General Reports

Motorbike taxis drivers are use to customers grabbing the handles in the back. But as noted locals just seem to sit and being relax. I've driven for over 10 years now here in Pattaya started with a small Honda Click at times packing 3 small kids on the bike around. I've also packed friends large and small.

If you are on a motorbike even going a short distant with 3, there is not much choice but grab on to the bars in the back but the normal position is to put your hands on the shoulder of the passenger in front. As a driver on these small bikes the worse thing a passenger can do is grab hard and tense to the bars. When this is done every little movement you make is felt by the driver and it throws the entire bike off and if the driver doesn't know what they are doing it can be dangerous. If one can try to sit, relax and use your inner thighs.

One of the first times I hopped on a motorcycle taxi the driver and another taxi driver standing next to us literally placed my hands on the driver's waist. Not a wrap around hug. Just placed my hands on each side of his waist at the belt level, then they both gave me a quick thumbs up for doing it right. Been doing it that way ever since, rarely grab the seat handles.

It isn't a firm grab, just convenient to place your hands there for the sake of balance (yours) and not to influence the movement of the bike, which as has been mentioned can happen if you are gripping the seat handles. And you can always increase the grip on the driver's waist if conditions call for it, like a lot of weaving around stopped traffic.

[QUOTE=MichaelSamuel;1941525]Hahaha, I nominate that for funniest comment of the year. That's too good. Thanks for the advice. That is what I had been doing. Glad to know I was on the right track.[/QUOTE]Haha, yes, I agree.

I use the same approach for either total of 2 or 3 on the moto, and with a Corona in my hand, at 645 am while leaving Insomnia ( appropriately named, in my case).

But, this is also a business opportunity.

There are elephant parks, tiger parks, snake parks etc. But, no water buffalo parks. As yet.

I think it's a great business idea to build one between BKK and Patts and advertise it as a way to learn to ride the motos.

You teach farangs how. By first showing them how to ride the water buffaloes. Then, right in the same park, you could have the moto rides in long bends and quick S curves for the farangs to learn how to ride the motos.

When you leave the park (alive that is; and before child bearing age), you get a Farang rider permit card (signed by The Wolve ) with your pic on it ( for display back home ) and you are then ready to ride the traffic ( or the water buffaloes, as the case may be) in Thailand.

In the LT however, I am waiting for Elon Musk and Tesla to launch the much anticipated autonomous driving motorcycles in BKK and Patts. 😜

[QUOTE=Haven123;1941621]Haha, yes, I agree.

I use the same approach for either total of 2 or 3 on the moto, and with a Corona in my hand, at 645 am while leaving Insomnia ( appropriately named, in my case).

But, this is also a business opportunity.

There are elephant parks, tiger parks, snake parks etc. But, no water buffalo parks. As yet.

I think it's a great business idea to build one between BKK and Patts and advertise it as a way to learn to ride the motos.

You teach farangs how. By first showing them how to ride the water buffaloes. Then, right in the same park, you could have the moto rides in long bends and quick S curves for the farangs to learn how to ride the motos.

When you leave the park (alive that is; and before child bearing age), you get a Farang rider permit card (signed by The Wolve ) with your pic on it ( for display back home ) and you are then ready to ride the traffic ( or the water buffaloes, as the case may be) in Thailand.

In the LT however, I am waiting for Elon Musk and Tesla to launch the much anticipated autonomous driving motorcycles in BKK and Patts. 😜[/QUOTE]Once you get your waterbuffalo riding card, you can then apply for the next course: "how to ride the waterbuffalo lady".

[QUOTE=MichaelSamuel;1941525]Hahaha, I nominate that for funniest comment of the year. That's too good. Thanks for the advice. That is what I had been doing. Glad to know I was on the right track.[/QUOTE]Well I didn't laugh that hard. Maybe squirmed is more like it. I prefer hetero dirty jokes.

In relation to sitting on a motorbike, the driver won't really mind how much you hug him. He would be well used to it and Thai men don't have touching phobias. Two hetero Thai men could even sleep on the same double bed if need arose. The important point for customer is to not sit too far back in the seat. Your weight needs to be in front of the back wheel (definitely not weight on hands holding the back handles). Try not to sit to stiffly if possible. I am not used to sitting with legs apart, so I have to hitch up my leans a little so they are not too tight. Some motorcycle seats are not level and slope forward. I hate this. My main objective is to keep the dick clear of the driver but some contact is okay.

If you weight or centre of gravity is too far back on a motorcycle and you are heavy, then will be very difficult for the driver to keep cycle balanced.

[URL]http://www.missosology.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=286&t=1130537[/URL]
You have to scroll down a fair bit to get to the candidate pics.
Its too late to enter the website competition.

On this website, how many girls are really pretty for the face (forget bodies for now since they are not nude). I am willing to bet different guys choose very differently.

Girls I like: 4, 13,14, 21,32, 37,40 and probably 3 more I rate as good. Turns out the eventual winner was in my top 7, although borderline (due to slightly weird nose). You will see I did not choose any horror nose jobs, perhaps the odd more subtle nose job. Certainly 90% of entrants would have nose jobs, unless they are not full Thai blood. No. 40 looks half African to me, probably not fully Thai blood. I like her exotic look, but she would have no chance of winning in Thailand due to skin colour bias. I believe she won the "People's Choice Award", due to her on stage abilities and looks.

Lastly I include a pic of the exotic dark skin girl in the Miss Universe Thailand comp (on right), and also two models (non Thai) that show the type of look I go for most (skinny girls narrow face), if can find any Thai girls at all similar. Donut ex Crazy House did have a look somewhat approaching this middle pic. I also love the Jessica Alba exotic look, as a good example.

