Chiang Mai

Was walking up Loh Kroy road from the night market tonight. Just wandering when I saw a bar/grill/massage joint called the Thirsty Beaver. I couldn't resist asking the staff if they knew what a beaver was (the sign showed an illustration of the animal not the furry Y) and to get some idea of what was on offer. An attractive young lady (Noi) enticed me into the joint and, although the bar area was okay, it was pretty seedy in the back rooms. Not the worst I've been rubbed in, though.

I have to say, the oil massage was just about the most amateurish I've ever been through in Thailand. Promisingly, about two minutes into the rubdown, she asked me if I was shy. I said no and she whipped the towel off my crotch. A minute later, she touched my dick and asked if I wanted her to massage it. Uh, let's get through the two hour massage I'd asked for, first. Five minutes later, she picked up my dick again and asked me if I wanted her to massage it. Uh, let's do it later, okay? Five or six minutes and she's asking again. Not until the end, I finally convinced her.

About halfway through, I teasingly asked the 28 year old Isaan girl if SHE was shy. Not shy, she assured me. So, I suggested she remove her shirt. "How much you give me?" Uh, how much you want? "Other customers give me 500 baht." For 500, I said, I'd expect you to take off ALL your clothes and go short time with me. She laughed. I let it drop.

Somewhere around the hour and a half mark, she was once again picking at my dick and I agreed to let her massage it, fully expecting her to ask me for a 1000 baht. (No. I would not have paid anywhere near that amount.) She may have done it before but I'll bet no customer ever enjoyed it. Very clumsy. I simply could not get into and stopped her before deploying my load.

All in all a very disappointing massage experience.

I stopped Noi and told her flat out her technique was not very good. I took her hand and showed her how to stroke a cock. Then I thought, as long as she was actually paying attention, I'd show her some other things. I used my own anatomy to point out how to stroke and fondle the balls. Then I had her lay face down and I showed her how I like to have my perineum massaged.

About then, another person entered the room to get a massage (the mats were separated only by curtains) and I decided I'd had enough. Noi seemed truly happy that I'd taught her some techniques and promised to remember them for my next trip. I wasn't really planning to go back but I might just to see if she does put the lessons into practice.

So, if any of you drop by the Thirsty Beaver, and if you get Noi, and if you enjoy the way she handles your balls and rubs your perineum, and if she strokes your cock in a halfway decent manner, you owe your thanks to me. However, the massage WAS miserable. So, if you do go there, I'd suggest you try one of the older, more experienced ladies. Or, probably a better idea, try Anni's across the street.

Oh, price: 200 baht/hour for oil massage and I did tip her. Normally, I'd tip 100 baht per hour but, in this case, I only tipped 100 for the whole thing. It really was a bad massage and I figured the most value delivered was the info I gave her! Should have charged her.

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[QUOTE=Hippie]A guy I was talking to said he was paying about that at Central Duangtawan, but had not used the Internet so he did not know how well it worked.
[/QUOTE]Central Duangtawan you will need to pay for the internet usage and it is not cheap.Can't remember how much exactly. If you stay there, turn left when you are out of the lobby and head for a coffee shop which is at the cross road. Name of coffee shop is Cafe Siam if I'm not wrong. You can use the wifi there even for free if you don't mind standing or sitting out on the street. Or you can have a drink or a foot massage next door which is run by them. Do take note the Cafe Siam charges you if you want to charge your notebook but not the massage place.

[QUOTE=Animby]Was walking up Loh Kroy road from the night market tonight. Just wandering when I saw a bar/grill/massage joint called the Thirsty Beaver. I couldn't resist asking the staff if they knew what a beaver was (the sign showed an illustration of the animal not the furry Y) and to get some idea of what was on offer. An attractive young lady (Noi) enticed me into the joint and, although the bar area was okay, it was pretty seedy in the back rooms. Not the worst I've been rubbed in, though. [/QUOTE]
I went there last week because I saw a very cute girl (Noi?) outside while walking by on my way to Guitarman. The club was dead so I came back and decided to go for the massage. Unfortunately, once we were inside the cute girl passed me off to another one who was not attractive (none of the girls inside were), so I left.

