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[QUOTE=Redfield10]...Oh, while I have you. I'm thinking about a February trip. Probably about 11 days and would like to include Laos possibly. Is it possible to spend say 6 days in Thailand and then do 5 in Laos and have it be worthwhile?...Is there time for Vientiane and say Luang Prabang or is just one of these possible and is it best to fly to say Luang Prabang.(I'm assuming for Vietiane maybe I can fly to Udon Thani and then take a taxi there? ). Any advice would be appreciated.[/QUOTE] Great trip report.

Here's an idea for you about seeing Laos. Fly to Chiang Rai on Air Asia, travel overland to Chiang Khong, take a boat across the Mekong to Huay Xai, Laos (Day 1). From Huai Xai catch a 2-day boat (D2&3) to Luang Prabang (D3-5). Fly back to Bangkok from LP on Air Laos (D5). You could also take a flight (D4) from LP to Vientiane, spend the night, Fly back to BKK from either Vientiane (Air Laos) or Udon Thani on Air Asia (D5). Cool trip and you'd see a lot of Laos that way.

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[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Great trip report.

Here's an idea for you about seeing Laos. Fly to Chiang Rai on Air Asia, travel overland to Chiang Khong, take a boat across the Mekong to Huay Xai, Laos (Day 1). From Huai Xai catch a 2-day boat (D2&3) to Luang Prabang (D3-5). Fly back to Bangkok from LP on Air Laos (D5). You could also take a flight (D4) from LP to Vientiane, spend the night, Fly back to BKK from either Vientiane (Air Laos) or Udon Thani on Air Asia (D5). Cool trip and you'd see a lot of Laos that way.[/QUOTE]Just a advise. Prepare a travel plan B. Its smell again here in Thailand that politics problems coming up. Not that the airport will be occupied. But never know whats next here. The red. The yellow. Taksin in Cambodia and so on.

Thanks, Fontok and Rocksoff for the Laos ideas.

It's so nice to be able to talk with folks on this board that have great ideas!

[QUOTE=Redfield10]Sorry, folks. But I didn't divide this up.

I just spent 15 nights in these four places. (HKG-BKK-PAT-Macau). [/QUOTE]Hey RF10 it was fun to read your report because my upcoming trip will be covering the exact same ground. Sounds like you had a great time. The only difference will be that I have a little more time to spend in each city (45 days total). This will give me the luxury of visiting my favorite BKK massage parlors as well as the bars, hitting both the Go Go's and hostess bars (& Devil's Den) in Pattaya, checking out several different saunas in Macau, and staying in Kowloon on the way in and Wanchai on the way out. I am ready to leave today. I just wonder how long my desire (my dick) can last during this month & a half sexathon I got planned. LOL.

[QUOTE=Redfield10] I'm thinking about a February trip. Probably about 11 days and would like to include Laos possibly. Is it possible to spend say 6 days in Thailand and then do 5 in Laos and have it be worthwhile?

Is there time for Vientiane and say Luang Prabang or is just one of these possible and is it best to fly to say Luang Prabang.(I'm assuming for Vietiane maybe I can fly to Udon Thani and then take a taxi there? ). Any advice would be appreciated. [/QUOTE]Laos is great. I have been there four times. Luang Prabang is the nicer town (World Heritage Site), but I got laid good in Vientiane. If you like spinner girls with demure attitudes, you will like Laos. But let me warn you, by comparison Chiang Mai is Las Vegas. Read the forum, the opportunities are there, it's just not in your face like Thailand. If time is a constraint you should either 1) fly into Vientiane for 3 days then fly to Luang Prabang for 3 days before flying back to BKK or 2) Just choose one of the towns to visit. The ride from Vientiane to Luang Prabang is very beautiful, but should be done in 2 days including atleast an overnight stay in Vang Vieng. I would recommend a private driver.

