2 Taipei sessions in Longshan area
A couple of weeks ago I went to the Wanhua district. I walked in the park but the women were rather old and unappealing to me. I headed to Sanshui street where there was a lot going on but again the age was higher. I returned to Kanding street PDiamond building) and saw a nice MILF with beautiful legs, which is something I am into. We agreed on 1500 NTD and went indoors. There I was asked to wait for a second when the mamasan brought me a completely different women than the one I had wanted. She was overweight, in her mid fifties nad would have to pay me to touch her. I looked angrily at the mamasan and pointed at the door where the original tempter was standing. She got the massage and I got the woman I had hoped to see.
We went through a courtyard (meeting an old man who gave me a knowing look) and eventually entered the building and went into a rather shabby room. I undressed and she rolled up her sweater. I told her (using google translate) I wanted to get off with her legs and feet, which she refused. At that point I was undressed already and lying on my back. She told me to turn on my fron and started giving me a massage, which was however really not a massage just smearing my back with oil. After some ten minutes she told me to turn round adn asked me if I wanted sex. I declined and asked for just a handjob, which she performed most mechanically. From close up, the lady was much older than I had though, definitely in her mid fifties and not alf as pretty as I imagined. She lifted her sweater and bra and put her knee on the bed so that I could stroke her stockings. The handjob was totally uncreative, the same grip and tempo but she did manage to bring me off.
I rushed to get dressed and get the hell out of there. This wasn't good.
On my second day in Taipei I returned to the area and went down Xchang street several times. On both sides the choice was very god. There were young girls mostly but some older women as well. The young ones looked mostly Thai and Vietnamese adn some were incredibly pretty. I approached one who was an absolute stunned but she rejected me. I tred and tried but she was adamant. I have an idea why. I am very attractive, not too old, clearly very clean and well kept and mannered. Can anyone explain if it is a common practice for some girls to perhaps turn foreigners down?
I went to the next crowd of girls and selected another really pretty girl. She instantly agreed (1500 NTD) and we went upstairs into another quite shabby room. I told her I wanted a legjob and footjob and gave her a pair of pantyhose to wear. She was happy to oblige. When she undressed I realized she was quite a bit bigger than I had imagined, a fact she cleverly hid in her clothes. I like very slim women only. But there I was. I lay down and started fucking her legs and feet. She was very encouraging but when I left the initiative to her, she had not uch of an idea as to what to do. I don't think she had given many footjobs or legjobs. So I just grabbed here feet and had my way with them. After some 15 minutes I squirted all over her at whch she was rather surprised but in a giggly way.
A day later I explored the same street again and notice that on either side there is a room with a lot of girls inside. I peeped in and the chice was really good. I think it would have been possible to choose thre but was short of time. I'll give it a go next week and post a report.
Longshan Temple. High Noon Neon
I booked a flight back from Bangkok with a very long (23 hour) layover in Taipei, with the aim of giving my trip to SE Asia a happy Taiwanese ending.
The long and short of it. I didn't get any action. As for the Longshan Temple area, you can save yourself some reading and just look up the lyrics to "High Noon Neon" by Jason Aldean. That's my report in a nutshell.
Got off the plane at 7:30 pm, flew through customs, took the MRT to the city and checked into my hotel at the LE Room Hotel on Kaifeng Street. Good value for the money, but the rooms are a little cramped and it is difficult to cross the street in that area. But it's fairly quiet and the beds are some of the most comfortable I've ever had in Asia. And it's less than half a mile from Longshan Temple and the Xichang Street Market, so that's what matters.
Took a nice hot shower and headed down to Longshan. Arrived at 10:15. Market was already closed. On the north side I ran into 3 prostitutes who had to be in their mid-50's and resembled witches. My skin crawls thinking of their toothy grins and eager pleas for me to draw hither. Walked down Xichang and didn't see a single girl. Not one. But I did see about 50 guys, many of them quite menacing, and at least 6 or 7 foreigners who seemed to obviously be there for the same reason I was. Although everyone tells me how perfectly safe it is, I continue to believe Longshan Temple is probably the most dangerous place I've ever been in Asia. Anyway, nothing to see, I went back to the hotel and went to sleep.
