Amsterdam the Great, the good and the downright awful
Hi All,
Just got back from the Netherlands. They say America is the land of the free, but try smoking a joint anywhere in the U.S. and see if you don't end up in jail. Amsterdam is the ultimate free city of the Western World. While I was there, I decided to check out some different places. I'll start with the downright awful.
I went to Asmara in the northwest end of the city. Price is 100 euro for massage, oral and sex. The day I went, there were four girls on duty. The first one came in and shook my hand. I've felt smoother sand paper. I ended up choosing Marta, a cute Turkish girl who speaks very little English. Well, she started off with a half assed massage and when I tried to touch her, she kept moving. So, I turned over and then she said no and pointed to the clock. The damned hour passed. So basically, I was looking at 100 euro for a half-assed massage. When I spoke to the guy, he didn't seem to care. Bunch of dicks at that place.
The good.
Not sure of the name of the area of the red light district, but when you walk in the entrance from Damrak and turn right, you head down to the old church and hang another right. Just past the Sexyland shop, there's a right and then an enclosed area with about five to seven windows. I chose the first one on the left, she was a cute blonde from Bulgaria. For 50 euros I got 15 minutes and she was very nice and helped coax the man downstairs along. You see, the man in charge sometimes doesn't like pressure. Afterward, she allowed me to hang out for 15 minutes to chat and have a cigarette. Very nice girl. Looks were about 8./attitude was 9/service was 9.
The Great
While researching places in the Netherlands, I came across a swingers club called The Showboat. It's not actually in Amsterdam, it is in Zaandijk which is about 30 minutes outside of Amsterdam by train and foot. You take the train heading for Alkmaar and get off at Zaandijk which is about the fourth or fifth stop for the train. Go down the stairs and turn left to exit the station. Don't go right because you'll end up in the town core A walk through a nice residential neighbourhood brings you to the Showboat. You can't miss it because it is an actual boat. I got there at about 7:45 p.m. because I wasn't sure how much time I'd actually need if I got lost walking. I didn't want to walk in at 8 p.m. so I hung around outside a bit and went in at 8:30 p.m. At the door, single men have to pay 40 euros while single women and couples are free. First timers have to pay 10 euros as well for a membership card, that's a one-time fee. You also have a 15-euro bar bill. I suggest using it up because if you have one drink and thing you can get away with it, it will one of the most expensive drinks you'll have. The doorman then gives you the tour of the facilities and goes through the rules.
I went on the third Friday of the month which is gangbang night. at about 9:30 p.m I went downstairs and got out of my clothes and into my boxers. I went into the gangbang room. Soon, an older blonde and a younger brunette came in, got undressed and laid down on the big bed. The blonde was probably in her 40s while the brunette was in her 30s and had huge manmade tits. I slipped off my boxers and got between them. A double BJ was followed by the brunette doing CG while I fingered the blonde. The big event was done on their tongues. I put back on my boxers and went to the bar to recover. Little later, I went back down and the brunette and blonde each had dicks in them and in their mouths while giving HJs to two guys each. I looked over and saw another younger blonde This one called me over, spread her legs and I performed DATY which was very responsive. She then gave me a BBBJ before I took her from behind. I then finished in her mouth. Next trip upstairs and I saw they had a buffet. Now, this was a full dinner. They had eight or nine hot dishes, salads, cold meats and dessert. That was a bonus. With my strength up, I went back downstairs and sat on one of the couches watching the action when a red head and her husband came and sat next to me. She reached into my boxers and started giving me a HJ while the husband was sucking her tits. She suggested we go to one of the private rooms. I asked the husband if it was OK and he said yes. So we spent about an hour with oral and sex. At one point the husband sat down, his wife got on top of him and then she motioned for me to do anal That was an extremely hot time. After a short rest, the wife started to give me a BBBJ until I came in her mouth. They then asked me to come home with them. What a place.
All in all, I spent about 5 hours there. In that time, four women and then an invite to the house. For 65 euro, I got five drinks, food and sex with four women. You can't get a better deal anywhere else.
Siri's Massages--Bas en Lommer
Based on a visit in 2006, I can highly recommend Siri's massages in Bas en Lommer. Although full sex is not available here, despite what it says on another site, Siri's is a treat for full body-to-body massage with a fairly attractive older Thai woman who knows what she's doing. For 55 Euros, you get a thorough going over and lots of teasing, until the final explosion. Definitely a worthwhile experience.
