Managua

Blessed by God, I gained access to a vibrator. I've never used one before. Not on me, but on a female is what I'm referring. Up to this point in life, I've layed miles of pipe and zero pvc.

Sitting upon my lap we learned how to use it. I didn't know and thought it was for the clitoris. She placed the 6 inch long, 3 inch wide vibrator within her vagina. I think the baby became dizzy from the vibrations.

The force of the vibrator was so strong that I had visions of "Old Sparky," from Huntsville, Texas.

We adjourned to the "professional playing field" (ie. my bed) where she swallowed the vibrator in total. She had it within her guts in several positions (ie. spread eagle, legs closed, doggy, and anal.) She commented, "Que mojado!"

She stated that she liked the aparatus. She enjoyed "Me Loaf" better. She likes both, but I'm "Me Loaf."

In the words of "Nica Bound," "Me, me, me, me, me, me." I want attention. LOL.

It was fun learning this herramiento (ie. tool.) Don't correct my spelling "Dickhead." I must admit that I too was a little lost, but took direction well. With nose near snatch, I watched her go to work.

She'll be back tomorrow and we'll learn more.

C$ 1,000,000 - C $150 = C$ 9,999,850

Chicks don't suck dick raw dizzy up in Good Times???
What gives????

I, Dickhead, will give you, "Me Loaf" some valuable tips for the use of vibrators. 1) It's good to have some fresh batteries, some that are in mid-life, and some that are almost dead. Why? Different chicas like different degrees of strength. 2) IME most chicas get off more in the clitoral area than in the vagina, although YEMV. 3) For those who don't like it directly on the clitoris a nice silk scarf in between can help. Double fold or quadruple fold as needed, or start out with several layers and then work your way down to one or none. 4) If all else fails try shoving it up their ass, but 5) do not let them fellate (the rest of you clowns can look the word up) the vibrator as that will chip their teeth, and 6) obviously you need to sterilize it afterwards with alcohol or H2O2.

The best brand IME is the "Pocket Rocket."

[QUOTE=BlackSultan]Chicks don't suck dick raw dizzy up in Good Times???
What gives????[/QUOTE]

Not strangers!

Good Times is 100% condom and the girls are selling ambiance, not sexual pleasure.

The format is USA strip club.

P.S. One day, I saw all of the mattress lined along the street drying after being washed: *****house Managment. It looked crazy 'cause *****houses must maintain the colchones, sabanas y toallas.

What about the fundas and the almohadas?

Tell every girl that you see that you have C$150 in your pocket at all times, and show it to them for proof!

But if you say you have 150 in your pocket "at all times," wouldn't that imply that you have a continuous source of 150C chunks? Seems risky. I always imply a finite amount of funds per month (true enough but of course I have savings, an unknown concept to them). Oftentimes I refuse citas at the end of the month, pleading poverty. Keeps 'em on their toes. Payday here is the 29th of the month so that is normally when I pretend to run out of money. Sometimes they take pity on me and show up with beer.

I'll have to get up to your neck of the woods sometime. I'm a piche guey and so white I had to go to night school or the teacher would mark me absent but I got game and carne molida I ain't. We could be the "checkerboard kids" or some such shit.

Great post on vibrators! You are trully a master on the subject and if I might add a new angle on the subject;

I recently came across the vibating condom rings in the local walmart, condom section, and took a couple back to Rio for experimentation. They cost about U$7.00 each, a little pricey for everyday use, but I believe cheaper versions or a reusable one might be available elsewhere. They are shaped like a silicone cock ring with a mini button cell batery disposable vibrator located on the top. They promise 20 minutes, but it gave me more than 1 hour on multiple sessions with one garota using one of the durex brand, which can be turned on and off by pressing the soft silicone clitoris stimulator area. It finaly gave out after the silicone ring broke on the third session. The Trojan Magnum brand seems better built and has a softer silicone coating, but once activated by breaking off a small tab, they can not be turned off.

For front to front sex (missionary or cowgirl) the stimulator goes up on the top of your cock and front to back sex (reverse cowgirl and doggy), the stimulator goes on the bottom of your cock. Let me say that; They are realy great! Every garota that i used it on, was always asking for more and more and when will I will bring another one again. I supose they are best used only on garotas that are not overly sensitive in the clitoris area and a test with the pocket rocket for sensitivity, might be in order prior to using one. In cowgirl, be prepared for a rough and intense ride, as she grinds into the stimulator, trying to reach an orgasm. It provides both with a very intense orgasm and you will tingle from head to toes for several minutes afterwards.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]I, Dickhead, will give you, "Me Loaf" some valuable tips for the use of vibrators. 1) It's good to have some fresh batteries, some that are in mid-life, and some that are almost dead. Why? Different chicas like different degrees of strength. The best brand IME is the "Pocket Rocket."[/QUOTE]

She wants the d*ck bad, but I'm not answering up.

