18 Sauna Review (Part 1/4)
part 1/4
warning: very long review ahead! things kind of got out of control. for those who just want the quickie version, scroll down to the bottom for my conclusion and summary.
i’ve been a frequent visitor to macau for quite some time now. sometimes i do a little gambling, but mostly i go for the ladies. what can i say, i have a thing for asians, especially ones from that region of the world. up until now, i’ve been strictly a lisboa and venetian kind of guy, not because i prefer them, but because it seemed to be the most straightforward and discreet method of mongering available. and though i’ve never been to a sauna until last friday, i’ve always been dying to go ever since i found out what really goes on in there. however, the prospect of going alone to a place filled with local guys hounding for meat was a bit intimidating. it was only after accidentally stumbling across this site and reading all the excellent reviews did i muster up the courage to venture into new territory. and now, hoping it’ll help to initiate a fellow mongerer to the brotherhood, i’m adding my own review to the mix.
last friday, i arrived in macau through the airport at 6:30 pm. took a cab to my hotel, checked in, had dinner at the hotel restaurant downstairs, did a little gambling while the meal was digesting, and then took a cab to the golden dragon hotel. i was dropped off at the front door at around 9 pm, and after entering, i quickly spotted the poster advertising 18 sauna in chinese. it wasn’t that obvious because there was a similar poster right next to it about some nightclub, but, as i’m sure everyone knows, the gateway to heaven lies on the 6th floor.
the main reason i’ve been apprehensive about saunas was because i didn’t know what to expect, and i didn’t want to look like an idiot doing the wrong thing or being misunderstood due to my so-so mandarin. it’s always embarrassing to have one of those “what you say, you want titty?” “no, i want pussy. pussy!” debacles with a crowd of onlookers. but let me tell you this right now, the staff there could not have been any nicer or more helpful. it’s like you are the king and every single person there is a sex servant born to make you happy. it comes at a price, i’m not going to lie about that, but it’s totally worth it.
so anyways, after the elevator opened on the 6th floor, i walked out, and immediately a male attendant ushered me past the front desk and to the locker area. he showed me my locker, waited as i took my clothes off, closed the locker, slipped the key onto my wrist, gave me a towel, and directed me to the shower area. your locker number is very important because it’s what’s used later on to bill you and to confirm what girl you want to “know better.”
the shower area is located next to the jacuzzi and steam room. the restroom is also located here. basically it’s like an upscale gym shower room with basic amenities. i noticed a few girls came in and helped some other guys shower. no one offered me that service, but i wasn’t too disappointed because the girls were only average. after showering, i walked further down the corridor past the jacuzzi and steam room to a small area where these girls dry you off and help you get into your robes. they’ll ask if you want to put your arms around their waist while they help you, but they’ll expect a tip if you too. i passed because the girls were only average and i wanted to save all my money for the good stuff.
after i got into the robes i turned to my left and walked into what i’m guessing is the main room. it’s basically a carpeted room filled with lounge chairs and tvs. there’s a small computer area on the right, another front desk to your left, and the restaurant all the way at the end. a lounge chair with a towel folded neatly on the footrest means it’s available. otherwise, it’s probably taken by a guy who temporarily left for whatever service he desired. most of the men were asian, a mix of locals and chinese, ages ranging from 20s to 60s. i saw about 10 foreigners there. i also heard a group of japanese people talking, though i couldn’t make out how many there were.
i had barely picked out a chair and draped the towel over my legs when a really cute girl just came up out of nowhere, sat on my chair, and started talking to me. really hot. she was 21, face = 9, and body = 8. wasn’t too tall (157 cm), but thin (42 kg), and had nice cleavage (pushed up c cups). she got me a beer and shared some with me out of the same glass. really flirty, touching me up all over the place. she introduced herself as qiqi, #766, and asked me if i wanted to get to know her better. now this girl was really gorgeous and i would have done her right there and then and have absolutely no regrets about it, but i really wanted to check out the show that 18 sauna is renowned for, so i told her i that i would definitely see her after the next show, and she told me to just ask for #766 when the show starts. we talked for a little bit more and i ran my hands up and down her legs a few times before she left.
while i was flirting with qiqi, a couple middle-aged girls asked me if i wanted services such as a pedicure, foot massage, shoulder massage, thigh massage, etc… from the look of the menu next to my chair, these services cost about $100-150 hkd for a 20 minute session. the menu also has a full page listing various massage services. i think there were 10 groups in total, ranging from $700 hkd to $2,000 hkd. most were 60-minute sessions. one or two were 90 minutes. based on the description, i couldn’t tell the difference between most of the massages, so i guessed it came down to a matter of the quality of the girls and the services they perform.
