Managua

Hey Tex !

Damn! Now I am impressed! Not so much by the incredible display of a wide amount of global and Nicaraguan history in your "About History" post, which by the way is truly outstanding! But even more so that you honored correct grammar, spelling and literary composition. I say again, Damn! Sure you are not really "Jackson" in an alter ego state?

Am nominating this one to go in the reports of distinction, should be required reading for any monger arriving in Managua.

Nicely done!

yesterday, i forget to tell you guys about the lesbian i banged after not seeing her for 2 years.

in year 2007, we banged a few times 'cause she's sexy!

her a*s is so meat. she shakes her a*s so nicely. in the past she would parade around the brothel with her pants unbuttoned. she even inspired her pregnant co-worker to do the same.

in that same year, i banged her and her lesbian "crush" in tandem.

the girl is a solid 9 and that's hard to get in nicaragua. she about 27 - 29 years of age.

yesterday: she was back for her first day in search of money. i paid the us $11.50 for 30-minutes. we fooled around 'cause it was a pure "peer-pressure" transaction.

who'd you bang for your lunchtime desert?

When planning your trip to Nicaragua the most important thing to do is to check your calendar!

Payday(s): 1 and 15 of every month.

Objective: To visit when everyone else is broke. More girls for you; less customers for them; greater results for you; and less expensive.

Reason: Nicaraguans spend their entire check / disposable income within 36 hours of payday. Even faster if it falls on a Friday or holiday.

Example: Valentine's Day fell on Friday, payday, and everyone went broke spending time and money on their mistresses / wives / girlfriends / baby mamma(s.)

Result: The brothels of Managua have been broke. No local customers: They spent all of their paycheck on Valentine's Day. The brothels are jammed-packed with girls who have made US $0.00 all month. And there are lots of them.

Advice: Visit Nicaragua 2 days after the 1st and 15th and / or after holidays that fall around the 1st and 15th.

Hi to everyone,

I will be back in MGA at the end of March. First experience was not bad but I need to avoid some mistake like hotel.

I stayed in Holyday Inn far from everything and not chica friendly. I was forced to register the first girl I met but when I had some new entry I had to use a motel on the road.

This time I need (if possible) a girl friendly hotel. I was not able to find a clear information about that so I decided to write here.

I plant to stay at crowne plaza. As alternative I saw Kings palace or Mansion teodolinda.

Which is the best choise to skip any chica problem? I just have some contacts so.

Thanks

If you are not nor want to earn "Ghetto Fame," then Nicaragua is not your place, especially Managua!

Ghetto Love!

Ghetto.

It's so beautiful! It's so free! It's so much oppression and the love of the oppression that builds strength, character, and corazon. Los Huevos incluido!

USA Ghettos. Kingston Ghettos. Port Au Prince Ghettos. Cape Town Ghettos. And all of the ghettos por las americas are the same!

USA Ghetto perspective is tainted by nuestro lujo. ¿Y? Me encanta la vida rica. Don't Hate, Illusionist.

The ghetto is a wonderful home and place to live! Who are trying to impress? If you want to impress your material possessions upon those without, Nicaragua is not for you: Hay Costa Rica, Panama, Miami, Republica Dominican, Rio de Janiero, y las ciudades falsantes. We'll JACK YOU in Nicaragua: Hook or Crook!

Crook or Hook!

Hook: Investment, residence.
Crook: La machete. El cuchillo. La chiza. Los manos. La panocha. Hay demesiado trucos!

So those readers and fans of Ghetto neighborhoods and lifestyles, Nicaragua is your pearl. Phonies, you'll get your card pulled in Nicaragua and return home with bad reviews due to your bad coaching / plays.

Visit the Most Beautiful Ghetto in the Hemisphere- Nicaragua!

Hi fellas,

I've received numerous inquiries about assisting [B]International Sex Guide[/B] members with "girl placement." As is common in the "head hunting" business, agents receive a commission (finders fee) for placing employees (prostitutes) with employers (johns / tricks / clients.)

Unfortuantely, I cannot assist in this area! I cannot partake in the enjoyment I would receive negotiating such employment. Why not? It's called "pandering" and is illegal. So is being a trick and hooker, but "tricking" is a "crime" I don't mind committing. LOL.

