Barranquilla Reports

About "putas".

Two years ago I went to Barranquilla. I saw beautigul girls and sex with them was very interesting. Many girls put my head between their legs and they enjoyed. I could kiss every girl on their mouth and I took many pics with uncovered face. It was a Earthly Paradise. Today I stay at Valledupar, I'm seeing many wonderful girls, better than in Barranquilla but sex here is very poor.

Incredibly even if you give them double quantity of pesos they don't allow kissing, pics, etc, etc. And they are ashamed if you look at their body. Yesterday a wornderful girl with a breathtaking body told me to switch off the light. Sex was mechanical.

Is it possible that even if the Valledupar is very close to Barranquilla, there is so much difference about sex?

I know Colombia has many different cultures but what I saw in Barranquilla and Valledupar is incredible.

Tomorrow I will reach Medellin, I hope this beautiful town is hot like Barranquilla but not in its climate. . .

Try Apartamentos Alvaro Jesus.

[url]http://www.apartamentos-alvarojesus.com[/url]

However be aware that the apartments are not as nice as the fotos on the web indicate. I attach some fotos of a one bedroom apartment. Price about 120 000 COP per day.

[QUOTE=Oldqdog; 1127061]I am planning to be in Barranquilla during the months or April and May. 2011. I am looking for an apartment, preferably in a building. I only need a studio or one bedroom. I would very much appreciate any leads than some has to offer.

Thanks.

Oldqdog.

Ps. By the way Tall Man. I have found Baq women to be liberated in loving and taking care of a man. They seem to be bred to be carinosas and giving. From my experience, there is an innocence about them. I do not mean naive or without the edge some gringos talk about, It is that they are less jaded by extranjeros. They are independent. Many of them have to be. They say their men are dogs and can not be trusted to take care of them and the babies they make. Perhaps it is this independence and self reliance that makes gringos crazy. From my experience they have learned to use their bodies to get what they want or need. They are basic. They can be raw and very physical. Like they need it. They do not mind macho men, in fact they like a man who is the man of the house. Yes, some play games and will only take your dinner money, however many want family, are hard working and giving.

I love them and hope to be with one for the rest of my days. [/QUOTE]

****? we do no work with **** models. and we never will.

[quote=member #2492;998740]you should not advertize **** girls.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Dapanz 1; 1107661]Tall Man,

I realize this is a generalization but, I have heard and personally experienced the ladies of Barranquilleras. They have a reputation (all Costenas) for being players and jugadores. The Costenas tend to prefer the Colombianos. The ladies from the interior, Bogota, Medellin, Bucaramanga etc. Prefer North Americans. I have found this to be true. Yes, BAQ has tons of beautiful women but I really am not sure about wife material. I think that if you want a foreign wife, you need to live in her country. Forget about the LTR stuff. This is just one jaded persons view of the ladies from BAQ. However, in my travels, my opinion is shared by many men who have tried La Costenas. But, as always YMMV.

Dapanz1[/QUOTE]So fast forward to now. 6 months later, me? Well during this 6 months I have visited Medellin for 2 weeks and twice again to Bogota. Also had my Colombian GF from Bogota visit me here in the States for 2 weeks, she left last week back to Bogota and the BF / GF has officially ended.

So I am up to considering a visit to BAQ next month. Any body out there that has some recent experience with LTR of a Colombian from BAQ? Speciffically any "wifey material"? Or should I stick to MDE as I had good experiences there on my last visit, just nothing clicked.

The Tall Man

[blue][deleted by admin][/blue] with those prices and those fake pics.

guys be aware, as we all know, all mde escort services send other chics if the one is not available, in fact, they never are, i know colombian business. they think the business transaction / deal is done on the call. they are big fuckin scams! last time i did it the chick was not the girl in the pic, of course, and she was wearing a (get this) girdil. that tight elastic thing to pull in your gut! i sent her back with nada! you should too. you will never get this and, shit for this price go to fase dos for cemica antes and pay less.

you want high price girls only 3 ways. 1 fase dos. 2 med mansion. 3 from a friend, it will cost max 150, 000. which is way too much.

