Piper Robinson, Lost in Cyberspace
[QUOTE=Warbucks]Piper 1 was kidnapped by aliens from the planet Zenof who wanted to study the Alpha Centauri of ISG. A man who had fucked ihs way across our planet earth then told us about it.
There were others but there was only one Piper. After they finish taking DNA samples, brain scans and producing a clone to repeat his feats on their own planet he will be returned back to Dubai and ISG.[/QUOTE]
Have no fear, Piper’s here - just shifting gear.
The leash may be tight, but I’m doin’ alright.
Came back to earth from Cyberspace for a well-deserved rest.
Gave ISG a break cos Piper was a pest.
Lots of changes the past few months – quit my crazy-busy 80-hour a week exec job so I can focus on my real profession – life is now a breeze cos I moved my cheese.
Spending lots of time on earth instead of cyberspace nowadays. Moved to a new apartment complex, spending hours each day hangin’ by the pool writing and reading (part of my job – someone has to do it). Lots of CIS PRC and MENA chickie-babes in weenie bikinis within smilin’ distance, which makes work that much more enjoyable. Wildcat occasionally watches suspiciously from our nearby balcony. And so she should. :) After she discovered hundreds of photos of exotic alien life forms on my intergalactic Universe Storage Bank (USB), I had some explaining to do. I think she bought my story (ie, I'm a secret intergalactic spy, and my mission is to explore and record the tender and sensitive regions of exotic alien life both at home and other galaxies, using my specially designed Piper prod). For proof, she asked me to demonstrate what I meant (often), and the result is a new little Piper will be landing on earth in a few months. I shall teach him the worldly ways of the universe well.
Been sublimating my orgone energy into constructive pursuits – work, my business, lap-swimming, gym, etc. Lost the Jack Daniels belly, got a tan, I’m the man. Looking 5 years younger, so now I only look 30. ;)
I have more in common with Tom Cruise than just my looks. Only this morning while lying by the side of the pool, considering the riddles of the universe and soaking in earth’s warm solar rays, I received a call from a missionary from nearby planet Bahrain, telling me that my mission, should I choose to accept it, is to jump in the Piper-mobile soon, to explore and record the psyche and intimate anatomy of exotic alien life-forms of his planet. I agreed and made my plans even before the message could self-destruct five seconds later, as I threw my phone victoriously into the air, waiting for it to explode. Sadly, instead of the majestic explosion, it landed in the deep end of the pool, and only a few air bubbles plopped to the surface while a few nearby bikini-alien life forms giggled and muttered in their own language, mocking my display of counterintelligence. You just cannot get good self-destructing intergalactic communication devices nowadays.
Keep an eye on Piper’s Log (no, not that one, the written one), for documentation and pictorial illustrations of his explorations of exotic alien life-forms soon.
Had a quick scan of recent reports - lots to add soon. Alien approaching! Gotta run.
The Little Aussie Battler..
Although we have not met as yet on this Earth, delightful to see P1 coming up for air and by all accounts fit as a Buck Rat.
Will look forward to a new Chronical and hopefully one of these days/nights this year a game of pool and more in DXB.
Enjoy, Mr P1.
E.
[QUOTE=Piper1]Have no fear, Piper’s here - just shifting gear.
The leash may be tight, but I’m doin’ alright.
Came back to earth from Cyberspace for a well-deserved rest.
Gave ISG a break cos Piper was a pest.
Lots of changes the past few months – quit my crazy-busy 80-hour a week exec job so I can focus on my real profession – life is now a breeze cos I moved my cheese.
Spending lots of time on earth instead of cyberspace nowadays. Moved to a new apartment complex, spending hours each day hangin’ by the pool writing and reading (part of my job – someone has to do it). Lots of CIS PRC and MENA chickie-babes in weenie bikinis within smilin’ distance, which makes work that much more enjoyable. Wildcat occasionally watches suspiciously from our nearby balcony. And so she should. :) After she discovered hundreds of photos of exotic alien life forms on my intergalactic Universe Storage Bank (USB), I had some explaining to do. I think she bought my story (ie, I'm a secret intergalactic spy, and my mission is to explore and record the tender and sensitive regions of exotic alien life both at home and other galaxies, using my specially designed Piper prod). For proof, she asked me to demonstrate what I meant (often), and the result is a new little Piper will be landing on earth in a few months. I shall teach him the worldly ways of the universe well.
Been sublimating my orgone energy into constructive pursuits – work, my business, lap-swimming, gym, etc. Lost the Jack Daniels belly, got a tan, I’m the man. Looking 5 years younger, so now I only look 30. ;)
I have more in common with Tom Cruise than just my looks. Only this morning while lying by the side of the pool, considering the riddles of the universe and soaking in earth’s warm solar rays, I received a call from a missionary from nearby planet Bahrain, telling me that my mission, should I choose to accept it, is to jump in the Piper-mobile soon, to explore and record the psyche and intimate anatomy of exotic alien life-forms of his planet. I agreed and made my plans even before the message could self-destruct five seconds later, as I threw my phone victoriously into the air, waiting for it to explode. Sadly, instead of the majestic explosion, it landed in the deep end of the pool, and only a few air bubbles plopped to the surface while a few nearby bikini-alien life forms giggled and muttered in their own language, mocking my display of counterintelligence. You just cannot get good self-destructing intergalactic communication devices nowadays.
Keep an eye on Piper’s Log (no, not that one, the written one), for documentation and pictorial illustrations of his explorations of exotic alien life-forms soon.
Had a quick scan of recent reports - lots to add soon. Alien approaching! Gotta run.[/QUOTE]
Little Bit Off Topic - Beaches / Beach Clubs ?
What to do in Dubai during daytime apart from mongering?
If I want to go to a beach just for swimming and relaxing, are there beachclubs or do I have to use hotels ( daypass ) or what is recommended?