Titanium is a nice alternative to Nana or Cowboy but also a bit more expensive. i had great times there. Go check it out for yourself. If youi dont like it, cowboy is only a 35 bath taxy ride away.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff]Not much to say. OK girl rock band playing covers. Young poser tourists of both sexes bumping into you. Expensive drinks. I don't find myself returning often.

Head into the dingy dark of Washington Square, though, and you could get a sweet, accommodating girl. Drinks for both of you will be cheaper than you alone at Titanium. It's a place for old farts, too old for bullshit ;-)[/QUOTE]

I had to meet up with a prospective help in a future business I am working on. This informal meeting was to take place at the Juke Of Wellington pub near Patphong. I have visited this establishment 2 times before and all that stuck in my mind about it was that it had cheap Pauliner on one of the nights. Food was average and it was a better UK style pub then some of others in the area, for my tastes.

The meeting went well, so well that it finished early and I had a short amount of time to spare. Patphong and me do not get on too well but I did not have time to head over to anywhere else. Patphong it has to be then.

All shag houses are full of grots and the odd few that are nice know they are and the service is pants. I popped into a few places and seen nothing, time was getting short. Yes that’s right I had to do it, Kanagroo club. I know of 100’s of people that love SOL but I just can not get it up when in front of me are another 5 guys all getting gobbled off at the same time. I know some dudes like it but not for me.

Up the stairs of KC I went. The bell ding donged and the TV/DVD player was switched on and the porn started. On the long chair in the corner was a few average looking chicks and by the bar 1 gal that just was my style. The mama that looks like she has Aids was still working behind the bar even after all these years, I think she was working in KC 10 years ago and looked the same then. I bought her a drink and asked who can make me shoot my bolt 2 times in 30 minutes. To my shock she did not point out the worst looking fattest bird at the end of the room but the one I noticed when I walked in that was my type. Let’s Get It On. She asked, do I want the private room or the open room, private for me I answered. She looked at me for a few seconds and said, sorry the room is being used but the open room we can close off and stop other customers from coming in for a while, perfect I said.

I walked in and fell over the night time obstacle course in the room and landed flat on my face, luckily not on the floor or a table but on the soft mosquito covered chairs. No sooner had I got myself sitting nicely but my ladies top was off (tits out great) and started to unzip my fly’s and got my pants off. Foreskin back, cold towel cleaning me off and strait to work. Great technique slow, long, wet and best of all, nice groaning sounds that vibrated down my shaft. DT on offer here lads. She was medium age a little bit plump but not fat with big tits. Her head was down for the full 15 minutes of sloppy wet sucking action and no time for a breath.

As I fired my bolt she dropped her head down and took it all in the back of her throat. Good for me. Now I said I wanted 2 shots but with the time and my libido not on full strength I got my pants on and off to the bar to finish my drink.

I know the price to the house includes the BJ but I like to offer an extra tip on top of the house fee for a good lady and that she was. When I was at the bar she stood in front of me and danced for a while flipping her short skirt up showing me her ass and saying for 1500 next time you can fuck me. What a nice invitation, form a nice lady.

I paid my bill and made my way home. All was great and nothing was bad until I started my travel home and this is not a real complaint. Mosquito’s in the KC need sorting out and fast. It looked like my legs had been attacked by the 5th offensive inventory of the mosquito guard. Full war was raged on my legs, they lost the battle and in heroic fashion.

KC

Friendly, cheep, nice CS and one or 2 nice ladies there.
It just needs a bit of a clean for my tastes.

Out of 10
Price 9
Ladies Looks 6
Room 1
Service 6
Mosquitoe attack techniques 10

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In my last report I said:

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo] Laos is great. I have been there four times. Luang Prabang is the nicer town (World Heritage Site), but I got laid good in Vientiane. If you like spinner girls with demure attitudes, you will like Laos. Read the forum, the opportunities are there, it's just not in your face like Thailand. [/QUOTE]Then out of curiosity, I decided to take my own advice and read the fucking Laos Forum. Apparently things have changed since I was last there in '06. Bummer! Laos is still a beautiful country and worth visiting as long as you know the girls may not fuck you. Incredible as that may seem. I can't imagine what closed the place down. Phnom Penh shut down in late September. What is the world coming to?

