I spent a week in Cartagena and it mostly went well. No wifing up this time. I arrived in Cartagena with one goal in mind. Fuck a fatty. I wanted a statuesque fatty with huge ass cheeks. My wish came true on the final night.
Here is my story wherein I will discuss my misadventures, encounters, barebacking success and disappointments.
The tout who knew me immediately spotted me leaving the apartment building in Bocagrande. The fucker could smell me a mile away. He gave me a big hug and asked me how I've been. He then invited me to sit down. I bought him a lemonade and shot the shit for a few with his buddies who quickly came to congregate. I noticed that the playas outside of Playa Hollywood are almost completely full of latino tourists or Colombians. The touts there probably don't earn as much and aspired to build something like Playa Hollywood.
He wanted to fuck me again on the bill so I told him I was going to Playa Hollywood for a bit, and he corrected the pricing. I gave him 10 k for a tip which was 30% and again he looked disappointed. Nonetheless I went to Playa Hollywood despite the touts insistence that I would be drugged and robbed by the chicas there. Haha.
At Playa Blanca I met Edgar and he rotated two chicas my way. Both appeared to be working at La Isla. Neither of them were the kind of fatties I wanted to fuck but the second one had an artificial ass and I thought I could satisfy my boner with her. She wanted 350 k. I flat out told her no. I told her on my last visit I had a girl for about that much live me with. She quickly relented and said she'd spend the rest of the day with me with that price. I told her I wanted bareback and she gave me a lecture on that. Then I noticed her painted on eyebrows and my boner started to fade.
I paid for the drinks and exchanged numbers with Edgar. Evidently a 20% tip was not to his liking but fuck it. I'll say this much about Edgar he never bugged me once while I was staying in Cartagena. The other tout would constantly message me with all kinds of shit.
I grabbed a bite to eat in Bocagrande and went back to my apartment. I thought about hitting the sack since I was tired from traveling, but in the shower Mr Happy rose up as I was thinking about the fatty I would fuck. I went to Centro around 9 pm.
Interestingly, a few hookers were walking around the Clock Tower plaza and were aggressively trying to get my attention. I instead walked around, bought some ice cream, and enjoyed the sites until about 10 pm. I found La Dulce Vida and Isis. Isis was full of bored girls. La Dulce Vida only had a handful. It was Wednesday night and things were slow. I drank a few beers and hung out with a Paisa chica, who had the sexiest way of talking. I bought some Aguardiente (sp) for us to drink while we talked about my experience in Medellin.
120 k later, we were back at my building, and the security guard who I knew, opened the glass doors and said: "Sir, what you do? He seemed worried. I looked over and the reception was manned by one angry looking woman. So I walked over smiling, and asked her what's wrong. Evidently the rules had changed. Now only registered guests could enter after 10 pm. I said sure, so register her. She said she could only do it if she spoke to the owner of the apartment.
Let me point out the owner of the apartment couldn't care less if I brought a T-Rex in with me. He wanted my money with minimal interruption. He was a sales rep for a company that rented out apartments in Bocagrande. But it was 1 am and I didn't think it was fair to wake the man up. After about 15 minutes of back and forth with the woman she registered the chica and let her come up with me.
I tried to go for bareback but the chica wasn't into it. She was kinda crazy. Kept showing me her facebook profile photos and obsessively wanted me to tell her which one was best. I worked my magic and got her to agree to 200 k for the hour. We fucked but I wasn't able to finish. She seemed to be enjoying it. I told her I'd give her another 100 k if we hit the sack and let me fuck her in the morning. She agreed, again spending another hour obsessiving over facebook. In the morning I slipped on a condom and drilled until miraculously I finished in her. But like the stupid bimbo that she is she tried to slip out mid-orgasim. This was the first leche of my trip, and it would take a while to empty my manhood out completely. This made me upset enough that when I paid her I refused a tip for taxi money.
I never saw her again and am glad for it.
I exchanged messages with the apartment owner who said he'd talk to the receptionist. He told me if I gave him the names of any girls then he would register them for me. The catch-22 is I'd have to message him during the day. The guy was trying to be accomidating but it was stil a pain in the ass.
I struck out to the beach in front of the building and told the tout to get me girl. In a half hour, as I was sitting at the bar sipping on a beer, a woman, dressed in a black evening dress, wearing a Guess watch and jewelery stepped out of a taxi and onto the sand. I was like "WTF? Even the tout was looking away. She smiled, and sat at my table. Within a few minutes I gave her 20 k and told her she had a long night and should really go home. The tout apologized and I said, look, just get me setup by the beach and let me know when I can rent a jet ski.
On the beach the tout showed up with two hotties. I'd say 23-25 years old. One had tits to die for. They both had great personalities. The tout took me aside and told me neither of them work in a casa or club. He made sure I understood I couldn't just offer them money for sex. These chicas wanted to be taken care of and would return the favor later. We had some drinks and they asked if I'd buy them some swimsuits (this is where they were getting theirs). I agreed, and we went off to a store that was close by. It was surprisingly cheap, each got a swimsuit for about 120 k each, and it was brand designer stuff too. We had a good time picking them out, and like I mentioned their personality really made the time go by easily. We grabbed lunch at a restaurant nearby and went back to the beach where we got some more drinks.