[blue][deleted by admin][/blue] should be banned.

only good energy.

[quote=paisapimp; 1153362]****? we do no work with **** models. and we never will.

[url]www.colombiascortvip.com[/url][/quote][b][u]editor's note[/u]:[/b] [blue]this report was edited in accordance with the forum's zero tolerance policy regarding reports containing any [u]personal attacks or derogatory comments[/u] directed towards another forum member or the forum membership in general.[/blue]

Ave Maria Pues, Parcero, indeed!

Only thing I'd add is that Mansion Rosa in Cali is a great high end place, stunning girls there, Loutron falls under that heading as well. I'd take either one over Fase Dos in an instant.

[quote=xion149; 989661]it's been awhile since i've contributed, so i figured i'd fill in what appears to be, just a general lack of information about this place, and the carnaval experience in general. i was in barranquilla from feb 13. 17 and below are a few important items i made note of:

transportation: well flying into baq is fuck-all expensive during carnaval, so that wasn't an option. i took spirit to cartagena for $490 (this was the price about 45 days in advance) if you book late, the price can rise as high as $1000 so take that into account when making your reservation. after spending a few days in ctg i arranged transportation to baq with the mar sol bus company:

[url]http://www.transportesmarsolsa.com[/url]

/land 656-4192 / cell 300-805-6659. they did have someone who spoke broken english (at the baq number anyway) so it was fairly easy to book. you give them the name of your hotel and time you want to leave. they'll give you a one-hour window during which you have to stand outside your hotel. don't fuck around with this! the driver goes very fast, if you aren't at the curb waiting, he might just blow right by you! the bus will make a few stops picking people up around cartagena (not too many, it only fits like 8 people) then the ride to baq after that is about 90 minutes. be prepared for the army to stop the bus and pat you down. nothing to worry about they are there for everyone's safety. you might want to leave the drugs at home tho. cost for the trip is 20k one-way. when it arrives in baq, the bus enters in the north of the city and travels south via a main avenue (cra 46) at this point i just hopped off then took a cab to my hotel (5k) a word about cabs in the city: i think taxistas in colombia generally do a very good job, and friendly too. however in baq, i found them to be both ill-tempered and ignorant of how to navigate their own city. i advise you to always carry complete directions, and maybe even take a look at google maps so you know where the hell you are, because they don't. on traffic: as carnaval festivities for the day are winding down (around 4-6pm) traffic is murderously slow. know your surroundings, because in many situations walking may be preferable. on the trip back to cartagena: do call mar sol and arrange your return trip to the ctg airport well in advance! do not trust the hotel to do this for you. i got screwed and ended up having to pay their private driver 170k. so do not have the hotel arrange your travel under any circumstances, you will be screwed. something that might seem obvious to everyone else, but not me: you can't just grab any old taxi off the street to take you from baq to ctg. they need some sort of papers to get by the military checkpoints. so don't just expect to flag down an intra-city taxi from the corner.

hotel: making a hotel reservation for carnaval can be somewhat daunting. do not bother with any hotel booked through expedia, orbitz, or any internet site. you'll pay something like a 300% premium. if you don't speak spanish, find someone who does, and then look in paginas amarillas for one of hundreds of hotels. i discovered this too late, having already paid a huge premium to reserve at hotel majestic.

[url]http://www.hotelmajesticcolombia.com[/url]

(around $150us / night) i picked this place for three reasons: one, they respond to email. if you use babelfish and basic words, you can complete the reservation process without ever needing to speak your broken spanish to anyone. two, they have a decent, and clean pool area (in the 100 degree heat of baq, this is a game-changer!) three, despite the fact it is not very majestic (3 stars at best) this hotel is centrally located to carnaval events and the hoe club (lusitanias).

