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[QUOTE=Juve Thebest]Please give me an indication where it is.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Juve,

Unfor and for obvious reasons - no one will give info here. Don't blame them. I was wondering how we could PM some of the guys here for some more detailed info though? Can anyone help?

[QUOTE=Juve Thebest]Please give me an indication where it is.

Thanks[/QUOTE]


Sure Juve!

Go to the roundabout tal-Gas, move upwards till the top, keep going, then second turning on the left (with Down Town Bar) drive downwards and keep going till the very end of the street, and you will find a green gate. There you will find anything suitable for your choice, indoors and outdoors, natural and artificial!

Wagner is silent for some months – but nonetheless active preparing for a comparative report.

Inspired by Jeremy Clarkson and his sporting entourage of top sports cars like Ferrari, Porsche and Aston Martin, Wagner decides to start a new initiative. Who knows… maybe BBC may consider starting a brand new series about man’s ultimate sport.

But what marques? Wagner is confused – shall he approach the single establishment, multiple brand review approach? Shall he approach the different marques sequentially? With what budget? Going for the single establishment is clearly not on the cards… the girls are in these desolate islands for such a short time that a review lives longer than the time these cherubs learn the basic features of Maltese.

He decides to approach the longer standing marques – who’s better than Lara, Claudia and Josette? Renown for their unmistakeable features, Wagner’s review is a sure bet to keep this forum alive (or back to life as some may put it).

He starts with Lara… a call on her mobile, a negotiation for a room in a guest house and Lara presents herself with all her aura, engaging in some discussion about her experiences in the Big Apple, London and all the “Romantic Places “ (apologies dear James, I stole this from your “The World is Not Enough”). It’s not long before she engages in her traditional abyssal throating that keeps on for an eternity. Wagner is in seventh heaven: Lara’s lips are blazing and her tongue is passionately profound. She invites Wagner for a doggy style shag… her ass is firm but not athletic and takes Wagner only a few seconds until he erupts into his second upsurge for the session, almost falling senseless on his knees.

A week’s recovery and Wagner is back on the hunt, calling Claudia for his intentional review. Claudia is sporty, athletic and refined with a firm front and behind. A shower in her flat and off to the track where Claudia, (presenting herself in a very sexy outfit that makes her fellow national Schiffer jealous) is demonstrating her lingual aptitudes around Wagner Jr. Her gentle tonguing soon becomes rhythmical, in tune with a gentle “Va Pensiero”… and where did his pensiero go? She IS persistent and does not waste one drop of Wagner’s eruption… first or second or third or… well by that time Wagner is almost comatose and Claudia is short of calling 112. Wagner crawls out of Claudia’s and barely makes it to his car!!!

Two week’s recovery and Wagner is resolute on completing his review. An odd short message and call, a drive through the islands’ chaotic, bumpy, potholed, police dormitory, warden infested, parkless, maze riddled roads, stopping just a few yards from the appointed trail’s track. He meets a surprising Josette – well stacked up and abundantly presented, in black silk underwear. She has a lustful look in her eyes that is enough for Wagner to sense juices rushing down his balls and making Jr. behave like a man. Josette’s lips are sizzling and tight, with a tongue that is uniquely apt in making any stubborn Stromboli come to life. It’s a tsunami for the first time and Josette is wondering what would her calorie intake of the day be if she played a repeat. Without hesitation and barely any time for recovery, Jr is back in a warm and wet environment – and definitely not complaining until every microliter of erecting juices has been withdrawn by the apt seraph. Wagner is knocked out… and with a smile ripping through his face from ear to ear, he almost slips two floors of stairs before facing the roads again.

Three weeks lapse and Wagner is still confused about who merits the “Ride of the Year” award. Is his confusion an evidence of his inability of thinking with his mind – but just being able to think with his balls?

Va pensiero... sull'ali dorate.
Va', ti posa sui clivi, sui coll,....

Well done wagner good report:)
Xarabank don't know about you hehe (that should be a nice programme)

keep it up
erotsex

Dear Erotsex and Fellow Patriot

Although I endeavour to write reports of an acceptable standard, I wonder how much my oral skills can compare with fellow patriots who voice opinions, albeit vociferously as we Maltese are reputed for.

I find myself rather uncomfortable to exploit such skills and am sure that ladies whom I indulge in "reviewing" tend to agree that my other hidden oral skills may well suffice to make them cry, climax, swear or moan.

This said, I still think Xarabank is good entertainment for ladies who have time to spare - but no "avid linguists" to afford.

