Dubai Reports

6 years in the Emirates fast coming to an end. Before I go into box taping mode I took advantage of a day of business in Dubai to get 2 nights out on Saturday and Sunday. Love those 2 for 1 deals.

Since a long trip to Asia and South America is looming the mission these nights was to find Africans and/or CIS. The mission was accomplished, even satisfying my picky tastes.

This time I had the honor of meeting Piper, My Kapitan and Wicked Roger as well as two lovely lady companions at Regal. Big regrets for not meeting these guys sooner. The ladies were with Kapitan and Roger, so Piper and I went foraging for our own. Thanks Piper for the drinks.

Regal on Saturday night: Parked the car in the usual spot just around the corner from Regal. 10:30ish was pretty empty as before. Good lookers just beginning to arrive. If you’re in a hurry it’s a good time to strike a deal and get out before it crowds up. Although this night it never got that bad and there was even space on the rail next to the dance floor. A couple of rarities happened this night. First there were a couple of Filipinas in the crowd. Not sure if they were WGs or not but one was very nice to look at indeed. If I didn’t have 2 months planned in the PI (July to September) I would have been on that. The other rarity was a little aggressive marketing from CIS girls. Usually they hang back more and let guys come to them. Piper and I did a few rounds of the place, were tempted, but decided to have a look elsewhere.

So we headed over to York. Not a bad crowd here. Quite a number of good lookers to choose from. As I saw in my last time here in April the girls aren’t doing the hard sell. The grabbing and hanging on wasn’t happening like before. Could be a part of all this crackdown business. Some African girls started catching our eyes. There was one in this tiger tighty print outfit that I wish I hadn’t let get away. But a good second choice was Penny from Kenya. Piper wanted to head back to York. So I traded Piper for Penny. When I get around to posting the pic (not of Piper) I think you’ll see I made a good trade. Although I hope we can hang out again some time.

So Penny and I went back to the Rihab Rotana (a little on that in the hotel section). She was teasing, joking, good fun and good company. We agreed on 500 for all night. But since I had work the next day I would let her go early. She did a good (covered) BJ and lots of sex in all positions. And I loved her slim but shapely body. Though she was from Kenya she had a more Somali/Ethiopian look to her.

After a brief night’s sleep and an also brief day of work I was ready for another night out. First I had a look at Rattlesnake. It ended up not really being worth the drive. I was approached by one decent looking Chinese girl. But since I have contacts lined up in Shenzhen, Guangzhou and Beijing next month I decided to pass. There wasn’t much else to be seen so I headed back out.

Since I was really looking for quality and not caring much about price I figured there would be no better place than Cyclone. Cover charge was 75. With all the money this place makes why can’t they afford to pave the parking lots? I mean, they want you to wear nice shoes, no flip flops or sandals allowed. But then they make you muss up those nice shoes in their dusty parking lots.

Anyway, inside the place was packed with talent. Mobs of gorgeous Chinese girls. Walking the gauntlet it felt like I could get piled on at any time. I was really heartbroken not to go for one of the Chinese girls. But I was focused and determined about finding a CIS. The CIS side was also filled out well, but not quite as much as the Chinese. There were also pockets from other Arab countries, Turkish and Caucasus CIS (Azerbaijan, Georgia, etc.). I wasn’t long in finding what I was looking for, which was a good thing since each small bottle of Heineken costs 35.

In one of the alcoves to the right of the entrance I found Galena (I think). She said her name to me several times and that’s about as close as I could make out. She’s slim (what else?), about 165 cm, from Moskva. Fine, long, straight reddish blond hair, blue eyes, captivating smile. She was outgoing for a CIS girl here. After some negotiating we agreed on 900 for all night. Hey, it’s Cyclone.

Back at the room it was mostly good. But she did alternate between good service and indifference. She started off bad by sitting in the one person chair (not the couch next to it) and going for the TV remote. But the good thing that happened here was the movie Gladiator being on. Russel Crowe and all the the gory fight scenes seemed to turn on my little Cossack girl. She was good at pushing all my buttons, very acrobatic, explorative…I had a very good time. Good GFE most of the time. Her English was just so so. So there wasn’t much conversation to be done, just body talking.

