London

I was in the mood for something filthy and knew the perfect girl for it, a this escort called Chanel / Lola depending where you book her (AW or Olinas). She isn't the prettiest but she is up for (almost) anything.

Great anal, DP, watersports, rimming, CIM / swollow does it all with gusto. She will take a really deep anal fucking and if you fuck her right will cum really hard all at the bargain price of £150 for an hour!

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Also saw Thiny Queen, a tiny, pert little Romanian lady, decent service, great body but not one I'd return to. But if you like them tiny and tight she is worth a visit when back. [URL]https://www.adultwork.com/6697399[/URL].

Finally went back to Claudia, beautiful, tall, curvy, fun and a great conversationalist. If she worked regularly I'd be bankrupt! [URL]https://www.adultwork.com/5640609[/URL].

[QUOTE=StevenJones;2689591]I was in the mood for something filthy and knew the perfect girl for it, a this escort called Chanel / Lola depending where you book her (AW or Olinas). She isn't the prettiest but she is up for (almost) anything.

Great anal, DP, watersports, rimming, CIM / swollow does it all with gusto. She will take a really deep anal fucking and if you fuck her right will cum really hard all at the bargain price of 150 for an hour!

[URL]https://www.adultwork.com/6404669[/URL] / [URL]http://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=388[/URL] - heads up the photos here are old and very heavily photoshopped.

Also saw Thiny Queen, a tiny, pert little Romanian lady, decent service, great body but not one I'd return to. But if you like them tiny and tight she is worth a visit when back. [URL]https://www.adultwork.com/6697399[/URL].

Finally went back to Claudia, beautiful, tall, curvy, fun and a great conversationalist. If she worked regularly I'd be bankrupt! [URL]https://www.adultwork.com/5640609[/URL].[/QUOTE]Claudia states she enjoys '15 minutes "quickie"'. It seems as though I misinterpreted that to mean she does not enjoy prolonged banging.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2689908]Claudia states she enjoys '15 minutes "quickie"'. It seems as though I misinterpreted that to mean she does not enjoy prolonged banging.[/QUOTE]First time I was with her, I booked in for an hour and spent almost 2 with her and she was very active during that time! My assumption re the 15 minutes (from a WG perspective) is that she is happy to make a quick buck for a blow and go or a quick bang.

The lay of the land:

As noted previously, it is easy to get to town via the Heathrow Express train. Cheap and only takes about 20 minutes. Also, as noted before, staying somewhere on the "Circle Line" subway line makes the most sense. Most of the girls are in the vicinity of Hyde Park, and the Circle line makes visiting girls and being a tourist easy. Find a hotel (or adjacent restaurant) that serves breakfast until noon and look for nearby restaurants that serve food very late. If coming from the US, you can minimize the jet lag, but adjusting your schedule. Here's how: get up at 10 am-11 am and have a late breakfast, do your sightseeing from 12 pm-5 pm, aim for "lunch" around 5 pm, go see a girl around 7-8 pm, then have a late dinner close to midnight, and go to sleep around 2 am. If you keep that schedule you can easily jump back to your routine when you return home. London does have some excellent tourism options and a wide variety of excellent incall escorts, but be prepared to spend real money. This is not Thailand or Colombia. Is is not even Germany or Spain. This is the most expensive among the good mongering destinations (except for Dubai).

The girls:

Morgan, House of Divine (one hour): English girl. No shower, just straight into the action, clean tasting pussy, large floppy tits, minimal kissing, physically awkward in room with small bed, friendly but more friend than lover. Not a steamy sexual romp. More like a pleasant board game with a old friend. Wouldn't repeat. And I didn't go back to House of Divine. Many of their girls have pretty unreasonable limitations, like no DFK (or even no kissing), etc. The pricing is good, but it's not good VFM if you aren't getting the services you want.

Melinda, Olina (one hour): great shower facilities, nice long nipples, minimal kissing, ticklish around neck, at least 15 minutes of nonstop rimming and CIM / PM finish. Performs all services professionally, but felt more like a massage provider than a lover. No interpersonal connection. Wouldn't repeat.

Drew, Diva (one hour): Good DFK (if you pay the supplement), young, thin with A cup breasts. Like having sex with your prettiest innocent high school girlfriend. Pleasant conversation and fairly good English. All natural girl next door experience. Not for guys who like silicone and porn star looks. Really enjoyed her. She felt like a lover. Would definitely repeat.