In all earnest

Wagner

[QUOTE=Erotsex]Well done wagner good report:)
Xarabank don't know about you hehe (that should be a nice programme)

keep it up
erotsex[/QUOTE]

Have to say the situation is interesting:

I only have seen the SWs so I can't comment on any goings on at clubs, bars, flats or homes. These places seem to be where the best action is.

So the main drag is the same as has been for many moons -Gzira.

You're almost surely going to find something available 24/7.

The quality varies. I've seen everything from honest-to-goodness who in their right mind would have anything to do with her (even for free, whilst drunk) to the occaisional stunner!

There are those who just hang around and others who walk around.
But in my experience its all about the money. Service is rushed and effort is minimal, at best. At worst they'll do their best to rip you off, in every sense.

Having said that, there are two in Marsa (Black door near BOV branch and car showroom) who look promising. One is young thin dark brown hair, the other dyed blonde, and a bit chunky. Any experiences?

Sorry I can't give a report about anyone in particular-yet.

Good luck

Hi to all,

Re your inquiry about the Marsa girls. I have visited the thin black haired girl. She gives BBJ with CIM for lm 5 which is quite worth it.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Wagner and Hunter for their reports. Keep it up guys.

Thanks for the info on the Marsa girl.

Recently, I had an encournter with a 25 year old, in a flat, opp the old stadium.

OK in looks, not unfriendly but quite mechanical CBJ for 5.

Hi guys, back to make a report about last week.

Marsa:

Black door near car showroom:
1 skinny brunette, bbbj and cim, well worth it, though bit rushed
3 blondes, that normally stay late till around 11pm. 1 a granny, 1 skinny and not worth it, but the other, quite voluptuous in in 30s is quite a good shag, though not CIM.

Near BOV and tel box:
two short haired chicks, 1 30s and quite a good shag, does BBBJ, and the other quite plumb and no nothing about her. Then there is another, I think 40s, with quite a particular walk, which allows everything for a fiver.

Near immigrants 'school' place:
not many to shout about. However, there was one girl one night, 30s, but did not allow BBBJ and did not try her.

Albertown near Millenia:
the same old TVs and girls, which are not worth looks, let alone your money. However, on a couple of occassions, I did see an old face, not that she is old (she is only in her late 20s), but she used to work very late in Floriana Phoenicia area. She is tall, skinny and a cute face. She is a very good shag and provides quite a decent service with BBBJ.

Albertown near Cold Stores:
completely deserted.

Gzira:

Testaferrata:
Same old girls you all know about. Mostly rushed service and more of a rip-off than decent fun we all yearn for.

Opel area:
The best shags of Gzira seem to be found here. There were two girls, one 20s and the other plumpish and late 30s, around here on Wed and Thurs that offerred BBBJ and a very good shag for a fiver.

'Brothel' house, red door and Stadium street:

The girls at the 'brothel' house (from Testaferrata to Stadium str) seems to host good girls - however, do not know whether they allow BBBJ and indeed good because I haven't tried them. The same goes to the blonde, 30s, at the 'red' door, and the one on Stadium street, that works just opposite the bus stop. Though I heard that she is good and seems to have quite a good clientele. I notice on one time, though, a tall girl with pig tainled curly hair, now is quite skinny but used to be quite plump around three years ago, which all should be on the look out, because she promises a lot but ends up quite a rip-off. Well, if any of you are dumb enough to go for bareback, this girl does everything for your money.

Well that's about it for the street scene on this 'dry' island. The scene is truly drying up my friends. Old timers know we used to have quite a scene, and not only in Marsa and Gzira, but also in places such as Cospicua, Marsa near Turkish cemetery, Qormi and Floriana. All these latter places are now defunct.

Cheers for now fellow mongers.

Jack

Hi,

First of all compliments on your report, good job mate,

Re the blonde girl at the red door, she does not allow bbj for a fiver, she will do it for a tenner, in stadium street ther is also a door with black granite, the lady there also does bbj with cim for lm 5.

Any 'Wives' around anywhere?

Thanks for the great reports

Hi guys,

Its been alont time, too long infact (nearly 4 years! ). I'm on my way back to your beautiful country on the 23rd of April and I'm stopping for 6 weeks! So could someone please pm me and give me the low-down on some good places to hang out when I'm bored; )

All the best. Fred.

I am in the Hilton Portomaso for a couple of weeks - any action within walking distance? Please help.

Thanks

Hi to all.

I'm new here and I would like to get a contact.

Please PM me.

Thanks

Try looking on the Times Classifieds.

[QUOTE=Dream Box]Hi to all.

I'm new here and I would like to get a contact.

Please PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]