Berlin

[QUOTE=BlueBudgie;2322448]This post is some of the low key funniest shit I read on here. "Print in magazine format" dead.

These guys really do overthink this thing LOL.[/QUOTE]Answers do only reflect questions. So what do you expect?

There is that old saying, that there is no such thing like a stupid question. But not all old sayings are true. Especially at a report site.

1st time post, but not first time visit.

Going back to Berlin twice this spring.

I have been twice to Royal in Berlin the last year and left satisfied both times. Cannot remember name of the girls, but the first time it was a 20's something brunette from Eastern Europe, probably Hungary, Romania or somewhere similar. She was perhaps a bit "dead in the sack".

Second time I was with a very forthcoming blonde from Ukraine or Poland I think. Too intoxicated to finish, but she tried her best.

I have also tried various escort services, the ones that communicate with whattsap and has 90 Euro per hour plus extra. The price is more for one shot than one hour, but except once the girls have always been forthcoming. Twice they were quite OK and one time wonderful. But it's hit and miss as you don't know before they are in the room.

Any advice for me this time? I was thinking to try Liberty. A bit hesitant about Artemis as I don't want to be recognized.

I used Anonym Escort this last weekend based on a review here I barely remembered and was quite happy with Lina (or Albina? So thanks for the intel! I now see they have incalls that are convenient as well. Expect their English to only be so-so and German non-existent, but otherwise worth repeating for sure.

Also I tried to post a review of a couple of other agencies a couple of months ago, but it never seems to have appeared. Shortly: I used Escort77 again and had a great experience. Would have repeated except that I could not match schedules.

[QUOTE=Stns1;2323696]
I have been twice to Royal in Berlin the last year and left satisfied both times. Cannot remember name of the girls, but the first time it was a 20's something brunette from Eastern Europe, probably Hungary, Romania or somewhere similar. She was perhaps a bit "dead in the sack". Second time I was with a very forthcoming blonde from Ukraine or Poland I think. Too intoxicated to finish, but she tried her best.

I have also tried various escort services, the ones that communicate with whattsap and has 90 Euro per hour plus extra. Any advice for me this time? I was thinking to try Liberty. A bit hesitant about Artemis as I don't want to be recognized.[/QUOTE]You are first time poster so some perspective. This is public forum with purpose to help people enjoy Berlin and make good choices. Posts help no one if you cannot remember girl's name. Like writing, "I went to supermarket and bought some stuff". Post becomes just kind of list of what you did. So think of that next time please. No names, not worth posting. Then you say you were "satisfied" but first was starfish, and second you could not finish from drink. Inspiring. Ninja would be singing Stones' classic, starting with "I can't get no......"

On advice. What can be said? You want to try, so try. Royal expensive, plenty of other bordello apartments with fine girls for less. Up to your tastes, budget. Go and see.

Same with Artemis. Berlin locals go there, see each other, and have maintained personal lives. You seem not from Berlin. So, if anyone recognizes you (doubtful but say they did) it also means you probably recognize them. So mutually assured destruction / balance of terror. Relax, try, enjoy. If helpful, wear sunglasses or Harvey Weinstein mask.

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;2323972]You are first time poster so some perspective. This is public forum with purpose to help people enjoy Berlin and make good choices. Posts help no one if you cannot remember girl's name. Like writing, "I went to supermarket and bought some stuff". Post becomes just kind of list of what you did. So think of that next time please. No names, not worth posting. Then you say you were "satisfied" but first was starfish, and second you could not finish from drink. Inspiring. Ninja would be singing Stones' classic, starting with "I can't get no.....[/QUOTE]Well, I have been lurking the forums in years. For me personally I quite seldom memorize names, but I'm interested to know if an establishment offers good service on a general level.

Money is not a big problem, I'm happy to revisit Royal, but maybe also try something different.

[QUOTE=Stns1;2324181]Well, I have been lurking the forums in years. For me personally I quite seldom memorize names, but I'm interested to know if an establishment offers good service on a general level.

Money is not a big problem, I'm happy to revisit Royal, but maybe also try something different.[/QUOTE]Well, in my opinion it is not the establishment, which offers a good personal service between the sheets. But please correct me. So for a list of brothels start here [URL]https://www.berlinintim.com/bordell-berlin.html[/URL] .