i wanted to experience 18 sauna to the max so i went for everything except the shoulder massage and ear cleaning (i figured there was nothing special about those). pedicure came first, and that was unremarkable, but the foot massage that followed was really nice. non-sexual, but felt really good nevertheless. afterwards came the thigh massage, which is really a nice word for hand job. i actually got two sessions of the thigh massage because i really liked the girl. she was about 35, but still looked pretty good for her age, so i enjoyed a full two sessions with her. she was quite an expert at oiling me up real good and stroking my member but careful not to let me cum. i wanted to cum, definitely, but she was an expert at keeping the little general under control. we did a lot of flirting, and she kind of invited herself over to my hotel, but i didn’t really want to do her, so i politely declined.
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18 Sauna Review (Part 2/4)
Part 2/4
Halfway through the second session of the thigh massage, some loud music started playing and a lot of guys got up out of their chairs and headed over to the Jacuzzi area. Apparently the much-awaited show had started. The girl doing the thigh massage asked me if I wanted to go and continue the session later, but she assured me that I wasn’t missing out on much the first few minutes, so I decided to finish the session first. The shows occur hourly, so I figured I could always catch the beginning of the next one to see what I missed. Besides, the thigh massage was really good.
About 7-10 minutes later, I rushed over to the Jacuzzi area and saw a sight to be remembered. The lineup included about 40-50 girls in a semi-circle around the Jacuzzi area. They just stand there, scantily-clad, smiling, posing, all waiting for your approval. It kind of felt like a club with the music and strobe lights. There wasn’t any dancing or anything special, though I might have missed that since I was late. Still, the event was spectacular. Just a bunch of half-naked horny guys gawking at hot girls on display and deciding which one is worthy of a lay. And the best part is that this behavior is expected and openly encouraged from everyone. That’s something you can’t do elsewhere (I once had a mother at the Venetian stare at me and my newfound “lady friend” in utter disgust as she shielded her children from my sinful presence).
Every so often the girls move down the line and the ones from the end of the line move to the other side. They were all in only bras and miniskirts. They are also organized by number (7xx, 6xx, 5xx, etc…), though I have no idea what the numbers mean. I wanted #766 but couldn’t find her in the lineup, so I decided to go for someone else instead.
All the girls were hot. All solid 8s, some 9s. There were about 4-5 white girls and only 1 black girl, but they were only 6s. Asian is definitely the way to go. I spotted this really gorgeous chick (#722) with awesome breasts (I am hands down a breasts man!). I just had to have her. Now during this whole show there’s 2-3 managers running around taking “orders.” They’re the only guys in a shirt and tie so they’re easy to locate, and they’re usually around the front near the girls. Just catch one and tell them which girl (identified by their number) you want, and then show them your locker number. After the guy writes it down on a notepad, he’ll clip something to your wristband. Then he’ll go over to pull the girl out of the lineup. This usually happens pretty fast, but I would wait until your manager actually tells your girl to go prepare herself before you leave the show, just in case. After the girl leaves, you can go back to main lounge area and relax while they prepare a room for your main entre.
I had another beer while waiting for #722. After about 10 minutes, a male attendant told me that my room was ready. He led me to a spiral staircase near the computer area and front desk. I went down to my room. The room basically consists of a large bed surrounded by padded walls on 3 sides, mirrors on all the walls and the ceiling, and a large washing area in the back. About 30 seconds later, #722 came. Man, I popped a boner just seeing her. So hot! Face = 8, body = 10. She was 23, small and petite (158 cm, 44 kg), but had such huge breasts. We’re talking like 32DD here. When I first saw her at the show, I thought they were fake and/or pushed up (I like them big, don’t really care if they’re fake, but prefer natural ones for sure), but they were 100% real, which made everything all the better. And they were GOOD breasts too, not the deflated kind, if you know what I mean, but full, and firm, and perky, with nipples large enough to feel like you’re sucking on something but not too much that it starts to feel a little nasty. They had just a hint of sag for that natural teardrop shape, none of that basketballs-on-a-porch crap you get with implants. I have never seen breasts this good. Ever! They were absolutely perfect.
We started with a shower. I lied face down on this lounge chair-like thing in the washing area and she lathered me up real good. She then ran her hands, tongue, and entire body all over my back. I could tell she was placing a strong emphasis on her breasts (more than most girls usually do), and she should! She saddled me in a reverse cowgirl position, lifted my feet to her chest by bending my legs up at the knees, and ran the bottom of my feet all over her nipples and breasts. So f*cking hot! Then we repeated the process face-up, including some BBBJ, and she finished by rubbing those humongous tits all over my chest and face. Things got a little messy, but she should have smothered me to death with those knockers for all I cared. I was in heaven.
