Chiang Mai

The Thirsty Beaver at the very end of Loi Kroh by the river, FKA. Bunny Club, is a place where ther girls are friendly and give all kinds of massages with no hastle. Surely they will also come to your guesthouse/hotel which is an indication for fs possibilities. In all kinds of massage places massage girls generally do not have boyfriends or husbands because of their job. You get an oil massage and ask them if they massage "there"discreetly and take it from there. Its easy enough and the initial investment of 200/300 bt will at least get you a nice rub and chat. Of course the more they Hello,, you in from the street and wink at you the better your outlook is.

I've been living in Chiang Mai but rarely do much mongering. Been to Sayuri a few times and have been curious what the other fishbowl massage parlors in town offered. I was hoping to have some fun at Phucome but ended up checking out a few more. Here's a first report.

[b]Chiang Mai Massage at Phucome Hotel[/b]

Phucome has been on my to do list for awhile. Headed out there on a Wednesday night after dinner. I walked through the doors and was expecting to see other customers but the lobby was empty.

The papasan greeted me and I think I heard a bell ring to notify the girls. Papasan quoted me 1000 baht for the girls in the fishbowl and 1400 baht for the younger poo-yings outside the fishbowl to the left. There were only about six in the fishbowl and two of the younger gals. I usually don't like to sit down to choose especially if I'm the only customer, plus it feels too much like I have to commit if I take a seat.

I stood for a few minutes checking out what was available inside the fishbowl as the papasan kept on suggesting one of the younger girls. I was really hoping to find one in the fishbowl but nothing remotely caught my eye. The younger gals seemed preoccupied with a cellphone or something. Not a good sign.

Two customers walked in and the papasan went to attend to them. Heard that bell ring again. I decided to bolt and ride across town.

[b]Pandora[/b]

First time to Pandora. Don't remember too much. Walked through the karaoke lounge. Gal was singing to an empty place. Got to the fishbowl area and was quoted 1200 baht as I looked over the fishbowl. I think it was about 9pm, not much of a selection. Place was not very busy and I was starting to think Wednesday night was a bad day of the week to go out fishing.decided not to hang out and left. I may try this place again on a different night and closer to 6pm.

[b]Sayuri[/b]

I took a short ride over to Sayuri. Been here a few times before in the afternoon. Place was busy as usual. Was hoping to spot a gal I had before or one mentioned recently on this thread. About 15 girls in the fishbowl. All looked bored or disinterested. Someone should mention to these girls a simple smile goes a long way in their line of work. Waited a few more minutes as a few more girls returned. Nothing. Lobby was getting way to smoky to hang around.

FYI, in the past, I've paid 1000 baht at Sayuri. I've yet to be quoted verbally here. I just select a number and give 1000 baht at the counter. One time was asked to pay 1300 baht cause the girl had an 'M' on her badge.

In addition to the fishbowl and karaoke lounge, Sayuri also has a Traditional Thai Massage service up the stairs to the right. I went up there by accident my first visit to Sayuri. I remember the lady asking me if I wanted a Thai massage but knew I was there for a soapy and politely pointed me back down the stairs. Has anyone ever tried the services upstairs, possibly before or after a roll in the hay?

[b]Chiang Mai Hill Massage[/b]

I rode back into town all the way to Chiang Mai Hill Hotel. Wasn't sure which direction to go as I entered the parking lot but the parking attendant pointed me to the left towards the back. As I headed that way I saw a "Body Massage" sign near the entrance.

I walked through the empty lobby. You can get a glimpse of the fishbowl through the small glass on the doors as you approach. It was getting late and I wasn't sure what to expect. Walked through the doors. The lobby is dark and small. Fishbowl is small too. A couple of Thai guys hanging out. I think they were all workers.

I was quoted 1200-1500 depending on the girl. About 8 girls in the fishbowl, mosty older. Not a bad thing but none that I wanted to pick that night. I recall reading the girls here are more MILFy. Well, believe it. About three of them were knitting. Beats watching Thai soapTV. I ended up declining, walked out and went home.

[b]Conclusion[/b]

May try these places again on a different night and earlier time. Still need to check out Ping Payom and maybe Nancy's Massage at the President Hotel. Went to Nancy's my first visit to Chiang Mai and naively overpaid 2000 baht for a dead fish.

Although I did not participate this night out, I hope the report helps as far as giving some details and info around Chiang Mai.

I've been watching here in anticipation of my upcoming journey. It's ben very quiet for a couple of weeks, now. Am leaving Cairo on Sunday night and arriving in CM on Monday.

How are things in CM right now? Is anything happening?

Anything?

[QUOTE=Animby]How are things in CM right now? Is anything happening?

Anything?[/QUOTE]Can you be a little more precise?

Anything what?

- shopping? yes people are shopping
- Eating? yes people are eating
- Reading? yes, plenty of things to read
- Fucking? yes, plenty of women to fuck

Is that it? Was that good enough?

[QUOTE=Hot Wax]I've been living in Chiang Mai but rarely do much mongering. Been to Sayuri a few times and have been curious what the other fishbowl massage parlors in town offered. I was hoping to have some fun at Phucome but ended up checking out a few more. Here's a first report.