As you do not remember girls names, more details will not help.

[QUOTE=BreezyHome;2323840]I used Anonym Escort this last weekend ... and was quite happy with Lina ...

Shortly: I used Escort77 again and had a great experience. ...[/QUOTE]Thank you, BH, for your report! Any name for your Escort77 experience? Any prices?

At Anonym Escort I see Alisha again. I had a meeting with her the last time, when she was here. I enjoyed it very much: Girl is speaking good english, gives great dirty talk and provides good broad service with initiative and without much hesitation (kissing, BJ, DATY, sex in several positions). I spent 130 E / HR last January. However, looking at the recent ad in their website I see now too many small services listed as extra. Agency got a little bit greedy, when they rose the basic fee to 120 E. So I am not completely sure, if the same good service is worth so much more money.

BTW: Alishas pictures and age are correct, although the long hair has extensions. But no Botox or silicone, la demoiselle naturelle.

[URL]https://anonymescort.de/[/URL]

I will come soon to Berlin for the first time. I will stay near Rhinstrase 10315. Can you guys tell me, does this area has some good place for fun? My financial status isn't very good and I don't look for high escort girls or something similar. You can tell me about some girls or low price escort in this area, or some club, borthell, studio or quickie blowjob at all. My big wish is to join some gang bang party, so every advice about that is welcome. Sex kinos, adult tester or something similar is also good choice for me. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=TouristBoy;2324675]I will come soon to Berlin for the first time. I will stay near Rhinstrase 10315. Can you guys tell me, does this area has some good place for fun? low price escort in this area, or some club, borthell, studio or quickie blowjob at all[/QUOTE]Yes, have very good tip.

RTFF.

Complete overview discussed 10 May, followed by map discussion. In past week.

Ninja sure the day is coming when guys will ask us to fuck girls for them and say what it was like, versus going through the whole hassle. This whole thread will end up in borthell.

[QUOTE=TouristBoy;2324675]I will come soon to Berlin for the first time. I will stay near Rhinstrase 10315. Can you guys tell me, [/QUOTE]Check out [URL]http://rhinstr101.de/[/URL].

However, some more self studies in the forum are really appreciated!

Almost a week before coming to Berlin, I talk to a few independent girls on BerlinIntim. I don't have a German number, so only a few of the ones answer. I feels about a possible gangbang, so I want to find some Cialis / Viagra, but that didn't end up happening anyway, so I end up okay without performance enhancing stuff.

1. Incall.

My plan was to start by hitting up Erlebniswohnung for a GB experience, and then leave if I didn't find it fun. But I showed up too late.

Lesson: Plan better.

2. Outcall.

I have some food and go back to the hotel. None of the independent girls I hit up earlier are available. So I decide to give one of these agencies a try (they're all the same):

[URL]https://www.escortgirlsberlin.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.escort-bln.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.privatmodelleberlin.com/[/URL]

I ask which girls are available, and pick the one I find most attractive. Toned, beautiful body.

She comes to my hotel. Looks like a thicker, older sister to the person in the pictures. I don't mind thicker and older, but she wasn't my taste. I wouldn't have gone for even a free one night stand with her in real life. But here I was, with this person. I feel bad for her. She can tell I'm not attracted to her. But I decide to swallow the bitter pill. And she's not to blame for the agency putting such altered pictures of her online.

Anyways, she's a nice person. We talk and chill for a bit. Eventually she blows me with a condom and asks me to fuck her. A bit into the session she starts asking me to cum. I hate when people do that. Anyways, I'm contemplating not cumming and ending the session. But then I just decide on cumming and calling it a night.

Not a terrible experience. Just zero attraction. But she was a sensible, nice person who deserves the best.

Nice to talk to, just not my type for sex. Part of the responsibility lies on the agency for not presenting her as she is. So she ends up getting clients that actually don't want to be with her. Those agencies won't be getting my business again. I strongly advise others to also stay away from them.

I don't want to name the person, as I don't want her to be affected by this. Just avoid all those agencies, unless you're prepared for a total hit-and-miss experience.

