Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I swung by Analisa this afternoon.

There was one girl there when I rolled in about 4:30 pm She was slender with a rather large bust.

The menu included 500 to 1,000 baht extras: HJ, BJ, & nude. Face sitting was also an option.

I settled on the one-hour 1,300 baht oil massage / prostate massage.

We went up two flights of stairs, really steep, poorly lit by scented candles. Then, I went right back down one of them to shower. I wish she had just handed me a towel and told me while we were still there.

On my stomach, she did my back, which mostly meant a lot of attention on my butt. Analisa is unique. Akane and Kocharon did not provide this kind of attention. On my back,"full body" was provided, but the attention remained between my legs.

Up to now, it was ever so slightly like the Globe or whatever that place is on Suk 7/1 that offers massage but leads to the woman (not girl) asking an outrageous fee for a HJ.

Then the lube an exam glove comes out and her finger went up my ass (not unlike Akane) and the prostate massage began. After several minutes, I had not come explosively. I was fearful of shitting the bed and I asked to her stop. She then brought me to climax. I did not try to grope her.

Downstairs, five more girls had shown up, most of 'them slender and stacked. I paid and was out the door.

There's a Subway nearby, if you need an excuse for being in the neighborhood. Villa Supermarket is also nearby, between 22 & Phrom Phong BTS.

Would I return? No. It's out of the way and for 1,000 baht I can get laid at Pandora near Hua Lamphong, or for 1,100 get body to body at Akane. For 2,300 A-service opens up at a number of places.

But, if you are not living here, this isn't a bad first visit. Just don't get carried away with extras (here or anywhere). Pay for full service up front at places that specialize in it if that's what you want.

If the niche Analisa was aiming for is tourists who don't know differently (I. E, Akane, Tulip, Nattaree, etc.) or who don't venture beyond their hotel and surrounding ghetto, I'd say that they've nailed it. Even for a local, it's another "married man's massage parlor" where you can sit your senile fat ass down and let the girl do it all.

Plus: A massage designed to arouse and finish with a happy ending. Courteous staff.

Minuses: You can do better for the money and it's not exactly a convenient location.

Veredict: Worth at least one visit for the prostate massage. I suspect that their four hands massage might be fun, too.

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1498980].I miss Venus. Is it now Momo? That place seemed to pride itself on girls who were new and didn't know what they were doing.[/QUOTE]Venus Massage is now Pretty Massage. Momo is on the same Soi (Sukhumvit Soi 53/1) a few yards past Pretty.

[url]http://bangkokprettymassage.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=OldPhart; 1499419]I. And for 1, 000 baht I can get laid at Pandora near Hua Lamphong,

[/QUOTE]Curious about this place PANDORA, near hua lamphong.

Location?

Prices?

No of shots allowed?

More details please

[QUOTE=OldPhart; 1499419]I swung by Analisa this afternoon.

There was one girl there when I rolled in about 4:30 pm She was slender with a rather large bust.

The menu included 500 to 1, 000 baht extras: HJ, BJ, & nude. Face sitting was also an option.[/QUOTE]"Face sitting" was actually listed on the menu? LOL. Or that is your expression?

Seems like a rather crude terminology, but I guess its consistent with the shop name.

They still probably have a sign in Thai language on the walls that specifies no sexual activity of any kind is to take place in this shop in any place. Most shops have these despite the sex activities.

I have recently been many times in the so called "famous" MP. To OldPhart, I can recommend Vodka in Cherry, April and Fa in SW and Bee in Mango. However be advised that safe sex in this kind of places has become an option. In most cases condoms were not offered (the girls I recommended did) even at the first time customer and I must confess that a couple of times because of my alcohol content I did not cover. It seems to me that this is a new trend probably because the ladies, due to the increased competition, want to offer a competitive advantage. I am a little concerned because even if I know that HIV is not easy to catch other STD like Herpes or Chlamydia are very easily transmitted. The health check that they say they do every 1-2 months seems a joke to me. I never understood which test they make (my thai is very poor) but some told me that when they make the test they don't have to show their I'd, so it could be their grandmother results. I would be interested to know other people opinion and experience about this matter. Probably it has been discussed before but I am a newcomer in this site.

Anyway I still go to the "famous" MP taking good care of being covered but I also started to go other MP where the safe sex policy is much stricter, especially the ones catering to Japanese. My experience is that after 2-3 times with the same girl the performance can be at par with the "famous" ones including anal in I would say 40% of cases.

[QUOTE=AssLover945; 1499938]Curious about this place PANDORA, near hua lamphong.

Location?

Prices?

No of shots allowed?

More details please[/QUOTE]As far as I know, Pandora massage is in Chiang Mai. Never heard of Pandora Massage Parlor in Bangkok.

I wrote seeking prices and services for my next trip I was under the impression that the will offer low rate to compete with Mango and cherry I was wrong 1000 Baht for the room 2000 for full service including anal plus tip for the girl! Tgat's a rip off.

Avoid period.

