General Reports

Most of our attention is focused on our interactions with the girls, and rightly so. But what about other players on the scene such as the Mamasans and staff members? They are integral players on the scene, and I enjoyed interacting with many of them who were respectful, kind, courteous, and sometimes very funny. I was sitting with a real cutie at Sahara on Soi Cowboy when the Mamasan came over and asked that I buy her a drink too. She said it was her birthday. Well, I called bullshit on her. So Mamasan goes away for a few minutes, then comes back with her ID and shows it to me, and sure enough it was her birthday! Well, I'll be damn!

So, I ended up buying Mamasan two drinks and we had a little party LOL! I also ended up bar fining the little cutie I was with, and Mamasan was like, "And give it to her good too, but treat her nice because she is like my daughter. "Hehehe! Turns out that pretty little Thai girl could hardly take this big American dong, but that's another story LOL! Before we left Mamasan was joking with me that the girl's hootchie smelled, so I demanded a 2,000 baht discount LOL! The girl didn't understand what we were talking about. When Mamasan explained, the girl just smiled and acted like she wanted to punch me. Why me? Mamasan was the one who said her hootchie smelled LOL!

Now, sometimes when I'm in a bit of a good mood I can be a little bit of a joker. Indeed, I consider myself to be the "Weird Al Yankovic" of mongers LOL! I mean, I can hear a song and automatically I just start coming up with my own lyrics that are funny. Here is a popular song that I was hearing in the go-go's all over Thailand: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOh6wb9l00g.[/URL] So, I'm sitting in a bar listening to this song, and I look at the little waitress standing nearby and start singing the song. Only I pull out a 20 baht note and I'm singing, "I only got 20 baht in my pocket!" Hahaha! LOLOLOL! Little Thai girl died laughing and hit me and said, "Not enough, not enough! 20 baht not enough!" LOL! Did the same thing with one of the Thai tutes who also fell out laughing and said, "No 20 baht! 20 dollar!" I really enjoyed these side interactions with the people of Thailand. But then there are a few others I did not enjoy so much. I will write about those later.

Oh, and I guess I will go ahead and say that I met a very special girl in Phuket. She is absolutely beautiful, and I've never met anybody like her in my life anywhere. Not even in my favored Brazil. She moved and touched me in ways I never expected would happen. And me being me, I put my feelings about that and her to song too (not funny}. I wish I knew the name of the song. You hear it all over Thailand in the bars too. In Phuket! In Phuket! Oh I met! Oh I met! Her in Phuket! Yeah Naked Gunz, an Asian Thai girl has me singing her praises. Given my strict standards for Asian girls, then you damn well know she had to be hot as hell! What I call a rare Thai "white tiger". Mr. Breadman knows about her!

I was in a Russian Go-Go club last night and one of the girls told me a pretty funny story. I'll clean it up a bit by leaving out some of the details to protect the "innocent". But basically what happened is that a guy went in there and agreed to take a girl out for "escort service" at 10,000 baht for two hours with no sex. The guy lives in Thailand, so he took the girl to his apartment, and the place was just a complete disaster! Dirty and a total mess (pets involved)! And get this. The guy asks the girl to clean up his apartment LOLOLOL! What the hell did the guy want? A maid or an escort or what LOL? The girl takes a look around and tells the guy to fuck off! Hahaha! She says he would need to pay her for 2 weeks to clean up his place. That's how much time would have been needed given how dirty it was. Too funny! That a guy would hire an escort then ask her to clean his apartment. I guess he figured he needed to get something out of her since he sure wasn't going to be fucking her LOLOLOL!

Two nights ago, on the way to see Fern at Mango, saw a fire close to Ekamai BTS and bus stations and Sukhumvit blocked except for heaps of emergency vehicles with sirens blaring. Apparantly no serious injuries despite some ambulance heading to Ekamai hospital. BTS was not affected.

[QUOTE=KingCoconut;1809977]Hi guys,

What is the average price of a mid class pros. In Bangkok? I'll be heading to Bangkok in 2 months and would love to dig some more information to make my trip perfect.[/QUOTE]Majesty.

It is all written here, in this forum. Start reading and you will know all the secrets and prices and places to go. We say RTFF.

RL.