Hence, finders fees and brokering b*tches to tricks is an activity / entertainment that I must leave for others.

They sit at home amongst family (ie. abuelo, abuela, hermano, hermana, nino, sobrino, sobrina) all day, everyday, for the entirety of their lives! The only viable excuse and means to leave the home is prostitution. They eagerly go to it.

She's a single-mom by some looser already. She never gets the opportunity to f*ck because she's surrounded by family members in a home under 2,000 square feet. She's "playing mom" all day with the ninos. Her p*ssy is wet and she wants to f*ck, but her living situation / lifestyle prohibits it.

Since there are no jobs! Since she has no marketable skills other than sex, she enters her career. It was her p*ssy that got her into the bullsh*t she calls "family" and it will be the p*ssy that will get her out. Her exit will be financed by you- the Caballo- or by you- the Client. Either way, she's using all that she available, la panocha.

So at the brothel are horny, single moms in the teens and twenties looking to get f*cked. And looking to raid wallets and passports.

There is never a shortage of "poon-tang" in Managua!

[QUOTE=DarkMike1972]Hi to everyone,

I will be back in MGA at the end of March. First experience was not bad but I need to avoid some mistake like hotel.

I stayed in Holyday Inn far from everything and not chica friendly. I was forced to register the first girl I met but when I had some new entry I had to use a motel on the road.

This time I need (if possible) a girl friendly hotel. I was not able to find a clear information about that so I decided to write here.

I plant to stay at crowne plaza. As alternative I saw Kings palace or Mansion teodolinda.

Which is the best choise to skip any chica problem? I just have some contacts so.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Since our more experience members seem to be ignoring your requests, I will give you the limited knowledge that I have.

I have stayed at the Holiday Inn, I did not find it that far from the Zona Rosa. They did request an ID for any guest, while I would prefer not to do this, it was only a minor problem. They never refused to let me enter a guest.

I also have stayed at the Inter at Metro Centro. They also request an ID for any guests. However, they have a side door that goes directly to the parking lot. This entrance goes directly to the elevators and bypasses the front desk. The only problem is that this door is locked at 9 pm. After this time you will have to register the guests at the front desk.

At both hotels, there was one time when I was not asked to register the guest. It was when by coincidence, I entered the hotel with a group of people (other guests unrelated to me). I guess they do not want to stop the whole group or single anyone out.

I would prefer to have more privacy in my entering and exiting the hotels, I will be trying to stay in one of the apartment type hotels the next time I go back.

I hope this helps you. One question for you. I have been unwilling to go to the auto hotels. I do not know how clean or safe they are. Can you tell me which one you went to and how it was? Also, the location.

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Most of the guys I have met stay at the Hotel CristoRey, as it is very close to Club Fenix and several other good spots in the area.

I have never been to a love hotel as I have never rented a car in Nicaragua, just take the taxi or a bus to get around.

I have stayed at Casa Real, $75.00 per night and they are girl friendly. I have also stayed at the Hotel El Almendro and that was $71.00 also girl friendly.

One day while walking to Club Fenix with a buddy we saw the Hotel CristoRey which is right on the Rotondo Sando Domingo and about 1 block from Club Fenix. We were quoted the price of $46.00 per night this includes breakfast and tax. They are girl friendly for sure, excellent staff, 24 hour security and always helpful. I am hooked on the hotel due to the great staff and how convient it is to the places I want to go to. Caribean Morena is no more than a mile the Metro Centro is about a mile away and very convient to Good Time, Gloria's and just about any other place you want to go.

They have a computer in the lobby for the guest to use. You can arrange pick-up from the airport for $10.00

The web site is [url]www.hotelcristorey.com[/url] and the number is 011 505 270-0112

the email address is:hotelcristoreymga@hotmail.com

I will be arriving on March 25 and leaving the 31st, hope I get a chance to met up with you wherever you choose to stay.

Drdewman.

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Hey Doc!

Since you brought up the topic of auto hotels, and have not seen much else on this forum about same, thought would throw this out there.

