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[QUOTE=Retired Army]What I'm saying is that if you have been here four years, you have been here too long and are infected.[/QUOTE]
You know what I don't get? it's people who think that because they have the yellow Fever, then everyone going to Thailand has to catch it.
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]You know what I don't get? it's people who think that because they have the yellow Fever, then everyone going to Thailand has to catch it.[/QUOTE]
...and in any case....it has been proven that it is not passed from person to person.....it can be controlled...just watch those little mosquitos (aka TG's);
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Reed[/url]
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I stumbled upon this article and I think is very Funny:
"Women lie, cheat and steal. This is not news. For the Thais, and particularly for bargirls, telling tall tales seems almost to be the national sport. The problem is, they’re appallingly bad at it.[/QUOTE]
My Thai GF was different. Rather than lie she would simply be silent and say nothing. She obviously knew she would be bad at it.
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]My Thai GF was different. Rather than lie she would simply be silent and say nothing. She obviously knew she would be bad at it.[/QUOTE]
Yes, another good trait of Thai women is that when they aren't particularly good liars, they usually know when to keep their mouths shut :D.
If you make your Thai GF/wife mad, this could happen to you. Very disturbing report about losing that all important tool.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMfPyyIHob0&feature=related[/url]
[QUOTE=Gangles]So these bargirls deal with this every day and night, continuous deception by foreigners, yet they keep on, creating the fantasy for the customer. It must take a great deal of cynicism on their part to keep on going.[/QUOTE]They keep searching for a sponsor. And sooner or later they'll find one, there's no need to keep anything on, is just a practical search.
On the other hand the mongers who look for a submissive relationship will get fulfilled, but I doubt of the benefits of this compared with going with the girl you want when you want.
At least this is the conclusion I've reached, free or service provider, but please nothing on between.
Specially when I think that some of these girls are really humble and can stick around for very small amounts of money, creating amusing situations.
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]You know what I don't get? it's people who think that because they have the yellow Fever, then everyone going to Thailand has to catch it.[/QUOTE]
Some people get yellow fever and some don't. I caught it in 1973, but didn't realize I had it until many years later when I had to keep coming back to Thailand for some unexplained reason until finally I moved here. Now that I realize I have it I am at peace with myself and the universe.
Following my misadventure yesterday with a Handjob from Hell see here: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=829697&postcount=2425[/url]
I had to do something today... my johnson wasn't bleeding but there was a transparent liquid over the would that that got stuck on my underwear.
What to do?
I had 2 choices:
1. Go to the hospital and see a urologist
2. Go to Boots
I picked the second option. but now, what do I say? "excuse me, My dick hurts" ?
I entered a Boots (Location not disclosed) and unfortunately there was a lady behind the counter (I hoped for a male but...)
I waited until all the customers were gone before clumsily making my way to the counter.
I really did not know how to bring it up to her, in English and she probably saw the discomfort on my face because she gave me a warm smile.
I finally open my mouth and told her "I have wound here" pointing at my private area.
"what kind wound?" she asked keeping a straight professional face.
"eh.. little burn but red" ... "red burn?" she replies, now a little intrigued.
She tells me that she can look or I can go see the doctor. I am a little surprised by that answer and the only thing that I can find to say is "here? now?" she wasted no time pointing towards a door (private back area).
She asks the lady replenishing the counters to mann the desk and Off we go. She stood right behind the door to prevent anyone from entering and I dropped my pants. She took a long good look and asked me to dress up.
Back at the counter she gave me a tube of Fucidin (120 thb) to apply 3 times a day for 7 days. She said that if it does not get better, I have to go see a doctor.
That was it. The lady was very professional and looked at my dick as if it was a wound on a finger. No emotion, just business.
As I left, I did not look back but both ladies probably did gossip about the Farang with his dick burns! Will teach me right for next time... avoid dry handjobs so I won't make an ass of myself @ Boots :D
Thank god I have no Giks at the moment... if it is not enough already to explain to them when the sperm count is low, how can one explain a burn on a dick and inability to have sex for a week?
I don't know if to laugh or to cry.
This is a serious post, but I think this is the funniest post I have seen on ISG this year; if not, in the 4 years I've been on this site for
A man of your mongering prowess Nic--a week of no action must be a new non mongering record for you was the counter/dick looker woman worth a future report-hahaha
I feel sorry for the first provider after your injury subsides & you are good 2 go again---clean up aisle five---hahahaha.
I never could understand why anyone would get a handjob in Thailand, where so much more is available for about the same price or just a little more.
[QUOTE=Opebo]I never could understand why anyone would get a handjob in Thailand, where so much more is available for about the same price or just a little more.[/QUOTE]
A lot of us could never understand a western guy moving to Thailand to teach English for peanuts, slum it and live paycheck to paycheck for no other reason but to bottom feed off of Thailand’s infamous trade but to each his own.
[QUOTE=Daddy Warbucks 1]A lot of us could never understand a western guy moving to Thailand to teach English for peanuts, slum it and live paycheck to paycheck for no other reason but to bottom feed off of Thailand’s infamous trade but to each his own.[/QUOTE]
And not use condoms... being totally oblivious to STDs
[QUOTE=Opebo]I never could understand why anyone would get a handjob in Thailand, where so much more is available for about the same price or just a little more.[/QUOTE]
Hard to get STDs with a HJ. Maybe he is being careful.
[QUOTE=Opebo]I never could understand why anyone would get a handjob in Thailand, where so much more is available for about the same price or just a little more.[/QUOTE]I am also scratching my head about it being a dry one.
Young, dumb and full of cum.
Sitting comfortably last night on cloud nine, my arms around cute young girls on my right and left, both kissing my face and fondling my dick through my pants while my hands roamed over their soft lovely bodies, I began to seriously contemplate just what it is about Thai working girls that I like the most.
Right then and there it occurred to me – so many of them remind me of the typical school girl next door – the little sweethearts who have aroused the lust of boys and men from the onset of puberty and beyond.
These girls simply do not look like prostitutes. They don’t act like the stereotypical prostitute either. They can dance and gyrate before me completely naked, showing off all the goods, yet still appear somehow pure and innocent as virgins. Mature women 30 years old or more often look and behave like teenagers. Even the plain ones, the 5’s and the 6’s can offer a certain feminine sex appeal which makes them desirable.
My global mongering experience has admittedly been limited, but I can tell you that the working ladies of New York City, Detroit, Chicago, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami, New Orleans, and other American venues do not hold a candle to Thai girls. They look and act like prostitutes. They are wh*res and their attitudes are mercenary. The same goes for Canada, Mexico, and the Caribbean islands IMHO. Aside from one memorable GFE at a brothel in Acapulco, my mongering experiences have been disappointing until I discovered Thailand.