[QUOTE=Hippie]I went there last week because I saw a very cute girl (Noi?) outside while walking by on my way to Guitarman. The club was dead so I came back and decided to go for the massage. Unfortunately, once we were inside the cute girl passed me off to another one who was not attractive (none of the girls inside were), so I left.[/QUOTE]I gave Noi the benefit of the doubt and stopped in again. The massage still sucked a big one but her touching and stroking of the genitals was improved. THOUGH STILL BAD! This time I made a mistake and talked her out of her clothes. The body was not bad though she was quick to point out it's flaws. Boobs a bit saggy. Nipples "too big. " Stretch marks on her tummy. None of which I agreed with. Oddly, though, she seemed to lack and muscle tone. Everywhere was soft. Tummy. Bum. Legs. Arms. Not to my particular liking. Anyway, once the clothes came off, the massage devolved into a sales pitch to go upstairs with her. Short time = 1500 baht! No way. I only said maybe next time so as to not stop the mediocre handjob I was receiving. But, in truth, it was so poor, I stopped her and left early. Your comment about the rest of the girls not being very attractive is definitely true. I won't be going back. I can't imagine she'the be any better on her back than in the massage room. For that kind of money, you'the be a lot better off getting your short time at Sayuri.

Thanks for the report, I went looking for the bar/massage joint the other day. Couldn't find the Thirsty Beaver on Loi Kroh Road. I saw the Hungry Horse, but not the Thirsty Beaver. Can you give directions, or another land mark? I was staying at the Duangtawan Hotel, then at the Raming Lodge Hotel. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Animby]I gave Noi the benefit of the doubt and stopped in again. The massage still sucked a big one but her touching and stroking of the genitals was improved. THOUGH STILL BAD! This time I made a mistake and talked her out of her clothes. The body was not bad though she was quick to point out it's flaws. Boobs a bit saggy. Nipples "too big. " Stretch marks on her tummy. None of which I agreed with. Oddly, though, she seemed to lack and muscle tone. Everywhere was soft. Tummy. Bum. Legs. Arms. Not to my particular liking. Anyway, once the clothes came off, the massage devolved into a sales pitch to go upstairs with her. Short time = 1500 baht! No way. I only said maybe next time so as to not stop the mediocre handjob I was receiving. But, in truth, it was so poor, I stopped her and left early. Your comment about the rest of the girls not being very attractive is definitely true. I won't be going back. I can't imagine she'the be any better on her back than in the massage room. For that kind of money, you'the be a lot better off getting your short time at Sayuri.[/QUOTE]

AJ,

Coming from duangtawan take loi kro towards night bazaar,cross it and keep going until you don't believe it anymore and then some, thirsty beaver will be on the right, guitarman to the left.oil massage is 200/hr, happy ending no more than an extra 300. Dont f**k up the prices! the 300 are the tip already.

Not a bad deal really.looking for more -give a shout.

[quote=satang]not mean to start a flame, but coma boy is the kind of guys that make sunshine out of bull shit and seriously damage the credibility of the forum. does he ever consider how many guys spend their hard earned money to come to cm mostly because they believe what he said?

picking up a girl from street / mall / non-hooker bar is very very difficult, if not impossible. the language barrier is the major hurdle, for most cm people speak zero english. so even if a girl is interested in you, there’s no way to communicate, and two people can’t just stare at each other forever.

bear in mind, any single foreign male in cm is presumably a sex tourist until proven otherwise. like it or not, that’s the locals’ view. if you were a hansuman in your country, would you consider dating an old fat thai female sex tourist?

cm women are beautiful. but, you won’t see them in pay&play places. in such places, most of the women are from chiang rai. they are short, fat, dark, buck-teethed, not at all as attractive as cm women. again, their english level is so low that they only expect you pay, play, then leave.

so what are your options?

go go bars and beer bars: ugly girls, play and pay. if you don’t like nana girls, then don’t bother.

lady houses: rep001tered across town. open early, both st and lt are available. girls look better than those in go go bars but still shitty. the biggest issue is you pay up front. once you pay, you loose power. don’t expect much and you’ll be happy.

