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[QUOTE=Pistons;2043848]Start lifting weights with your dick. LOL.
Youtube dick stretch exercises. LOL.[/QUOTE]Be careful what you wish for as you will soon see Mr ho sausage exercise on youtube me wearing panty ho LOL.
Well I did see steroid cream helps LOL this is no joke, it is real treatment.
[QUOTE=Pistons;2043850]When I think purely with my dick (1 in 3 seconds of my life according to Freund), it normally grows hard and big. Which goes to say I have a grower and not a shower.
So you are pratically saying I should be around sexy hot girls more, and fuck even more. I deffinately agree there...[/QUOTE]Pro mongers is the way of bushido.
We go all the way into farthest land just to lick, suck, fuck among many other lustful activities.
Monger on, mongers. We are on the right track because we can do simple math.
We are the resistance against all those damn asses who married, marry and marry those girls we used, abused sexually just for 50 euro per 30 minutes.
[QUOTE=MrHo;2043954]Pro mongers is the way of bushido.
We go all the way into farthest land just to lick, suck, fuck among many other lustful activities.
Monger on, mongers. We are on the right track because we can do simple math.
We are the resistance against all those damn asses who married, marry and marry those girls we used, abused sexually just for 50 euro per 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]Ok, now after thinking about your post for a few days.
I have seen the movie 'Journey to the West' (at least the first). Did you have to battle all those demons as well? There certainly are a few bad sluts in there... lol
Seems the prequel is out. We should download it...
[QUOTE=Pistons;2044332]Ok, now after thinking about your post for a few days.
I have seen the movie 'Journey to the West' (at least the first). Did you have to battle all those demons as well? There certainly are a few bad sluts in there... lol
Seems the prequel is out. We should download it...[/QUOTE]You think about my post for few days? Thanks LOL.
No there is no battle with demons, I am the demon in FKK LOL.
I put my demon side on once the captain announce in airplane that lady and gentlemen, we are now approaching Frankfurt airport for landing LOL.
Master race females are needed at German FKK like it once used to be, it seems to be getting less and less.
[QUOTE=MrHo;2044339]You think about my post for few days? Thanks LOL.
No there is no battle with demons, I am the demon in FKK LOL.
I put my demon side on once the captain announce in airplane that lady and gentlemen, we are now approaching Frankfurt airport for landing LOL.[/QUOTE]Well, I managed to squeeze those days into one single gregorian calendar day. But they lasted longer than you'd think. LOL.
You are such a badass! So in Japan you are just walking around bowing all day? And once you get out, your head twists upwards while smoke leaves your mouth and flames are seen in your eyesockets? 😉.
Gents,
I have about 5 hours to chill in FRA on Wed, which FKK is the best to go? I am asking from a distance and quality of the girl perspective.
[QUOTE=Pistons;2044620]Well, I managed to squeeze those days into one single gregorian calendar day. But they lasted longer than you'd think. LOL.
You are such a badass! So in Japan you are just walking around bowing all day? And once you get out, your head twists upwards while smoke leaves your mouth and flames are seen in your eyesockets? 😉.[/QUOTE]No I do not bow all day, or let say I had unusual life where I do not need to suck up to people like most people do here or all over the place actually, I can pretty much stay me. Of course there are exceptions like with police or airport security I have to obey more or less. This is why I do not like normal girls as you have to suck up to her all the time to fuck her.
I remain polite as I can though, but I do distinguish manner and sucking up.
At FKK marriage, girls will charge you 10000 euro per hour for sex indirectly LOL.
It is special FKK, that many men with low IQ attend to and they do not even know or realize that they are being charged that amount per hour LOL.
FKK marriage also has line up of only one that depreciate as years pass by and you cannot change girl you choose, then penalty will incur of sometimes half of your total asset LOL.
FKK marriage is most popular FKK franchises in the world and throughout history. Most expensive one too LOL.
In an attempt to confirm my grandfathered status with one of my girls following July 1st, she expresses concern about getting caught doing something illegal. I patiently explain to her that the law doesn't make it illegal for her and that it is simply illegal for only the man (up to 50,000 Euro fine for the man only).