Lesson: Avoid those agencies. All three.

3. Incall. Sandy / BerlinIntim (guest model, no longer active).

I decide to meet one of the girls from Berlin Intim. We make an appointment, but she makes me wait for half an hour. No response. Hmmm, just when I'm about to leave her area she responds. No apology, just "when can you be here?" Not a good sign. But I like the idea of an incall as I can leave if she's not the person in the pictures.

Fuck. She is though. Hotter than the pictures. She greets me with such warmth that I forget everything. Soon after we hop into bed. I ask if we can extend with an additional hour. We take care of the payments and continue.

Fucking hot. Cute. Warm.

The session so far is amazing.

But then it starts. I feel pressed to cum. Fuck. I understand her pussy is getting sore, but telling me to cum takes me out of my zone. I try to break it up with other stuff, but eventually she wants me to just jerk off while she licks me.

1 h15 minutes into the 2 h session she tells me time is up. I don't feel like arguing. If she's tired of it, there's nothing to do. Throughout the session, she checks her phone too, so I think she has the next client coming.

Funny thing is, I liked her a lot. Despite her rushing me out, I would like to see her again. Prettier than the pictures, and radiates so much warmth. I think she's one of those where every session gets better.

Lesson: Don't extend your booking in the heat of the moment, before even being close to the end of the session. Stick to 1 h the first time, and if all is well, take an extended session the next time, or extend as you go.

4. Incall. Agentur Liberty.

Greeted by an absolutely stunning host who told me to wait in a room while the girls come to say Hi.

After all of them do the rounds. There was only one I feel I click with a little bit, but not enough to want to go through with it. I wouldn't hesitate a second if the absolutely stunning host would offer her company though. But that's not an option. So I leave.

5. Incall. Aston Berlin.

Brought into a room by the host and the girls do the rounds again. I fall for Lorena's looks even though we don't really click. She is stunning.

They only told me about the 20 minute-option so I just go for that. Language barrier is a problem. No chemistry, unfortunately, but her technique and looks are top notch. If there was chemistry, I would like to spend so much more time with her.

Lesson: Go back to see Lorena again, spend more time with her. Also, learn some German.

Nunnayo. Ninja feel a little bad for you but some lessons learned. Some not.

1. "Plan better". Truer words were never spoken.

2. This agency (s) got mediocre reviews in Forum since years. No search, no hope.

3. "Lesson: Don't extend your booking in the heat of the moment. Or extend as you go".
Comes close to Einstein definition of insanity. (He may not have said it, but it is often referred to -which maybe itself a little insane - [url]https://quoteinvestigator.com/2017/03/23/same/[/url] )

4. You have no chemistry with a girl, but lesson is "go back for longer session" next time with same girl. Einstein had quick coffee, since No. 3; now returns again.

At least you kept yourself and us entertained. Maybe next time Artemis is option? You can slow things down, talk with girls first, make sure there is mutual chemistry, negotiate rates, take hours getting things right, and just eat, drink and swim if it takes time.

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;2324781]Yes, have very good tip..[/QUOTE]This is actually one of the funniest replies I've ever seen. Thanks for this. By the way, if it happens, I volunteer.

Coming to Berlin again in June. As always, Artemis is on cards. Seems it was raided, seems its closed, seems its open.

Their website also currently seems to be off.

Is it open and safe? [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

Any new and hot independent to get to the hotel?

2 years since the last trip there, seems a lot on the Berlin scene is changing. Until then I thought it was one of the best cities, till Istanbul happened.

Anyway lets see what Berlin does this time round.

[QUOTE=NemanLion;2327404]Coming to Berlin, Artemis is on cards. Seems it was raided, seems its closed, seems its open. Their website also currently seems to be off.
Is it open and safe? Any new and hot independent to get to the hotel? [/QUOTE]Raid long ago history. All normal, website fine. Most worrying part of A are the men, e.g. see Artemis thread on ISG which is place for A questions (obviously).

You can get to hotel without girls; all accept paying guests. Do homework on BerlinIntim and Kaufmich if you want company to your tastes and budget. Vague, open questions here silly.