Reminiscences of a novice mongerer
OK guys, here goes.
I am currently in the Land of the Perfect Ass (LOPA) and have just completed my 3rd day of mongering.
It is difficult to not be permanently on heat when surrounded by such beauties.
Apart from being an ideal Central European location for an optimal mongering experience, Warsaw has plenty to offer by way of conventional tourism.
I have still a few more days of mongering to go, but this report will sum up my mongering experiences to date.
Day 1:
I spent the day getting [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] drunk at the Marriot Hotel's bar with some American Marines currently on temporarily leave from Iraq duties. I mentioned to them the possibilities vis-a-vis Studio 2 on Al-Jerozolimskie (99/1). Much has been said on this forum about this place, so I will not re-iterate. Let it simply be said that all 3 of us are tall guys, and it seems that I drew the short straw. The young lady who I took (Claudia) was a skinny, short little wench (albeit somewhat attractive). Gentlemen, never go with such a body (irrespective of the beauty of the young ladies face) if you are over 6ft tall. It is physically impossible to make out without continually slipping out.
DAMAGE: 150 zloties, worth it if you are drunk, but not if sober.
Day 2:
I was informed by someone in the know that hard-up "students" in need of a feed have relocated to the main road called Novy Swiat during the university holidays. They usually hang around the university. The gameplan is really quite straightforward. Walk along the road looking that you are after something other than beer and food, and you will soon enough be approached by a girl in need of a feed. I was as follows: she came up to me and said she was a poor "student" (why was she still at uni during the holidays?) and would like to be given money for food. The moment I saw her, I got an immediate hard-on and my dick started doing the thinking for me. I said that I wouldnt give her money but that I would invite her for lunch. So I did. I spent around $20 for both of us, and then took her back to my hotel and shagged her good and hard up her ass.
DAMAGE: $20
Day 3:
I learnt from my physical difficulties of day 1. I ended up in a brothel on Nowogrodska (48/14). I chose the young blondski with the massive tits and vivacious body, and shagged her doggy style. We started with some oral and she offered me some beer, but I wasnt in the mood.
DAMAGE: 100 zloty
That's all for now folks. If there are any other mongerers currently in Warsaw, kindly make yourself known on this forum!
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Reminiscences of a novice mongerer (part 2)
Today (Sunday) will be my day of rest. The Warsaw pussy scene has made me exercise parts of my body that other girls have failed to do. Today, I am going sightseeing of the conventional variety, but I will take a brief opportunity to furnish you with some random bits of advice.
I would strongly suggest that you consider the logistics of where you are staying for your mongering experience. Ideally, your hotel should be near the hub of the mongering scene in Warsaw i.e. try and base yourself near the intersection of Al. Jerozolomskie and Al. Marszalkowska. Some high quality hotels that meet this requirement are the Novotel Hotel and the Hotel Polonia. If you are on more of a budget, then try the Hotel Metropol. If you base yourselves here, you are walking distance from more action that you would be able to fuck in a single trip.
The next hint that I would suggest you employ is to annotate a Warsaw street map (freely available from all hotels) with the locations of the girls. This way, you
1) will look like a tourist, and not like a mongerer (i.e. dont refer to the calling cards that you find in car windows, but spend a couple of hours one evening fully annotating the map with details from the cards and from this fine website)
2) will be able to judge distances with confidence. So if you want a nice long walk, choose a girl a decent walk away, and stop for some fine Polish beer en route. If you are feeling in need of immediate gratification, choose a girl just around the block.
Another thing is to pace yourself, or you will tire out. I strongly recommend to not overdo things, and restrict yourself to one piece of action per day, unless you are some kind of superman. One fuck per day has been my personal quota and the combination of fucking and nightclubbing has rendered me out of action as of this Sunday. I think I will take the opportunity to go to church (many here, in this Catholic country) and ask sweet Jesus to give me my libido back by Monday.
