Cartagena Reports

[QUOTE=Linyjo;2190149]
We asked every cab driver, every working girl and every fellow monger we could over a 7 day period, about this issue. They all said the same thing.

The cab drivers drop mongers and guests at almost every building on the beach. There were only a few that require "all guests to be on the rental agreement".

The girls all said they go to all the buildings down there and that there were just a few with weird rules, like one property that has a rule that guests are ok from 7 am to 10 pm and then they have to leave. (like that makes any sense) A few that require overnight guests out by 5 am. Only a few have blanket no guest policies.
[/QUOTE]What actually happens is the local security guy is supposed to go around and knock on doors after the curfew in these buildings. It's both funny and quite moronic. I remember complaining to the security guy about these stupid curfews and he straight up told me, when no one was around, to just ignore the rules.

If you can register her and get her into the elevator its all you really need.

[QUOTE=Drf1987;2184124]Great report. Sounds like you had a grand time. I'm going down in June and wanted to know the name of the restaurant you had the seafood platter from if you remember and about how far is it from the clocktower.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I too would recommend el Muelle. It has also an upper level with good seafood as well as a beach sunset view. I ate there four times during my 11 day stay in the city.

Hello to you all,

Returning to Cartagena in Sept and would like to meet up with fellow mongers. Got quite a few girls lined up but wouldn't mind meeting anyone for a few beers.

Tom.

A few words about myself. I'm in my mid-50s, and I've mongered very little in the last decade, mostly in Brazil, DR and Peru. I stayed in CTG with a buddy who's not a monger, and who was actually in Cartagena for the history and the beaches. Be forewarned that I'm not capable of juicy, blow-for-blow reports that I enjoy reading from other members. My sexual preferences are simple and boring, and I don't want to invest time and money into this knowing-your-girl-better thing. I know that good things come to those who try harder, but I'm lazy and get tired easily. It's mostly plain vanilla to me. I fuck, I come, she goes. I'm not interested in cuddling and prefer sleeping alone.

So without further ado.

Writing this from Bogota. I had 5 encounters during my stay in Cartagena. All girls had 7-9 bodies. Most had small natural tits. Every single one of them made it a huge point promising a girlfriend experience. None have delivered on that front, but it was still good, no regrets. All but one insisted on a condom for BJ. Everyone tried to get it done with ASAP and switch to fucking to get it over with. All moan too much to the point that I had to tell them to stop, it doesn't help me at all.

Paula from the Clock Tower Plaza was a sweet petite girl who majors in engineering and doesn't like to wear panties under her jeans. A real sweetheart, even though it was all business, LOL. Damage was 150 K plus 20 K tip (taxi).

Bridgit, another Clock Tower pick up (who introduced herself as Maria), was a tall, thin girl with excellent ass and legs, but in a serious need of bigger tits. Giggly and flaky, but asked for money upfront, so after a short argument I put the money on the table and tell her she can get it when she's done. Now, my erection is a fragile thing, so the fucking wasn't as enjoyable as it could've been, as the chemistry was gone. Still, fucked her on the terrace, first with her against the rails then on the table. It was nice, but still too hot, even in the AM.

So after 30 minute of pounding, moved to the bedroom. Put her on her back and told her to squeeze her legs together otherwise wouldn't have cummed at all. That pattern repeated itself with most girls. Afterwards, she was in no rush to go, raided my fridge, then turned on the music and started dancing. Probably would've stayed the night, but, like I said, this isn't my MO. Sent her on her way with 200 K.

And or End (no, not making this up) was another Clock Tower recruit. This one had a nice pair of natural tits, but some minor cellulite down under. No initiative, but was complacent, although her BJ sucked and not in a good way. Still, she tried to please, no complaint there. 150 K.

Kiara from mileroticos the most business-minded girl of all of them. Also petite who promised the world, began with asking for money upfront, so I put it on the table. When we got out of the shower, she counted it and put it in her handbag. That was a real turn off, and I told her so, to which she just smiled. To be fair, she did everything I told her, and in multiple positions, but again, it was not very enjoyable. 150 K.

Karina from Mileroticos is half-Venezuelan with 5 for the face, but 9 for the body. Steamy hot, with a pair of nicely done tits, slender legs, and fantastic ass that I enjoyed pounding her from behind. Unfortunately, when I put her in missionary, got hit with a terrible pussy stink, so told her to squeeze her legs together to finish ASAP or I would've lost the erection. That's a shame, because she was the friendliest provider of them all, and I actually enjoyed talking to her. 120 K + 30 K sin condom (the add-on not worth it).

I also tried to obtain the services of Camilaa a Brazilian Lingum "therapista" highly recommended on the Mileroticos forum. She never responded to my messages, and when I called, said she didn't understand. OK, my Esponol is indeed mal, but I don't know how you "don't" understand massagen, mileroticos and Lingum. There are some serious customer service issues there, or perhaps she has enough clients not to give a shit.