location: i spent most of my time in prado and alto prado because honestly baq is a nasty looking city, and there really is no reason to see the rest of it."oh but i want to mix with the real locals in the south blah blah blah" fuck that. prado is plenty local enough. i saw human [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113][CodeWord113][/url] on the ground more than once, and this is supposed to be the nice part of town. so fuck the south. anyway, i digress. check out the map. pretty much everything you'll want to see is in this area. the carnval parade route is down calle 40, also called via cuarenta, note it on the map. from hotel majestic proceed eastward on cr 54 until you see a huge overpass. turn left along the overpass, and you will see a bunch of carnaval shit, this marks the end of the parade route. this area is sparsely populated, and a good place to setup if you want to take unobstructed photos. as you proceed northward up via 40, it gets more and more crowded. about a half a mile north of the exit, you'll begin to see the "parcos" which are umbrella-shaded sitting areas. i came across several reports of people on the internet selling tickets to these areas for upwards of 150k- don't do that. the best way is just just walk up and look all tired like you want to sit down. someone will offer you a chair for like. 5k. that's $2. 50 vs $75! so don't fall for the trap and buy that shit on the internet. the one thing you might want to buy tickets for (

[url]http://www.tuboleto.com[/url]

) are some of the music events, which looked pretty crowded and had major acts like don omar and shit.

girls: the pro scene in baq is just fucking awful. due to the fact its the only venue open during carnaval, the crazy bitches in lusitanias were trying to charge in the neighborhood of 250k. i avoided the murillo bars as there are reports many have closed. i did find one daytime location not previously advertised, but had just closed when i arrived: abril spa calle 42 no 44. 47 9. 00am – 9:30pm 3419362 50k half hour. reports that the local paper is full of daytime casa action are exaggerated, el heraldo was delivered to my hotel room everyday and i saw not shit in the classificados. now, where baq does shine is non-pros, here's how to find them. first there's all those marriage agencies, loveme. com etc, those have a good amount of chicks. then there is facebook. baq is home to several universities. plug those university names into facebook search and find hundreds of college chicks. then there is a site called adoos. com. i mention this site because it a) has tons of fine as non-pros from baq and b) it tells you which ones speak english! and you can search on that parameter. very cool. so in short, if you come to baq for the pros, you will fucking fail. so look up some non-pros, they love to show you around the city / carnaval.

the heat, oh god the heat: the heat in baq is unreal, like a punishment from god. dress accordingly, for triple-digit temps. get a hotel with a pool and stay hydrated. even at night its like 90 degrees. no fucking joke here, you will pass the fuck out. the only place i could compare it to is asuncion, paraguay. except asuncion is much cleaner, this city is really filthy.

i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please.

[url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]click here[/url]

for more information. well done, the bottom line here is that it's a big-for-nothing city with shitty beaches, nothing to look at, bad pro scene and what could only be described as a vastly overrated, family-oriented scene for carnaval!

everything is overpriced during that time, even to locals. you can imagine how foreigners make out. the parade is fucking terrible, really to compare this shindig with the carnava in, say, rio, is an atrocity. the only that could compare is the pick pockets, who i noticed were pretty well organized and swift here. if you're drunk and wandering around, they will get you for sure, so kudos to them.

i want to some private resort thing some friends hooked up there, some ex pats from santa marta. that was halfway decent but far from everything and nothing to write home about, very average.

the pro scene i did not find nearly as expensive as you did, there was lots of action for 50k to 100k cop. there were some hot younger ones but they were all deer-in-headlights, if you feel like halfway [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125][CodeWord125][/url] some bored girl with all the service covered, have at it. i went with one girl who was decent but a bit withdrawn, she was a legit part timer with an amazing natural rack but a skinny ass.

the best sexual experience i had in my four days there was with a regular girl i met outside that big ass strip of night clubs there. she was sopping wet, we fucked a couple times, got faded and generally had a good time. kept in touch for a while but i never went back to see her, she got married now. my buddy had a similar experience, he only smashed once but this girl stalked (light heartedly) over the internet for some time. she was also pretty cute. there are a lot of beautiful girls there, i think the locals are hotter than santa marta and even ctg (where the beautiful ones are often paisas, calenas, etc).

on the whole, i would skip the city, ctg and smr are worth a look though.

[QUOTE=Xion149; 989661]. the bottom line here is that it's a big-for-nothing city with shitty beaches, nothing to look at, bad pro scene and what could only be described as a vastly overrated, family-oriented scene for carnaval .[/QUOTE]Tell ya what, though I do dig the costenas, I'm not a fan of the city either.