Thank you for your efforts. As I sit in front of my computer screen in Boston thinking about my upcoming trip, reports like yours give us soon to be visitors a head start. We dont have to waste a lot of time or baht investigating and getting ripped off when we get there. I think most tourist stay on 4-5 days so using time efficiently is important.

Last time I was there I stayed at the Diamond Riverside Hotel. It wasn't bad. I think we were the only farangs staying there. It was good enough for me. There was a massage place there but it was in the building near the main road. If you know the hotel its set in by the river in a compount of three or four old buildings. Going out off the compound on the left was an older dumpier hotel with what appeared to be a massage place. I saw several of the hotel guest going over there. I call on the phone for directions but my thai isnt that good anymore so I never did make to that place. I'm just wondering if any of you living there know about it and have tried it. I'm sure it would not be the highest quality place, but sometimes that's ok if the service is nice.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Can you be a little more precise?

Anything what?

- shopping? yes people are shopping
- Eating? yes people are eating
- Reading? yes, plenty of things to read
- Fucking? yes, plenty of women to fuck

Is that it? Was that good enough?[/QUOTE]Well, thanks, Nic, old man. Glad to hear eating continues. Sadly, I guess sleeping has ended, huh? On the other hand, maybe that's a good thing! Mostly, I was curious about floods, fires and other festivals. But things seem to have cleared up and the rains haven't really started, yet.

Arrived CM three days ago along with an Egyptian bug that had kept me away from any strenuous action. Lovely first meal - a small stone in my food put an end to a molar's health. Good dentist and a crown now chews along.

Found it interesting that in the What's On in Chiang Mai magazine (After Dark supplement) most of the ads are for massages by men for men. One offers "lovely boys" while another offers "handsome, young, muscular men". Gyms, saunas and karoke bars with private rooms and "handsome hosts."

His Club, Free Guy, One-2-Come, House of Male, Coffee Boy are some of the establishments.

Spoke to a local expat last night and he says to be careful since most of the ladies walking around after 10pm are actually lady boys.

I don't remember this from my previous trip. Not of any major interest to me but I'm sure some members of the board will find this info of value.

[QUOTE=Hot Wax]I've been living in Chiang Mai but rarely do much mongering. Been to Sayuri a few times and have been curious what the other fishbowl massage parlors in town offered. I was hoping to have some fun at Phucome but ended up checking out a few more. Here's a first report.
QUOTE]

Yes very helpful. At least I now have some names of places to go to. Im sure I can look up the directions. I'm wondering last time I was in CM was in 1999. I went to a place across from the Suriwongse hotel. I went in there at about 9pm after I lost my family in the Night Bazaar. There was no bath tub or shower in the room. The older massuse sent me down the hallway to a huge shower room where I had no help with the shower. Is this the CM standard? Or, are there some places in CM offering a full body wash in tub or something? Please advise...v

[QUOTE=Vinny_Viagra]At least I now have some names of places to go to....[/QUOTE]A little search would have helped. See below

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=552939&postcount=786[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=555450&postcount=788[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=556996&postcount=792[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=555370&postcount=787[/url]

i have searched a bit but not really found an answer to this question. does anyone know of a good girl-friendly hotel or serviced apartment with reliable high speed internet, and a desk or table in the room to work at? i'd prefer to be near the night bazaar and pay no more than 1500 baht per night (in june, so low season price) but if this is not possible i am open to other recommendations. d2 is definitely out of my price range. i plan to stay for about a week, or longer if i really like chiang mai.

[quote=hippie]good girl-friendly hotel or serviced apartment with reliable high speed internet, and a desk or table in the room to work at? i'd prefer to be near the night bazaar and pay no more than 1500 baht per night [/quote]i am a d2 guy (company pays for it).

your request seems a bit tough. i am not sure 1,500 per night hotels offer free wi-fi and a working desk.

[QUOTE=Vinny_Viagra]Does anyone know it the White Orchid is still in existance. Its near the Diamond Riverside hotel one on the opposite side from the river.[/QUOTE]
Drove up CharoenPraThet Road this evening along the West side of the Ping River. Diamond Riverside Hotel is still there and next to it is a large banner for the PINK Orchid advertising their rooms, restaurant, and I think massage (I was on my motorbike and did not stop to read entire banner).

[QUOTE=Hot Wax]Drove up CharoenPraThet Road this evening along the West side of the Ping River. Diamond Riverside Hotel is still there and next to it is a large banner for the PINK Orchid advertising their rooms, restaurant, and I think massage (I was on my motorbike and did not stop to read entire banner).[/QUOTE]

Thank you for your research. I enjoy very much reading the Chiang Mai thread. Its a city that brings back many good memories for me. BTW if your are into beautiful old buildings, I suggest you go into the Riverside compound and take a look at the old teak structure. It must have been a grand place when it was newer. Its off to the left as you enter the compound. They do some Hill tribe dancing in there which isnt very good but just going into the building was a treat for me and family. Its a pitty the black soot is taking over the place.

