Moscow

Sorry to get back to sponsorhip…

By the way, of course with individual taste, you can find these three beauties

A petite ready for anal (checked by mail OK for 300 USD a day)
[url]http://dating.omen.ru/love.pl?f=ushow&f_id=636502[/url]

A riding horse for fuck… 7th in tits ! 30.000 RUR a month
[url]http://dating.omen.ru/love.pl?f=ushow&f_id=644512[/url]

A teen like a school girl, but really a little pig!
[url]http://dating.omen.ru/love.pl?f=ushow&f_id=651087[/url]

Just some suggestion if you are going for sponsorship (the last will be around 100.000 RUR a month) :(

IT

i wrote this from my trip to kiev and am posting it here to encourage people to travel to the ukraine. no visa for europeans and americans. only a 7 hour train ride or 90 minute flight away.

right off, all my russian friends laughed when i told them i was going to kiev. usually, in moscow, “kokhli” is the punch line of a good joke. they seem to see ukrainians as russian with a speech impediment, who have been kicked in the head a couple of time. add in a legendary appetite for gorlilka and you’ve got kokhli.

even on the train over from moscow, it was nicer. in the past, every time i have traveled by train in the fsu exactly one of my coupemates has either been a) a smelly drunk or b) a talkative drunk. on one rare occasion, i had to share a stateroom with both a smelly and a talkative drunk. the entire system of showing your passport to the conductor makes it blatantly obvious that you are a foreigner and thus are subjected to nonstop questions like “america, good? da?” one hour down, eleven to go.

this time, the only other occupant was a hot ukrainian journalist babe. she made it abundantly clear that she was spoken for, but she did fill me in on things to do while in kiev. it was a welcome change.

after all the negative things the russians had said about the kokhli, i was pleasantly surprised when i got off the train. everything seemed a little more cleaner and better taken care of than in moscow. it also took me about 9 hours to actually spot a cop. i found a 3-room apartment with a bar overlooking the dniper for a laughable price (by moscow standards). amazingly (again coming from moscow) they did not try and screw me over when they heard my accented russian.

after dropping my shit off i had to meet a british friend at the train station. he has been living in moscow for well over the past year and has yet to learn a single symbol of the cyrillic alphabet. couple of drinks later and a gorika run at the local stop, we were ready to go. right outside of our podezd door there were a couple of girls drinking beer. my friend, let’s just call him john, tried his typical line- screaming “do you speak english?” amazingly, it worked. one of the girls was absolutely beat, but the other, alyona, was gorgeous- talk, milky perfect complexion and those exotic cat eyes that slavic girls sometimes have.

my memory somewhat fails me at this point but i remember sitting in a restaurant, with alyona stroking my knee, feeding me bits of bread and sala that she had ordered. when the bill came they, the girls, insisted on paying. i have never had that happen.

alyona’s friend fucked off but she came back with us. john crashed on the couch and i showed alyona to the shower. she came out, wrapped in a towel and right when she was about to slip under the covers, john barges in shouting about a double team and how she told him he had nice eyes, further evidence of her wanting a threesome. i could have strangled him with his shoelaces but settled on throwing out into the hall. despite that, i spent an amazing, and energetic, night with an absolute goddess. so much so that even now, a several days later, i still have scabby raw knees- some kind of friction burn from the sheets.

next day, alyona off to work at her bank. a hungover tour of the city. again, i am impressed- no cops. even the construction sites are free from those trailers packed full of tajik slave labor.

that night, i was dragged down to o’brien’s to watch england barely win over macedonia. a full immersion into british pub culture. john and i downed about 30 gin-tonics between the two of us. we found out from some of the expats where to go. everyone pointed us to either arena or river palace. we went for river palace.

the first thing we see in the lobby is a bunch of 6 foot tall ukrainian goddesses leading out asians in armani half their size. basically, a boarhouse on the river. the women there were stunning but they ask for 300 dollars. i am not sure if that is for the night but whatever it is, it is expensive. the going rate in moscow, the most expensive city in the world, is 150 for a night. this does not bode well if this is the vaunted integration with the eu they are talking about.

neither of us were interested, so we got a cab back to the flat. the driver turns around and goes “devushki?” and we are like “why not”? he starts going on about there were girls working in an “office” by that besoarabian market. sounds shady, but again why not? the place is an apartment decked out like the austin powers psychedelic swinging pussycats club. in the middle on a pink couch, were about 6 working girls. right when we arrived, all there kids from the under 20 kiev soccer league had just gotten there. they would take a girl for 50 dollars and hour and after about 3 minutes would come out of a room with their head hanging. alright, put the children to bed, team america’s turn. i stood up, threw a hundred dollars down on the coffee table, put a girl over each shoulder, kicked the door to the bedroom down and had at it.

wow! i still have this big stupid grin on my face, thinking about it. the girls and i took a shower together to top it all off. got back to the apartment around 6 in the mourning and passed out.

next day, i called alyona who stopped by right after work and did not leave until the next morning. i think i saw blood in one of the condoms.

took off to moscow that next night and have been scheming to get transferred to kiev even since.