Now, to compensate for these cut and dry report, here is some practical info for newbies that they might find useful. It was my maiden voyage to Cartagena, so hopefully, those who're planning their first visit will find it useful.

I stayed in the same apartment Linyjo did, Marinare 1004. For $90 a night it's worth it. It's not fancy, but has everything you need and then some.

The apartment.

Advantages:

- Liberal guest policy.

- Plenty of hot water.

- Wisper quiet air-conditioners in all rooms.

- Comfortable beds.

- 2 baths.

- Huge oceanfront balcony with a few bar tables and high chairs.

- Well-equipped: big fridge, microwave, coffee machine, toaster (no teapot).

- Washer / Dryer.

- Haven't seen a single roach.

Shortcomings:

- No blankets or hand towels.

- The filter in a coffee machine was not removed and the machine was not cleaned.

- A couple of small things, like a broken night-stand lamp and burn-out bulb.

- Pool is closed at 6 PM or sometimes earlier.

I totally agree with Linyjo that it would take a very little investment to turn it into an upscale apartment. But even as is, I wholeheartedly recommend the place. While there are plenty of upscale listings on Airbnb in this price range, there are also many reviews that state problems with guest policies, hot water, and roaches. Juan is a class act, and he fixed a few things that needed fixing. Besides, it fits my lifestyle ideally.

Centro Historico and Getsemani.

Beautiful! Loved both neighborhoods. Getsemani has more backpacker feel with lots of hostels and cheaper cafes and restaurants. Is Cartagena is a true world-class destination with the old charm. If you tend to get bored with mongering alone during your visit, this is a great place to enjoy different things.

Money.

The ATM near the building (BBBV) gives a great rate (2. 83 on 06.07) and, I believe, no commission. The problem is, it's only 300,000 limit, but it's not per day, so shouldn't be a problem. The rate in Olympico was only 1. 74 if you deduct the commission (my card reimburses for ATM fees).

I find the local money insane. They have 2 design versions for the same bills. I diligently tried to educate myself on fakes before leaving home but threw the caution out of window. It's hard enough to differentiate the money, let alone do counterfeit testings in this heat.

SIM Card.

Got one at supermercado Olympico. 55 mil for 70 minutes and 2 gigs of data. Olympico has a much better choice food-wise than Exito in Laquito. The cab was 5 mil there and 6 on the way back.

Taxis and Uber.

As it's been mentioned here, Uber and cabs charge almost the same, but the Uber's convenience is that you don't need cash. 19 mil from the airport to Laquito and 8 mil to the Centro. Contrary to my expectations, not a single cabby tried to rip us off (until I got to Bogota).

Weather.

It's a fucking sauna all the time. There is no relief even after the sun goes down. I thought Manaus was bad (and it was), but Cartagena is something else. If you are a sweating hog like me. Just be ready. Don't try to see everything in one day. It's just exhausting. The last two days were a tad better, though.

Touts.

Look, this shit is bad. Maybe I would buy more stuff if I didn't know that the moment I display the slightest interest they won't let go. It's not like all touts are like that. Most will leave you alone after one or two "no gracia" but there are enough bad actors to annoy the living hell out of you. But sometimes you see a couple going down the street and 4 or 5 touts are working them over. Jesus Christ!

On the second day we decided to take a boat to Punta Arenas. Walked out of the building, and they attach themselves to us almost immediately. We turned to the beach, 2 or 3 of them follow us. We turn right, then left, hoping to drop them, no dice. We got to the boat and started talking to the pilot. They interfere, I said stop it, I'm dealing with the boater. No way, he just looking at them and lets them negotiate. Paid 60 mil after a brief negotiation. Got to the other side, they are staying with us, walking next to us wherever we go. I feel like I'm going to blow up, but what the fuck do you do! We sat down at the table, the guy said take it for 5 mil, then the fucking leech got close and they start talking, next thing I know it's 50 mil for the fucking table and 2 chairs! Got to another area, the leech says it's free if you consume. Brings us the menu. 45 mil for the cheapest meal, 7 for Club Colombia, 4 for water. I told him, nice precio especial gringo, he just giggles, brought it down to 70 for both of us. The fish was good, though.

Beaches.

