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I only recently found out that so called,"legit" massage parlors are offering FS. I really thought only the soapies did this.
Actually it males sense because the poor girl is making crap money otherwise.
But do restaurants let you barfine the waitresses too? I mean they seem legit. It seems to me that most of them.
Will not and a restaurant is the one of the places a woman that wants to earn a living standing up can go.
[QUOTE=Naked Gunz; 1222782]I only recently found out that so called,"legit" massage parlors are offering FS. I really thought only the soapies did this.
Actually it males sense because the poor girl is making crap money otherwise.
But do restaurants let you barfine the waitresses too? I mean they seem legit. It seems to me that most of them.
Will not and a restaurant is the one of the places a woman that wants to earn a living standing up can go.[/QUOTE]N. G,
Just my personal experience and opinion on this subject. There are many legit massage parlors throughout Pattaya that aren't doing any extras excluding FS, and you need to be careful in your approach. My own rule of thumb is the location of the parlor? For example: If the place is located on Soi Buakhao or off on another Soi most likely it will offer extras, or a parlor on Soi Post Office, a massage parlor located where there are plenty of BeerBars. Smoke glass windows and girls sitting outside calling you handsome man? If you ask for a oil massage and after your shower you return and lay down on the mat and she returns and doesn't cover your fat ass with a towel that is a hint for me at least? There are many former bargirls that are tired of the scene that go to work in a parlor.
When it comes to restaurants you need to be careful and don't just start grabbing ass or assuming? Just like home, you smile and try to strike up a conversation and learn more about her. I found that if she speak some English or is working in a restaurant in a tourist area and working for a Farang restaurant you have a greater chance that she might allow you to take her out sometime but you are going to put in some work. I had friends go to Beergarden as a regular in town and fancy a few of the waitress and have met up with them on their off days. The problem with these is that they get attached to you thinking it is much more than a quickie?
LBM
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1222848]When it comes to restaurants you need to be careful and don't just start grabbing ass or assuming? Just like home, you smile and try to strike up a conversation and learn more about her. I found that if she speak some English or is working in a restaurant in a tourist area and working for a Farang restaurant you have a greater chance that she might allow you to take her out sometime but you are going to put in some work.[/QUOTE]In addition he will have to be there a long ass time because their off days are few and far between.
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1222848]N. G,
When it comes to restaurants you need to be careful and don't just start grabbing ass or assuming?
LBM[/QUOTE]Thanks Mr. E and LBM,
That's what I thought. It's not take out like a Go Go or Bar Beer, but a regular chick you would have to pursue.
Are there any Wi-Fi spots in Pattaya? Where I can carry Laptop or tablet and connect for free? How about Cyber cafes? Where are they located? How much they charge?
Thanks in advance
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1218402]Well we have had the Uzbeks, the Nigerians, and now we have the Colombians. Last night at 3am I went into Mixx Disco and I started talking to the first girl I saw. She was sitting next to the door, a superstar. She didn't look Thai to me but sometimes I can't tell. I finally asked where she was from and she said Colombia. Then I told her "mentirosa," which means liar in Spanish. From there on out we were speaking in Spanish. She said that she was from Pereira. She had come to Thailand to "work." She had done 1 month in Bangkok and now she had already been in Pattaya for 1 month. I told her that I was going to circle the club but I would be right back.
Well by the time I got back some Middle Eastern guy had already scooped her up. I said damn, I told you I would be right back. She pointed another girl out and said it was her friend from Cali, Colombia. I said of course, I can tell by her ass. She appeared to have the classic Medellin ass implants. So I spoke to her quickly then made another circle around the club. I thought to myself that I should go ask them how much guys are giving them in Thailand. But when I got back around there was no sign of them. They went like hotcakes. Maybe I will go back there again tonight just to ask them.[/QUOTE]Where would one find a Nigerian or other black chick in Patts
[QUOTE=Fck Dick; 1223245]Are there any Wi-Fi spots in Pattaya? Where I can carry Laptop or tablet and connect for free? How about Cyber cafes? Where are they located? How much they charge?
Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]Several cafes around town charge less than one Baht per minute or 30 Baht for an hour. You can connect for free at Subway (near Big C on 2d Road or on BR near Soi 5 and Soi 10) as well as McDonald's restaurants and many other places, even in some massage shops, just ask them for the password. Chivarome Health Massage, South Pattaya Road is one such shop. Also try [url]http://www.3bbhotspot.com/home/index.php[/url] as they have hotspots all over town.
[QUOTE=Gin And Tonic;1223252]Where would one find a Nigerian or other black chick in Patts[/QUOTE]Saw three of them sitting at the rooftop of the Royal Garden about an hour ago, definitely look like they were in the business. You can probably catch them on WS now.
[quote=mr enternational;1218402]well we have had the uzbeks, the nigerians, and now we have the colombians.[/quote]are you kidding me? that is a long way for a colombian to travel to work, but i'm sure there it is a good market for them.
this means i don't have to travel to st. maarten, panama city, or to medellin to get my colombian fix; yippee!
see you soon my friend.
[QUOTE=Run Mann;1223259]Saw three of them sitting at the rooftop of the Royal Garden about an hour ago, definitely look like they were in the business. You can probably catch them on WS now.[/QUOTE]thanks RM, still 13 time zones away but will be there next weekend, been in RG many times@Coffee Club (nice fillet steak) but never on roof, what is up there
[QUOTE=Gin And Tonic;1223252]Where would one find a Nigerian or other black chick in Patts[/QUOTE]Met a couple of African girls on Beach Road, when I was in Pattaya recently. One of the girls, from Botswana, was eminently fukable and I toyed with the idea of 'walking' her as a bit of a change. But she just had far too much attitude which led me to suspect that she might be trouble so I let it pass.
[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt;1223419]Met a couple of African girls on Beach Road, when I was in Pattaya recently. One of the girls, from Botswana, was eminently fukable and I toyed with the idea of 'walking' her as a bit of a change. But she just had far too much attitude which led me to suspect that she might be trouble so I let it pass.[/QUOTE]There's a gang of them that hang out at Club Flex! Make a right at McDONALDS on Walking St. New Hip-Hop club (well, new to me ). Club is FIRE! Everybody seems to migrate over there after Lucifer's winds down. I don't think you'll be disappointed!
[QUOTE=Gin And Tonic;1223345]thanks RM, still 13 time zones away but will be there next weekend, been in RG many times@Coffee Club (nice fillet steak) but never on roof, what is up there[/QUOTE]Several food service providers offering different food choices. Some a little overpriced but a nice change of pace to the regular dining experience
appreciation: thank you, positive isg posters. i've learned lots and was inspired to contribute myself.
i'll be in patts 1 thru 29 may 2012. if any isg member wants to meet up for a drink / beer, pm me.
warning: do not read this report if you're easily bored or really negative / critical.
i wrote this guide (an annex to my 'los oct 2011 trip report') to help newbies or those wanting advice. ymmv, all of this is imho, costs / times / figures are approx, hopefully i'm not talking out of my ass too much & everything's subject to change. this guide is based on my experiences and what i would / will do with a focus on saving money. i'm in my 30s, asian-american, average looking / personality, cheap.
approx exchange rate i'm using is b (aht) 30. 5 = us $1 (or b100 = $3. 40)
maps of patts.
- overview (+jomtien+naklua)
[url]http://bit.ly/rvr1qz[/url]
- gogos / beer bars.
[url]http://www.pattayabarguide.com/[/url]
(map dated sep 2011 & looks current)
- dark side.
