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[quote=the pro]
this is not the "problems" page of a newspaper, so a dedicated thread for discussion of "tourist falls for thai girl" rubbish would be a very good move.[/quote]
i agree. this is not kid icarus issues-forum. ill try to post something more relevent in the future. but as a last thing, i guess giotto is right. i escaped from bad self-confidence at home. i did had it before but in the past years its lost. then i arrive here, not for only sex im just passing thru on my around world trip and everything turns up side down. when you play here you got to stick with the rules i guess and i have not. i always think i can go my own way. im like that but maybe its impossible in asia =)

to the girl that spinns my head around for the moment i will be as honest i can be and tell her that i want her for the attraction i have to her, but i cant promise anything els than a good time when she is with me. if she say okey, then why not.

and maybe its like stogie beer says: what you cant get at the moment is alwyas more interesting. but no rule without exceptions, because the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] girl ive been with two times were pure sex after 10 seconds conversation outside the bar.

so, i wish you all a good day in bangkok. tonight its "sing a song" on the schedule with my newfound thaifriend. i will survive even this. worse things has happend to me in the past. but if i fly to high and get burn by the sun, its noathing i could do about it. my life is like this and has always been.

cheers :d

I want to clarify, as Mouse1 noted you must treat them with respect until that respect is no longer warranted.

Rayong, Not too far from Pattaya, maybe I and Daddy07, will come but don't expect any donations!

The boner was most likely due to the quick temperture change it happens to me everytime I go watch a movie at the Thai Cinema and that's just the 110 baht seats.

Last, the photo you took is most likely hanging up now in her room next to her sister praying like hell this is her time.


LBM

From the "I can't believe I pulled a newbie" department...

Similar to how Mouse1 doesn't pay up front in Singapore, I don't typically close anything with the girl in the bar in Thailand unless she comes out and asks. I don't typically budge from 1500 ST and 2500 LT. this evening I went out to Deja Vu in Soi Cowboy looking for a sure thing. And oldie but goodie. Things didn't go well with her in the bar last time because she was flying a red flag and didn't tell me until I was ready to BF her. Tonight she either ignored me on purpose or was just preoccupied with chatter in the corner with her gfs.

I sat for a while chatting to a coyote I've taken to hanging out with when in Deja Vu and eventually I spotted a 20-year old SYT that has exactly the body type and look I like. Number 56. Bought her a drink. Liked the way she move her body. The only thing I didn't like was that she was drinking a bit more from the common hooch bottle than I think makes sense for these girls.

I BFed her and we went on our way. I guess I should have sensed something wrong when I popped into the Soi Cowboy Grocery and they didn't have the Durex Performa to which I'm partial. I could have stopped earlier in a Watsons to pick some up but I didn't. I could have bought in my home country for twice the price but in packs of 12. I didn't. So I took a look at what's on offer and check the sizes and picked something that look ok with lightning on it.

We got as far as the corner of Asoke and she starts in with "You want short time, yeah?" I said, "We'll see how it goes." We get to the room and things are going well. Her body was perfect. Of course I knew that as she was nearly naked in the bar. Her attitude was sufficiently playful. DATY and got the anticipated reaction. Now she's happy and raring to go.

After a bit of BBBJ she sits up and says "Short Time, ok?" I say, I don't want short time but 4 hours is ok. It is now quarter past midnight. "4 o'clock? How much I get?" "You'll be ok, don't worry." "How much 4 o'clock?" "I make you happy, ok?" "Mai ko chai." "I give you enough" "How much I get?" I say "2500" She says "3000" I counter with "2500" and we do the dance a bit. We had talked about going to a disco in Rathcada next week and I remind her of that. Remind her that I visit many times at Deja Vu and will be back to take her again. Meanwhile she's got me in her hand but isn't making progress. "My sister wait for me in bar." "Ok, 2:00" "How much?" "1500" "2000" "No, 1500" We continue to dance. "Ok, last time, 2:00 and you get 1500" "2000" "Ok, just go. Goodbye." I grab THB 200 from the safe and while she's still sitting naked on the edge of the bed I say "for taxi". She heads to the bathroom, grabs her stuff. Gets dressed in the living room and heads out.

At this point I'm considering whether to go out and reel in another fish, go to the bar and get my BF back or just chalk it up to a lesson relearned and go to sleep. Obviously I decided to share the experience with the lot of you and will then head to sleep. I only have 3.5 hours to sleep before heading to the airport anyway.

First time that I can recall sending a girl out with less than at least ST money. Next time I'll ensure that I at least have the ST vs LT settled in the bar which will likely lead to settling the money as well. Damn. She had just the body type I like and her English was poor enough to figure that I'd be attracted to her.

the kid just needs to pay a visit to star of light or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s.

as soon as he gets a load of brain-addling body fluids off his mind he will be able to think much more clearly.

or else he should just marry the girl, thus ruining his life.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]
It could have been worse, but I'm a little surprise you didn't get it cleared outside before you went to the station. You sound like a long term resident, even if drunk I would have thought 500 baht at the area would have handled it. I HATE dealing with drunk / mental / crazy thai girls and the police....
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Dealing with drunk / mental / crazy farang ain't much better and it sounds like this one had at least one drink too many.

