Top tips for visit to Anni-Porsche
Posting a few tips here to make your trip (or rather day) at AP spectacular. Detailed review to follow!
1. Please please please spend at least 6 hours there. You will have a great time, guaranteed.
2. Go before 3 pm. They have a a wonderful breakfast spread that is available till 3 or 330 p. Do not miss it!
3. Alcoholic drinks are included in the price admission (of 88 euros), make the most of it. This makes AP a super good deal. There is coke, coffee (incl espresso machine), juice, milk etc. As well.
4. It goes a long way to smile and say hallo to the girls that are around or when you see them come in. That helps build an instant rapport and it'll go a long way. Further, be friendly to girls and compliment them. It'll go a long long way to build rapport with the girls and girls will put in extra efforts to make you happy.
5. Most of the girls won't speak English, it's okay and it doesn't really matter. They are quite professional about it and you can anyways communicate with sign language or using basic words.
6. Talk to fellow mongers. Yes, there are like minded people there and a little conversation with them will really help put you at ease and make the experience so much better!
7. They have on an average have one new girl coming in every hour. At one time, there will be one or two girls there. Be patient and your turn will come.
8. Don't be a pussy-hogger! Most of the folks there are civil and follow an order taking turns with the girls. The girls also are cognizant of this and want to make sure everyone is having a good time.
9. Beware of pussy-blockers and screw them over. Yes, there will be one or two who till take the girl for 30 minutes or so and won't finish! Fuck them over and block them if required, especially if a new girl comes over. Beware of these folks as well and try to get in line ahead of them, if possible. And please don't be one of those guys, if you can't finish. Stop and give other a chance, please don't occupy the girl for more than 15 minutes.
10. Make the girl happy and she will make you happy. For example, I gave a girl a massage and she rocked my world. Another, I danced for a bit and she gave me the best BJ in last 3-4 months I think. Be kind.
11 Services do not include BBBJ and kissing, no concept of extras. Though I did see the regulars getting them for free.
Lastly, and most importantly. The place is shut from 11 August onwards (last day is 10 August) to relocate to a new location. The new location opens on 14 September This sucks as I was planning to go there again around the 15 August but can't do so now.
That's all for now, I will post a detailed report with reviews on 5 girls I was with during my time there. Cheers folks!