[url]http://bit.ly/ugymc1[/url]
i've never explored sukhumvit's beer bars but it's probably cheap.
table of contents.
section 1: supplies / misc.
section 2: timing / amateur fls.
section 3: minimize expenses / crime.
section 4:2008 & 2010 sexcapades / journal.
section 5: bangkok tips.
section 1: supplies / misc.
1) money exchange.
- before leaving the us i inform my atm & credit card issuers that i'll be using my cards in los.
- i obtain most baht from patts' atms for the best exchange rate (my bank reimburses me the b150 ($5) atm fee) or via the exchange windows.
- before leaving the bangkok airport (aka suvarnabhumi) for patts i have b1, 200+ ($40+) to pay for the taxi or shuttle ride. after exiting the luggage pick-up carousel, there's x / see windows, atms & a mini-mart (for a drink / to break large bills).
- on a patts outing i carry a copy of my passport (champagne gogo once asked for my passport to allow admittance) & enough spending money for the day (if i run out i know i've used my budget) ; don't carry atm / credit cards unless i intend to use them. i prefer to have a combinations of bills but lots of b20 for tips / in case vendors don't have change, coins b10 for baht bus and b5 for pay toilets. in my room i keep accessible b1, 000, b500, b100+b100, b20 to make payment to the escort for the exact amount (ie st escort b500+tip taxi b20, or perhaps lt escort b1, 000+tip b200+taxi b20) in case my wallets empty.
2) at the tourist info booth (police kiosk on br near entrance to ws or the avenue mall) grab current patts guidebooks, maps, brochures of tourist activities i may try.
3) i tell the jasmine hotel to empty my room's mini-bar / fridge so i can fill it with stuff from friendship mini-mart (facing the ws entrance sign, walk left / eastbound on south pattaya road, the mini-mart is on your right before 2nd road) or friendship supermarket (continue on south pattaya road for about half mile (1 km) and it'll be on your right-side). the big c / major supermarkets are also good for cheap supplies. supplies i typically pick-up on day 1 or 2: ky jelly, condoms, sleeping pills (alleviate insomnia) , shampoo, mouthwash, q-tips, sunscreen, drinks, snacks.
4) drug stores (don't buy stuff off a guy on the street) : carries real viagra, knock-off viagra and kamagra (generic viagra) , a pack is b500 ($17) but i negotiate & buy multiple packs so i pay b250 ($8) per pack
- special k: 1 pack has 4 tablets. 100 mg / tablet = 8 doses when using a ½ tablet (just bite into it & place the other ½ back into packaging for later use) or 4 doses when using a full tablet for max effect.
instructions for special k (i have no experience with cialis or the gels) :
- take 25 min before a hard-on is needed (eg take it when she's showering & during foreplay it kicks in)
- works best / absorbs fastest if you take it on an empty stomach.
- if young / healthy then a ½ tablet is sufficient; if doing a threesome, elderly &/or have ed issues then take a full tablet (you can always ask the pharmacist for free medical advice on how much to take)
- helps for 7 hrs (if a hard-on last 4+ consecutive hrs immediately seek medical attention)
- must be horny / want to have sex for it to work (generally doesn't work if you have no interest in sex)
- pros: makes hard-ons stiffer, perform longer, shorter refractory period.
- cons: may get a hard-on unexpectedly, frequent usage may build tolerance (just cycle off every 7th day if taking for long periods of time eg a month)
- misc: sometimes after popping / finishing i'll still have a 2nd (softer) hard-on & the best remedy is to do the girl again (no prob if it's lt, but on soi 6 one st escort said no 2nd pop so i just did a hand-party). on very rare occasions i'll have a 3rd (soft) hard-on requiring a 3rd pop, then no more hard-ons.
5) in the us i pay $18 / mo (=$216 / yr) for just dental insurance. i may cancel that & do all dental work (exam / x-rays, cleaning, fillings) in los once a yr.
6) misc.
- my us.
[url]www.netflix.com[/url]
wouldn't work in thailand. in may 2012 i'll check to see if.