She wants C$ 2,000 per week: She must of heard some chisme.

She rested on cautro patos and that third eye looks good, so I offered C$ 2,000. She didn't reply.

That's C$ 2,000 for me then.

She has some good meat, pretty face, nice body, and is overall good on the looks. She claims to be attending school for Business.

I guess I'll bring my vibrator next time.

C$ 999,850 - C$ 350 = C$ 999,500

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Not strangers!

Good Times is 100% condom and the girls are selling ambiance, not sexual pleasure.

The format is USA strip club.

P.S. One day, I saw all of the mattress lined along the street drying after being washed: *****house Managment. It looked crazy 'cause *****houses must maintain the colchones, sabanas y toallas.[/QUOTE]
Ambience is cool, but that ain't what I am looking for.
Hopefully these chicas can handle a dickin down. I am a bonafide freak. Can Nicaraguan chicas get freaky??? I mean porn star style freaky minus the sex toys.

[QUOTE=BlackSultan]Ambience is cool, but that ain't what I am looking for.
Hopefully these chicas can handle a dickin down. I am a bonafide freak. Can Nicaraguan chicas get freaky??? I mean porn star style freaky minus the sex toys.[/QUOTE]
You must live in Nicaragua for everything!

You must put in face time for any "real success" and "Meat Loaf" posts. After they get to know you, assuming you speak Spanish, then they will get freaky.

After they get to know you, and see you, and speak to you, they will give you the opportunity to become Carne Molida for 20% on the 18 - 25 year plan.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You must live in Nicaragua for everything!

You must put in face time for any "real success" and "Meat Loaf" posts. After they get to know you, assuming you speak Spanish, then they will get freaky.

After they get to know you, and see you, and speak to you, they will give you the opportunity to become Carne Molida for 20% on the 18 - 25 year plan.[/QUOTE]
I think a tongue up the ass might be a sufficient substitute for deficient Spanish speaking skills. It works in the DR and Colombia. I know.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]It's funny / cool to watch how things happen.

DrDewMan has been "tearing up" Managua and showing you guys how to enter the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. (He's stealing my thunder.)

He's doing great considering he's a tourist! I have revealed all of the information you need to know on how to win in Nicaragua. He reads my posts, writes notes, and lives out his experience.

Sorry for talking so much on Saturday. LOL. You guys know I flap my gums and fingers alot so every now and then tell me to "shut up." I can take suggestions.

Keep up the good work![/QUOTE]Thanks Meat Loaf, and I am not trying to take over your tour business, but places like Lady's should be on everyone's list to visit while in Managua.

I counted 13 girls there on Thursday or Friday afternoon and I would do all of them, one at a time of course.

I remember the first time Meat Loaf took me there, there was one girl working and I did her, while Meat Loaf drink a few Tona's. The place has a very calming affect and after you get to know the girls it is really a fun place to hang out and drink and just have great, cheap sex.

I do know quite a bit about vibrators as well and Meat Loaf you can check with Mary, Carmen, Daniela and Esmeralda for references and or any training with your new toy. It is a clit vibrator but does a real nice job when inserted in the vagina. "Always use a lubricant with this product for maximun pleasure".

Great seeing you again and I sure everyone enjoyed the tips on business
ventures and how to make all that work out for you.

On my trip in February I met a taxi driver who spoke perfect English and he gave me his business card for any future needs. When I booked my trip for March I called Michaell and told him when I was coming in and what would it cost me to get a pick up from the airport. The cost was just $10. 00 from the airport to the Hotel CristoRey. I sent Michael an email with my flight information and the arrangements were made to have him also pick up my 2 amigos the following night. One at 6:30pm and the other at 12 midnight. The 6:30pm flight was 2 hours late, Michaell called me and told me he would wait for my friend there at the airport. He brought him to the hotel and then we went out to dinner and all 3 of us returned to the airport for the 12:00 midnight pickup.

I did not want to post this information until I had used his services and he is by far the most knowledgeable and dependable driver I have ever used.

If you have a favorite young lady and need to get her a passport for whatever reason, he knows all the places you need to go, starting with the birth certificate and then to the different offices to obtain the passport. Or any other official business, he is the expert.

I even received a wake up call the morning I was leaving to go to the airport, and Michaell was 10 minutes early coming to the hotel to pick me up, which is not very common in Nicaragua.

I will include his phone numbers and email address for contact purposes.

Michaell Peters 505 851-8104 & 505 990-9448

[email]michaellpeters21atyahoo. Es[/email]

Thanks, drdewman

[QUOTE=DrDewman]If you have a favorite young lady and need to get her a passport for whatever reason, he knows all the places you need to go, starting with the birth certificate and then to the different offices to obtain the passport.[/QUOTE]The birth certificate can be quickly sorted through the touts over the road from the main Migracion building.

Passports can be had legitimately in 24 hours from the same place or, more easily, from the Migracion office in Metrocentro. It's still a hell of a queue, though.