[QUOTE=Canyon]Latinas are somewhat more uninhibited, if that is what you mean, but Thais give a warmer, more gfe experience. [/QUOTE]

I think the key here is that Artful seems to be looking for a PSE rather than GFE. If the girls in South America are more uninhibited then he'll likely enjoy himself more down there. I am much more attracted to Asian women than Latinas so I can't imagine I'd be much more happy in South America.

As for the beauty factor, there are a few girls at Tulip who I'd say are very attractive in my opinion. Some for their faces. Some for their bodies and some for a combination.

I've noticed the spikey hair in the pics and that does it for me but I've never tried her. I guess she'll have to go on my list.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Shit, I'd rather not even look at 5 twos ;)[/QUOTE]
And two 5's get you hard?

[QUOTE=Lakeside]Girls on DIA are mainly looking for serious partnerships unless they indicate something different in their profile. It is just a trial and error thing. Beeing clear upfront in your messages will help to find the ones who are matching your expectations and to avoid disappointment about the outcome of the date. The DIA bedding rate for me is >50% so I would say it is not to bad.[/QUOTE]

So you tell them up front you are looking for a quick lay?

[QUOTE=The Pro]Jackson - can you start a "I have fallen for a Thai girl - what's the signs/what should I do" thread.

We can then keep all this nonsense off of "Bangkok Reports" which is supposed to be about mongering in Bangkok.

This is not the "problems" page of a newspaper, so a dedicated thread for discussion of "Tourist falls for Thai girl" rubbish would be a very good move.[/QUOTE]

Oh hush already. This is a fine thread for this discussion. Next thing we'll have a thread for every freakin' soi and every bar in BKK. Kid's ramblings are in fact about mongering in Bangkok. If you don't enjoy it, well sod off already. Perhaps you can contribute something useful for a change.

[QUOTE=Minuteman]I would have to agree with the 50% score percentage with a couple of clarifications. [/QUOTE]

Where do you put yourself on the looks scale?

[QUOTE=Kid Icarus]Thats why I have to meet you up and hold you in the hand..[/QUOTE]

Kid, can you share the date you arrive in Manila? I want to see The Rabbit's reaction when you hold him in the hand. :)

[QUOTE=Pita123]First time that I can recall sending a girl out with less than at least ST money. Next time I'll ensure that I at least have the ST vs LT settled in the bar which will likely lead to settling the money as well. Damn. She had just the body type I like and her English was poor enough to figure that I'd be attracted to her.[/QUOTE]I met an absolute stunner in Orchard Towers once. Actually she was with another guy but I asked for her phone number anyway. (The guy looked really pissed off with me - very silly). Phoned her the next day and invited her over for an 8pm session, to make sure I was first in the queue! She turned up in a breathtakingly tight and sexy outfit, which turned every male head in the hotel lobby.

But in the room it all went sour. I offered her the standard rate but apparently she expected more because she was so special. I wouldn't budge and countered that I had deliberately invited her early so that she would get an extra customer. Then she insisted on showering alone behind a locked door. Finally into the bedroom and insisted the lights went out. Then finally insisted on cash up-front, by which time my enthusiasm had waned to the point where it was quite easy to ask her to leave.

A prima-donna if ever there was one. BUT (the point of the story), I probably think about her more than many other girl, wondering what I missed. :( And I'll never know, but she was definitely the sexiest girl I ever met.

[QUOTE=Minuteman]
I ask out waitresses and sales clerks all the time. I'd say about 25% to 33% agree to a date. Remember, I'm 50 and the girls I ask out are usually over 25 but under 35 and always 8s, 9s, and 10s. I'd like to bang some sub-25 year old chicks, but I don't get a lot of response from them.

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I agree the 25+ market is pretty easy to get for free all day long, especially if they are working for 7k-9k/monthly salary. I get looks from these types all the time. But, unfortunately, I'm not attracted to anything older than 21, so I pass on all the offers.

[QUOTE=The Pro]Jackson - can you start a "I have fallen for a Thai girl - what's the signs/what should I do" thread.

We can then keep all this nonsense off of "Bangkok Reports" which is supposed to be about mongering in Bangkok.

This is not the "problems" page of a newspaper, so a dedicated thread for discussion of "Tourist falls for Thai girl" rubbish would be a very good move.[/QUOTE]

Most wind-up artist like him only hang around until their minutes of fame run out or you start ignoring them (PinkPearl, Cyberspace, et al). He'll be gone before you can say new thread.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Most wind-up artist like him only hang around until their minutes of fame run out or you start ignoring them (PinkPearl, Cyberspace, et al). He'll be gone before you can say new thread.[/QUOTE]
That would be too bad, but if we really get lucky, perhaps The Pro will vanish and take his ridiculous complaints against other posters along with him.

[QUOTE=Daddy07]That would be too bad, but if we really get lucky, perhaps The Pro will vanish and take his ridiculous complaints against other posters along with him.[/QUOTE]

You have the power to make him vanish already! he completely vanished from my screen :) I put him on "ignore" and don't have to read his idiotic posts anymore... well, unless someone "quotes" him and by the look of it, doesn't look like he is improving.

Nic,

How does the Ignore function work? I would like to put Pro and a few others on it.

Canyon