Big Bro thanks for the link

[url]http://www.passportmagazine.ru/article/5[/url]

It really put things in perspective, Why Moscow is made to look like the most expensive city in the world, when infact after you read the article with facts on hand its the cheapest city indeed :D

The article was an eye-opener...Thanks..

Peasant...loved it, you have a natural feel for the place, and write with style, set the scene, drew us in, gave us a few titbits, I look forward to your next escapade!

Bois

( LOPA fanatic, see Poland contributions!)

Hi All:
So in about 3 weeks I will be landing in Moscow...unfortunately with some of my coworkers in tow. This will severly hamper my mongering activities, but still I am hoping to participate. Good thing these activities are late in the PM...

I have been reviewing the threads and wanted to double check my assumptions as I am open to new ideas. My Russian consists of 3 words, yes, no and Thankyou. Not exactly the cunning linguist I would like to be! So given that I do want to have somewhat of a conversation with the girl I am with, it seems that the chance of find a girl at a Tochka that speaks english is between zero and none. I was therefore thinking about other options, but could use some suggestions. Hotel girls, seem expensive and really not that good. Nightflight girls have a reputation that makes this seemingly undesirable. And CF sounds like it could be hit or miss.

There are reports of various other possibilities, but the language barrier seems to be a consistent issue. The only "potential" might be a service...but....

So, I am asking my fellow experienced Moscow mongers, any thoughts or suggestions. Is Nightflight as bad as they say? I really want to try Russian delights, but I think I would like them better if there was at least some communication between the 2 or 3 of us...(yeah, in my dreams!!)

Thanks for the help
AHT169

[QUOTE=Bez Bezarra]I guess this always happens when you're
personally invited by Johnny Depp.[/QUOTE]Or when you are young, well dressed, and have an excellent command of Russian.

Having a C-note to blow on the working girls helps.

I see no need to let another blondinka-donk's
goofy gaze go to waste.

In trying to make a point, that point being exactly
what I'm not sure, its for the best, not to confuse
the situation, with the kind of senseless unimaginative
blather that spews from my keyboard.

Alright ladies 'n' gents.

I've chosen to share my brief visit to Moscow with all of you. Weren't that good at all, but maybe they'll be of interest to somebody out there who like me isn't that used to frequent professional purveyours of sex.

I had two nights in Moscow. Both with colleagues so some discretion was needed. That sucked, I can tell you that! Stayed at the SAS Radisson who didn't have a problem with girls (girl in my case - wish I could use plural) Anyway went to some meetings, went to the Hotel where I hung with some associates. There were an amazing woman in the bar looking for company - but alas - I needed to be discrete. So no chance of doing a bar pick-up.

Ended up a bit wasted at my hotelroom at 1 in the night and I was horny like shite. Called [url]http://www.sweet-dreams.ru[/url] who had some nice ladies on the homepage. But the hour was late on a Tueday so there weren't anything to chose from. I asked for a black haired babe, slim and preferably with nice big, firm titties. The English speaking lady were very polite, and told me she would be there in half an hour, and it would cost me 150 USD. Well, I'm in luck I thought. Well, not exactly. Phone rang after 10 minutes (suppose she wanted to check that I actually stayed at the hotel - that's ok with me). She told me that there were no black haired babes only a blonde. She confirmed slim and the titty description above. So I thought, what the heck. Blondes have more fun! She also told me it would cost me 170USD because of late night taxi. OK, I said.

So, I waited. And I waited. And aprox. a hour passed and there was a knock on the door. Opened it.....AND.....well not exactly what I had in mind. She wasn't exactly slim. Not fat but not slim at all. Huge tits, but not the firm bouncy ones I wanted. She didn't pose on the homepage, that's for sure. She wasn't really my type at all, and I should have told her so. But as mentioned. I'm in Moscow. I'm Horny. Maybe she was a hell of a fuck, so, let's get in on. We didn't.

