Cali Reports

Master Monger

Great report. Looking forward to more reports on you.

Cheerio,
Ferolga777

Please don´t underestimate my skills, I have never met ANYONE who gets more free pussy than me.

Not even Saint? LOL

You make some good points, Nicole is cute, and you write well, but could you tone down the narcisissism just a little bit? Even saint, who I view as quite full of himself, never made any statement nearly as outlandish as yours which I copied above.

If you were such a stud muffin then they should be paying you, no? And why go to Cali; if you have such Game Miami has more lookers than Cali, Rio or ANYWHERE in the World (but the hotties are MUCH harder to tap, of course).

Surfer

I must confess that whenever I read Master Mongers posts, I read them outloud, in a booming voice, fists on my hip. (Oh, well.)

But, hopefully his posts will get better. With more useful information.

Ferolga

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Good one Saint, I was thinking the same thing.

gentlemen,

ok, saint used to be, and i repeat, used to be my idol, but someone told me he drops about $300 a day on chicas and gives them champagne and chocolate and then tips them like half of what he paid in the first place. this is why he talks little about the prices he pays. if you need to shower them with money then well, you need to shower them with money. i personally don´t need too, i posted before that on four occassions i got girls for free out of the del rey which is full of sharks, but i have a silver tongue and eyes that put them in a spell (thank you, god).

speaking of florida, if you read my posts in the past you would know i have a house in chicago, wisconsin near minneapolis, and a house in florida near tampa, and when i am in florida i never pay for girls, in fact i told everyone about a foursome i had with three girls in florida, i have the video with me if we hook up. surfer i like your posts and i think you have the right idea about women, i just want to make sure you have the right idea about me. i would love to hook up sometime and prove it to you. i posted before what is most important to women, and of course if you really want to make them happy make them cum.

how to make a girl cum by travieso (master monger)

1.) watch them masterbate for a minute and then repeat the process, starting at the top of the vagina to increase bloodflow while massaging breast with other hand, then move slowly down to clitoris always in a circular motion, some girl like you to enter there vagina briefly every minute or so. most important, keep rythym (spelling??) at internet cafe, no spell check.

2.) get into missionary position but don´t enter without a condom. promise the girl you won´t enter and to trust you because you want to rub on her vagina with your penis, rub your head up and down on the vagina with sometimes rubbing the bottom of you penis over her clitoris. within a few seconds she will start to respond and you will think she is faking it, shes not, keep this up getting feed back from her while doing a thrusting motion with your body and breathing sexy in her ear, and she will cum.

3.) lick the clitoris and use the fingers in a ¨come here¨motion, with sometimes sucking the clitoris in your mouth and swishing it around. something i forgot before is a girl must get wet before she cums, very wet, so i know this is gross but constantly drewl (spelling) spit into her vagina. expose the clitoris with the other hand so you can get a better lick on it and try not to use the top (rough) side of your tongue too much, but more the side or bottom or even your the inside of your lip. don´t forget to stimulate the nipples every once and awhile.

4.) enter with your penis, every guy is different sized so i am only saying what works for me. make sure she is very wet before entering, enter starting slow and speed up a little to a nice constant rythym. now comes the magic, in missionary enter deep so your pelvis rubs against her clitoris and make your body convulse a little as it hits the clitoris, breath in her ear (make sure you have fresh breath) i go through a bottle of binaca every 3 days. if the vagina is too big (you can buy something called tight stuff ($10) it is a jelly that makes any vagina tighter in about 5 minutes) otherwise wrap your arm around her leg and push up on your penis under your ball sack and it will hit her g-spot more. also in this position you can stimulate a girls asshole or squeeze her asscheeks, it all depends on the girl what she likes or needs.

5.) anal is also another way, but the girl has to be used to it and very comfortable with lots of lube and you must squeeze their asses in a rythymic motion. i am not into it but some girls love it.