I remember spending time in Barranquilla with a (now ex) novia, and left for Medellin after about a week, kissing the ground when I got there.

Wholeheartedly agree with Ricker and WiltTheStilt. Barranquilla is one city anyone can do without.

Lots of nice pussy from there, but mostly it all comes together and it's up for business in Cartagena (LDV first and foremost).

Funnily enough, they have also formed cartel in LDV, as they all seem to have agreed not to give it up for under a certain price.

We might call it the Barranquilla Pussy Cartel.

Nice pussy tho.

Bless

Hi all! I have just stumbled upon your site and feel compelled to contribute. A little about me: US NAVY world traveler. Currently stationed in Iraq so no new reports till I go to Ukraine in September.

I will be diving deep into the spank bank to recover this so pardon my lack of details.

Circa September 2009. Back in my NAVY days we were down in Panama (one of my favorite places in the world) and I fell in love with the Colombian girls. I don't speak any Spanish and they don't speak any English. However, our bodies seem to find a way to communicate. Their curves are to die for, far better than any Thai or Phillipino girl.

When my ship pulled out I promised myself I would go to Colombia and I decided last minute to go for my birthday. 24 Feb. I found out it was Carnival and booked roundtrip tix from LAX for $500 to Barranquilla.

Upon arrival to BAQ, I asked the cab driver to take me to meet some ladies. It was early afternoon and all of the strip clubs were closed. This cab driver refused to give up though. We went to club after club and he found me one that had a bartender and magically 2 gorgeous girls showed up. I would say around 19 or 18 each. Perfect bodies and complexion. Barranquilla was a gold mine.

We negotiated, which is pretty bad for me since I don't speak ANY Spanish. Eventually we agreed on $40 for some full service. She took me back into a room. Clean enough to F* (K in but I wouldn't eat off the floor. She pulled her top off and exposed a perfect set of C cups. I stared at her in amazement, flabbergasted by the fact this girl so attractive and for such a great price. Nowhere else in the world can you get such quality.

She sat on the bed naked and released my belt. I was a bit shy and since it was mid day, I just arrived from a 14 hour flight and was severely hungover. But she took the reigns and pulled out my snake. Devouring it, she gave me the best BBBJ a 19 year old is capable of. After a while she capped the mushroom and layed down. I entered her ever so slowly and began to thrust missionary. She looked at me in the eye the entire time. We would lock lips for some DFK and she wrapped her legs tight around me. Whispering whatever it was in Spanish into my ear. I remember her jet black hair on those white sheets.

[QUOTE=Robreefer;1188881]Upon arrival to BAQ, I asked the cab driver to take me to meet some ladies. It was early afternoon and all of the strip clubs were closed. This cab driver refused to give up though. We went to club after club and he found me one that had a bartender and magically 2 gorgeous girls showed up. I would say around 19 or 18 each. Perfect bodies and complexion. Barranquilla was a gold mine.[/QUOTE]You are a funny guy shipmate. There were 2 girls in 1 club and you say the city was a gold mine. LOL.

I stumbled on this site while looking for some baq forums. A buddy of mine Rory is hosting a free tour in October worth a look. He's doing the tour for free because it's his first tour. Google Rorys Latin tours for more info. Like I said it's free call him his number is on the website. He's a Navy vet and a good guy to talk too.

So I booked a trip to Barranquilla to meet a girl I met online. I need to find some entertainment in case she is lame or I get bored. I've seen old reviews on Lusitanias. Is that place still available or should I look elsewhere? I hope someone that has been lately can point me in the right direction.

I'm going to BQA for the first time an would like advise on casas in that city. Or what bars are frequented by working or non working girls looking for fun with an aging.

Gringo? Any current information is appreciated. Thanks

[QUOTE=WhiteLight; 1255528]I'm going to BQA for the first time an would like advise on casas in that city. Or what bars are frequented by working or non working girls looking for fun with an aging.

Gringo? Any current information is appreciated. Thanks[/QUOTE]Go to Barranquilla list. There is a Google map. Barranquilla airport code is BAQ.