[QUOTE=TheCane;1811234]I was in a Russian Go-Go club last night and one of the girls told me a pretty funny story. I'll clean it up a bit by leaving out some of the details to protect the "innocent". But basically what happened is that a guy went in there and agreed to take a girl out for "escort service" at 10,000 baht for two hours with no sex. The guy lives in Thailand, so he took the girl to his apartment, and the place was just a complete disaster! Dirty and a total mess (pets involved)! And get this. The guy asks the girl to clean up his apartment LOLOLOL! What the hell did the guy want? A maid or an escort or what LOL? The girl takes a look around and tells the guy to fuck off! Hahaha! She says he would need to pay her for 2 weeks to clean up his place. That's how much time would have been needed given how dirty it was. Too funny! That a guy would hire an escort then ask her to clean his apartment. I guess he figured he needed to get something out of her since he sure wasn't going to be fucking her LOLOLOL![/QUOTE]I am guilty of doing the same thing in Norway one time many years ago. I am renting out a lot of apartments and I did have lots of problems with a tenant. He rufused to leave, didn't pay rent for a few months and was a pain in the ass for others living in the same apartmentbuilding. I had new tenants ready to move in and finaly one day the problematic tenant just left and was never to be seen after this. The apt looked like a shithole and since the new tenants (I felt sorry for them) were ready to move in the day after (it was late eve I found out). No cleaningagency open so I improvised and drove my car around in the hookerarea. Picked up two nigerean hookers (didn't care so much how they looked ofcourse) and drove them to the apt at stake. Gave them cleaningsupplies and a 4/5 hours later the apt was as new and ready for new people to move in. I never did feel any urge to fuck them fatty nigereans but I paid them 10000 piso each (NOK 1500). I even informed my GF about this and she just laughed and viewed it as a clever move so it happens.

[QUOTE=KingCoconut;1809977]Hi guys,

What is the average price of a mid class pros. In Bangkok? I'll be heading to Bangkok in 2 months and would love to dig some more information to make my trip perfect.[/QUOTE]Average price of an average pro providing average services during an average time? 1000 to 1500 baht with an error margin of about 1000 baht.

Joking aside, the scene in Bangkok or Thailand and even South-East Asia as a whole is quite difference from other areas. There is no such thing as an "average" hooker here. You have quite different types of working girls with a totally different pricing level. From the cheap streetwalkers, over mature ladies in Beergarten, bargirls in the girlie bars, waitresses, dancers and coyotes in the agogo clubs to "high class" escorts and semi-pro girls in the discos and there are even a lot of opportunities for freebies through the use of social media and dating websites.

So take your pick what is "average".

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1812514] over mature ladies in Beergarten[/QUOTE]Please define mature, for the purposes of Thai working girls. As we discussed in another thread recently, Thai women seem to look much younger than their Western counterparts and possibly their Asian counterparts as well. I'm still trying to get my head wrapped around the idea of 40-something women who look like twenty-somethings. What age group are we talking about when you say "mature" and overall, how would you describe their looks on average?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1813082]Please define mature, for the purposes of Thai working girls. As we discussed in another thread recently, Thai women seem to look much younger than their Western counterparts and possibly their Asian counterparts as well. I'm still trying to get my head wrapped around the idea of 40-something women who look like twenty-somethings. What age group are we talking about when you say "mature" and overall, how would you describe their looks on average?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Definitely 35+ or even 40+, but at worst they will look early thirties. Their looks? Skinny to curvy, there is not one set model, they are as diverse as everywhere else.

My Thai GF is 40 and she calls herself "old fat lady", although she doesn't look a day older than 30 and she is half my weight. Of course when she says that I will deny it and to show that I mean it I have to make love to her.

I'm planning my first excursion to LOS in mid Jan and wanted to know where most would recommend spending a Sunday, daytime and nighttime-- Bangkok or Pattaya? I'm planning to fly in to Bangkok on a Friday night and wanted to know if I should plan to go to Pattaya on Saturday to fully experience it, or spend Sat in Bangkok and go to Pattaya on Sun or Mon? I would also have a few nights in Bangkok on my return home.

I know January is high season and would prefer to avoid large tourists crowds in Pattaya that may accumulate, but also didn't want to short change myself in experiencing Pattaya if earlier in the week is much slower.