BTW, Some of the Thai Miss Universe entries are actually ugly for me, however I should not pic them out. They maybe some other guy's preferred girl.

I am the type that chooses a girl for sex based on Fun/GFE, Looks (prefer natural), and Skills in that order of importance. I usually have to compromise in at least 1 of the 3 categories, and Skills is the most likely to be less important to me. I would rarely compromise on 2 categories out of three, as that would be not worth repeating in any way. Obviously its hard to get girls that are top class in all three.

#4 is the only one I would chase after at Thermae. #17, #14 and #40 would be good for backup.

It's difficult for me to tell since I generally despise "sucked back" hair.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1942979][URL]http://www.missosology.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=286&t=1130537[/URL]
You have to scroll down a fair bit to get to the candidate pics.
[/QUOTE]Nos. 12,1 and 3 and as a backup no. 10.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1942986]#4 is the only one I would chase after at Thermae. #17, #14 and #40 would be good for backup.

It's difficult for me to tell since I generally despise "sucked back" hair.[/QUOTE]Yes #4 is very cute in a proper Thai way. Pity she did not win it.

I am surprised you agree with some of my pics, especially number 40. LOL.

The tied back hair is to show face properly. I like it fine. Baccara girls used to love to have hair style covering a large portion of the face so you can't see just how plain looking they were, and forced to concentrate on the body. However for many guys, young=pretty, or some girls so raunchy, the ugly faces not even noticed. LOL Not for me, but youth can help. I have been really hooked on girls in their later 30's though. The high levels of experience can help too. Its a serious problem that the very best full high natural tits tend to be on 18 year olds (or less).

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1943005]Nos. 12,1 and 3 and as a backup no. 10.[/QUOTE]12 is the only one of your pics I particularly like. Shows how tastes vary. Can't explain why, but No. 10 looks like an older woman somehow. A very normal Thai look. Maybe just looks similar to someone I know.

My taste is apparently different. I like 9 and 36. Number 9 has a unique look and I'm guessing most here might not think she is beautiful. But I would take her long time for sure. I am certain I would like many more of these girls if I saw them in person. I have never felt Asian women photographed as well as others. I can't explain why but I have always felt that way.

[QUOTE=Allover;1943425]My taste is apparently different. I like 9 and 36. Number 9 has a unique look and I'm guessing most here might not think she is beautiful. But I would take her long time for sure. I am certain I would like many more of these girls if I saw them in person. I have never felt Asian women photographed as well as others. I can't explain why but I have always felt that way.[/QUOTE]Yep. You like the more rounded cheeks. I like slimmer face like 4 and 32 with just a little bit of cheek.

I attach a western girl but shows the face shape I like. This girl is an 11 out of 10 for me. Like beyond perfection. All the Thai girl in the competition are behind this standard.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1943446]Yep. You like the more rounded cheeks. I like slimmer face like 4 and 32 with just a little bit of cheek.

I attach a western girl but shows the face shape I like. This girl is an 11 out of 10 for me. Like beyond perfection. All the Thai girl in the competition are behind this standard.[/QUOTE]Looks like we have same taste: slim face with bit of cheek. 32 and 40 are my favs, and 13 + 14 as backup. But I admit they don't look like typically thai. 40 is indeed mixed race, but I think more indian blood than african.

I've been making some acquaintences with some girls on ThaiFriendly, including one very "nice girl", who is an observant Buddhist. We've been chatting on LINE and she is very excited about meeting me. But, she just now indicated she would be free to visit with me on the evening of October 23, but not before. Turns out its an important Buddhist holiday for the previous week. OK Phansa, which some Christians compare to Lent. So she will be out of commission that week. That's fine with me. I want to spend the previous week mongering and freewheeling. I have been warned that once you hook with a "nice" Thai girl looking for serious relations with a farang, they can be possessive and try to put you on a short leash.

We were chatting on webcam on LINE and she was saying "I am sorry, but you are not disappointed?" So I had to feign disappointment when she told me she could not meet up with me right after I arrived. In reality, it solved the dilemma of how I could date her in a respectful manner, while carousing as a monger. I hope she did not detect my delight at getting a free pass for a week.

So my question to the forum is: how does this holiday impact other things in Thailand and the attitudes of the public? Is anything closing down for this? Will the working girls become more "observant" and head for the temples or will it be business as usual? I guess I need to indicate I have only plans to visit Bangkok and Pattaya at this point. I guess the impact of this Buddhist holiday could vary in different parts of the country, perhaps?

[QUOTE=NamasteParis;1943482]Looks like we have same taste: slim face with bit of cheek. 32 and 40 are my favs, and 13 + 14 as backup. But I admit they don't look like typically thai. 40 is indeed mixed race, but I think more indian blood than african.[/QUOTE]Well I disagree. All those girls do look typically Thai to me. No unexpected looks. I also read that No. 40 Kusuma Chawdon (กุสุมา ชาวดอน sounds like Chao-dawn) is supposedly a full blooded Thai. The surname does not look like a typical Indian or western name.

I love her big eyebrows. I find that more sexy than very thin eye brows. Its good to see my taste is similar to some others and not really too weird at all.

I quote "Her father is a southern Thai man with dark skin, this made her look like an African girl." Very dark skin Thais are not unusual, especially in the South and also in Buriram.
If you visit Hat Yai and Phuket you will see Thais of very different looks to Bangkok. I have even wondered if some of them are really Thai, even excluding the Burmese and Cambodian ones.