[QUOTE=Bino9;1499985]As far as I know, Pandora massage is in Chiang Mai. Never heard of Pandora Massage Parlor in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]I have never heard of this one either, its just possible he got the name mixed, or a very minor shop. I would suggest you don't want to go anywhere near Chinatown for sex, unless really low on cash. Not an area I would expect to find many quality girls. The closest I would consider getting to Chinatown, would be Sao Botan. I have checked out "The Cleopatra" and Texas in the past and standard of girls was woeful to my taste. There are budget places on Petchburi road that are better bets in my opinion like Bangkok Cosy.

MPs are very quiet right now so the girls are desperately in need of a fucking. Some have been without orgasm or some time, so may actually get carried away by a nice screw.

After a very lacklustre session with Vodka in the past, I had not been back to Cherry for some time. However with the arrival of "Bo" I just could not stay away. This is a tall girl 170cm, natural A cups very high and firm (no kids) , not far from a B. Waist is quite small causing an exaggerated waist to thigh ratio, but powerful legs on this very strong girl. Face is obviously Isaan, but quite good sweet looks.

Okay I have known her since a few years ago, but she has returned after a previous retirement. Performance is very good GFE (nice erotic kissing). I don't think many could be disappointed by her skills, effort, and stamina. Spent extended time in several positions. Finished with a nice CIM. A+ also possible. Highly recommended as extremely reliable service.

Bo is a side-line girl which means she doesn't have to show to work every day nor very early. This can be actually better for the customer, as when I previously saw Vodka, she looked tired, lazy, and maybe scared of the dick slightly. Can expect Bo to attend work when fresh enough to do so. Mind you, all the shops are so quiet right now, all the girls may be quite fresh. I suggest ringing to make a booking.

Bo is expected to reach the status as one of the very top girls fairly quickly. Some other girls at Cherry, I have not tried, may be equally good as I have noticed reports on some highly recommended girls. Web site has some photo-shopped pics that are not quite real but also some un-photoshopped pics that are very real. I post links to the real "Bo" pics:

[url]http://cherrymassagebkk.com/wp-content/uploads/catablog/originals/IMG_5665.JPG[/url]

[url]http://cherrymassagebkk.com/wp-content/uploads/catablog/originals/IMG_5673.JPG[/url]

The former super-star will little doubt rise again. I nearly forgot to mention she is intelligent and speaks very good English.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1500045]I have never heard of this one either, its just possible he got the name mixed, or a very minor shop. I would suggest you don't want to go anywhere near Chinatown for sex, unless really low on cash. Not an area I would expect to find many quality girls. The closest I would consider getting to Chinatown, would be Sao Botan. I have checked out "The Cleopatra" and Texas in the past and standard of girls was woeful to my taste. There are budget places on Petchburi road that are better bets in my opinion like Bangkok Cosy.[/QUOTE]I agree that I need to be wary of chinatown parlours, but I was just looking to add some variety to the suk shops

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1500050]MPs are very quiet right now so the girls are desperately in need of a fucking. Some have been without orgasm or some time, so may actually get carried away by a nice screw.[/QUOTE]It is true most places are quiet dry now and surprisingly even at 5 PM, you can be the first customer of the day!

[QUOTE=AssLover945;1500083]I agree that I need to be wary of chinatown parlours, but I was just looking to add some variety to the suk shops[/QUOTE]There are places far afield even in Thonburi LOL.

Many of us try Soapy bath Massage places on Ratchada like Nataree, Copa Cabana, Emmanuelle, or Petchburi Soapies like La Belle, Bangkok Cosy, Nancy, or Rama IX places like Amsterdam, Long Beach, Catherine, La Defense, Colonze, etc.

For Porn star Oilies you should stick to Sukhumvit region although there may be some Silom places worth a try.

Best to collect a few great girls not too far away.

For me too much variety is not what I want. I like consistent reliable high standard from real good lookers. Unfortunately the Oilies are a bit low on super lookers, and even in Soapies they are not easy to find.

I have probably been to an Oily less than once per week this year, just because I'm getting harder to please, and favourite girls go missing for periods.

I like to use bar girls for variety as I can check out how they look totally naked before deciding.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1500099]I like to use bar girls for variety as I can check out how they look totally naked before deciding.[/QUOTE]And. Which bars would recommend for someone looking for young (18yo) stunners?

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1500050]Bo is a side-line girl which means she doesn't have to show to work every day nor very early. This can be actually better for the customer, as when I previously saw Vodka, she looked tired, lazy, and maybe scared of the dick slightly. Can expect Bo to attend work when fresh enough to do so. Mind you, all the shops are so quiet right now, all the girls may be quite fresh. I suggest ringing to make a booking.[/QUOTE]Did you have to book her for the whole weekend? . Tried booking her Thurs night for Sat but she didn't work the weekend. Wanted to see if she was indeed her.

[QUOTE=Pita123;1500238]Did you have to book her for the whole weekend? . Tried booking her Thurs night for Sat but she didn't work the weekend. Wanted to see if she was indeed her.[/QUOTE]I took just the first booking on Sunday. She was recovering from illness before that. So my original booking attempt also failed. Was available Sumday evening. Probably available today