Massage Jaco Beach Good + CIM + HJ. 40 k + tip
Some gents here asked previously about good massages. Just stayed at Cocal before and found a couple goodies. But most are big-fake-tit gringo hunters. I speak enough Spanish to strike up a conversation for the night now, so wasn't exactly my cup of tea. But had a good time with a lady from San Jose. She did too much blow though and was constantly distracted. Late night.
But on to the massage. I love a good massage and CIM. Not a wave-their-hands over you massage. But a real one. For this, I recommend leaving Cocal and find someone who actually gives massages, then bargain for the rest. I'll tell you where I went, then a couple other places that are sure things. First, all of this is during the day basically. Most of these places close by 9 pm at latest. So grab numbers earlier if you want one later.
First spot is in the same building as "The Pizza Shop. ", on the main strip Pastor Diaz Ave, near the corner of Calle El Invu. Most days I saw 2-3 chicas sitting on plastic chairs in front of the pizza shop. They have a massage shop in the back of the pizza building, but also sit out there on their days off. Go inside if you don't see them and the shop is open. I don't care for bad-AC shitty rooms and being quiet, so I wanted to grab a number for my hotel later. Told the ladies I needed a strong massage why poco mas. One of them started rubbing my back real strong. Cute face. Big tetas. Got her number and told her I want to CIM. Then did some negotiating over phone. She started at $100 for 1 HR massage with HJ. $120 for CIM. And $150 for Full. Some back and forth and agreed to $80 for CIM, massage, and HJ (x2 leches) in 1 HR.
She's from Nicaragua, beautiful young-looking face (although said she was 30 yo. Would have guessed 24). Ask for Irma. I ended up having her come over in the morning at 10 AM, which is perfect for me. Great way to start the day. I always have coconut oil with me also because it feels great and smells fantastic. After a minute of pushback on the CIM before massage starts, I reminded her to look at the messages of exactly what I wanted. Then she got to work (another reason I like messaging. Easier to negotiate. And to show them what they agreed to jaja).
Great slow start with tongue all the way up and down. Got her shirt and bra off. She wrapped those huge tetas around LB and went to work! Titfuck, blow. Titfuck, blow. Titfuck w / blow. Got on top of her chest and more of the same Then she started blowing harder and working the pelotas, and blew in her boca. It started pouring out all sloppy. Just the way I like it. She kept stroking it until all finished. Ahhhhhhhh. Good work. Good sport. Now ready for a massage Massage was great. Focused on areas I wanted. Strong hands. Got her arms / elbows going with shirt off on my back. Love it. After 30-40 min of this, flip back over, and she goes to town on pelotas and LB with both hands. Said something about having more leche / milk, and she squeezed some milk out of her big tetas. Not what I was expecting, but hey, life is short jaja.
So she keeps going both hands on LB and pelotas while I squeeze some leche out of the closest teta. She's jacking the LB into the other one. Blast on both of them.
Good times. Finished up just inside full hour. No rush by her.
Gave her 40 K + 10 K tip. Just under $100 USD total. You can also get a hotter chick from Cocal for the same hour, but won't get a massage & CIM like this, with 2 leches.
Considering it's $30 USD for a regular hour massage, the extra $50 for 2 leches seems reasonable to me. Especially with a great CIM. + $20 tip for good attitude & service. And I'd rather have one chick do it all (cheaper & more relaxing), then go get blown by one. Go get a good massage from another. Then pay for a HJ. Jaja Plan to repeat this one. Possibly try another chica.
Alternate spot: Type "Hotel Ibiza" in google maps. When you arrive, just 1 or 2 doors away from the beach (toward the main road, Pastor Diaz Ave), there is a massage place on the left hand side (the side with the river). They are sometimes outside or will yell at you if they see you walk by. But if not, just peek inside. Did not try here myself yet, but talked to the chica who was yelling out the door, and she said any type of you want She also licked her lips with a big smile. So I might try just for the enthusiastic sell jeje. Dressed in street clothes. No massage uniform. Yelling down the street at single guys. And confirmed in conversation.
So there you go. 2 spots to enjoy when you want a good massage along with your fun, or just need a break from Cocal with some non-hardcore semi-pros.
Check out my prior posts for great massages in Bali & Medellin, Colombia. And I'll keep posting on occasion when I find some good intel worth reporting to the brothers. Or something I've searched for and haven't been able to find.
Note that even the putas are talking about Coronavirus now, so you know things are serious! Hope I didn't just shoot it into that lovely chica's throat!
Girls is going to be starving in Sosua, Medellin, Jaco, etc with all these countries shutting down. And here I am trying to put women through college.
Life is crazy. Have fun and stay CoronaV-free my friends.
Jaco 1) Chica-acceptable hoteel 2) Not 3) Tips if Cocal is full. Get one anyway
CHICA-acceptable.
I'm staying at Hotel Ibiza tonight. They have several rooms that face the street, on the outside, so you don't have to go through reception. I say chica-acceptable, rather than chica-friendly, because they still want you to register guests at check-in. One older white dude here clearly had a hot prepago local with a string bikini all day by the pool. So probably checked in with her if you have a long-term chica. Or can just bring straight to the room if you get one of the outside rooms, and don't mind skipping security. This is maybe not for first timers. But they have a safe in the room. I've seen several recent posts with Cocal sold out and no place to stay. So here's another option.
COCAL sold out tips.
Also, if Cocal is sold out, be sure to check back a day or two, or day of when you want to stay. They have a free cancellation policy, and many people bail the day before or day of. Basically, if you haven't checked in yet, they'll let you cancel without deposit. They told me sold out when I checked a few days before, but a pool view room on the 2nd floor overlooking the action a day before I wanted to check in. Rooms are basically opening up daily. Or just walk in or call the day you need it.
NOT chica friendly. But got CIM here anyway (it was an accident!
Hotel Balcon Del Mar. Family friendly place. Says no prepagos in English at reception.
See my prior post regarding masseuse. But basically told her to come in the morning at 10 AM. Restaurant is open to outsiders during day, so told her to wear normal clothes and just walked with her from beach, past restaurant, up stairs to my room. Walking with someone dressed like prepago, they would stop you or at minimum everyone would give you dirty looks walk of shame, then maybe politely tell you next morning it's not welcome. On the way down, masseuse tells me to say she's my cousin if anyone asks. Hmmm sure. Anyway, no issues coming up or down. Beautiful views of pool and ocean for reasonable price. But they don't want you there. Try not to go and exercise caution if you do.
Overall, Jaco is not my favorite place. Would rather be in Medellin. Or Sosua, personally.
I like a little more grit in my teeth jaja.
But if you're into the fish-bowl style hunting with pros, don't speak Spanish, have some cash to blow, like big fake tetas, and the beach, I would recommend it.