Rivetta, Diva (2 hours): Very good experience with classic Romanian hot / cold elements. She'll be "on stage" and a hot vixen, then she'll be "off stage" and a bit cold. So many Romanian girls seem to be like this: great actors when they make the effort, but then they break out of character and ruin the illusion. If you know what I mean, and you can patiently wait for the next hot cycle, she is great. She takes charge and has her own pace. I was there for 2 hours and planned 3 pops in my mind, but her pace only allowed 2, albeit 2 excellent pops. She opens wide and allows you to go as deep as you can for missionary, which I love. That feels like real enthusiasm to me. There is nothing worse than a girl who tries to block you from full penetration. It kills the mood. Makes you feel like she wants you to go away. Not a problem with Rivetta. Rivetta kisses well and rubs herself all over you. She did a solid 10 minutes of rimming (even though I didn't mention it or pay the supplement). Would definitely repeat.

Fortune, Diva (2 hours): great body and cheerful happy personality. Starts the session with immediately asking what I want to do. Sounds like a good start, but unfortunately, the whole session was only good, not great. Not passionate or enthusiastic, just cheerful and friendly. Kissing was adequate but nothing remarkable. BBBJ was toothy and repetitive (verging on boring) and the CFS was heading toward starfish territory. Given all of the positive reviews, I was expecting more. Good, but not great, and I wouldn't repeat.

Braelyn, Diva (2 hours): The first thing she said was "what are we going to do for 2 fxxking hours? So I suppose she doesn't usually get long bookings. She looks exactly like her pics. Lots of pale luscious curves and great kisser. She was the most enthusiastic and personable of all the girls so far. I am always looking for a girl who responds to my attention (rather than just tolerating it) and she responded enthusiastically. Excellent DFK. She was a true partner in sex. Her BBBJ was ok but not stellar and she doesn't allow CIM, but she was otherwise an excellent partner and every moment felt like we were making a real connection. She really likes it when you pound her hard. No kidding. I think she has a hard time reaching orgasm in general, and pounding hard helps, apparently. She kept asking for me to pound her harder, which was clearly for her pleasure, not mine. Given the overall connection and enthusiasm, I would definitely repeat. She wins the top award so far.

Olive Olina (2 hours): Pretty much the pinnacle of the Thai sex experience. The classic tiny tight body with two bum cheeks that you can hold in one hand. The shared shower where she reaches between your legs from behind and scrubs every crevice, in preparation for some enthusiastic rimming. The smiles and the giggles. The submissiveness. Cheerful rimming and CIM. Everything for your pleasure. No drama. The whole time I was thinking how the best Thai girls know that the whole point of paid sex is to please the man, and the best Thai girls really know how to do that. She snuggled up close, giggled, offered a good Thai massage, kissed with spirit, and never once complained about anything. No looking at her phone. She was focused 100% on me the entire time. I'm not actually that demanding, and I feel a tiny bit guilty when a girl like this puts on my socks and ties my shoes for me when I am ready to leave, but she clearly knows how to make a man feel important and well attended. She could teach the army of Romanian girls a few things. Would I repeat? Absolutely.

Mallee Olina (2 hrs): Another Thai superstar. She was every bit as good as Olive in the bedroom (FYI her English was fine, but not as good as Olive's English). Mallee was able to roust me to 3 pops and even suggested that "next time" we should try for four. She was a little more giggly and naive (verging on immature) than Olive, but maybe that is just her working persona. She has more of the Isaan look than Olive (who looked a little more Chiangmai to me), but, in fact, both of them are from Isaan. Rural farm girls who are traveling the world, making men happy. Mallee is another classic example of the great Thai sex angel. Toasty brown skin, budding breasts with brown chiclet nipples, an ass that fits perfectly in your hand, and the sincere kissing and tenderness. Never a sour note or stepping out of character. She is truly your lover for an hour or two. The acting is so good that it isn't acting. The last time I was in Thailand, it was much harder to find these women than in years past, the young enthusiastic sincere and uninhibited girls who really try their hardest to make you happy. Those girls used to be common in the public venues, like gogo bars, but I think many of them have moved online to "finfan" or whatever. Well, here in London are two excellent examples of why the best Thai women can be unforgettable.

After taking the time to make these reviews, this will sound strange (or completely obvious), but I think the best way to find a good girl is to go with the ones you are immediately attracted to, not necessarily the ones with the stellar reviews. Find the girls that really rev your engine. (For example, I generally like slim girls with pretty natural faces and small breasts, unlike many guys who like curvy girls with silicone and tattoos and porn star faces with injected bee sting lips). Then double check that they perform the key services that you require. (For example, I like a real girl next door GFE experience with DFK, DATY, OWO, CIM, unlike many guys who like anal and deep throat and pornstar sex). Lastly, see if they have some decent reviews. Avoid the girls with no reviews or with plausible bad reviews. Most importantly, ignore the girls that have multiple stellar reviews, but lack your favorite services and / or don't really rev your engine. Those reviews may have been written by guys who love the kind of girl you can't stand.