Never made it to Playa Hollywood because fuck the touts. We spent a day upstairs at LE Muelle, at the end of Laquito, and it's a good set up if you want a day on the beach in peace and quiet. I set up Tinder with a local phone number and had a lot of matches in the first few minutes but never used it. Didn't get to try Photoprepagos either. Between the Clock Tower and Mileroticos there are enough pussy to last for months.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2192041]

On the second day we decided to take a boat to Punta Arenas. Walked out of the building, and they attach themselves to us almost immediately. We turned to the beach, 2 or 3 of them follow us. We turn right, then left, hoping to drop them, no dice. We got to the boat and started talking to the pilot. They interfere, I said stop it, I'm dealing with the boater. No way, he just looking at them and lets them negotiate. Paid 60 mil after a brief negotiation. Got to the other side, they are staying with us, walking next to us wherever we go. I feel like I'm going to blow up, but what the fuck do you do! We sat down at the table, the guy said take it for 5 mil, then the fucking leech got close and they start talking, next thing I know it's 50 mil for the fucking table and 2 chairs! Got to another area, the leech says it's free if you consume. Brings us the menu. 45 mil for the cheapest meal, 7 for Club Colombia, 4 for water. I told him, nice precio especial gringo, he just giggles, brought it down to 70 for both of us. The fish was good, though.
[/QUOTE]The touts followed you to the island? Were they on the same boat? I've never had them be that persistent. Did you say something rude to them? I just smile and say no gracias and they move on. These guys had it in for you if they actually traveled to the other island and got prices raised on you. All these islands and beaches have different "groups" running them. The people on the islands will even say they are not from Cartagena (and they're right since many of them don't live on the mainland).

It's cooler November to April. When I went back in February it was close to 16 Celsius at night with the cool breeze. I'd say from now until November its going to be way fucking hot. This is one reason I may skip my September trip and wait until November.

And yes 5 mil is a deal for a table. It's usually 10 mil to get a table and umbrella.

[QUOTE=YippieKayay;2192135]The touts followed you to the island? Were they on the same boat? I've never had them be that persistent. Did you say something rude to them? I just smile and say no gracias and they move on. These guys had it in for you if they actually traveled to the other island and got prices raised on you. All these islands and beaches have different "groups" running them. The people on the islands will even say they are not from Cartagena (and they're right since many of them don't live on the mainland).

It's cooler November to April. When I went back in February it was close to 16 Celsius at night with the cool breeze. I'd say from now until November its going to be way fucking hot. This is one reason I may skip my September trip and wait until November.

And yes 5 mil is a deal for a table. It's usually 10 mil to get a table and umbrella.[/QUOTE]No, never was rude to them, though I did ask nicely not to interfere with the boater.

Now that you've asked, one of the touts didn't get with us to the island. Another one did, a younger guy. Also, there was an old dude, who got in the boat for no apparent reason. They seemed to be from Tierra Bomba, not Cartagena because they didn't go back with us. But yes, the old one and the young one went in the boat and were handling us on the island. They were following us wherever we'd go, it was ridiculous.

Glad it's not always that hot in Cartagena. I'll return then. Beautiful place!

Day 1.

I got to Cartagena on Saturday afternoon and it was just as I remember from my last visit. After I got settled I went out and walked around. My first stop was the clock tower. As soon as I got there the touts started in with the cheap trinkets but my standard phrase is "no pesos" they will intern say "dollars" and I'll shake my head no and they'll move on. Once I familiarized myself with everything I went to a little chicken restaurant not very far away and had a bite. After a nap and a shower I headed back to the clock tower to a chorus of Rastaman and Bob Marley because of my dreads. When I got to the tower one of the club promoters told me it was a little early for the girls and they would be out around 11. An hour later I came back and yes all those beautiful girls were there ready and waiting to please. As I made my way around this short not very attractive pipehead girl walks up. It looked like she had on clown makeup, her ass was non existent and I know chubby men with more boobs than her. She begins he spill about me taking her to the hotel for suckie fuckie. I politely decline and walk down toward the Hard Rock to get away from her. I stood there with the rest of the crowd watching some guy dance for a few minutes and low and be hold who is standing there? Pipehead ! She is relentless but once again I escape by leaving the area and going across the street where the boats are. After about twenty minutes I head back over and dodge all the guys trying to get you to come to their disco, and I see a tall big boob girl Daniella with a super cute face. He butt wasn't as big as I like them but there was enough back there. She starts right in and says I'll fuck you good. We negotiate a price and off we go. When we get in the room, and she lets those funbags free my mouth almost hit the floor. After she took a quick shower, she hopped on the bed. I was already semi hard and as soon as I rubbed on that smooth skin I rose completely up. She grabbed the condom but first said I suck without for extra. I said no. She quickly put the condom on and began sucking. It was decent but not the best. After a few more gulps we got in mish and got to it. She started with the fake moaning, which made me push it in harder and deeper and the fake moans turned real either that, or she's a hell of an actress. We went at it like that for a good little while then she decided she wanted to get on top which was fine with me. As soon as she started riding, those big jugs were slapping me in the face and I loved it. She tried kissing me but I wasn't down with that, I don't know whose pecker might have been in her mouth earlier. Anyway the riding got quite intense to the point that we were both sweating. After a few more minutes I motioned for her to finish me off with her hand. She pulled the condom off and started stroking like my pecker had the antidote. When I finally exploded it got all over my stomach and her thigh. She seemed to like it because she rubbed it in. We laid there for a while then she jumped up and took another shower while I got dressed. I'd take another shower in my room. On the walk back we stopped at a store and grabbed a beer which we shared as we walked back. When we got to the square I gave her a kiss on the cheek and we went our separate ways. And guess who was standing there as soon as I got through the crowd pipehead. She had the same spill which I quickly shut down and got the hell out of dodge. After an early morning flight, a lot of walking and some banging I was worn out so I took a shower and hit the bed. But like the great Ice Cube once said today was a good day.