I kept her all night. It was ok sleeping in since in these last days at the job I have looser ideas about working hours. We had another round in the morning before I let her go.

The traffic and the heat take some getting used to. And I never get used to the prices. But I’ll miss Dubai. There’s great variety of women, lots of expat characters and plenty of non-mongering things to do. I’ll hope to get back here in the near future.

Hey Guys,

Just wanted to check if there has been any recent developments regarding the "H" problem at E's house. Has someone even informed her about it because it would be a bloody shame to lose that place. There is no way in hell I am going to contact those girls unless there is some solid proof that E knows about the problem and has done something to tackle it. I really freaked out when I read JSF's report as I had been with one of those girls around that same time.

Piper, do report on your exprience with the Indian contact of JSF as I am yet to have a good experience through her. In fact the last one was so bad that I swore that this is the last time I ever call her.

Ciao,
Ohio29.

[QUOTE=Ohio29]Hey Guys,

Just wanted to check if there has been any recent developments regarding the "H" problem at E's house. Has someone even informed her about it because it would be a bloody shame to lose that place. There is no way in hell I am going to contact those girls unless there is some solid proof that E knows about the problem and has done something to tackle it. I really freaked out when I read JSF's report as I had been with one of those girls around that same time.

Piper, do report on your exprience with the Indian contact of JSF as I am yet to have a good experience through her. In fact the last one was so bad that I swore that this is the last time I ever call her.

Ciao,
Ohio29.[/QUOTE]Seems like it might be spreading. I tried to get hold of E and inform her about it. But either her phone is permanently in silent mode or she is not picking my call because she does not have my number saved on her new number. So could be she does not answer calls from strange numbers. I have left messages with the manager. Not much hope of getting a call back from E, seeing how the manager needs a lot of CS lessons.

If any of you guys bump into E, hope you are well padded in the back side when you bump into her and crash to the floor, please do inform her about this problem. I know a lot of the forum guys, who took number from me in the past, are still visiting that place.

About the Indian contact. Mate that problem is long gone. I guess you were perhaps the only forum member who got that tasty dish ;) When the indian madame came back I told her not to introduce any of my friends to that girl. she informed me that the girl is long gone. So no worries on that score. Ofcourse since I have never laid eyes on her new brood I cannot recommend/trash any of them offhand.

Justfun

Mahku - great to meet you - happy travels next six months (I'm still jealous). Will try and follow your reports around the world.
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F's house is still going strong. I passed her number yesterday to a member I know well, who rarely posts (Mr D of our threesone with his non-WG girlfriend last year). F called me last night for verification, while Mr D was on the other line. I reminded her about the little party at her apartment with Dubai Sleuth and LuvBug, where JSF made a guest appearance, and she remembered. She asked me to pop by one day, and I just might (another senior member here wants me to give her a little present ;)). Anyway, just called Mr D, and he was happy with the girl who turned up at his hotel last night.
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[QUOTE=Ohio29]Piper, do report on your exprience with the Indian contact of JSF as I am yet to have a good experience through her. [/QUOTE]Ohio, I haven't had the chance to check out her girls yet, but am very tempted. Only problem is she has different categories from "Nice Indian girls" with little English (600DH), through to Stunning Pakistani Girls with perfect English (1500). Decisions decisions. The girls do not work from a house, but have other jobs in Dubai and moonlight part-time. They do outcalls only.

Quoting Bar Crawler: "Naomi Campbell look-alike seems weird ... maybe as unstable as the real one".
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BC - Naomi definitely is a little, ahem, different in attitude. In her phone calls and voicemail messages she is trying her best to put on an upper class accent, and is overly polite and well-enunciated in her conversations. Dammit, I don't want to have to spend time breaking down pretensions with her.