Any input is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Bijou;1813206]I'm planning my first excursion to LOS in mid Jan and wanted to know where most would recommend spending a Sunday, daytime and nighttime-- Bangkok or Pattaya? I'm planning to fly in to Bangkok on a Friday night and wanted to know if I should plan to go to Pattaya on Saturday to fully experience it, or spend Sat in Bangkok and go to Pattaya on Sun or Mon? I would also have a few nights in Bangkok on my return home. [/QUOTE]Since you are flying into BKK on Fri, you might as well do 2 or 3 days there, then check out Pattaya. Once you have seen both, you can decide which one you like better for the end of the trip. Either way, you have to go back to BKK to fly out. So its a win / win.

[QUOTE=Bijou;1813206]I'm planning my first excursion to LOS in mid Jan and wanted to know where most would recommend spending a Sunday, daytime and nighttime-- Bangkok or Pattaya? I'm planning to fly in to Bangkok on a Friday night and wanted to know if I should plan to go to Pattaya on Saturday to fully experience it, or spend Sat in Bangkok and go to Pattaya on Sun or Mon? I would also have a few nights in Bangkok on my return home.

I know January is high season and would prefer to avoid large tourists crowds in Pattaya that may accumulate, but also didn't want to short change myself in experiencing Pattaya if earlier in the week is much slower.

Any input is appreciated.[/QUOTE]For the agogo or bar-scene there is no "slack day", except official holidays when bars cannot sell alcohol and therefore close. And even then streetwalkers and massage places provide enough choice. There are always more than enough girls available, either in Bangkok or in Pattaya.

The only thing you should do is minimize your travel time. Going straight to Pattaya from the airport, spending a few days in Pattaya and then returning to Bangkok for your last few days and return home seems optimal.

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1813082]Please define mature, for the purposes of Thai working girls. As we discussed in another thread recently, Thai women seem to look much younger than their Western counterparts and possibly their Asian counterparts as well. I'm still trying to get my head wrapped around the idea of 40-something women who look like twenty-somethings. What age group are we talking about when you say "mature" and overall, how would you describe their looks on average?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Ha ha! He was just being nice with the word "mature". He did not want to say "old bags" and he would not be checking out exactly how old they were. Would you prefer "past their prime"?

However girls that I think look great at 25 to 35, may already be far to old for the youth obsessed types. For some guys, young=pretty, but that is really stupid for me. 20 YO girls can be just as ugly as 40 YOs for me.

[QUOTE=Bijou;1813206]I'm planning my first excursion to LOS in mid Jan and wanted to know where most would recommend spending a Sunday, daytime and nighttime-- Bangkok or Pattaya? I'm planning to fly in to Bangkok on a Friday night and wanted to know if I should plan to go to Pattaya on Saturday to fully experience it, or spend Sat in Bangkok and go to Pattaya on Sun or Mon? I would also have a few nights in Bangkok on my return home.
Any input is appreciated.[/QUOTE]The way I did it, years ago, was rent a car and go directly to Pattaya. Late at night, no traffic. Let the hotel know what time you will arrive so your room is ready. I'm sure you have RTFF and know what hotel you are staying at. Since this is your first time, just walk around Pattaya, enjoy, follow the guidance posted in the forum. It is sort of like the Waikiki of Thailand. A different sort of shopping experience. The actual experience cannot be compared to what you get from reading. Especially if it is your first time mongering! Then, take the bus (cheap) or rent another car to go back to BKK, where your hotel will be expecting you. DO NOT BRING A GIRL WITH YOU FROM PATTAYA TO BKK. ATMs are all over the place, but just take cash to avoid the foreign transaction fee. Have a good time.

[QUOTE=Mr Hawaii;1813755]The actual experience cannot be compared to what you get from reading. [/QUOTE]

Absolutely agree.

[QUOTE=MrHawaii;1813755]DO NOT BRING A GIRL WITH YOU FROM PATTAYA TO BKK. [/QUOTE]

Why not? I did and we had a blast in Crazy House and Baccara.

[QUOTE=MrHawaii;1813755] DO NOT BRING A GIRL WITH YOU FROM PATTAYA TO BKK. [/QUOTE]I made an even bigger mistake when new to everything 23+ years ago. I took a girl with me to Pattaya. She wasn't even stunning or anything special.