It was a fucking disaster. I started well. Talked a bit, went to the shower. Wanted her to do a little show for me there. She didn't. We went to the bed to make out. And she was just acting strange. Saying she felt like I was laughing at her. I wasn't. My thoughts went: Alright. Let her suck me off, let me fuck her fast and get her the hell outtahere. Then she put on a fucking cheap shit condom that made ol' Johnson feel like he was being strangled. Wasn't Durex I can tell you for sure. Well, I won't bore you with the details. After a LOUSY blow job I couldn't get her fucked probably because of that shit condom. So after way to long it ended with a handjob. 170USD for a handjob. Did I feel stupid? I mean, if I wanted a fucking handjob there were porn galore on pay-tv.

Well, she left, and the morale is: bring your own condom, make sure you activate the hidden lever-switch when you make arrangements with the phonelady. Make sure she understands, that you send the girl away if she isn't what you expected. And then just don't try to fuck anyone you don't really feel attracted to or connect with. Maybe that's obvious, but when you're drunk, alone and horny the obvious isn't always the most obvious.

Well, I'll finish off with a recommendation. Wednesday we went 10 colleagues to Boar House. And that was an amazing place. Shitfuckingloads of girls that just waited for you to tell them to go home and fuck you. Prices started roughly at 200USD but you could probably negotiate your way down to 100USD for the whole night depending on the girl and the time and day. Some of them looked like they would go lower, but I'm not sure that would be healthy for ya. There weren't any supermodels (it was Wednesday, remember) but there were very hot chicks who looked like a fantastic time. Better than mine anyways.

Didn't get to know anything about the VIP Saunas. Didn't get to know anything about Park Avenue Disco. But I got to know that going to a bar is proably the way to go in Moscow. Be it Boarhouse or Nightflight. Any taxidriver will guide you to places with girls. So, good luck, my sexcrazed friends. Hope mine is better next time.

Blackbltjones

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BB,

Sweet-dreams.ru is another site run by Victoria along with yourfantasy.ru and if you read any of the posts, you'll see the more often than not, you don't get quality nor what you see in the photos. One of her girls even ripped me off by nearly 45 mins of time by claiming she showed up earlier than she did.

Caution to all, avoid both these sites and their providers.

Here is the link to just one of the teenagers seeking friends (not sponsors) on [url]www.omen.ru[/url]

[url]http://dating.omen.ru/love.pl?f=ushow&f_id=653734[/url]

Simply incredible... she is seeking up to 32 y.o. guys!

I post a picture here. If I saw something similar getting in my house or room I would just get there, gently open her legs and put my face in Paradise! :) :)

Unfortunately I'm older AND NOW I AM NOT IN MOSCOW! :( :(

IT

All morning spent trying to make phone calls to massage parlours and salons but no one speaks english. Its very tough for someone with zero russian skills to get a piece of the action here. I even tried to wander in the streets but easily got lost and even didnt find a taxi to return to the hotel.

If someone knows a massage parlour or a salon with an english speaking lady, please share it with me, the russian language is driving me nuts.

Rewe

Rewe,

I had a similier problem of communication in russian language and its very frustating when you are so close yet soo far....

I had mentioned this before, I used Ectaco electronic translators, which automatically converts russian language into english and vice versa, all you need to do is carry the mobile like device and speak to it and it automatically converts it to russian language and when some one communicates in russian, just hold it and it will translate back to english....:D

Yeah..its the star-trek and bond gadget in one for a jet set monger :p

you can get the product and info here:

[url]http://www.ectaco.com/?refid=2155[/url]

In my view, it solves 80 percent of the problems we mongers typically have during travelling and communicating in a foreign land....

I bet you won't miss a thing in moscow, with this stuff in hand :D :D

What is the site for [url]www.omen.ru[/url] for sponsors.

The site is in russian and canlt locate the sponsors section.

Thanks your help.

I am going to be in Moscow next week and will no doubt arrive unprepared again.
Having previously trawled through various websites periodically and not understanding a word of Russian I usually just pick up a copy of the free english papers and order a takeaway, the last time being from a small ad offering students. I wouldnt know if she was actually a student but she was exactly as described on the telephone , slim, blonde and very attractive. Aslo at $150 for two hours wasnt the most expensive punt going either.

Ok it is not the cleverest approach but does the job at short notice.

However, if there were a couple of places i should definatly go to on one of my free nights, other than NF, i would welome your suggestions and comments.

Can you buy the translator in any stores, like Sharper image?