individual ladies.

I suspect the existence of an english language site focussed primarily on Amsterdam is the reason this forum is rather quiet. It would be nice if more did as Quimrod and post in both.

B61[/QUOTE]

B61,

Are you sure this is the link - [url]www.igatzmice.com?[/url] I get only "Page cannot bre found"...

Thanks,

Fedex

[QUOTE=banana61]If I may answer on Quimrod's behalf: the Wallen, De Pijp, and Singel are common names for the three RLDs, the Wallen (or Walletjes) being the main one. For more info I suggest you go to [url]www.igatzmice.com[/url] and select "RLD Walking Tour" from the lower dropdown box in the top left hand corner. Elsewhere on this site - in the message forum - you will find a familiar report by Quimrod and also "the Device" which is a collection of reports on individual ladies.

I suspect the existence of an english language site focussed primarily on Amsterdam is the reason this forum is rather quiet. It would be nice if more did as Quimrod and post in both.

B61[/QUOTE]

It's ignatzmice.com

[QUOTE=Tele Port]It's ignatzmice.com[/QUOTE]
Thankyou for the correction and apologies to anyone who tried to follow the wrong link.

Thanks for the link - I printed the maps, read the report and made my notes on them. Great site!

I am now ready for the Wallen! Lock your ladies... :-)

[QUOTE=banana61]Thankyou for the correction and apologies to anyone who tried to follow the wrong link.[/QUOTE]

Fedex, you must have got all the info you want from Ignatzmice, but very briefly;

Singel - like De Pijp an area more for the locals generally not visited by tourists passing through. I wasnt aware of its existence during my first trip. Usually an area with a load of nice girls but not as cute as many in the main RLD. You can still get girls at 35 Euro for a 20 minute suck and fuck. As they cater more for locals the girls tend to offer better value as they they have to rely more on repeat customers.

De Pijp - like the Singel in that its more frequented by locals. I haven't been offerred a 35 Euro session here but then I've only sampled the talents of the area a few times. Although rather quiet during the day I've always been impressed with the quality of the girls on offer, but then that's a subjective thing isn't it.

Fedex - check these places out. I'm sure they will enrich your trip

I will have 4 hours stopover in Amsterdam in the morning. Is this enough time to visit the main RLD and have some action - how is it in the morning? How much would it cost me and how much time would be a taxi from the airport to the RLD?

Thanks,

Tom

Tom,

Been there, tried to do that.

Let's assume you arrive at 07:00 and have departing flight a 11:00. If it arrives on time and you can get off the plane fast enough, you can get by passport control and to the taxi rank by 07:30. You would then on any day, get to the Wallen RLD by 08:00. Taxi fare is about 40-45 Euros depending on the route taken.

I am sorry to say that the pickings at that time on any day are very slim to almost none, depending on your tastes. You may run around in useless circles looking for someone, anyone, to satisfy your needs. And you may, and will likely come away with nothing.

It really is hyper hit or miss in the morning and mostly miss. The best morning ladies come on at no earlier than 10:00 and usually at 11:00.

You would then need to get a taxi back to Schiphol (another wasted 40-45 Euros) by no later than 09:30 to catch your flight since passport control lines at Schiphol, while better than what they once were, can still be bad - a hit or miss situation. You probably won't miss your connecting flight but you may still worry like hell. Also they now have x-ray security check at the gate and that will add some more time and sometimes significant time to your boarding depending on the size of the aircraft.

Good luck if you do try it. I tried to do it, it was not successful and ultimately very stressful.