Woke up the next morning and made another pass at 10:00 am Market was not open yet, did not see one single girl.
On the walk back to the hotel, an attractive 40-something year old lady waved me in for a massage on Kanding Rd. She quoted 1200 NTD for the massage, which seemed very high for just a massage. I figured I would step in and see if a massage was the only thing she was willing to give for that price. Went to the back room and she told me to lie down on the bed. I pulled a condom out of my pocket and asked, "can we do this instead"? She looked very flustered and I could tell that is not what she had in mind at all. I started to leave and she said, "Ok, we make love, we make love". Then she pulls out her calculator and types "3500. " Was this lady crazy? NTD and baht are virtually the same, so imagine a 40 year old amateur asking for 3500 baht for ST in Thailand. I shook my head and said "too high. " Then she typed "3000. " I shook my head again. Honestly, I would have balked at 2000, even if I could have got her that low. I was hoping for 1200. So I politely bid her farewell.
While walking back, I thought about how hot it would have been to have banged a reluctant civilian, especially if I could have done it for about half of the price she wanted (2000 NTD). My cock twitched as the thought of that respectable middle-aged woman degrading herself by surrendering her body to a condescending foreigner. Opportunities like that like don't come every day. Maybe I should have offered 2 K.
Anyway, I had time to kill so I took the train to Keelung. Looked for the red light district, but no success. I know somewhere Amazake is shaking his head in disappointment. I didn't read through his reports as well as I should have.
Where the hell were those ladies standing by huts beside the train tracks that Amazake wrote so eloquently about? I saw a lot of train tracks but no huts. My search centered around the West side of the MiaoKou market, but the closest thing I saw to a working girl or a red light district were some signs with scantily clad women underneath the Aiyi Road overpass which were written in Chinese characters that I couldn't understand. However, I was impressed by the city of Keelung, and had one hell of a four-course steak dinner at the Italian restaurant on Ai 2nd Rd for 380 NTD. The people are friendly there.
I was hoping to see Soi Cowboy style go-go bars in Keelung, but nope and nada. I think my time would have been better spent searching for the Monga night market that a recent poster wrote about.
Headed back to Taipei after lunch and made one final pass through the Xichang Market at 3:30 pm, in hopes of moving closer to my mongering journalism medal of honor. This type the market was in full swing and I noticed a policeman there observing the area. I am guessing that kept many of the girls away, if there were any. On the other side of the street (the temple side), I finally saw two working girls. One looked eff-able, but a guy was already talking to her. The other was better than the 3 ladies I saw the night before, but that's not saying much. Zero Thai girls to be found. I am guessing they rounded them up and sent them back home. I got back on the subway and headed to the airport.
In the four or fives times I've mongered in Taiwan, I've only had sex with one woman, one time. That should tell you all you need to know about how easy it is for a non-Chinese-speaking foreigner to get laid there. That said, my one taste of success was some of the best pussy of my life. Maybe that is what keeps me coming back. Also, Taiwan is a very lovely and modern place and has some of the most exotic women I've ever seen. Without a doubt, this was the worst I've seen it as far as opportunities go. I've seen 25-30 working girls at one time (most of them Thai) lining the walls of Xichang Street. They have cleaned it up a lot since then. It's bad. But definitely, definitely, definitely better than Japan or Korea. If had just come from one of those countries instead of Thailand, this post might have been raving about what a sexual oasis Taiwan is. I guess it all depends on your expectations and perspective.
As for my perspective, Jason Aldean said it best. 'You want to know what over looks like, you ain't got to go far, just a few blocks down."
One upon a time in Wanhua
There's a building off Kanding Rd, Lane 250 in Wanhua district, Taipei that is mostly organized by local mafia with girls in every room.