mp: fat chicks, not worth the money.

freelancer bars: notably bubbles. most girls there are off shift bar girls, a few “regular girls” looking for farangs for whatever reasons.

karaokes: have the best looking girls in the pay&play places. unfortunately, they want to extract as many lady drinks as they can before they tell you they don’t go with customers.

there are several high class discos full of grade a babes. but, unless you are fluent in thai, young and look brat pitt, you can only watch the eye candy. mind you, these girls are from well to do families. they go to the clubs in mercedes and drop a few thousand baht a night, easily.[/quote]hi,

i'm new here and planning to visit cm.

what is lady house? are located near the duangtawan hotel/night bazaar?

pls help

[QUOTE=Kangoo1]I'm new here and planning to visit CM. [/QUOTE]A quick search indicates Mr Satang is hard to please and I can't find any posts for over a year. Maybe he's long gone. The description of Chiang Mai you quoted, certainly doesn't resemble the CM I'm living in now. Nope: this isn't Bangkok. And that's okay by me. Never liked Bangkok when I lived there. Most of the working girls in BKK and CM are from Isaan. They tend to short and dark. And some are good looking. Some are dogs. You're a hell of a lot more likely to find an EX working girl here, someone who gave up on the BKK or Pataya scene, moved closer to home and is working in a shop or restaurant here. Treat them nicely and you might get lucky. Probably not on the first (or second) date but eventually. And often without even asking for cab fare.

If you're only here for a short visit, there's are plenty of working girls (and boys) on Loi Kroh road or around the Thae Pae Gate. Can't help you with info on the lady houses. Never used them. COme to CM and have a good time. There's lots to see and do. If you're absolutely nothing but a sex tourist, then there are a few soapy massage places and lots of P4P ops ranging from a handjob in a massage parlor to long time with a loverly bar girl. If that's not enough, then stay in BKK or Pattaya. You'the be happier there if sex is your only requirement.

There are actually two on kampangdin rd heading south from loi kroh one next to star one and the other next to tu (? ) massage farther south still which has been described befor in cm reports. Rtff.as usual.

Thay do not have a sign "lady house" though.

[QUOTE=Islandboy54]Thay do not have a sign "lady house" though.[/QUOTE]Don't recall reading anything particularly nice about the lady houses. Anything good to report, Islandboy?

As far as I am concerned it is more a thai affair. But if you are so inclined the adventure will be yours. A quick romp will set you back 700bt. Just don't expect conversation or a blowjob.

[QUOTE=Islandboy54]AJ,

Coming from duangtawan take loi kro towards night bazaar,cross it and keep going until you don't believe it anymore and then some, thirsty beaver will be on the right, guitarman to the left.oil massage is 200/hr, happy ending no more than an extra 300. Dont f**k up the prices! the 300 are the tip already.

Not a bad deal really.looking for more -give a shout.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Islandboy. I took a stroll (per your instructions) down to Thirsty Beaver around noon. There were only 2 ladies on massage duty, and both looked in there late-forties. One was pretty fat and a bit ugly (big boobs tho), but definitely not for me. The other had a scowl on her face, and wasn't much better looking (thinner though). So, I didn't partake at Thirsty Beaver's.- perhaps I should visit later in the afternoon or evening.- I'm sure there would be a better selection.- I'll try later on and report.

Question: Anyone every been to Star XiX? (not Star One). This is a place that is upstairs.- off of Loi Kroh road.- across an alley from the Thai Kick boxing bars. Is this a Karaoke joint? P4P? Go-go?

Also, the lady house next to Star One. I've walked by there several times.- doesn't seem to "farang" friendly? The door is definitely non-descript and always closed. I've been tempted to open the (sometimes bolted) door and walk in.- but haven't had the nerve. Just wanted to confirm that this was indeed a P4P farang friendly place.

Oh yea, I ended my afternoon at a massage place around the corner from the Duangtawan Hotel (along the same street as Star One).- got a nice hand job finish by a younger girl. She even took her shirt off and allowed me to finger her. 500 baht (200 baht massage fee included)

Thanks guys!