Afterwards we got out of the shower and did some light kissing. I wanted some DFK but she wasn’t into the tongue. That was okay. We fooled around for awhile and she did her routine, which actually consisted of handcuffing me to the bed and dripping hot wax from a burning candle on my chest and stomach. I’ve never been a guy for BDSM, but the view was amazing, and watching a hot girl play dominatrix while you’re helpless is really a huge turn on. She also wanted to use a blindfold on me, but I wanted to see everything, so I declined.
When we were done with the light bondage play, she proceeded to do a BBBJ with fire and ice followed by some rimming. Her oral skills were above average, but nothing to write home about. Then I flipped her onto the bed and had my way of fooling around with her for awhile. I actually got in a full two strokes bareback before she curiously asked if I wanted to use a condom. I’m sure I could have had her bareback from start to finish if I wanted to take that risk, but better safe than sorry.
After the condom went on, we did it in a variety of positions. Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, and then finished in missionary again. After I came, she did this amazing thing with her pussy where it felt like everything was contracting around my dick and milking it dry. I started to pull out but she held onto me, pulled me closer, and just hugged and held me for about a minute or two, all the while occasionally milking my dick with her contracting pussy. Amazing. After I pulled out, she took off the condom and told me to lay back down with her. We kind of just laid there snuggling and talking for maybe 5 minutes before going to take a quick shower to clean up. Then we got dressed, hugged and kissed for a bit, and then she took my hand and lead me out.
The service was a solid 9.5. I had to dock half a point off because for one, communication was a problem. #722 was Vietnamese (her name is Ayun, by the way). She speaks decent Cantonese, but I don’t; her Mandarin was a lot worse than mine, and she didn’t speak any English at all. And while the service was definitely top-notch, she wasn’t really that passionate about it. Definitely wasn’t mechanical or uninspired, just more like inhibited and slightly shy. And lastly, if she could have just taken my dick in another inch or two during oral and added some breast rubbing to the action, I could have melted in her mouth right then and there. Again, very minor flaws, nothing to complain about, but I felt it was just a tad short of a perfect 10.
One thing I really liked about Ayun was how she didn’t give a rat’s ass about the phone ringing. I always like to take a look at the time before a session starts. The first time the phone rang was around the 50-minute mark, though I’m not really sure because I was too busy fucking to check the clock. She acted like nothing happened. It rang again about 5 minutes later, but again, she didn’t care and we continued as we were. Then it started ringing every 3 minutes. After I finished and we were laying there, the phone rang again a 5th time. I asked her if time was up and she just casually said it’s almost up and told me not to worry about it. After we were all showered and dressed, the phone had rang about 8-9 times, with the last 2 rings about only a minute apart. The last one wouldn’t stop ringing and Ayun had to actually pick it up and tell them we were heading out right now. I looked at the clock and it was about 70 minutes after we started (the session was only for 60 minutes). I asked her about it and she just waved it off and said management’s always pushy like that. This definitely earned her some major brownie points. Everyone who has ever been rushed through a session by a girl who was literally counting the seconds until she could throw you out the door knows what I’m talking about.
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18 Sauna Review (Part 3/4)
Part 3/4
At about 11:15 PM, I left the room with my head a little woozy, and I was definitely satisfied and relaxed, but was sad to see Ayun go. I made my way back to the main lounge area and saw a group of Chinese girls parading around trying to talk up random guys. They were hot, and the sight of them made me horny again. I just finished a session, I know! But this place was that good and I was just that horny. I walked around looking for QiQi but didn’t see her anywhere, so I decided to wait until the next show to select a girl. I went over to the restaurant area just to check out what they were serving. Basically rice, noodles, and sandwiches. Suddenly QiQi comes up from behind me and coyly accuses me of standing her up. I told her I was late to the show and couldn’t find her in the lineup. She said it was because she was selected very early, and she thought it was me, but was disappointed when she showed up in the room and it was some old guy. Ironically, it was the guy who was sitting in the chair next to me. Guess he saw us talking before, heard her telling me her identification number (the girls only wear their identification number during the show, not when they’re roaming the room), and decided to steal her. Bastard.
Anyways, QiQi was pretending to be all sad about it, and suggested that I go a second round with her. She had this whole daddy-come-spank-me appeal that I absolutely loved. And besides, I was horny for a second round anyway. But there were no rooms available and the manager said we might have to wait awhile, so we got a beer and went back to my lounge chair. This time, she laid down in the chair with me and was very flirting and touchy. So nice to be able to communicate with someone.
