Newbie exploring Bangalore || Bland experience in EXPM spa
Hello brothers,
So, I am a newbie in the mongering world and recently shifted to Bangalore. Currently, I am staying at what usually is referred to as EXPM nagar in this portal. So, a couple of days back I decided to go for a massage parlor. After checking the portal for a while I figured out 3 SPAs nearby where I am likely to get extra services. They were "making happy", Amb and "4 letters starting with are" thai spa.
"making happy" seemed to be just a few minutes walk away. So, I decided to give it a shot.
As I entered, I was greeted by a gorgeous NE receptionist. I paid Rs 2000 at the counter and then she guided me to the room. Initially, I thought she's the therapist. It's been long I have had any action (last was in April) and the sight of her curvy ass swaying in front of me while she was climbing up the stairs had already got my "chhota chetan" back from hibernation by that time.
But unfortunately she went away after showing me the room and said she'll send in the girl. I felt a bit disappointed but was still excited looking forward for the new prospect.
After a while new NE girl came in. She was not that much of a looker. I can't call her chubby but certainly on the heavier side she was. I am a huge fan of big titties and as long as that asset is there, looks don't matter for me much. But unfortunately she didn't really have tits big enough.
Nevertheless, she started the massage. I had opted for regular oil massage and she did that pretty well. Right from the beginning she didn't hesitate pulling down my dispos and massaging my butt. She was very talkative and we discussed a lot of things under the Sun. So I was definite that I am going to get some extras for sure.
But, after she finished, she said she's done and was about to leave. I was surprised that she didn't ask for extras. So, instead I asked her straight away. She said she can give only HJ for 1 k and nothing else. I asked for FS and she refused. Then I asked for topless HJ. That also she refused. After pleading a bit she agreed to pull up her shirt and allow me to play with her tits while giving HJ. She gave me a nice HJ while I played with her tits and pinched her nipples. She also started pinching mine. I then asked for a kiss and we smooched. Soon my "chhota chetan" vomited.
Overall it wasn't that bland an experience but quite average compared to my previous experiences in massage parlors which involves oily B2BS with giant nippled super hot NEs and wild sex with big tittied bong beauties.
I will be grateful if the senior members here can guide me a bit on MPs. I am also planning to try out an Afro from MR. I am in talks with Reed and Vernie L. Any feedback on them?
Thanks,
Bongo Shontaan.
Query Regarding Name Of The Therapist
Is Haokip the one you tried or the one that was not plump and not available?
Also, any idea about the girl whose last part of her first name goes with one of the cryptocurrencies?
TIA.
[QUOTE=PoinTheWay;2622155]Stopped by a spa located within a lodging hotel at Chikkajala. Goes by the element computer chips are made of. Tip for rookies, dingy low to medium-cost lodges housing spas is a sure thing, almost always. Touchwood, thus far. Another observation, probabilities of getting LE stormed is lesser than in comparison to exclusive parlours, in my opinion. Place is listed on GMaps.
Today's special was a Run-of-the-mill NE Assamese masseuse, mid 20's. Toned & petite. The other one is supposedly plump. First name followed by Haokip. Wasn't available at the time. Carnal urges leaned towards ramming meat with less girth, so went ahead.
1.5 k for some nominal massage, don't bother over the menu. It's all a farce.
Massage, mind you, in name only, initiates for her expediency. About half an hour into this callous kneading of my dough, tell her that we cumulatively drop the act and fulfil the ulterior intent. She quoted 2 k for B2B, rebated down to 1.5 k. With humility, I try to keep in shape and tend to carry a cynical wit about me. Put it to use, humoured her senses..[/QUOTE]
Beware of some girls in SA
Scam alert.
User ID name starts with 'honest'.
The pics are of a really hot MILF aged 39.
She asks you to contact her via telegram when you ping her.
Then she proposes a club like thing where you pay a stupid amount for which she will give access to horny celebrities.
If you come across that ID, report it and save yourself.
If anyone here has some good contacts from SA, please send me a message.
In exchange, I can recommend some MPs in Coimbatore where you can get extras.
SA in Coimbatore is dry AF.
Charismatic Spa. Avoid at all Costs
Folks,
I had a lousy and bad experience at Charismatic Spa at Uttarahalli. I had opted for 2 hour session for 2 K due to sweet talking Reception ladies.
The 1st therapist (sanaa her name I think), started non stop talking the moment she entered the room, which was a small dingy setup with a tiny & dirty bathroom. She kept on talking non-stop how she stopped attending to customer who pays her Rs. 3000 for B2 B as wanted to meet new customer and blah and blah and blah. She kept on insisting me to take her extra service and stuck at 2 K as she climbed down from 4 K. I knew this and wanted to avoid. When I said I cannot pay more than 1. 5 K and she says for that you get only 5 min B2 B. I almost said her fuck off. Irritated enough after some 30 mins I asked her to leave to which she said I will have to lie un attended for remaining 30 mins of her time. Now disgusting I said still get out and send the next therapist.
After almost 10 minutes, the 2nd therapist (Munny?) appears and even more bravado than the 1st one. Looks like she was sufficiently fed by the 1st lady. Almost same story repeats again, but this one said she is Ok with 1. 5 with little sweet talk and also scolding the first lady (part of the plan I think) and she got my 1. 5 K. The minute I gave her 1. 5 K, she went out of room and disappeared for another 10 mins and once she came back, she pushed the table towards the door and removed clothes except panty. The amount of padding that she had was unbelievable and mangoes become lemon!! : the.
Then what happened was even un believable. She climbed on table and lied on her back and said to me now you come and do B2 B. I was still in shock what I saw in the last 2 minutes hurried act. I asked her are you paying me Rs. 3000?? She was like this how we do B2 B. You can run your body for next 10 minutes. I was not only horrified but at loss at height of her stupidity. She said sucking is not allowed and don't touch downstairs even over the panty!!
I couldn't take it any more and asked her to dress up and get out and proceeded to take bath. First time ever I saw such stupid action and I was unable to control my laughter and anger at the same time.
So guyz, please avoid this non-sense spa at all costs and send me Rs. 100 for saving your thousands! .
Oh. God -- why did you chose me for this comedy??
FR. Roopa - Few weeks back
After a long break, wanted to check on old contact and got in touch with Roopa.
As usual, it was a fantastic value for money session for 2 hours with everything thrown in. Rimming, CIM, bbj and nice 2 rounds. Good part is she is not time watcher and very down to earth and puts in her max efforts to please you as long as you want.
It was well spent 5 K for 2 to 2. 5 Hrs session.
Cheers.
Raj.
P.S.: Friends, please send any new VFM contacts and I will reciprocate. Thanks.