6.) if nothing else has worked, forget your ego and go out and buy a dildo. i have one that cost $65 and it is awesome, it is called like the pearl of the sea or something. anyway,it has a clitoris stimulator that vibrates, then the head does small circles, and the bottom of the shaft spins with these pearls, and it has a lame little ass stimulator. bottomline is you just insert in and within 5 minutes about 90% of all women cum. women often forget sex unless they came and they don´t remeber how they came.

i have other ways but they involve more in depth descriptions and diagrams.

nicole´s real name is diana, she is sitting over my shoulder right now but doesn´t understand english. tonight we are going to have a threesome with her friend, for free.

ok,

please someone help me....

where can i exchange dollars? the international rate according to www.oanda.com is 2648 pesos to 1 dollar but every place is at like 2300...wtf i don´t understand, where can i get the international rate. or even frickin close.

where is a good restaurant in cali that isn´t crazy ass expensive?

please guys if you know the answer to these questions let me know.

thanks in advance,

p.s. nicole/diana was (no longer) working at lubricantes jc just down the street from farahon, 30,000 for half hour in house or 50,000 for an hour or 60,000 in you place for half hour or 100,000 for an hour, or 200,000 for 3 hours in your place. now she lives with me in grenada in my kickass apartment.

master monger (travieso)

That explains it. I've been using the rough side of my tongue all this time....

I prefer to call you Travieso (I find the handle "master monger" WAY pretentious):

I use most of your methods as well but am ALWAYS game for learning new techniques. Hopefully we can compare notes/tactics soon as I should be back in paradise in mid-October. DO send me an email to XTNSurfer@hotmail.com

Regarding the cash exchange thing, you are hosed. NOWHERE will give you anything close to the Oanda rate (predicated on trades of 1 million greenbacks which I DOUBT you will be exchanging into CP even if you had that many greenbacks with you). Some here find it "off topic", but as LOCAL RESIDENT antifreeze confirms, ATM withdrawls get best rate but shop around for ATMs with 400K limit (some are as low as 200K).

Regarding the restaurant, it is a no brainer: Cali Viejo (near the Parque Zoologico). While there are no prices on the menu (ALWAYS scary), cost is SURPRISINGLY reasonable for very good, tradional, food plus unequalled ambience (in an old hacienda with the staff dressed in antique costumes). Fashion photographers use at as a backdrop and many wedding receptions are held up there. Terrific place that, surprisingly, many locals have never even heard of.

MASTER MONGER

Reading your report I conclude that you are full of an insecurity that I find quite befuddling. You say:

<<<<<"I just want to make sure you have the right idea about me. I would love to hook up sometime and prove it to you.">>>>>

Don't be so anxious. Just develop value and the right people will see it.

Saint developed value not because of his claims of being a great lover, but because he writes information packed posts that are quite entertaining, even when they don't include "mongering bits." That's what makes Saint a valuable poster.

I am willing to endure your insecurities (Who amongst us doesn't have some?) but, buddy, write what you want but don't misunderstand the stituation. I will find you a valuable poster based on the information that you provide and not based on whether you prove to me that you are the "player of players."

I hope you bought Footprint's Colombia Handbook.

Ferolga

"but I have a silver tongue and eyes that put them in a spell (Thank You, GOD)."

Wow, the gift of gab and hypnotic eyes. No wonder I envision Master Monger as being a cross between Don King and The Amazing Kreskin.

I think I'll forego the sex lessons from a guy who consumes a bottle of mouthwash every 3 days and travels to Cali with pornos of himself. I will admit though that sex tip # 3 is a classic. You might want to take a poll to determine if women truly get off with a guy constantly drooling on their pussy. Just a suggestion, but if you try licking with your tongue rather than the inside of your lip, you just might get that drool under control.

"forget your ego and go out and buy a Dildo"

If you can put your ego aside to buy a dildo for sex you can also forego your ego while posting here, otherwise you just sound like a dildo.

A cross between Don King and The Amazing Kreskin indeed.