Thanks Shiny for a very spot on assessment. I think U are right about Fortune. Pure sex is pretty good but her BJ is def not the best. Her optics and attitude kinda just wash everything else away for me and some others but def not the best sex of the lot and her DFK was super weak with me. So thanks for hitting it spot on.

Surprised you didn't note Rivettas BJ. Did you not think it particularly good? Maybe it was the doe eyes that did me in. LOL.

Funny you should note the Olina girls because I was just browsing Olina today and struck by how they have held the line on 150 and it includes all the trimmings - plus not an extra 50 for this or that. I've only been with Anna who is a rockstar. I'm surprised she's still listed because she is literally posting on Insta hourly from luxe hotels and restaurants courtesy of a sugar daddy she's had for last 6-12 months. I think Linda is prettiest some reason you didn't choose her? I was considering Malee and now she's moved up near the top.

Thanks again for the great and honest detail. You are a service to this forum! P.S. Do I recall you from the So Paulo forum?

[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2690066]The lay of the land:London does have some excellent tourism options and a wide variety of excellent incall escorts, but be prepared to spend real money. This is not Thailand or Colombia. Is is not even Germany or Spain. This is the most expensive among the good mongering destinations (except for Dubai).[/QUOTE]Switzerland is even more expensive than Dubai. Of course, you said "good mongering destinations", and maybe you don't consider Switzerland to be "good". I do, but I shall not return as it's too expensive. You can get the same for a much better price in Germany. Have been to the UK too but did not monger. London is a fantastic tourist town indeed!

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2690084]Thanks Shiny for a very spot on assessment. I think U are right about Fortune. Pure sex is pretty good but her BJ is def not the best. Her optics and attitude kinda just wash everything else away for me and some others but def not the best sex of the lot and her DFK was super weak with me. So thanks for hitting it spot on.

Surprised you didn't note Rivettas BJ. Did you not think it particularly good? Maybe it was the doe eyes that did me in. LOL.

Funny you should note the Olina girls because I was just browsing Olina today and struck by how they have held the line on 150 and it includes all the trimmings - plus not an extra 50 for this or that. I've only been with Anna who is a rockstar. I'm surprised she's still listed because she is literally posting on Insta hourly from luxe hotels and restaurants courtesy of a sugar daddy she's had for last 6-12 months. I think Linda is prettiest some reason you didn't choose her? I was considering Malee and now she's moved up near the top.

Thanks again for the great and honest detail. You are a service to this forum! P.S. Do I recall you from the So Paulo forum?[/QUOTE]I'm happy to hear someone is benefiting from my reports. Afraid I've never been to Brazil, but it is on my list. Rivetta's BJ was quite good. Really enjoyed her overall. Olina's pricing is really a major reason to try them. Excellent VFM in the London scene. The neighborhood and shared apartment for Olive and Mallee is a little downmarket compared to the Diva girls, but I've been in Santa Fe in Bogota, so this looked posh by comparison. FYI, you do have to have prior booking with another Olina girl before you can book with Olive or Mallee. Can never explain why I'm attracted to one girl over another, so not sure why I didn't try Linda. Just didn't strike me, for whatever reason. Thanks for the feedback. Looking for a new destination this fall. Maybe So Paulo?

Coming to London in June. Will be staying in Bloomsbury more than likely. Will have one maybe two nights to get out and explore the local talent. Will be chaperoning a school trip, so availability will be determined closer to the date. So if you had one opportunity, where would you go? House of Divine, Olina, Diva or somewhere? Since I'm not local I don't have time to scroll through UKPunting. This will be my 10th time in London but first in 25 years without an SO and back then I used the postcard on the phone box way of finding girls, so I'm comfortable getting around by tube and bus.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=DougBaxter;2691388]Coming to London in June. Will be staying in Bloomsbury more than likely. Will have one maybe two nights to get out and explore the local talent. Will be chaperoning a school trip, so availability will be determined closer to the date. So if you had one opportunity, where would you go? House of Divine, Olina, Diva or somewhere? Since I'm not local I don't have time to scroll through UKPunting. This will be my 10th time in London but first in 25 years without an SO and back then I used the postcard on the phone box way of finding girls, so I'm comfortable getting around by tube and bus.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Unless you are trying to save 100 £ skip House of Divine. It's a great option on a low budget but if you have 150-200 £ then Olina or Diva. (Admiral seems as reputable as Diva and has a few other girls). Olina obv you have to dig Thai girls because that's all they have. But it's 150 and no extras for CIM or rimming or whatever with most girls. And of course you know I think Divas a fine choice.