[QUOTE=Spider916]Titanium is a nice alternative to Nana or Cowboy but also a bit more expensive. i had great times there. Go check it out for yourself. If youi dont like it, cowboy is only a 35 bath taxy ride away.[/QUOTE]

There are much better options than Titanium on soi 22, many oilies and many beer bars where both the atmosphere and the girls are more fun.

[QUOTE=Imac Hunt]Price 9[/QUOTE]

9 baht?
90 baht?
900 baht?
9000 baht?

which one was it?

Great review of the ever so seedy Kangaroo :)
By the way, SOL has a bathroom that is private, not a lot of space but it was spacious enough for me to fuck 2 girls in there at the same time :D

They also do takeout (400 Barfine)

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]...it was spacious enough for me to fuck 2 girls in there at the same time...[/QUOTE]

I wish I had two woodies!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]There are much better options than Titanium on soi 22, many oilies and many beer bars where both the atmosphere and the girls are more fun.[/QUOTE]

yeah but so they say the Band is good at Titanium... Wasn't there a Filipina Singer there that was there before? To me it's usually just noise but I will admit the band is a hell of a lot better at Titanium then at CM2 and other places if you like music.

It's not a place I'd go for drinks or women... just take a girl there if she likes it.

This was the funniest report I've ever read here. I can't stop laughing.

Thanks,

Imac!

Originally Posted by Simian
If you are wandering around at 3am, you could do worse than hang out on Sukumvit road between about soi 5 and beyond soi 11 (I think). You can sit at any of the street restaurants and drink while making eye contact with the passing ladies.

If that is too "hit or miss," try going to the Nana car park on soi 4, opposite Nana Plaza. Stand around long enough and you will find a beer in your hand and a hottie on your arm. In other words, someone will offer you a bottle of beer (I think it is about 80 or 90 baht) and there will be many ladies from the bars and other places hanging around trying to hook up.[QUOTE=Jeff46]Yes and you better put three condom on half off them are infected.[/QUOTE]

I don't know where you get the evidence for this claim that half of these girls in the Sukhumvit street bars or in Nana carpark at 3am are infected. All I can tell you is that many are ladies who work in bars and did not get lucky that night - so are they all infected too?

Also, I have met ladies in Nana carpark and Sukhumvit who have regular jobs but who want a little extra for the rent at the end of the month. Are they all infected?

Obviously you have to be sensible and watch out for the signs of drug use, bad higiene, bad skin and so on but barfining a girl from a bar does not protect you from that either. Talk to the girl and that will tell you a lot - small talk about where she is from,how long in BKK, how old she is, does she work in a bar. Generally girls are very happy to advertise their bar as they want you to come back and barfine them!

I met some of the sweetest girls in Nana carpark or Sukhumvit road "restaurants" (really late night street bars). The benefit of the Sukhumvit location is that the girls are socializing and are having fun rather than soliciting (although some do at the bus stop on Sukhumvit) and sometimes are semi-pro. One 28-year old I met at one of the street bars on Sukhumvit and took home with me one night a few years ago was a lot of fun. She wanted to stay and be girlfriend but it was not possible. I have since met her (18months later) and she has an Aussie husband. She worked in a retail shop and never in a bar. And I visited the shop and met her there so it was not bullshit story.

And I personally do not get anything on with any lady I have just met anywhere without using a condom. Just because you meet them in a 5 star hotel, a girlie bar, Sukhumvit road or Nana carpark does not mean that they are or are not infected.

Jaksiemaash! Borat now in Thailand! Sexy time ready! Dzienkui!!

Many girl. White girl, russian girl, brrrack girl! Borat like. Borat balls so big after meeting sexy white girl last night on Khao San. She want sucky sucky Borat but her friends don't want her sucky sucky on last night. So Borat go find Russian Dzievushka to bust big nut.

Jengui.