That's the point I was trying to make in my musings yesterday: Tonight's internet date is also African, she's a professional in a good regular job, but with a fiance in the US, so a little lonely. Unlike Naomi, she has no pretensions. We both know why we're having dinner at my place instead of a restaurant tonight, and why she's taking the day off work tomorrow (unless I'm completely misreading her).

Regardless, the Enigma CD is set up, the Australian Chardonnay is chilled, the scented candles are ready to be lit, her favorite Belgian chocolates are ready for me to place in her mouth, and the aromatic massage oil is by the bed. Who says I'm not romantic?

Sunday: Couch vs 11bravo
What with the usual weekend [i]entertainment[/i], plus an early evening game on Friday AND another Saturday afternoon, Couch was an odds on favorite to easily knockout 11b. For most of the fight, no contest, Couch way ahead on points. Last round, Couch was looking for that knockout punch, 11b reeling in its clutches. However, final round, Stomach made a loud rumble, then a flurry, and 11b escaped Couch's clinch. It was close, but Stomach could not be denied.

Winner, split decision: 11bravo

Sunday: Refrigerator vs 11bravo
This early in the week, again, Refrigerator would be HEAVILY favored. Plenty of reserves from the usual domestic bliss of Miss Thursday. Plus, Wednesday had seen a dinner party with Miss PPMW (previous previous miss wed), her sister, and another punter; thus, even more leftovers.

However, early on, Refrigerator had sustained several injuries. First, Friday, Spinner, after the [i]entertainment[/i], had said she was hungry (note to self: when she says she's just woken up, and can be ready in 30 minutes, don't be so eager. Make it an hour and 30 minutes so she has a chance to eat). Luckily enough, the leftovers were all PRC, so no problem depleting Refrigerator's reserves, along with the assistance of Mr. Microwave. As a 2nd blow, Miss Friday left no time for the usual grocery store replenishment run.

The crippling blow was struck Saturday, when Miss PMW (previous miss wed) sms'd she'd be able to show up for a couple of innings as a relief pitcher. Given her hall of fame pitching with those smokin' hummers, amazing curves, and all-star status, that game HAD to be played. Once again, no time for the supermarket run. 11b reduced to eating [u]POP-TOP CANNED[/u] ravioli for dinner Saturday night.

Beginning the match, Refrigerator had NOTHING to offer, just an empty shell. One punch thrown: some leftover chili. However, Refrigerator disqualified for a low blow (note to self: plain chili in the frig, OK. Chili with cheese on top: only if the purpose is to culture some [i]interesting[/i] blue grey [i]somethings[/i] on top).

Winner, unanimous decision: 11bravo
Thus:
[b]INFO ON: Rattlesnake, 9:15 - 10:15 Sunday[/b]

Off to Rattlesnake. Early, but still 4, 5 PRC's inside, including the girl I'd [i]escorted[/i] inside last visit. However, tonight, no recognition of my chivalry. Another one, a previous pull, now, at 9:15, rather than 12:30, only invoked the overpowering feeling of what was I thinking?!?

Sparse crowd. 9:30, a wave of PRC's arriving, couple of africans. One petite and elegant african (2 adjectives I don't usually use to modify the african noun) flitting around. But nothing compelling in my current state.

Ordered a tostada. For me, it typified the typical [u]woman[/u] at Rattlesnake: all the ingredients present, just not put together quite right. Above a [i]fast food[/i] street walker, but way short of a Cyclone [i]delicacy[/i]. Oh well, like a 'Snake wg, enough to satiate the appetite for now.

Band started; first 3 songs did NOT appeal to me at all (something that will NOT happen at Seaview), Mr. Prancy starting his routine, female vocalists demurely attired, number of [i]civilian[/i] couples arriving, and only one wg mildly appealing, easy to head home and savor victory over Couch.
[b]INFO OFF[/b]



Monday: Couch vs 11bravo
Couch regains advantage, punching hard, 11b only managing to escape Couch's deadly clinch by exchanging some sms's with Spinner. However, she's non-committal as to this evening, sms exchange peters out, so things looking grim. However, with still no food run performed, 11b able to dance away. Not a good fight, but title remains with 11b, crowd booing. Besides, BC said he might be up at Seaview for a first set.

