Doc is back!!! Part 6 (last)...damn thing is too long...having problems posting..
Well at exactly 2 am I entered York after spending another 60 AED...York was half empty...hmmm I was expecting to be grabbed by Africans upon my entry but nothing of the sort...The quality of the girls was quite bad...did spot a very very very yummy looking short African though...man she bowled me over and that doesn’t happen with me where Africans are concerned...not because of any race bias but because of the menu limitations. But this one had the most amazing set of knockers and the most amazing ass on that tight little body....as if her ass had been traced around that little ‘D’ instrument found in our geometry kits. And she had a great face too, and best of all she was towards the lighter shade of brown...And I swear if I was not so gung ho on oriental that night, I would have at least inquired the menu from her...another reason why I didn’t because from what I had read here...Africans can be quite persistent (didn't want an african following me around while I looked for my catch of the night) and my only experience back in 07 with an African wasn’t quite good.
So back to PRC hunting...after at least 4 rounds of the entire place I found a great looking PRC (but typical PRC, large face), good body and tall...800 AED, but no BBJ....oops sorry...and I went on...the quality of PRCs turned me off completely, so checked the limited CIS supply, one decent young CIS but again no BBJ asking rate was 1000.
Moved back again, saw a very sexy PRC but she was taken...and then I realized that one PRC was constantly following me...man have to walk faster, have to get away from her...she was, trust me; the left over from Hagar the horrible’s midnight feast...ooh boy what to do... when an african at the bar grabbed me...hmmm not so bad....quite nice actually and compared to my predator...she was actually good and then she whispered those magic words in my ear...”My friend like you”...her friend, when I focused on her in the darkness (I couldn’t see as she was totally camouflaged in the dark back ground) was actually a 40 ton elephant escaped from the Jungles of Africa...I am not kidding...I’d rather take the real elephant, at least their tusks are off-white and not bright yellow...I ran...honestly I did...
Well by 2:30 am I had finally convinced my self on this very tall, good full bodied, but a very square faced PRC... there was something in her as a package which was turning me on...so while I was making my final approach this relatively cute small PRC caught my eye. Eye contact made and it was like glue, I stopped and approached her...BBJ...yes sure...oh excellent....done...not bad looking, quite cute...short...seemed to have a decent figure...hmmm...how much...all night? Yessss....600...excellent...till when?...you tell me....11 am or 12....oh no no no...I have to go to work at 9 am...well till 8 am then?...okay...what hotel?.... Ramada...oh Ramda...so we go?....of course...btw what’s your name?....Annie...
So Annie and myself walked out at around 2:30 am...once we got down, she was still walking next to me...now this is York we are coming out from, notorious for LE ops near closing time...damn she is supposed to walk at a distance from me...is she crazy??? Well I told her to follow me and meet me at Ramada...but no she wanted a taxi...oh well...no problem just an AED 10 ride.
10 minutes later we are in the luxury of our room and I finally took a good look at her...hmm cute but nothing near to the ones I had passed on earlier this night...oh well, maybe she will cover it up with the famous PRC attitude everyone raves about (this was my first Chinese in Dubai...had a Chinese once in Malaysia and didn’t like her...in orientals I prefer malays)...
She sat down with me on the sofa...she was from shanghai, 26 years old, had a 9 year old daughter back in china, and had been in Dubai for 5 months and works as a sales clerk at a mobile shop in Deira. I told her to move closer to me, to which she first started taking off her long knee length boots...and man what came out of them was.... was a disappointment...I am a pretty foot kink guy and her feet were like really small with a two inch big toe and half inch other toes, pretty ugly and she was flat feet as well, so no lovely arches, sexy ankles...
Well that was my cue to get up and get things moving, so I got up and went to check up on my bubble bath...took of my trousers and came out in my crisp new sexy boxers...and sat down on the couch. She took the cue and took of her jeans and came and sat down beside me...I took off my shirt and she took off hers...tits in bra didn’t look too bad....we sat there talking...eventually the bra came off...tits were soft, natural but nothing too great...B cups at the most and not firm. Well we did spend a good half an hour plus on the couch, her panties still on, we had a lot of tongue games, except a major draw back....SHE DIDN’T DFKed....bummer....there goes the night...No DFK means no passion...no making love...only hardcore sex...Shit....well make the most of what you have...her hands went up my boxers which was followed by her feet...well the foot job was quite good (I didn’t look down)...overall a good half an hour plus of foreplay...
She then wanted a shower, I suggested the bubble bath...and guess what...she hates that...water gets in her pussy...she doesn’t like it....damn...well it was the shortest bubble bath ever...
On the bed...a quick BBJ...and it was quick and with a fucking Tissue paper...suck suck...clean...suck suck...clean...damn...the faces of all those hotties moved in front of my face who l let go just because they were offering a CBJ... and that is when it dawned on me...a good CBJ from a very hot enthusiastic woman is better than a bbj from an average and unenthusiastic one.
Well moved to the DATY...maybe this will get her to give me a more enthusiastic BBJ....spent honestly, the next 30 or so minutes...eating pussy with as much enthusiasm as I could...in 69...I could feel something moving over my rod...whether it was a mouth or hands I couldn’t make out ...so if it was a bbj,..it was a pretty lousy one. She did thoroughly enjoy the DATY though.