The local Ticos in San Jose are still waiting for his in depth report on their city because he said he "knows more than even the Ticos" and that anyone who disagreed with his hotel recommendation after going there was "just ignorant".
-San Jose, Costa Rica WSG forum, 9/21/04

Thanks for the update - be sure to tell us where Diana/Nicole is working when she returns to the trade, I know that a number of us are looking to repeat with her.

Dear fellow mongers,

I admit I am a little full of myself as of late, but I am on a good run of luck and my ego is a tad bit inflated. I try, in every post, to provide some sort of information for my fellow mongers but, unfortunately I have not been here long enough for any really good info so I posted some sex tips, if you don´t like them or don´t care about them, then don´t read them. Although I doubt it is just a coincidence that 60% of all women have never had an orgasm with a guy, so I am sure it will help someone.

Apartments in Cali:

Finding a nice apartment in Cali that is furnished has AC, hot water, and is possible to rent by the month is very difficult. I got lucky because my first girlfriends mother knew of this agency.

ADMINISTRACIONES C.M.A.
Yuly Cecilia Diaz M. (This is the women you want to talk to)
Cel. 310-822-5789
Avenida 6 Norte no. 17-92 Edificio Plaza Versalles
Tel: 667-6209 Fax: 667-0717

She showed me about 10 places, all very nice, ranging in price from about $400 - $600 a month, all with AC, hot water, fully furnished and very flexible on the term of stay. I am in my Apartment for 1 month and 26 days and I am only paying for 26 days. Mine is $600 but includes maid service three times a week with a Jacuzzi, Gym, Suana, and Steam Room. Its nice and I can´t imagine a girl not giving it up after seeing it going for the long term payout...

Just tell her Travieso sent you and she will take good care of you.

As far as San Jose, Costa Rica you can ask Dinoman or Free Sex I actually made a map of San Jose depicting all of the places for sex the prices and the quality, as well as restaurants and hotels and places to find free pussy. I made it the last month I was there and sold a little less than 100 of them at $12 a map to gringos. It is pretty awesome and I will post a pic of it soon.

I forgot to tell you guys me and my girlfriend saw too hot Streetwalkers on Ave 6 around 10pm on Sat. close to that little park with the naked kids sculpture. We asked them how much and they said 20,000 pesos for an hour or 50,000 for three hours. I think it would be very possible to negotiate more time for those prices or even less price, but I prefer to negotiate time rather than money, because they still feel like they are getting their asking price. They were hot at least 7´s but we were both tired and decided to take a rain check. We had been walking all day around CHippeChappe. Bad thing is they didn´t have any contact info but said they were always around that sculpture after 10pm.

Yesterday me a Diana went to the clinic for testing, it cost 50,000 each for the full battery of tests and after we get the results and everything is ok, no more condoms!!! Yeah!!! Side note: Kondomania on Ave. 6 has lots of different condoms, even Trojan, and it has a good assortment of toys, if you guys want to buy a Dildo here I would recommend the Jack Rabbit that they sell there, it is like 120,000 pesos but it is similar to the one I have.

Well, I hope this is more what you had in mind Ferolga777, and thank you for the info Surfer, Also another good restaurant is Crepes & Waffles one block off of Ave 6.

Happy Mongering,

Travieso

MASTER MONGER

Yes, I like to read information that I could use. Thank you.

An apartment in Colombia sounds like a good plan. I would have stayed at an apartahotel but your apartment sounds like a good choice.

Good luck!
Ferolga

Master Monger

This board works sometimes as follows:

You do something that annoys others you get tons of responses.

You post good reports, you get few responses. But, over time people start private messaging you to lay out for them, in detail, their future trips. That's how you know you are doing it right.

Buena suerte en Colombia
Ferolga

for cali, can anyone recommend a place to stay (hotel, apartment, aparthotel) that has high speed internet (ethernet cable connection, not dial up) in the room, not including the hotel ic?

i want to hook up a vonage connection while i'm there, and use it throughout the day from my residence, so a cybercafe is not an option.

thanks!