Years back I use to stay at guest house a bit further down the road as you go away from the night market. I tried to find it but only found rubble evidence that the place had collapsed. It was so nice there along the river. It was near the French consolate which is also on that same road.

I've been in Chiang Mai for about three weeks now. I haven't made it to the soapies, yet, and may not. I'm told the tourist season was miserable this year and many businesses are suffering. Sad to say, but the bad tourist season has gotten to the girls, too! What's economic bad news for girls is usually great news for guys and this is proving true. There is so much talent around it seems to be going for minimum prices and often just for a good time. I met two at a restaurant at lunchtime. A couple of text messages later (ya just GOTTA get a local mobile) and we decided to go to the zoo together. I'm mid 50s and had a delightful time walking around the zoo with a 30 year old on one side and a 24 year old on the other. The 3 year old spent the night. Think I could have had a threesome but I'm no teenager. One is plenty. Besides, Miss 24 took the next shift! Two nights fully appreciated for the price of three tickets to the zoo, dinner X 2 nights. Maybe 1500 baht. They had scooters so I didn't even have to pay for transport to the zoo or home in the mornings!

Even the legit massage places are slow. I went to one for a non-erotic massage (sore shoulder) and got a lot of inappropriate and thoroughly enjoyable stroking from a 27 year old. Picked her up at close of business, had a beer, went to HER room and spent most of the night. She even had a couple of Chang beers for us to share there. Money was never mentioned. I left a bit, though. If you'd seen where she lived, you would, too.

Met a lovely young lady in a pharmacy. Spoke excellent English and was truly gorgeous. I made a point of needing something else the next night and we talked for a long time. Took her for a nice dinner after the pharm closed and she spent the night in my apartment. Nice touch, she brought a package of condoms from the pharmacy. She and I are on again for tonight. She refused taxi money...

Quite a number of streetwalkers. A fair number of them are ladyboys. I haven't assisted that economy but I did chat with one last night when she stopped me on my way to visit the waitresses. I feigned interest to ask her about prices. She said 1000 short time. I said no: 500 short time, 1000 long time and that I wanted anal. She said okay but 1500 for long time with anal. I stopped bargaining then because it would have been impolite to agree on a price and then not hire her but I'm sure I could have gotten it for 1200 or less.

Soapies have their own charm but, with the four girls I have keeping me busy, don't know if I'll get the chance to try one out. On the other hand, the GFE isn't for everyone. Someone once said you don't pay a hooker to have sex, you pay her to leave afterwards. Lotta truth in that.

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[QUOTE=Animby]I've been in Chiang Mai for about three weeks now. I haven't made it to the soapies, yet, and may not. I'm told the tourist season was miserable this year and many businesses are suffering. Sad to say, but the bad tourist season has gotten to the girls, too! What's economic bad news for girls is usually great news for guys and this is proving true. There is so much talent around it seems to be going for minimum prices and often just for a good time. I met two at a restaurant at lunchtime. A couple of text messages later (ya just GOTTA get a local mobile) and we decided to go to the zoo together. I'm mid 50s and had a delightful time walking around the zoo with a 30 year old on one side and a 24 year old on the other. The 3 year old spent the night. Think I could have had a threesome but I'm no teenager. One is plenty. Besides, Miss 24 took the next shift! Two nights fully appreciated for the price of three tickets to the zoo, dinner X 2 nights. Maybe 1500 baht. They had scooters so I didn't even have to pay for transport to the zoo or home in the mornings!


Even the legit massage places are slow. I went to one for a non-erotic massage (sore shoulder) and got a lot of inappropriate and thoroughly enjoyable stroking from a 27 year old. Picked her up at close of business, had a beer, went to HER room and spent most of the night. She even had a couple of Chang beers for us to share there. Money was never mentioned. I left a bit, though. If you'd seen where she lived, you would, too.

Met a lovely young lady in a pharmacy. Spoke excellent English and was truly gorgeous. I made a point of needing something else the next night and we talked for a long time. Took her for a nice dinner after the pharm closed and she spent the night in my apartment. Nice touch, she brought a package of condoms from the pharmacy. She and I are on again for tonight. She refused taxi money...

Quite a number of streetwalkers. A fair number of them are ladyboys. I haven't assisted that economy but I did chat with one last night when she stopped me on my way to visit the waitresses. I feigned interest to ask her about prices. She said 1000 short time. I said no: 500 short time, 1000 long time and that I wanted anal. She said okay but 1500 for long time with anal. I stopped bargaining then because it would have been impolite to agree on a price and then not hire her but I'm sure I could have gotten it for 1200 or less.

Soapies have their own charm but, with the four girls I have keeping me busy, don't know if I'll get the chance to try one out. On the other hand, the GFE isn't for everyone. Someone once said you don't pay a hooker to have sex, you pay her to leave afterwards. Lotta truth in that.

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Wow that sounds lovely. I will be there in two weeks. I have never tried to pick up anyone as I was always concerned it would prove to be too troublesome later. that was Charlie Sheen who made the quote about paying them to leave afterward.

Where are you staying in CM? any recommendations?

happy trails

I will be in Chiang Mai in about a week, if anyone is interested in meeting up for a beer let me know.

PIT