That's Managua in a Nuttshell
[QUOTE=Floyd Dylan]I was in Managua a month ago, and on the recommendation of postings here, visted several places. Here is what I found:
1) I started at Soy y Luna. This is the supposed massage parlor, located 1 block south of Tica Bus. It was about 10pm on Christmas eve. First, the front door was locked, so they motioned me around to the side. I go in through a kitchen where mom and pop are making food (! ) Weird, I think. There is a small homemade bar with one bored chick sitting at it, a tv on, and that's it. Pop brings me a beer, and I try chatting with the girl, but she is sooo bored. Then pop comes in, sits at the bar, and starts eating his dinner. Then mom comes in and sits on the couch. Not a very sexy environment! They were not welcoming, didn't tell me anything, etc. Then a group of guys shows up and before he lets them in, pop asks me if I'm going to take the girl. Um, no. I leave this strange place.
2) Taxi to Good Times. This is a medium-scale strip club. Meaning, not high-end, not grungy either. It was crowded and fun, nice relaxed atmosphere. Their stripper pole comes down from the second floor, the girls enter like firemen down the pole. They were in the 7-8 range. (But tell me, why do so many Central American chicas look like they're pregnant even when they're not? ! )
Entrance was C30, drink for a girl was C80. One hot girl approached me and we chatted for a while. She quoted C600 for an hour to go to a private room and fuck. That sounded pretty expensive to me, so I said how about half an hour? She wouldn't do it, which I thought was odd. Didn't seem like I was going to get much action there, so I moved on.
3) By this point I'm pretty horny, so fuck it I say, I'll try Diamonds. You guys said it was upscale, but I had no idea. As soon as I walked in, there were hot chicks all over me. Two of them planted me on a banquette and immediately started rubbing themselves all over me while the waiter got me a drink. These girls were hot. Taking my hands and putting them in places where the sun don't shine. It's a strip club with a couple of stages, but I didn't see much of the action since I was off to the side with these two.
Cover charge is $5. Drinks for you are fairly cheap. $3 range. Drinks for girls, however, are $16! I wanted to take these two upstairs and have a three-way, but get this. The guy told me it would be $180 for one hour (including a bottle of wine for the girls). Damn, I could live on a week down here for that kind of money! I tried to talk him down (one girl, etc.) but he said that was the cheapest he could go. Huh. The girls said if I bought them drinks and tipped them, they would do as much as they could on the banquette. Which they did. I fingered them, and one of them was such a good grinder/lap dancer that I came in my pants! (He says sheepishly. It rarely happens, but when the girl is that good, it's hard to avoid! ) Overall this is a nice place, friendly staff, the head people speak English. I'm glad I didn't have my credit card on me, otherwise little head would have gotten me in trouble.
4) At this point I'm still horny since I still haven't actually fucked. So I cab it to The Fenix. This is a slightly dumpy *****house, but all the same I liked it. No cover, drinks for me are C20, drinks for girls C80. There is a big main room with a long bar and couches where you hang out and see who looks good. Most of the chicas were overweight and not that attractive, but then one skinny nice looking one came around, Camila. I paid C200 for 1/2 hour, we go to a slightly skanky room and go to town. She wouldn't do BBBJ, ok. But she was passionate and we had a fun time.
Happy Mongering!
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Floyd Dylan's report summarizes Managua! And "Diamonds" is for International tourists or "business people" maintaining a "standard" for prostitutes. I f*ck the same b*tches for US $7.50.
But again, I'm Meat Loaf and you are who?
Great Report Floyd Dylan.
Managua trip - Friday-Sunday
hey, Ill be in managua from friday till sunday, anyone around there, ill be playing at club moods, drinks on me!!! leave pm
Top 5 Monger Locations in Managua
meat loaf delivers yet another shocker concerning nicaragua. in this volume, the self-appointed don of the streets, universally recognized capo breaks bread with [b]international sex guide.[/b]
1. venus. directions: polanco, media cuadra a lago. exremely classy ambiance. in fact, they remodeled the place with 6 meses. why, they never have any customers? 10 non-money making strippers lounge around. always empty. bring your own cds. you might get shot or stabbed when entering or leaving the club, but that's the price for this location. sexy girls. us $50 for the wet stuff.
