2 Funny Pattaya Stories and a Bliss Experience
Couple of funny stories (for me) that I hope will not offend anyone too much.
1. Yesterday at one in the afternoon I leave my hotel room and walk to the elevator. I'm on the tenth floor of a very expensive hotel quite near to Soi 8. I don't usually stay here but a friend is in town and he as points that qualify him for a free room. Also waiting for the elevator is a girl. She is extremely over weight and her face condition is very poor. I'm reluctant to get in the elevator with her in case it stops on any other floors and other customers think she is with me. But I do and she asks me where I'm going and I tell her and ask her where she is going. She says to work. I asked her where she works and of course she replied Soi (you know where just a couple of block away). I find it very strange that someone with money, I guess he had money staying in this particular hotel, would bar fine a girl looking like this long time even with beer goggles. She was the type you wake up with your arm round and you have to get out quick without disturbing her even if it means cutting your own arm off. Really that bad. She would probably be on the phone to all her ugly mates up country and telling them to come to Pattaya where farangs don't care what they look like.
2. Second one. Later that day I walked past a bar advertising the following:
Draft Beer.
Free Pool.
Live Sports.
25 Sexy Girls.
4 Dogs.
I guess you can guess my thoughts.
Bliss Lounge.
As I said I have a friend in town and he wanted to try the Bliss Lounge. We found it up on the third road nearly opposite X-Zyte. The girls that joined us immediately told us this was a blow job bar and encouraged us to go upstairs very quickly. Cost 600 Baht to go up. The girl said she had 300 and the bar 300. The room smelt very nice and looked very clean. She told me to get undressed and sit in a black comfortable arm chair. She then did the blow job fully clothed. She was quite pretty and I had the urge to fuck her. I asked and she said she had her period. If you have an itch and just need a blow job then I recommend this place. For me I need a bit more interaction rather than just sitting there watching. I tipped her 500 Baht. I will go back but make sure in advance about the fuck. My mate had interaction and fucked his girl. He tipped her 1, 000 Baht.
Pattaya. Not sooooooo bad!
Hi Guys,
There have been a lot of moans about Pattaya recently.
OK. It may not be as good as it was X number of years ago but where the hell is?
Also, our memories are 'rather selective' when looking back and we only seem to remember the GOOD times!
Anyway, Pataya 'is what it is' and we can not change that. Best that we just 'try' to enjoy what is so readily available there.
I have traveled to more than 40 different countries and I have to say that, for ME, a few days in Pattaya compares favorably with ANY other destination, world wide, as a value for money location for our hobby.
There are few destinations ANYWHERE that can give a man so much choice.
Asian, Black and Slavic girls are all readily available. Girls from, Disco's, Bar Beer's, Massage shops, Go-Go's, Part timers, Street meat and Civilians are ALL available.
So, for any 'Newbee's' that may be put off by the moans and complaints then DON'T BE!
There is something in Pattaya for EVERYONE and with prices from 500 (or less) to 5, 000 (or more) Baht. It is still my belief that Pattaya is probably STILL in the top 10, possibly the top 5, value for money mongering destinations WORLD WIDE.
Just ENJOY,
I do!
Hotman