[b]INFO ON: Seaview, 9:15 - 11:00 Monday[/b]

Some accident on the coast road, so takes 15 minutes to travel the last 50 yards to the turnoff to the Seaview. Yikes! Arriving Seaview 9:15, BC present, no wg's in sight (no correlation). We order dinner and catch up on world events. Just before 9:30, the first wg, a PRC (surprise, surprise) is sighted. Band arrives soon after (again, no correlation). Number of other wg's arriving, mainly PRC's at this early hour. Place is very empty; I feel sorry for the wg's.

I turn around and who do I see? Spinner approaching with a shy grin. Turns out, language barrier led to a confusion of intentions via the sms's. No problem now. BC somewhat ignored (sorry about that) as Spinner is totally engaging. We all stay for the band's first set. Near the end of the set, Seaview starts to fill up, but still, not crowded. PRC's (some familiar faces; others, not, but some worth considering for a mid-week pull), a few africans. I did not see any CIS, but, like last time, I was rather distracted by present company.

Band expanding out into some new songs; rather surprised I found myself liking their Cool and the Gang song. Actually, quite a number of new numbers (or at least ones I hadn't heard them do before). Once again, hoarse this morning from singing along (and lack of sleep). Damn you Sporadic, your good eyes, and accurate judgement of attitude.
[b]INFO OFF[/b]

Summary:
Rattlesnake convient (for me, anyway), but always just something not quite in sync.

Seaview fun. Last song of the 1st set: couldn't decide who to watch: Muppet's Animal (bass player on drums), or tall vocalist on bass (no matter what song they sing, when she's playing bass, I always think Robert Palmer's 'Addicted to Love').

[QUOTE=Piper1]Naomi Campbell lookalike has been calling every day (she wants to meet me to discuss a legitimate business proposition). But instead I ended up making another date (dinner at my place) with my internet gal whom I first met a few weeks ago, and have kept in contact with.

Funny thought is - I'm pretty sure I'm going to get laid with Miss Internet date tomorrow night (who is not a WG), but I'm not sure if the same would be true of Naomi, who is a WG. Bizarre.

Having said that, I've agreed to meet up with Naomi the following night. Will see how it goes.[/QUOTE]
Piper

So when does Miss Wildcat return? - is this frantic activity as a result of the imminent return of the Wild One? Based on your FRs and pictures (which put my activities into shame compared with yours!) the house will need double DNA cleaning ;)

Also save some mojo for the birthday present (Az says 17-21) so see if you can sort a business trip please...can't let the lady down ;)

WR

[QUOTE=Piper1]
Regardless, the Enigma CD is set up, the Australian Chardonnay is chilled, the scented candles are ready to be lit, her favorite Belgian chocolates are ready for me to place in her mouth, and the aromatic massage oil is by the bed. Who says I'm not romantic?[/QUOTE]
Piper

You are a dirty minded monger as I can testify (as can many others). WGs bring condoms and lube while Piper et al use Belgian chocolates, Chardonnay (best be a good one please) and aromatic oil. Enigma CD? Ok I pass on that but these are tools of the trade so to speak.

Enjoy yourself as I am sure you will. Thinks of little lonley me in AD is not mongering tonight - well Miss N is busy tonight but I may go for a wander with my chocolate stick ;)

WR

Well, I got home from work 10pm, and checked my messages to find Miss Internet Date can't make it for our date tonight. I called her and she said her friend had a minor car accident, so can we postpone to Thursday night. I said no problems (even though I nearly killed myself at work to leave on time. Grrrr).

Do I believe her? Maybe. Should I sit here alone feeling sorry for myself, drink my two bottles of chardonnay, stuff myself with Belgian chocolates, and use the massage oil alone? Probably. But I won't. As WR points out, my bachelor days are coming to an end, so I want to make the most of it.