If you orient yourself towards the north on Kangding Street just up from Guangzhou Street, with Laosong Elementary School on your right (east), this small lane (Lane 250) goes off to the left (west) and then does a 90-degree turn south back towards Guangzhou Street. The building you are walking around when you do this 90-degree turn is the one I'm talking about. It has a hallway on street level with elevators going up. The hallway has two entrances—one on Kangding and one on Lane 250 after the turn. The hallway is kind of like a shortcut through the building from the bigger street to the lane behind the building.
Anyway, this whole building is full of girls, just like a Hong Kong walk up. But the difference is that down on the lane are mafia guys who control everything and some girls sitting around in chairs. I think the mafia guys have an agreement with the police, because they are out in the open on this tiny lane corner while the police are in full force on Xichang and Kangding, just meters away.
Mostly they will turn you away if you are foreign and don't speak Chinese. They also prefer people to cover their faces with a surgical mask (Covid style). It helps if you wear a ball cap to cover more of your face, and glasses (Clark Kent-style). It's a type of Taiwanese show-of-respect—everybody knows what you're up to, but you don't show your face. Just like a brown bag back in the States.
The best Viet girl I've ever had was there. I went there the first time just by luck, determination, and the bubble I create every time I speak Chinese as a foreigner. I was drunk as shit and wasn't able to finish off with this girl. But I remembered her because she had perky stand-up natural boobs, a tattoo on her chest that went up between those beautiful knockers, and she kissed amazingly with full tongue like a teenage girlfriend.
The second time I went there I was sober and I couldn't find the place. I walked all over Xichang, Kangding, the lanes in between, the night markets, etc. You see girls around, but also a lot of police. I found one tiny lane with 10 girls hiding from the police, scantily dressed, but still out. The police ignored them as long as they didn't step out of the lanes. I walked into the lane with them and started describing the Viet girl I was looking for to see if any of them knew her. I was using English and Chinese. When describing her, I got the color of her tattoo wrong—I thought it was rose red, actually it was more typical-tattoo black. The girls were a bit surprised by me at first, but one of them started piping up in English (obvious Southeast Asian), trying to get me to come with her.
I bailed. I had a mission.
Back out onto Xichang with all of those police everywhere. A word about the police. In Taiwan the police pretty much ignore you if you follow some basic principles: Don't cause a scene; be discreet; be respectful; cover your face.
I kept going through the lanes and finally came upon Lane 250. When I was going around the corner I saw a bunch of girls sitting and I did the same thing ans before—inquiring about my lost Viet love goddess. The first one I talked to couldn't speak English or Chinese and referred me to the mafia brother who was on door duty. Seeing my face (they can still tell you're a foreigner even with a hat, mask and glasses) he instantly tried to speak English, saying: "No". But I launched into Chinese and caught him off guard. I described what I could remember of the girl. Then he remembered me from the last time. Apparently it's not too often that you run across a laowai who speaks Chinese with a Taiwanese accent.
He brought me up the elevator. The last time I was there I was drunk as hell and fell in love with this girl. I had told him so back then, and he remembered. It seemed to endear me to him somehow, so he was inclined to help me find my lady.
Sure enough, the door he knocked on was the right one. It's was her—black tattoo, not red. She was flushed to see me, so in I went— door closed behind me and mafia brother forgotten. We were alone.
A word about money. The first time I was there, it was NT $1,500 for 15 minutes. This is a trap, because at first it seems cheap, but 15 minutes is way too fast. Every 15 minutes the phone rings and if you want more time she has to yell into the phone in her Viet-accented Chinese that "keren mai shijian!" This time I told her I wanted an hour straight up. NT $6,000. I've paid NT $10,000 for shit in Taiwan, so this was a deal. Remember, every market is different. You can't compare Thailand to Taiwan. The risk and payoffs are different, so the costs are different.
This time was much better than the first. Because I was not drunk. She noticed that right away. We kissed, cuddled, fondled each other, hugged, held each other. Very loving girlfriend type. A little chubbier than my drunk memory, but perky fucking boobs. And her pussy and ass tasted clean and fresh. I loved her—for one hour. She talked to me about having a baby with me. It was crazy. She was a girl meant to be somebody's baby mama who somehow wound up in this grind.
Hope she's still there next time I'm in Taiwan.