A little comedy to brighten your day
This was posted in another thread. Made me laugh.
Thought I'd pass it along.
Jim Jefferies on why we love s l you t s.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jaiMzLhliA[/url]
Will be in RDJ for the first time in a long time this weekend. Hopefully will have some nice experiences to report.
MV30, T502 and 4x4 on a Monday
Woke up yesterday with a notion that I should do go to a place other than 4x4, if not for variety at least for science.
Started gathering all info I could find on MV30 and Terma 31 and found that Luana was working at Terma 31 last year right about this time. This crazy idea that she might be back this year came into my head.
Set off to Centro at around 7. 30. I had one look at the entrance to T31 (well-lit) and the street and decided I will hazard it later and then went into MV30 (Thanks Bubba Boy and Torgoch). The counter women sounded a bit intimidating but I pulled my bunny-in-the-headlights routine and then got a key. The prices are displayed right at the counter and I went to take a leak. I could hear the 4 ladies in the entrance area starting to practice their English. Changed quickly into a robe (which was a total waste of time as I remembered later that I could have just gone ahead in street clothes) and went to get a drink. There was a grand total of about 10 girls out of which there were at least two very doable slim morenas. About 3 were otherwise occupied in the totally dead boate area and the rest were continuing to chat in groups. I finished the beer and went to change back. Then the girls started asking about where I was from, do I speak Portugues and when I will be back etc etc. I promised them Thursday, paid my R$30 and got out.
MV30 is an interesting place and my idea of going there on a Monday despite Bubba Boy's guide warning that it is a bad idea, was a bad idea. I will go back when time permits soon and check it out. The girls seemed a bit more chatty and may be next time there will be more going on to sustain my interest. It is in a well lit street, pretty close to a square / junction of streets, so I think later at night it won't be a problem walking back to Uruguaiana.
Walked back to the Plan B, T502. Completely dead. About 4 chicks. 5 guys in the boate. Didn't even finish the beer this time. Paid the entrada and exited. The receptionists this time want people to drop money into the Christmas donation box.
Onward to Plan C. 4x4, as I decided R$50 was enough for science for one evening. It was about 9 by then and there was a show going on when I entered. A lot of guys milling around but the girls didn't look busy. By the fourth beer when Estefany #2 walked in. Finally. After some re-interviewing (been 3 months) we went up with another beer for each. I asked for a cabinee and she took me to a room behind the timekeeping ladies which said 'suite'. I was starting to get pissed when she opened the door and it was a cabine. Sorry, my bad.
Took some time for her to warm up and from then on it was great. A good sloppy BBBJ, missionary, doggy, cowgirl and then I was done. Behaves like a normal girl who enjoys the act. I was too drunk / tired for the second round so got chatting. When I asked her when she gets in, she told 5 since she has to come from Campo Grande in the east. We both tried to look up the route and holy cow, it was more than 2 hours by public transport at night. I would have offered to let her stay at my place overnight but she has a young kid so has to go home. This time again the knock came later than expected but thankfully it came as I noticed it was 30 mins to midnight. Went for a shower, bought a bottle of water and then got out with a R$ 325 bill. Walked to Uruguaiana to catch the last metro home.
I hope I will find the courage to check up on Termas 31 this week and have fun in MV30 soon. If any one is going to hit these two this week, let me know. Thanks
Terma Aeroporto is re-opening as a
Gay Terma. Local boards seem to have reported this news nugget recently. Could someone put the Quarentine tape around it, please? Yikes!!!
[QUOTE=Spidy; 1225999]Downtown T's (4x4 and 2-Tier T's) (BTW, for those of you who are fans of Terma Aeroporto, it will be re-opening soon, in the new year)[/quote]