Day 2.

I'm not a big breakfast guy but it was free so I got up and headed down for the buffet. When I walked in the restaurant I thought to myself goddamn at every turn there is a good looking woman. The girl working as the hostess in the restaurant was gorgeous. She had long hair with a nice round butt, and the cutest little face. If she lived in America some sap would quickly make her his wife. After breakfast I went back to bed and didn't wake back up until 12:30. Aaaa vacations. When I woke up I decided I'd walk down to the beach. I knew what to expect and the touts didn't let me down. At every turn, they were hocking something crabs, beads, massages, water, shirts, hats, (I did see a couple slugs wearing those hats on the flight back) beer, party favors, girls. I did eventually buy a bottle water on the walk back because like we all know it is hot as heck down there. When I finally did get back my shirt was soaked from sweat. I quickly jumped in the shower then took a nap. When I got up I headed back to the clock tower to get something to eat. The girls weren't out yet so after I found something I headed back to my room to watch the Yankee, Met game. When the game ended it was time to head back. Now because of a catastrophic financial set back I knew I wasn't going to be partaking in any action tonight I just wanted to window shop. If I could've gotten my money back for this trip I wouldn't have even went. Can't cry over spilled milk though. When I get there I can see the girls standing, so I decided to walk through one of the breeze ways under the clock. Who do I run in too? Pipehead and a friend damn it! Now the friend wasn't bad and maybe just maybe a threesome but I quickly snapped out of that. Again she starts first rubbing on my chest then motioning to go too the hotel. Again I try to tell her I don't have any pesos but she continues. Somehow I get away and go watch the dancing guy in front of the Hard Rock I even walk a little further away to get out of sight but as I was walking back there she is again. At this point I'm just laughing and wondering does this girl have a GPS on my ass DAMN! After I tell her for the upteenth time that I don't have any money she finally gets the picture and begins trying someone else. As I'm walking over to an empty bench I see Daniella run up and give me an hug then ask me if I've fucked anyone tonight I tell her no then she runs back over to her friend while I go sit down so I can ogle at all these beautiful girls standing around. In America these cows have hashtag #metoo over there they give you a look as to say pound #metoo. Anyway as I'm sitting there I try not to make eye contact with any of the girls because they are lustily staring at me. As I sit on the bench I notice another tall brown skin girl with one of the roundest asses I've ever seen walking with a guy. She literally eye fucks me as she is walking by. I just shook my head and started cursing the person who has me in this financial crisis. As I'm cussing tall brown comes back and sits on the bench across from me then begins fiddling with her phone. I sneak a peak and her face is just as stunning as her body. She had one a pair of super short shorts that showed the bottom of her ass and all I could think about was pounding her from behind. Luckily I am disciplined with my money so after sitting there and admiring her beauty I get up go find a tout to get a coke. After drinking the coke I head down the ally where the love motel is. The walled city is huge, I had never been pass the motel and there were more bars and restaurants that I didn't know were there. It wasn't late but I decided that was enough I was going to walk back up and take one more look at the lovely girls before going in. And you guessed it, as I'm walking up the alley goddamn PIPEHEAD and friend are coming down the alley. SHIT! Again she starts first rubbing my chest then my pecker. This time I tell her look mañana if I see you mañana we'll do something. I had no intentions of doing anything with her though. As her and her friend walk off I look back and notice this older white gentleman just giggling to himself about what he had just witnessed. Anyway I go back ogle one last time before I head back to my hotel. Good day, could have been great if I had gotten tall brown, but it is what it is.

Day 3.