I just called Naomi Campbell (Dubai version), and invited her to my place tonight for our "business meeting" originally planned for tomorrow night. She asked for some time to think it over and call me back. I said "No hurry, take your time". She called back 30 seconds later and is on her way.

Could be an interesting night of intellectual conversation, chardonnay, chocolates and oil. Or maybe not.

How on earth does a guy seduce a WG who's pretending hard not to be a WG? And how should I offer money for honey? Maybe as down-payment on our "business deal".

[QUOTE=Piper1]

Could be an interesting night of intellectual conversation, chardonnay, chocolates and oil.
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In that case probably a wise choice to forget the Enigma CD!

MK

Here's another real-time report. ;) I love this hobby.

Naomi is playing me real good, but not good enough.

Naomi arrived just after 11pm, and she just left my place (at 1am). She played it straight all the way. She drank only a half a glass of wine in the two hours (even though she drinks a full bottle plus more at the club). We discussed "business", but she couldn't be specific, so I tried my best to help her save face and kept in listening mode. She also mentioned the cab cost her 90DH from Bur Dubai. Uh huh. Sure. Costs me 25DH maximum.

What does she do in Dubai in her spare time? Shopping in malls. I asked if she lives near BurJuman Mall. She's never heard of BurJuman (the centre of the universe of all shopping malls in Bur Dubai). Naomi says she lives in Hyatt Regency Hotel in Bur Dubai (Hyatt is not in Bur Dubai, but just across the creek in Deira). Unfortunately for me, I pointed this out, and she said she never goes to shopping malls. BC was right - she has a problem.

She asked a few questions about my business, and asked me if I have bank accounts in Dubai. Suddenly I thought about Nigerian email scams.

At some point I made clear my romantic intentions, pointing out she should be a model blah blah blah, and she smiled, but she was still playing very straight. Stroked her arm at one point, and she said "what are you doing!?", so I backed off.

She's either playing "hard to get" or she's not interested in me. Just before 1am she said she should leave soon, as she had to go home to see her brother. I politely (and happily) agreed and called her a cab.

I asked her for a "polite kiss goodnight", and only got a couple of kisses on the cheek. Too polite.

As she was leaving, Naomi asked me when I'm going to Rattlesnake again. I told her maybe next week, and that tonight I'm going straight to bed as I'm tired. (I suspect she's going to Rattlesnake and was checking if I'd go there tonight).

I saw her to the cab, and have just called a cab for myself. I'm off to Rattlesnake. I wonder if I'll meet anyone interesting there?

I actually like Naomi - she's trying her best, but doing it the hard way.

BTW - she asked me for her cab fares and I happily obliged.
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PS Kap - Enigma is the best slow-bonking music - girls love it! :)

Piper, good luck at Rattlesnake, hope the oil and chocolates don't go to waste........
didn't you say the next few weeks were going to sort of quiet for you? ;)

Miss Thursday, who I met 11 months ago TODAY, and have seen every Thursday since, now on her way home. Valid visa, now cancelled. Wrong place, wrong time: earlier this week, York, closing. "Too many CID outside".

You might want to warn any regulars.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Miss Thursday, who I met 11 months ago TODAY, and have seen every Thursday since, now on her way home. Valid visa, now cancelled. Wrong place, wrong time: earlier this week, York, closing. "Too many CID outside".

You might want to warn any regulars.[/QUOTE]

I dont know if its too little too late, but could you offer her a "job" as a houskeeper so she can continue to stay?

She could claim being at York for a drink with freinds?

Sorry if this sounds a bit naiive.

[QUOTE=Piper1]
I asked her for a "polite kiss goodnight", and only got a couple of kisses on the cheek. Too polite.

PS Kap - Enigma is the best slow-bonking music - girls love it! :)[/QUOTE]
Piper

Two girls in one night turn you down! Beware this maybe contagious :)

Enigma would send me to sleep, I just have porno playing - my ladies seem to like that ;)

WR

PS Any more news on birthday party dates?