The jet ski was ready and the tout asked for 70 k for a half hour + a tip to his comrades. We took turns getting on in pairs of two, and did three trips all together. I gave the tout 100 k and tipped his buddies 50 k. The jet ski guys had worked hard. We had managed in tipping the jet ski over at least twice, and the girls went off on their own on the second trip and I asked one of the touts to go with them and make sure they operate the jet ski properly.
As 6 pm was nearing I told the big titted bimbo I needed to go back to my apartment. She came along. As soon as I entered the apartment she bent over the kitchen counter. I told her I didn't have condoms and she got a little upset, so I feigned forgetting and grabbed the trojans I had brought with me. The sex was decent, mostly standing doggy, with a BBBJ finish and spray on her breasts.
They wanted to go out for dinner and drinks but the tout messaged me saying he had a GREAT girl who worked at a hotel nearby. I slipped the girl 100 k. She seemed a bit disappointed but I feigned having indegestion (mi estomago!) so she left. Fuck her. I musta spent 500 k on everything, and she got a nice swimsuit along with the cash too.
The "GREAT" girl showed up around 9 pm, and she was a good looking 20-something year old who had put on a few cheeseburgers since she took the selfies she sent me. The tout explained she wasn't a casa girl but would take care of me. She went to school and worked a few days at a hotel reception in Bocagrande. When we got in the cab I noticed she had super hairy arms. It took a lot of stamina not to throw up over dinner. These were some seriously hairy arms. Nonetheless, I dropped her off at her home where her dad and mom lived. Then I told the taxi to take me back to centro.
There I had some ice cream, walked my usual route and ended up at LDV. It was a bit busier this night, and I ended up drinking with a crazy MILF from Cali. This was the definition of the happy hooker. I paid 120 k for our bill (including tip) and we went off to a short time hotel. Evidently a lot of them were full but we finally found one. When I explained I didn't have any condoms she told the cab to go to a drugeria, and then made sure to get me one of the larger condoms (because evidently the bulge in my pants worried her). We fucked for a good solid hour before finishing. We got dressed, smoked some cigarettes and then I headed home.
The next couple of days I'd grab breakfast, hit the beach for a bit, then the casino in the afternoon for blackjack (made 1,000,000 pesos total over three days), and the MILF would show up at night. She was surprisingly low maintanence. Arrepas and hamburgers in front of the TV would be enough. On the third night she TLNed. Price was 200 k for short time, and 400 k for TLN which seemed reasonable.
Bareback was not on the menu and she wasn't a fatty but had a nice figure, so I decided to move on. At this point I had two solid nights left.
The GREAT girl who worked at a hotel kept telling me when she'd be around but I never invited her over. Honestly, she needs to wax.
My tout messaged in the morning me claiming he had a couple of hot chicas for me. They weren't hot, and both were La Isla girls. After the tout fucked me offering them Pina Coladas I took one of them upstairs with the understanding that I'd fuck her bareback "para un rato" for 200 k (or fuck for as long as I want for 200 k). Here's the kicker she immediately agreed to bareback which should have been a huge warning sign. We only fucked once, and for some reason I shot really hard in her vagina. It was a messy creampie.
I showered, paid her, and decided to cut her loose. The tout kept asking me how much I paid which got annoying. I told him to stop messaging me.
I went back to Playa Hollywood the next day, and Edgar hooked me up with another La Isla girl. Same deal, 200 k para un rato sin condom. This time this girl stopped by the pharmacy and bought a bottle of sterlizing fluid. This shit should have raised alarm bells. These girls knew what to do if they went bareback.
We fucked, hung out on the balcony drinking beer, then grabbed dinner. After which we slept in and I started banging her hardcore when we woke up around 6 pm. She asked if I would stop and I felt bad. Then I realized she was probably sore from all the banging. I paid her and thanked her for her time. I fuck for at least an hour before finishing. I try to be gentle but some Latinas have such tiny vaginas its difficult.
The final night quickly approached and I went to LDV. The image of a fat ass morena burned into my retina from my dreams. LDV was pretty empty at 11 pm for a Saturday night but by midnight it got hopping. I spotted a Blanquita Gordita with ass4 days chatting with another girl. I literally had to tell the waiter to call her over. She was cool, and I got her pretty drunk on whiskey. It was my final night so I didn't mind splooging. She eventually gestured to a friend of hers who had the perfect ass I was looking for and asked if I'd buy her a drink too. I agreed. I must have stared at her unconsciously because her ass was held me in a trance. I gestured her for her to come over and explained I was leaving tomorrow. I asked her what it would take to fuck her tonight para un rato. She threw her hair back and demanded 200 USD. I was like "wow, what a * and shook my head. She then asked for a 40 k tip which I laughed and shook my head to. Sorry, I'm not that much of a sucker. Myself and the blanquita danced the night away and ended up eating arrepas at a place near by apartment building. I bought arrepas (para llever, or take out) and took them to the security guy and receptionist in a bid to bring the girl up. The receptionist relented and agreed but said she wouldn't register her.
The night was uneventful and no bareback was allowed. In the morning I finished doggy style with her fat ass and told her I'd be back in April. I told her she should talk some sense into her friend. I said I'd be generous with her friend if she lived with me like a wife "como esposa. " She agreed to have a chat and keep in touch.
I packed my shit, had breakfast nearby, and left a tip to the security guard who knew me.
I'm going to need to find a place that's chica friendly. I may look into the Laguito apartments on my next trip.