I wake up and shoot down to breakfast so I can look at the breakfast girl she just seems so sweet. It was raining so after breakfast went back to bed. As I was sleeping there was a knock on the door. It was housekeeping and this girl was good looking goddamn. Most of this day consisted of watching youtube or UFC on TV. I did go walk around the clock tower to see which restaurant I wanted to hit for dinner. I eventually decided on LaPiccola that pizzaburger is just awesome. After I ate I sat on a bench to enjoy the atmosphere and got invited to go on a party bus where anything supposedly goes. A few minutes later I got invited to come watch a cock fight. I thought about the cock fight but when he said they'd also have party favors at the cock fight I said no and headed back to my room. I quickly got bored in my room and headed back down to the tower hoping the girls were out but it was way to early so I sat around watching people come and go before going back to my room again. At around 11 I looked out my window and the place looked like a ghost town. I knew something would be popping by now at the tower so I headed back. I cautiously peeked around the corner to make sure pipehead wasn't in sight. Luckily she wasn't so I made my way around and got the pound #metoo look from several very hot girls. This was a tough choice because this was my last night and I wanted to go out with a bang. I went back out and sat on a bench facing the street and watched the yellow cabs race each other. Why do they blow their horns so much? As I'm sitting there two average looking girls both mid thirties walk over. One sits on one side of me and the other on the other side. They quickly start talking about a threesome and suckie fuckie. I'm intrigued but I use the line I used on pipehead "no pesos. " They quickly get the picture and move to another bench. I sit there for a few minutes then get up and head back to see if any new girls have come out. As I'm walking to an empty bench, I see this drop dead gorgeous girl walking to the same bench. We sit at the same time and my heart is pounding this girl is hot. She's dressed nice, her ass is perfect, her toes are cute, her boobies are perky, she has long blond hair, I mean she is just a doll. I knew I had to say something so I asked if she spoke English. She sweetly said no. Right then I could tell she was a sweetheart so after a minute or so I asked her if she was working. She nodded yes then she asked how many hours. Since neither of us could understand the other, we used her phone and figured everything out. And like she said we vamosed. Her name was Steffiana and she was from Medellin. As we were walking I noticed some horse shit in the street and told her to watch out. She said poo poo and that even sounded sexy. When we got in the room the first thing she said was relax she knew a few words of English. After she took her shoes off, I helped her untie the top part of her dress and boy were those boobies nice. She was completely shaven and that cooch was just as pretty as she was. She gave me a nice long blowjob before eagerly jumping on top to ride. I was rock hard and when I got in her she let out a moan. This wasn't fake. She was riding like a true champ. She then asked if I wanted to switch positions which I quickly agreed to. She got on all fours but I flipped her on her back and went in from the side. I started really giving it to her then. I peeked up and her eyes were closed and she was grunting and groaning which really turned me on. I kept pushing until my load was blown. After that we gave each other a smile and a long hug. She then motioned that her feet were hurting from the shoes she had on so I gave her a quick foot rub. She has some soft pretty feet. I put my clothes on after that while she went to the bathroom to cleanup. I couldn't get enough of that naked body when she came back to get dressed. Once she was dressed, I asked her if I could take a photo she said yes only if I was in it so we took two quick shots with my phone. As we walked out of the hotel she typed in her phone if I would be around tomorrow, sadly I told her I was leaving the next day damn. On the way back I asked her if she wanted something to drink, she got a water and I a coke. Once we to the square we said our goodbyes and she went her way and I went mine. As I'm walking out who is standing there? Yes pipehead . I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to. This time I did a Larry David shtick acting like I was actually looking for her but she wasn't around. I don't know if she bought it or not but I got the hell on.

All in all it was a fun few days, I was called Rastaman so much that I thought it was my name, I was offered cocaine and marijuana at every turn, I had to beat off touts, I was invited to a cock fight, I was even stalked by a hooker with a pipehead, but most importantly I had two great experiences with two supremely hot girls the second of which was just unbelievable. Even a couple of my female friends I showed the picture to were like damn she is hot. I might make that trip again in October or I might hit Medellin my money should be right by then. Where ever it is I know Colombia is a place that I will forever travel too.

Loving these reports guys, very helpful for when I go over there!

[QUOTE=Drf1987;2192160]Day 1.