I myself am having to make the Diva / Olina type decisions though if you do 2-3 a day you don't have to decide! Fwiw I just stumbled across Miranda who is only 200 £ and has rave reviews. I generally prefer a be or see cup but if you like big naturals she looks a home run.

Mermaid is back with Divas after over a month away, and now her page says she has enhanced tits. She used to have the most intense DFK of any girl, and I loved playing with her natural tits, sucking on her nipples hard. Has anyone been with her after implants? I am usually turned off by Silicone, and if her tits are now sensitive or if she wouldn't accept lots of playing with them, that would make her less fun. But she has been a fun girl in total, and her kissing really is the best I have had with a girl for hire. Has anyone tried her after her operation?

[QUOTE=NF4591;2691503]Mermaid is back with Divas after over a month away, and now her page says she has enhanced tits. She used to have the most intense DFK of any girl, and I loved playing with her natural tits, sucking on her nipples hard. Has anyone been with her after implants? I am usually turned off by Silicone, and if her tits are now sensitive or if she wouldn't accept lots of playing with them, that would make her less fun. But she has been a fun girl in total, and her kissing really is the best I have had with a girl for hire. Has anyone tried her after her operation?[/QUOTE]Boo sorry to hear that. Happened to Noleta too who had a nicer set than Mermaid. But damn you are spot on on the kissing. Mermaid is actually the best, most prolonged and intense kisser ever ever encountered worldwide. Bar none. If you like DFK and tall slim girls Mermaid is your girl!

Ps she looks almost nothing like her picture. Much further off target than most girls. She’s pretty. No issue in looks dept. but don’t get a hard on for how her face looks in the pics cuz it’s def different.

[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2690066]

After taking the time to make these reviews, this will sound strange (or completely obvious), but I think the best way to find a good girl is to go with the ones you are immediately attracted to, not necessarily the ones with the stellar reviews. Find the girls that really rev your engine. (For example, I generally like slim girls with pretty natural faces and small breasts, unlike many guys who like curvy girls with silicone and tattoos and porn star faces with injected bee sting lips). Then double check that they perform the key services that you require. (For example, I like a real girl next door GFE experience with DFK, DATY, OWO, CIM, unlike many guys who like anal and deep throat and pornstar sex). Lastly, see if they have some decent reviews. Avoid the girls with no reviews or with plausible bad reviews. Most importantly, ignore the girls that have multiple stellar reviews, but lack your favorite services and / or don't really rev your engine. Those reviews may have been written by guys who love the kind of girl you can't stand.[/QUOTE]This is an amazing report! I wish more people would take the time to share such detailed intel. I have to ask what was the time frame for your adventures? Was this over a 5 day period? That's a lot of fucking and cumming, and I tip my hat to you!

Your advice is spot on. Go with who you like and does what you enjoy. Reviews help a ton.

[QUOTE=NF4591;2691503]Mermaid is back with Divas after over a month away, and now her page says she has enhanced tits. She used to have the most intense DFK of any girl, and I loved playing with her natural tits, sucking on her nipples hard. Has anyone been with her after implants? I am usually turned off by Silicone, and if her tits are now sensitive or if she wouldn't accept lots of playing with them, that would make her less fun. But she has been a fun girl in total, and her kissing really is the best I have had with a girl for hire. Has anyone tried her after her operation?[/QUOTE]That's a shame. Mermaid was a great experience, and she was a tiger with her tongue and pussy. I really liked her body and look, and I don't know why she chose to enhance her breasts. Oh, well, it's her body and her choice. I do hope someone shares a report with details about how her new assets change the experience.

Hey there Lads,

I have to come to London early next week.

Does anyone have a recommendation for a simple rub and tug place (maybe with FS)?

I'll be staying around Russell Square.

[QUOTE=Bittoquick;2691876]Hey there Lads,

I have to come to London early next week.

Does anyone have a recommendation for a simple rub and tug place (maybe with FS)?

I'll be staying around Russell Square.[/QUOTE]As you are staying around Russell Square there will be many girls you can go and visit that will provide you with what you are looking for.

As this is turning into a Diva thread I am sure there is someone that can recommend a Diva girl that is suitable, failing that there are many other agencies and Adultwork.

Good luck.