2. vale todo. directions: monsenor lezcano. same as above, but us $100.
3. diamonds. directions: in front of metrocentro mall. bring your wallet. us $150 for the pink triangle. tourists or people who want seclusion visit this lugar (place.) obviously, they price 99% of the population from participating. nothing more needs to be said exvept i f*ck these girls for us $7.50 and after three payments, i start getting paid from them. 'o yes i do! when you deliver orgasms like the usps (rain, snow, sleet, or ice,) you're job is done! if you don't have meat loaf, rent one. fantastic plastic can substitute, or you better call tyrone. she probably has his number on speed dial. excellent location.
4. good times. directions: vecino del salvadoreno #2. excellent management! i'm extremely impressed with what has developed here within two years. very impressed. great ambiance, good variety of music, jovial crowd and employees, and respect. comida nica vale c$50. cerveza bien fria vale c$25. air conditioning. 24 hours. rooms with mirrors and air conditioning. hooker-access vale c$500, media hora. lounge chairs, sofas, tables, and chairs, extended bar, una terraza (patio,) carpeted stage, vip area vale us $200. yes, us $200. it's worth it! if you don't want to purhcase vip, don't. almost 100% of the girls are skinny: the us-white model type. they're latina, but with skinny asses. the word is slender! i'd f*ck them and you would too. correction: i do f*ck and you read about it. worse yet, choke your chicken after reading meat loaf posts. get off the couch, executive desk, or palm pilor, and visit for yourself. almost always crowded, 24 hours per day. strippers dance 24 hours per day.
*i recognize good times as a "top-flight" location strictly based upon management. this is not my atmosphere, but when i visit, it's a great experience.*
5. casa grande. directions: barrio campo bruce, rotonda cristo rey (aka fenix / cristo rey hotel,) 3 cuadras abajo, turn right and travel 5 blocks a lago, around there somewhere. (these are directions / addresses in nicaragua.) for taxi drivers that take foreigners they are given a c$100 propina. big money para nada. so they are obviously taki extranjeros, but i'm local so i roll pinche. always empty with zero customers and five hookers.
* come visit the "heart of central america" and experience for yourself, the "top 5 mongering managua locations." who knows, you just might get some a*s. then again, we're discussing you and we both know that actually getting a*s is your fantasy 'cause your reality is 100% manual..catch a flight, get laid!*
Excellent Report DrDewman
[QUOTE=DrDewman]Just wanted to add my 2 cents on Good Time, they do actually run 24 hours a day now. In the past I have gone during the day and they have have to wake the girls up and I never saw one dance during the day.
Things have changed for the better there and up until this trip I have never been charged an admission price. I guess they figures they would get me inside. I only pay the C500 for a girl there and they really have some great talent these days.
Meat Loaf I know you know our mutual friend is working there now, Massiel and she was the star of the night last week. Of course she was showing me her carpet burns the next night in the room from sliding across the stage. That little one can work a crowd, and what a body.
I will post a few pictures on the next post, tomorrow and I have never had a stripper pass out with me before but one did. She had been drinking pretty heavy with some locals at the table next to us and then by the time she danced and we went to the room she was gone. No I did not ask for a refund I tried waking her up several times took some great shots of her and then got dressed and left the room. I never did see her come back out and I don't remember her name either.
That is quite a shock to walk into a stip joint in a foreing country no less and have someone holler your name out. I think Massiel was just as shocked to see me there as I was shocked to see her.[/QUOTE]
This is reason [B]DrDewman[/B] is in the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
Yeah, she did the same name shouting of me too. Repeatedly for the entire afternoon. Sure it adds to my popularity among the guys, but everyone already knows "I'm paid in full!" I wish she would shut the f*ck up!
Your girl, 19 year old, is just a few months away from making pornos. You should film her first movie.
Great body? I don't like the skinny-type, but she has some fat-ass p*ssy lips. She showed me one day.
Good Times does charge, and has for about 1-year, an entrance fee of C$100 during prime-time.
Sorry about not mongering with you: I'm tired of this bullsh*t.
You do know that most of these girls don't get that many p*ssy sales. Nica Guys don't have any money so all they can do is look, and travel from brothel to brothel looking. The strippers make more drinking than f*cking at all of the Top 5 Mongering Managua locations.