I got to Cartagena on Saturday afternoon and it was just as I remember from my last visit. After I got settled I went out and walked around. My first stop was the clock tower. As soon as I got there the touts started in with the cheap trinkets but my standard phrase is "no pesos" they will intern say "dollars" and I'll shake my head no and they'll move on. Once I familiarized myself with everything I went to a little chicken restaurant not very far away and had a bite. After a nap and a shower I headed back to the clock tower to a chorus of Rastaman and Bob Marley because of my dreads. When I got to the tower one of the club promoters told me it was a little early for the girls and they would be out around 11. An hour later I came back and yes all those beautiful girls were there ready and waiting to please. As I made my way around this short not very attractive pipehead girl walks up. It looked like she had on clown makeup, her ass was non existent and I know chubby men with more boobs than her. She begins he spill about me taking her to the hotel for suckie fuckie. I politely decline and walk down toward the Hard Rock to get away from her. I stood there with the rest of the crowd watching some guy dance for a few minutes and low and be hold who is standing there? Pipehead ! She is relentless but once again I escape by leaving the area and going across the street where the boats are. After about twenty minutes I head back over and dodge all the guys trying to get you to come to their disco, and I see a tall big boob girl Daniella with a super cute face. He butt wasn't as big as I like them but there was enough back there. She starts right in and says I'll fuck you good. We negotiate a price and off we go. When we get in the room, and she lets those funbags free my mouth almost hit the floor. After she took a quick shower, she hopped on the bed. I was already semi hard and as soon as I rubbed on that smooth skin I rose completely up. She grabbed the condom but first said I suck without for extra. I said no. She quickly put the condom on and began sucking. It was decent but not the best. After a few more gulps we got in mish and got to it. She started with the fake moaning, which made me push it in harder and deeper and the fake moans turned real either that, or she's a hell of an actress. We went at it like that for a good little while then she decided she wanted to get on top which was fine with me. As soon as she started riding, those big jugs were slapping me in the face and I loved it. She tried kissing me but I wasn't down with that, I don't know whose pecker might have been in her mouth earlier. Anyway the riding got quite intense to the point that we were both sweating. After a few more minutes I motioned for her to finish me off with her hand. She pulled the condom off and started stroking like my pecker had the antidote. When I finally exploded it got all over my stomach and her thigh. She seemed to like it because she rubbed it in. We laid there for a while then she jumped up and took another shower while I got dressed. I'd take another shower in my room. On the walk back we stopped at a store and grabbed a beer which we shared as we walked back. When we got to the square I gave her a kiss on the cheek and we went our separate ways. And guess who was standing there as soon as I got through the crowd pipehead. She had the same spill which I quickly shut down and got the hell out of dodge. After an early morning flight, a lot of walking and some banging I was worn out so I took a shower and hit the bed. But like the great Ice Cube once said today was a good day.

Day 2.

I'm not a big breakfast guy but it was free so I got up and headed down for the buffet. When I walked in the restaurant I thought to myself goddamn at every turn there is a good looking woman. The girl working as the hostess in the restaurant was gorgeous. She had long hair with a nice round butt, and the cutest little face. If she lived in America some sap would quickly make her his wife. After breakfast I went back to bed and didn't wake back up until 12:30. Aaaa vacations. When I woke up I decided I'd walk down to the beach. I knew what to expect and the touts didn't let me down. At every turn, they were hocking something crabs, beads, massages, water, shirts, hats, (I did see a couple slugs wearing those hats on the flight back) beer, party favors, girls. I did eventually buy a bottle water on the walk back because like we all know it is hot as heck down there. When I finally did get back my shirt was soaked from sweat. I quickly jumped in the shower then took a nap. When I got up I headed back to the clock tower to get something to eat. The girls weren't out yet so after I found something I headed back to my room to watch the Yankee, Met game. When the game ended it was time to head back. Now because of a catastrophic financial set back I knew I wasn't going to be partaking in any action tonight I just wanted to window shop. If I could've gotten my money back for this trip I wouldn't have even went. Can't cry over spilled milk though. When I get there I can see the girls standing, so I decided to walk through one of the breeze ways under the clock. Who do I run in too? Pipehead and a friend damn it! Now the friend wasn't bad and maybe just maybe a threesome but I quickly snapped out of that. Again she starts first rubbing on my chest then motioning to go too the hotel. Again I try to tell her I don't have any pesos but she continues. Somehow I get away and go watch the dancing guy in front of the Hard Rock I even walk a little further away to get out of sight but as I was walking back there she is again. At this point I'm just laughing and wondering does this girl have a GPS on my ass DAMN! After I tell her for the upteenth time that I don't have any money she finally gets the picture and begins trying someone else. As I'm walking over to an empty bench I see Daniella run up and give me an hug then ask me if I've fucked anyone tonight I tell her no then she runs back over to her friend while I go sit down so I can ogle at all these beautiful girls standing around. In America these cows have hashtag #metoo over there they give you a look as to say pound #metoo. Anyway as I'm sitting there I try not to make eye contact with any of the girls because they are lustily staring at me. As I sit on the bench I notice another tall brown skin girl with one of the roundest asses I've ever seen walking with a guy. She literally eye fucks me as she is walking by. I just shook my head and started cursing the person who has me in this financial crisis. As I'm cussing tall brown comes back and sits on the bench across from me then begins fiddling with her phone. I sneak a peak and her face is just as stunning as her body. She had one a pair of super short shorts that showed the bottom of her ass and all I could think about was pounding her from behind. Luckily I am disciplined with my money so after sitting there and admiring her beauty I get up go find a tout to get a coke. After drinking the coke I head down the ally where the love motel is. The walled city is huge, I had never been pass the motel and there were more bars and restaurants that I didn't know were there. It wasn't late but I decided that was enough I was going to walk back up and take one more look at the lovely girls before going in. And you guessed it, as I'm walking up the alley goddamn PIPEHEAD and friend are coming down the alley. SHIT! Again she starts first rubbing my chest then my pecker. This time I tell her look maana if I see you maana we'll do something. I had no intentions of doing anything with her though. As her and her friend walk off I look back and notice this older white gentleman just giggling to himself about what he had just witnessed. Anyway I go back ogle one last time before I head back to my hotel. Good day, could have been great if I had gotten tall brown, but it is what it is.

