Your magical tour guide to Santa Fe
You guys want a tour guide to Santa Fe? Here you go.
Step 1: Learn just some basic Spanish.
Step 2: Walk down Car. 15 from the corner of cal. 24 until you get to cal. 23, scoot down 23, and then loop back up to 24.
Step 3: Approach a girl you like, make small talk, buy at least 30 minutes, don't go over 60 mil.
Step 4: Bang your girl at a nearby short time hotel.
Step 5: Walk out of the hotel with a smile on your face.
That'll be $200 please.
Seriously though guys, if you can navigate a large international airport to find your gate, you can do Santa Fe. Anyone can spend their money how they want to, and if you want someone to show you around, that's your choice. I'm thankful for the expats who share stories on here, they have great info. They should-they live there for Christ's sake! What did you do before this forum, or before cell phones and digital maps? You traveled. You explored. The first time I mongered in Colombia, I walked around (by myself) till 1 am learning the layout. I ended up with a cute 20 yr old with a great bubble butt. I remember it well, not just for the sex, but also for the experience of getting out there.
Now, if you're one of those guys who watches the news reports and believes that the entire world is one big murdering zone, or books "adventure tours" to get a "genuine experience", or have no sense of adventure, then by all means you should get an expat to help you out. However, if you're a traveler, and can navigate those big airports, you'll be just fine.
I was new and Woodman showed me the way
Bogota was the first city in Colombia I landed. I had zero Spanish skill when I reached Bogota. Woodman gave me a pretty good tour, waited for me during the sessions and showed me all of the clubs.
Its not a big deal once I learned passable Spanish and I did it many times later but I would definitely not have been able to do it in the beginning. He is a pretty decent guy and we still bump into each other in Santa Fe usually showing some other guy around. I tag along him and its also a great way to meet new mongers.
Thanks Woodman for your help and tours. Please keep up the work.
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Lotsa Action in SF, Epic Sex Last Night
I found another GF hooker so hot so fun so compliant.
Been in SF for last 3 nights, Lotsa hotties, less traffic. The girl forecast in Santa Fe for January is looking good as Chico used to say.
Back in Bogota after 2 years
[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2403649]Carrera 20 a # 72-30, small door next to a hardware store. 10+ Masajistas. Prices: Massage+sex 30 k 20 min. , 40 k 30 min. , 50 k 40 min. , 60 k 50 min. , 70 k hour, BBBJ extra 40 k, __k trio. Tel: 310 766 9128.
Hours: Monday till Saturday 9 am to 9 pm. [URL]https://co.mileroticos.com/masajes-eroticos/mamada-al-natural-con-venida-en-boca-x-40-mil-linda-venezolana-cel3219356330/8159740/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thanks WT and others. Landed yesterday and paid this place a quick visit to unload my stress. At least 10 ladies in line up, all below average, I chose one with a pretty face, but chubby (Tatiana or something), from Venezuela. BBBJ was mediocre, but she delivered on the main event, seemed to enjoy herself and had a sweet personality. A place to visit in a pinch. Damage was 50 k / hh (as quoted on Whatsapp).
Today I was busy so ordered take out from Photoprepagos (always a risk, but better GFE prospects): [URL]https://www.photoprepagos.com/prepagos/bogota/barrios-unidos/soy-una-hermosa-prepago-dispuesta-hacer-todo-para-complacerte-id-swgqc[/URL] . Angelica looks exactly like the pics (with the dyed hair) and delivered a very convincing GFE performance with MSOG. She's from Venezuela, said she's been in Colombia only a month. Will maybe repeat before I leave. Damage was 180 k (160 k + 20 k transport).
Question: Have the Venezuelans taken over the provider business in Bogota like the Romanians in Western Europe? Or has it been a mere coincidence?
Question 2: Is Jan 1 a dead day for mongering?