She then very smartly explains to me, "Why you want to pay a 50,000 Euro fine to the Police for one blowjob? Much better you pay me the 50,000 Euros instead and then you come to Romania and I will give you a blowjob for a whole week! Yes, this would be much better!
Very enterprising young ladies!
[QUOTE=UltraHappy;2044825]In an attempt to confirm my grandfathered status with one of my girls following July 1st, she expresses concern about getting caught doing something illegal. I patiently explain to her that the law doesn't make it illegal for her and that it is simply illegal for only the man (up to 50,000 Euro fine for the man only).
She then very smartly explains to me, "Why you want to pay a 50,000 Euro fine to the Police for one blowjob? Much better you pay me the 50,000 Euros instead and then you come to Romania and I will give you a blowjob for a whole week! Yes, this would be much better!
Very enterprising young ladies![/QUOTE]Yes, indeed, beside the fact that she failed to understand she is only worth 50 euro and not 50000 euro. I mean for 50000 euro, you can buy shipping container full of Romanian girls like her LOL.
[QUOTE=Studshark;2044701]Gents,
I have about 5 hours to chill in FRA on Wed, which FKK is the best to go? I am asking from a distance and quality of the girl perspective.[/QUOTE]Sharks if you are newbie due to less up sell and cheats. It is kinda near airport.
If you are trained and ready to pay up, then palace.
[QUOTE=MrHo;2044805]At FKK marriage, girls will charge you 10000 euro per hour for sex indirectly LOL.
It is special FKK, that many men with low IQ attend to and they do not even know or realize that they are being charged that amount per hour LOL.
FKK marriage also has line up of only one that depreciate as years pass by and you cannot change girl you choose, then penalty will incur of sometimes half of your total asset LOL.
FKK marriage is most popular FKK franchises in the world and throughout history. Most expensive one too LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL! This literally made me laugh out loud! Especially the depreciation part LOLOLOL!
[QUOTE=Studshark;2044701]Gents,
I have about 5 hours to chill in FRA on Wed, which FKK is the best to go? I am asking from a distance and quality of the girl perspective.[/QUOTE]You have a 5 h window getting from the airport to a club and back again? What time? Palace is close but doesn't get going before 7 or 8 pm. Sharks could be an option if you're willing to take the fast option: taxi.
HB.
[QUOTE=UltraHappy;2044825]In an attempt to confirm my grandfathered status with one of my girls following July 1st, she expresses concern about getting caught doing something illegal.
[/QUOTE]Reading this, it occurred to me this will be a major priority for guys in June: making sure we have rock solid trusted regulars so we see the same service in July we have always had. Girls who are stuck in Germany will also be motivated to make sure they have regulars so they don't see a collapse in their business after July 1.
But business will definitely be affected in the medium-term. I can confirm what others have been saying, that BBBJ is the norm worldwide. What the German government is attempting here is an unprecedented puritanical experiment. The decrees would be ignored in most countries. But because of the obsessive rule-following for which Germany is notorious, it has a real chance of causing damage (along with the other repressive measure coming into effect later). Perhaps the plan is to introduce mandatory CBJ in Germany, and then try to spread it to other countries. But it's so severe, and because this War on Blowjobs is happening in the open (unlike the War on Kissing in Austria) it may well provoke a backlash that will cause it to be stopped right here. Still, there will be hardship in the meantime, especially for the FKKs who never called for this initiative but are saddled with the consequences.
Since the rise of the FKK scene, Germany's economy has boomed and Frankfurt has risen to be an "alpha world city". If the German FKKs are castrated, where will all the financiers and businessmen and companies and cultural leaders go? It's a short hop from Frankfurt to Zurich. Any ecologist will tell you if you cut out the bottom of the food chain, there will be ripples throughout the ecosystem.
Not to mention the high spenders who come for just a few days but inject a lot into the economy. After July 1 the Hessen Tourist Board will be looking for a new slogan to stem the bleeding. Any suggestions? It has to be upbeat. My entry is:
"So We Can Suck More Not Less".