Day 3.

I wake up and shoot down to breakfast so I can look at the breakfast girl she just seems so sweet. It was raining so after breakfast went back to bed. As I was sleeping there was a knock on the door. It was housekeeping and this girl was good looking goddamn. Most of this day consisted of watching youtube or UFC on TV. I did go walk around the clock tower to see which restaurant I wanted to hit for dinner. I eventually decided on LaPiccola that pizzaburger is just awesome. After I ate I sat on a bench to enjoy the atmosphere and got invited to go on a party bus where anything supposedly goes. A few minutes later I got invited to come watch a cock fight. I thought about the cock fight but when he said they'd also have party favors at the cock fight I said no and headed back to my room. I quickly got bored in my room and headed back down to the tower hoping the girls were out but it was way to early so I sat around watching people come and go before going back to my room again. At around 11 I looked out my window and the place looked like a ghost town. I knew something would be popping by now at the tower so I headed back. I cautiously peeked around the corner to make sure pipehead wasn't in sight. Luckily she wasn't so I made my way around and got the pound #metoo look from several very hot girls. This was a tough choice because this was my last night and I wanted to go out with a bang. I went back out and sat on a bench facing the street and watched the yellow cabs race each other. Why do they blow their horns so much? As I'm sitting there two average looking girls both mid thirties walk over. One sits on one side of me and the other on the other side. They quickly start talking about a threesome and suckie fuckie. I'm intrigued but I use the line I used on pipehead "no pesos. " They quickly get the picture and move to another bench. I sit there for a few minutes then get up and head back to see if any new girls have come out. As I'm walking to an empty bench, I see this drop dead gorgeous girl walking to the same bench. We sit at the same time and my heart is pounding this girl is hot. She's dressed nice, her ass is perfect, her toes are cute, her boobies are perky, she has long blond hair, I mean she is just a doll. I knew I had to say something so I asked if she spoke English. She sweetly said no. Right then I could tell she was a sweetheart so after a minute or so I asked her if she was working. She nodded yes then she asked how many hours. Since neither of us could understand the other, we used her phone and figured everything out. And like she said we vamosed. Her name was Steffiana and she was from Medellin. As we were walking I noticed some horse shit in the street and told her to watch out. She said poo poo and that even sounded sexy. When we got in the room the first thing she said was relax she knew a few words of English. After she took her shoes off, I helped her untie the top part of her dress and boy were those boobies nice. She was completely shaven and that cooch was just as pretty as she was. She gave me a nice long blowjob before eagerly jumping on top to ride. I was rock hard and when I got in her she let out a moan. This wasn't fake. She was riding like a true champ. She then asked if I wanted to switch positions which I quickly agreed to. She got on all fours but I flipped her on her back and went in from the side. I started really giving it to her then. I peeked up and her eyes were closed and she was grunting and groaning which really turned me on. I kept pushing until my load was blown. After that we gave each other a smile and a long hug. She then motioned that her feet were hurting from the shoes she had on so I gave her a quick foot rub. She has some soft pretty feet. I put my clothes on after that while she went to the bathroom to cleanup. I couldn't get enough of that naked body when she came back to get dressed. Once she was dressed, I asked her if I could take a photo she said yes only if I was in it so we took two quick shots with my phone. As we walked out of the hotel she typed in her phone if I would be around tomorrow, sadly I told her I was leaving the next day damn. On the way back I asked her if she wanted something to drink, she got a water and I a coke. Once we to the square we said our goodbyes and she went her way and I went mine. As I'm walking out who is standing there? Yes pipehead . I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to. This time I did a Larry David shtick acting like I was actually looking for her but she wasn't around. I don't know if she bought it or not but I got the hell on.

All in all it was a fun few days, I was called Rastaman so much that I thought it was my name, I was offered cocaine and marijuana at every turn, I had to beat off touts, I was invited to a cock fight, I was even stalked by a hooker with a pipehead, but most importantly I had two great experiences with two supremely hot girls the second of which was just unbelievable. Even a couple of my female friends I showed the picture to were like damn she is hot. I might make that trip again in October or I might hit Medellin my money should be right by then. Where ever it is I know Colombia is a place that I will forever travel too.[/QUOTE]I like your report, but it does not sound like you got the most out of your visit. I have been to Cartagena at least 35 times in the past 15 years and have found times have changed a bit, but still find many things have not changed.

I have an advantage of being married to a wonderful and open minded Colombiana, so I have been exposed to many different sides of the city. I have partied with locals where they have just a hole to wizz down and dirt streets. Not one time did I feel concerned for my safety and usually ended up getting schnockered drinking rum while playing cards. Their life is a struggle, but always willing to share what little they have. I mention that since I know where some of these touts live and whatever they can make during the day must provide for the family. I think that is why I see what they have to sell and politely decline if I am not interested in their wares.