You really need to experience this special part of Nicaragua and Latin American culture, it truly is a wonderfully innovative way to handle a country wide shortage of private space. Whether it is because of a large nuclear family living in your one room shack or you want to bang someone and don't want someone else to know about it, the auto hotel is ideal.

Does it cost a couple of bucks? Yeah, and if you do a bit of homework, and choose a place suited to your personal level of expected hygiene, you will certainly get what you paid for. It will be $15-20 exceedingly well spent!

If you are a first timer, pick a central, upscale place. How about the Fantasea? You drive into the place, or take a taxi if you prefer. The parking manager directs you to an open spot. Now realize that there are multiple sizes and shapes of these places, some rooms are big, some have Jacuzzi tubs, some have a separate sitting room area. And they have different prices. So if you want the basics, ask for it. But all are immaculately clean, with fresh sheets and towels, always hot water, complimentary condoms (too damn small), always on porn movies, a bedside boombox that actually works perfectly. Each room includes a sex apparatus device for trying multiple special positions and a wall chart to show you how to ride the thing. Very nicely equipped.

You will be more secure here than most anyplace in Managua. Doors lock and bolt and there is an armed guard onsite. The people that run these places do not want any trouble either, just your money to change hands. When you are ready to leave someone will slip you a bill thru a double door window, you pay without ever seeing anyone and you leave. Even when pulling thru the exit gate, the guy on duty, will divert his eyes so as not to identify you and or the three midgets you just had sex with.

All in all, a very nifty arrangement, and great solution to where to do the deed!

Give it a try sometime. Hey, it's Nicaragua!

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I know that Nica Bound will confuse this compliment for something else. Nica Bound is thinking, "the respect of Meat Loaf is non-important." Nonetheless, Nica Bound is starting to show his knowledge of Nicaragua.

I guess it pays to be Nicaraguan and live with 10 family members in su alchante. LOL, cabron.

Good Job Nica Bound

I have used numerous auto hotels in El Salvador, and I can verify that what Nica says is correct. They are great to use!

It's funny / cool to watch how things happen.

DrDewMan has been "tearing up" Managua and showing you guys how to enter the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. (He's stealing my thunder.)

He's doing great considering he's a tourist! I have revealed all of the information you need to know on how to win in Nicaragua. He reads my posts, writes notes, and lives out his experience.

Sorry for talking so much on Saturday. LOL. You guys know I flap my gums and fingers alot so every now and then tell me to "shut up." I can take suggestions.

Keep up the good work!

Alguien para hacer (somebody to do.)

She was happy to get my request to assume sexual activity. Of course, she knows me. I'm "Me Loaf." I know her, but only by sight.

We're stroking, but the b*tch wanted to have more conversation than you guys. Yes, most of you guys are all about conversation and never book a ticket to experience what I have detailed. DrDewMan is not one of those individuals.

She was satisfied.

These hoes think / plan / plot / scheme to put you on the 20% gross income garnishment for 18 - 25 years at sight.

Carne Molida: USA Citizen Male.

Ignorant are these females in thinking they can "financially exploit" a monger that has followed Meat Loaf posts.

This 19 has been begging me all week to give her some "Birthday D*ck" on Monday. Will I? I don't know: Options.

God is Good!

Sometimes I wonder if people come here to Nicaragua, meet me, "Me Loaf," with business interests, literary, or to monger. Nonetheless, it's fun to meet you guys.

Some of guys are super successful. Wow. If I could only be guided to the riches by your guidance (ie. share the wealth.) LOL.

I met mongers with extensive international mongering experience. Real experience!

6 Countries in 6 Months.
Mongering Thailand and other locales.
Mongering the West Indies.
The Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductee.
"Me Loaf."

Cool.

What's cool is that everyone who mongers internationally must be "semi-successful." Those that purchase stripper a*s in the USA neighborhood, or lot lizards, or SW are not on the international level. Will they be? No. Why? Caballo: 20% for 18 - 25 years.

I was privy to meeting about ten (10) readers of Meat Loaf, thanks to DrDewMan. He's loves his hobby, BIG TIME!

When will I meet you?