4 am we finally got the condoms out...she took out her gel bottle as well...now since I had already made her pussy wet like an Eskimo on a hot summers day, I was like....arrrrigghhhttt...she is going for anal...but this happiness was short lived as she quickly rubbed the gel on the condom and slid me inside her pretty loose pussy...
Dead fish...dead fish...the woman was actually unemotional in bed...went through all the positions...but nothing...even her vaginal muscles were all loose...man it was bad....I have had dead fish, who were more alive than her...atleast most of them made an effort to make me come...and with others at least there was good body underneath you...here it was like...okay I’ll watch TV, while I am on the treadmill...now you would expect this kind of TV watching behavior from the wg...not from the guy...and here I was watching TV, while exercising on a treadmill. Now I know why some guys call this as “exercising on their machine.”
Finally it was over...as we sat naked on the couch for over 15 minutes...normally a nice girl always snuggles up to me, and eventually starts warming me up again...but no she just sat at the other end of the couch yakking away. Finally she started questioning how I make sex with my wife and that just sort of turned me off completely...so I asked her if she wanted to leave early because of her work...she asked me if I was happy and she made me happy...I put on my biggest smile and gave her a big hug...she went back happy.
And I went to bed at around 5 am.
So couple of years into this game...I am still learning...and more than about picking up a bad piece, it’s about figuring out what I want for myself and being decisive....
What do I intend to do in the future...I am definitely going to get those 3 oriental look alikes and try them in the future...Has anyone tried them or at least the boycut blonde, she is quite distinctive and stands out...she is sleek, tall, has a very nice smile...has a tattoo on I guess her right shoulder blade right beneath the bra strap. Any feedback will be appreciated.
Will try to pull before 12...
Will try out 4 points Sheraton as well...heard the bathrooms are very nice
Do that PRC from jockeys...maybe in an afternoon session
Maybe even do an African...if the menu selection meets the criteria...I don’t know why but I am developing a major thing for darker skin...nopes not really dark but like light brown/tanned...so an African can actually be sooner than later.
One of these days, try out Ratzky and go for a philippino...heard they are good and a lot of them are tanned with slightly indianish faces
Heck what the hell...might even try out that Paki chick (after checking out the menu) from that Paki contingent in Rockafellas...oh yes when I left at 2 am, both girls were still there and were joined in by 2 more Pakistanis.
And of course indulge regularly in CIS unless I meet someone from the PRC, Pinoy or African brigade, who changes my mind.
Ask Fatima once again...maybe her menu has expanded...
One major conclusion I made from my outings...bbj is preferred but a enthusiastic girl with Cbj can work sometimes as well but what is abolutely necessary to make the session a really 'personal' and passionate session is DFK...if the girl does DFK...she is most probably going to turn out hot and good. Atleast, that is the one common thing in all my best outings to date, be it anywhere in the world.
Well some guys will never learn...at least you can look forward to some pretty insightful adventures...and if you hung around all this while and you are actually reading this...man you’ve got to get a life...I mean which sane man will read this entire bloody thing...muaaaaaahhhh....for reading this ☺
Keep discovering
Doc.
Finally The End
Doc a legend; Kubu is FUBAR
Doc, I may have too much time on my hands but I read every line of your mammoth ramble and enjoyed re-living your mongering angst. Heh, and Hi-five to you for keeping focussed and closing.
Just wanted to drop another FR from this evening. I hit Kubu as I was that side of town after a biz meeting and thought I might be able to pick up a cracker (from past experience) for some ST fun (work tomorrow, but why not chance my arm).
First impressions: MAN THIS PLACE HAS GONE DOWNHILL!
My buddy and I spent a miserable hour (approx) from (approx) 10: 30pm to 11:30pm. I know it's a lottery but f. Me it was dire. Some observations:
1. It was too hot;
2. It was too loud;
3. It would be easier (and cheaper) to get a refreshing iced beverage in the middle of the Sahara;
4. It was full of fvcking morons (read young punks, locals/lebbos) who had booked booths and were dressed like extras from rap videos and going around air kissing the WG's (they're fvcking WG's retards). I DO NOT under any circumstances have any aspirations of being a "gansta rappa" and therefore do not want to start now when I'm trying to get a honey for ST;
5. The chicks were in the main ropey.
6. The chicks that weren't ropey either had SHOCKING attitudes. I. E. No banter or willingness to play the game; and
7. The prices quoted were ridiculous.
In short, we had a punt around, saw nothing and felt inclined to be involved in less, so left after 3 beers.
RIP Kuba bar. I would like to consider myself a relatively experienced punter (read +5yrs in the sand pit), and I would certainly have rated Kubu amongst my favourite pick up joints, as whilst the chicks here have always been pricey, the quality has matched.
I have heard amongst my fellow mongers that this experience is now, sadly, not an isolated one. Unless something radical occurs (I. E. Someone can demonstrate and prove me entirely incorrect in my assessment), I will not be back. It just isn't worth it.