We have a house about 20 minutes from the beach which we have renovated and rent out the garage area to a dental practice and my wife will have her business. It is fun to be in that area of town when the Colombian national team plays. Not more than 10 minutes away is Roccio's which has many lovely young ladies. Also there are other casas and Pley Club. I was nervous at first going to a casa there, but the taxi driver will wait for you and look after your safety.

If you get bored during the day, head to one of the many malls and do some "bird" watching. Many fine ladies working and walking around. One time, while my wife was trying on clothes, I was given a phone number by one of the young girls working in the store. Now I am not a young dude or in great shape, but I always have a smile and practice my Spanish on any young lady willing to listen.

I have had many good encounters on the streets of Laquito by just walking and saying hello to women walking by. I would also like to fish for talent by sitting on a stoop and wait for them to walk by.

I just want to say, there is more to the action in Cartagena than just the Clock Tower, Hollywood Beach or the discos. I am always wiling to assist fellow travelers when I am in town, so just post when you are in town.

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Their life is a struggle, but always willing to share what little they have. I mention that since I know where some of these touts live and whatever they can make during the day must provide for the family. I think that is why I see what they have to sell and politely decline if I am not interested in their wares.
[/QUOTE]I think saying 'no pesos' is a bit abrupt. Putting on a smile and just treating them like people is much better. I've had small talk with some of them because it must be boring for them to walk around all day trying to earn a little money. I've had touts yell my name during the day as I walk by and give me a friendly wave. Some of these guys I never bought from but I go there so many times a year I found its better to be on good terms with the locals.

Also I have a sneaking suspicion a few of them are more than what they seem. Like the one guy who sells shirts by an Exito in Bocagrande. I can't imagine he earns anything but he's always there.

I'm headed down soon and will make the most out of the clock tower. My biggest pain in the ass is I know too many chicas who are there so showing up anywhere with hookers now means I have to say Hello, to a few. As one Colombiana likes to say: "Tu demonio. ".

Great report Xpartan, thanks for sharing. You included a lot of information.

I enjoy reading all the reports and the diversity of the experiences. People are different so it is not unexpected that we find the spectrum of experiences that we do.

When I got to the end of your report, I walked away thinking, You got exactly what you wanted but I also was left with the impression that despite saying "no regrets"; in the end, you felt a bit let down?

What hotel is nice, on the beach and girl friendly? Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Linyjo;2167647]When talking pricing, lets not forget that we are not buying a widget off Amazon, where the price is the same for everyone.

You think a guy that looks like John Goodman is paying the same as a guy that looks like Brad Pitt?

Some obese, hairy and smelly John, with a dour demeanor, that hasn't brushed his teeth and reeks of cigarettes, reports that prices are going through the roof! Not a single girl at the clock tower would go for less than 300,000 for ST. He reports the girls are all business and wanted to get back to the tower for more work.

Brad, a reasonable looking bloke, well groomed, nice clothes, smells good and has a fun and upbeat vibe, reports that you can have the pick of the litter at the clock tower for 100,000 to 150,000. He reports that the girls like to hang out and party, can't get rid of them, they ask to spend the night and don't charge extra.[/QUOTE]This comment is absolutely spot on. Pricing without doubt differs depending on the quality of the customer. Many of the comments made about prices, standard of the girls and so on I have taken with a huge pinch of salt. For me, if you are well presented, have a happy and fun demeanour about you, girls are far more likely to be attracted to you and offer you a better service. Oddly enough, whilst it is about earning a living for these girls, they also like to spend a day having fun and being treated nicely by a gent.

[QUOTE=YippieKayay;2135394]So "Rosario Island" can mean a lot of different places. You won't meet hookers at any of these places. You need to bring them with you. Playa Blanca is a nice beach with lots of tourists and 10 x the number of touts than the beaches in Bocagrande.

Choices:

(1) Get to know a chica and have her bring her prima (cousin) or some other person out with you to Playa Blanca. That extra person can watch your stuff when you go into the water with her.

(2) Rent a boat to take you to these places with chicas. If you're going to rent a boat expect about 1. 5 million pesos just for the boat itself. You should ask to stop in Gruta Azul which is a very chill quiet beach on an enclosed island. Grab a jet ski, take your chica out to one of the other islands and fuck her like a wood pecker behind a tree or some shit.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Good advice here. Back to Cartagena in Sept and looking forward to getting more involved this time around. Did you hire a boat at all? Could you recommend any particular boat operators?

Has anyone had any issues bringing a guest back to the holiday in express lately? I'm currently staying at the Hampton and although there's no chica fee, depending on who the security guard is that night, he can still hassle you and come up to the lobby with you just to make sure you sign in your chica. Was about to reserve a room at the holiday in express for a few nights and wanted to know what experiences any of you gents have had there.

Thanks in advance.