The place next to star one opens late, maybe nine or so. It is a thai place but they will take your business. There is another one on the same side of the road to the south. Cross the big road go past thai massage place with big white and blue sign, lots of tuk tuks and young guys outside it has a thai sign and is supposed to be a karaoke place and says welcome on the door which means just that. Star six is a gogo with 150.. At the door for the first beer. It is also frequented by locals but will accommodate you and is much raunchier than spotlight or foxy lady, you buy a lady drink and they will put your hand down their panties and what ever else it takes to get you to take them out. At least that was the way last time I went which is some time ago. The beaver will have more girls later, lets say 6 pm although there was only one and a half goodlooking ones last time I was there. Just sit outside with them have a beer and see for yourself. Let us know how you do-I have the good wife here and keep a low profile.

Was in BKK for a working visit and we spent one night in CHIANG Mai. We were housed at the Imperial Mae Ping and it was a really old old hotel and the put me with tiny twin beds and no internet connection. For one night, and after playing in BKK I didn't care much.

Went out to Old Chiangmai Cultural Center for dinner and it's a sit on the floor type dinner with a show put on the stage by more of hill tribe type cultural show. The food was OK and the show was OK. There was a second show after dinner but we ran off to the bazzar instead. That night we went behind the Imperial Mae Ping where there was a street of bars with touts out and there really wasn't much action going on but there was a thai kick boxing ring and limited fights going on, not really hard core but something to watch. As we didn't find much we walked back to the hotel and on the road to the hotel we were approached by ladies asking if we wanted company. They were nothing special so we went a little further to some shacks across the street.

There were two entrances and we asked the one on the left if we could get a beer and she said sorry, only women, so we went to the right and had a few beers and ended up picking up some girls from this little shack and taking them back to the room. Cheap, nothing special, and nothing I want to report about as it was basically service yourself which I happily did.

The next day we went to Baan-Tawai Handicraft Cluster which was excellent. Got to see the housing units making a lot of the crafts and picked up some excellent large crafts that we had to ship home. I would go back and spend more time at Baan-Tawai if I could. For lunch we went to La Gritta Italian Restaurant at the Amari Rincome Hotel and it was an excellent meal and would highly recommend folks to go there for meals if they are in Chiang Mai. After that, we flew back to BKK. Less then 20 hours in chiang mai.

[QUOTE=Asian John]Question: Anyone every been to Star XiX? (not Star One). This is a place that is upstairs.- off of Loi Kroh road.- across an alley from the Thai Kick boxing bars. Is this a Karaoke joint? P4P? Go-go?[/QUOTE]Aj, StarSix (StarXIX) next to CEC is a go-go. They charge an entrance fee of 150 baht which includes your first drink. As mentioned, the place caters more to an asian clientele but I've seen farangs (usually solo not in a group) in there having a good time as well.

Barfine is 500 baht and ST is 1000-1500 baht. If you don't have a hotel, the girl will take you around the corner to on LK Soi 3 for 350 baht room or 150 baht for a room further down the soi. Do NOT go for the 150 room! Place is a total dive, gross and does not put you in any mood but to get the hell outta there. Spend the extra 200 baht. Very nice, clean room. StarSix does not have rooms on premise, too bad.

I was there last week and at least 75% of the chicks were pretty hot. They remind me more of the girls you see at the karaoke joints rather than spotlight, foxylady or bargirls. The StarSix girls also wear outfits which I think is cool but can be confusing since the place is dark and many of the girls look very similar. If you see one you like be sure to get her tag number! Not all the girls are aggressive. If one you like is just hanging out with other girls or just got off the stage, you can ask the nice fella walking around for her to come sit by ya.

Ladydrinks are 80 baht and groping seems to be encouraged to inspect the goods. The girls a hung out with all seemed to speak a decent amount of english. I eventually BF #7, one of the girls that does a steamy shower show. Great smile, tight body. Good chemistry. If you want to go there to just check it out, have a drink, and watch the girls. I've never been hassled for that. Enjoy!

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