QiQi was totally into me. She told me that she was single but really wanted to have a boyfriend like me and asked me if I was interested. I told her I would definitely want her for a girlfriend, but I was leaving in 2 days. She said that wouldn’t be a problem. She asked me if I wanted to wait until she got off and she would take me to a bar or KTV. I didn’t know if she expected money, but I figured it was bad form to ask about payment for something like this (for all you know she could be doing it just for fun, and asking for payment would be an insult), so I just asked when she got off. She said 12 AM. It was already 11:40 PM by then, and there still wasn’t a room available, so I said that I could just wait until she got off and we could go somewhere else, but she said that it looks bad if a customer cancels on a girl, and she could use the commission, and stuff along those lines. She went to the front desk to push for a room, and soon came back, pulled me up, and led me downstairs.
I went into the room first, and QiQi showed up with her basket of gadgets a few seconds later. The second the door was shut she threw her arms around me and got into some DFK action. Screw the routines, we just did what we felt like doing. Total GFE. We stripped each other naked and then messed around in the shower for a bit. I got in about a good minute of bareback on the water chair (I know, I have a nasty habit of testing how much a girl is into it with a little bareback, but I only do it with the really hot and seemingly clean ones) before she eagerly went down on me. Her oral skills were average, but she was very enthusiastic about it, giving me strong eye contact and licking her lips and just really enjoying herself the entire time. Then we rinsed off and went back to the bed. A little more foreplay ensued, then the condom went on and we got straight down to action. Nothing special, just went through the various positions. QiQi was a lot more vocal than Ayun, and I really liked that.
I don’t know if it was because we spent too much time on the foreplay or if I was lasting longer because I just had a session not long ago, but the phone rang much sooner than I expected. I was just starting to get into my groove when it did. QiQi really cared about the time. Don’t get me wrong, the session was not rushed at all, but I think she did not want to risk leaving the room late and have management breathe down her neck about it, so she told me to hurry up and finish because time was running out. That kind of ruined things a bit, and I had to try really hard to cum fast. Then we had a quick rinse in the shower and got dressed. She asked me for my number, but I don’t have a cell phone in Macau, so she just told me to wait for her outside the front door. Hugged, kissed, and she got me out of the room at the 58-minute mark. Service = 9. Her caring too much about the time cost her some points, but her great attitude, total GFE, and complete break from routine won a lot back for her.
Not wanting to be late for our date, I got dressed and went to the front desk to settle the bill. The total was a whooping $4,066 HKD. I took a quick glance and saw that both girls ran me $1,800 HKD each. It was more than I expected to spend, but I think it was definitely worth it because I had the time of my life. Next time I’m going to be tighter with the purse strings for sure, but for a first-time experience, I don’t regret it at all.
It was 1 AM when I left. I waited for QiQi for a couple minutes before seeing her. She was very sexy in her own clothes. Did not have that walking girl look at all, but was still very hot. She brought along 3 other friends from work. She proudly introduced me as the guy she was telling them about. They were all very nice, all 8s. They took me to this Chinese bar and we got a booth in the back, ordered a lot of beer, and just talked, flirted, and had a great time playing Chinese drinking games. The other girls seemed to be into me, and for a moment there I had visions of a threesome or possible orgy, but I noticed that QiQi was getting a little territorial in that cattish sort of way, so I didn’t push my luck. We left the bar at around 3:30 AM. I paid for QiQi, and the other girls were trying to get me to pay for everyone, but QiQi stepped up and said that I would only be paying for her because she was special to me. Saved me some money right there. Then the other girls took a cab and left. QiQi said that she lived with her sister and cousin (who are also in the trade, by the way) and didn’t want to go home so late. I took the not-so-subtle hint and invited her back to my hotel.
This time, QiQi made up for rushed service by having sex the way it was meant to be had. We were both pretty drunk, and we fucked like animals all over the room. It was my third time tonight, and with the alcohol and everything, I could not cum for the love of God. But I was still horny as hell, so I was doing it so hard and fast, and the unholy alliance of alcohol and testosterone just kept me going forever. We went through a whole tube of lube before I finally blew my balls dry and we both fell dead on the bed. Last thing I remember was seeing a hint of daybreak before I fell asleep.
QiQi woke me up around 10:30 AM. I was wasted, and my dick was so sore and red, but my first thought when seeing her was that I need to fuck her again even if the little guy was already half-dead. But QiQi had to get back to work by 12. She told me to wait for her again a little after midnight. She asked me for $100 HKD for a cab, kissed me, and left. I went back to sleep and woke up in the afternoon.
Come midnight, I went back to the Golden Dragon Hotel and waited about 30 minutes before QiQi came. She said she was so tired from yesterday and instead of eating she used her free time to catch some quick naps. So we got something to eat, had a few drinks, and then went back to my hotel again. Things were happening in their usual order, but when I told her to put a condom on for me, she told me she didn’t want me to use one. She said I was leaving tomorrow, and she wanted to experience the whole me, all of me, and even wanted me to cum inside her. She said she was clean and on the pill so I had nothing to worry about it. Now while I enjoy testing the waters bareback just to see how into the sex a girl is, I rarely do it for long, much less finish inside, but we were getting along so well and she really wanted this, so against my better judgment I just threw caution to the wind and blew everything I had into that wet pussy of hers. I pulled out with my dick all covered in her juices and my cum, and she took it in her mouth, cleaned it all up, and swallowed everything down.
Again, QiQi had to leave for work before noon the next day, and I had to checkout before 12 anyway, so we packed up together and left. I tipped her $1,000 HKD even though she didn’t ask for it, in part because I really enjoyed myself with her, but also because I didn’t want her to take this temporary boyfriend thing too seriously since I still want to sample other girls in the future. She seemed pretty happy with everything, so that’s good. We exchanged e-mails and phone numbers before parting.
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18 Sauna Review (Part 4/4)
Part 4/4
Conclusion & Summary
1. I am swearing off Lisboa, Venetian, and other walking girls of this sort for life! Saunas is where it’s at; they blow everything else out of the water. In all my years of mongering around the globe, there’s nothing like it in the world. The only thing that even comes remotely close are the bathhouses in Japan, but the girls there aren’t as hot and they’re too shy to really get into it or break from routine.
2. 18 Sauna is for high-rollers. That place will cost you an arm and a leg! But you definitely get what you pay for. I highly recommend it, and I think everyone should try it out at least once. I will definitely be going back again (after checking out Rio next time!).
3. #722, Ayun. Vietnamese girl, 23 y/o, 158 cm, 44 kg, 32DD all natural absolutely perfect breasts. Light kissing allowed. A little shy and communication was slightly a problem, but she was really into her work and had a few tricks up her sleeve, and with all the mirrors and everything, you’d feel like you were starring in your very own porno. Face = 8, body = 10, service = 9.5.
4. #766, QiQi. Chinese girl, 21 y/o, 157 cm, 42 kg, 32C natural breasts. Total GFE, really enjoyed herself, had no problems breaking with routine and just going with the flow. Very coy with the whole please-fuck-me look in her eyes. Also fairly vocal during sex. This is like the hot chick you score at a bar and take home for a one night stand. Face = 9, body = 8, service = 9.
5. I asked QiQi why the prices vary so much girl to girl because they all looked equally hot. She said it was really about service. As the price goes up, the girls will perform more services and be more into the sex (or at least pretend to be). Even though 18 Sauna has its standards, at the low end of the price spectrum, you could end up with a wham, bam, thank you, Ma’am session, especially if the girl finds you unattractive. On the flip side, if you’re young and handsome, you can save a lot of money by going for the cheap (but still hot) girls and receive excellent service out of their own free will.
6. A lot of Chinese girls have an aversion to foreigners. They’re also pickier about their clients. That’s why they actively roam the main lounge area looking for attractive guys to service instead of just waiting in the lineup during the show. Vietnamese girls tend to prefer foreigners over Asians, and they usually provide a better quality of service because the Vietnamese teacher trains them that way.
7. If you can speak whatever language the girl speaks, they’re usually pretty willing to meet up with you outside of work. Sometimes they’ll expect money for it, sometimes they do it just for fun, and there’s really no way to tell other than asking straight out, which kind of kills the mood. But if she does ask you for a little something afterwards, stick to the $700 - $1,000 HKD range. Also, arrange your dates discreetly, as the girls will get into major trouble if management finds out. A lot of the girls will only agree to these dates after you pay for their services first, so contact information is usually exchanged in the sex room where no one can see.
And that’s it guys, a review hot off the press while I’m at the airport waiting for my flight back home. I routinely make weekend trips to Macau for mongering every 3 months (March, June, September, and December). Usually around the 20th, but that’s flexible. If anyone wants to go together, just let me know. After I pay off the debts incurred from 18 Sauna, I’ll pay for a membership and then you guys can PM me for contact info.
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