[url]www.amazon.com[/url]
prime video streaming works, and if google music & amazon music mp3 cloud-storage streaming works.
- porn websites are blocked in thailand (that's one sex advantage the otherwise prudish us has).
- opening a siam commercial bank account is easy.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/siam_commercial_bank[/url]
or see.
[url]http://www.scb.co.th/en/home/[/url]
just need to present a passport (must present that for any future transactions at a bank) , a phone number (hotel / cellphone) & an address (your hotel's is fine). they did once charge me a b10 ($.70) fee for quarterly (monthly?) sms / text message account update but i told them that as i'm usually not in los, to discontinue that & not charge me the b10 fee. so now i pay 0 fees, get about 2+% annual interest & have a place to store some baht, get b20 bills & see some cute bankers / tellers. when i do move to patts, it'll be even handier. there's an scb on br just before the ws entrance, and there's one at the tukcom (electronics) mall on south patts [email]road@soi[/email] buakhao.
section 2: timing / amateur fls.
- mid-nov to mid-feb high season has the best weather / higher hotel prices / most ladies so more johns jostling for the choicest escorts & more tourist to deal with; harder to negotiate lower prices with the escorts.
- fall & spring are shoulder seasons so ok weather, pricing & selection (summer is the rainy season)
- i now avoid songkran (water festival) which in patts lasts 7 days (in other parts of los it's only a few days). at the apr 2010 songkran i got tired of getting soaked every day, having white paste smeared on my face, & how the festivities dampened the p4p scene. songkran celebrations for one day would be more than enough.
1) approx open / closing times:
- soi 6 cathouses: 1 pm – 1 am (best 4 – 7 pm: plenty of ladies who aren't worn out by earlier johns)
- ws gogos: 8 pm – 3:30 am (best 9 – 12 pm: plenty of dancers with the hottest not yet bf'the)
- beer bars: afternoon – 3:30 am (best 8 – 12 pm with gogos drawing some of their customers)
- soapies / body massage: 1 pm – 2 am (best 7 pm before the horny drunks show up & bf the best at 8+ pm)
- ws is pedestrians only (no vehicle traffic) : 7 pm – 3 am.
- ibar: happy hour 8 – 10 pm, open until 5:30 am at which point people leave or go upstairs to insomnia aka iclub (best midnight – 5:30 am) ; hookah is only b190 ($6)
- insomnia disco (aka iclub, above ibar) : happy hour 11 pm – 1 am, open until about 8 am (best 12:30 am for last chance ½ off drinks, crowded past 6 am)
2) usually my 'day' runs approx 3 pm – 6:30 am.
? : do the lt escort from last night one more time before she leaves.
- 2:45 pm : housekeeper cleans my hotel room / replace towels, i eat lunch & do stuff: buy a b50 ($1. 70) wsj asia-edition newspaper, get a 1 hr b100 ($3. 40) thai massage on soi buakhao or soi 13/1, hang at the malls, go to a koh larn (crystal island) beach via b150 ($5) round-trip ferry from the bali hai pier (just walk south from ws) , visit my tailor, see friends who are in town, back in my room lounge / use wi-fi, etc.
- 6 pm: walk or run the 3 mi (4. 8 km) road-trip br path; get a st cb cutie if i come across one (a st now alleviates the urgency / need to find a st / lt later that night) ; dinner.
- 7 or 7:30 pm: i especially enjoy seeing dancers in their regular street clothes & later mostly / fully naked in their gogos. i might sit at carousel bar (on soi diamond, in front of diamond beach hotel) as it revolves 360 degrees i see the ladies go in to superbaby, supergirl, etc. goldstar bar (junction of soi diamond & ws) , directly across from candy shop disco, is my go to ws bar to lounge & people watch since it's open 24/7, bottled water is only b30 ($1) + tip b20 ($.70) & i don't get hassled to 'play game' or 'buy me ld. '
- 9 pm – 12 am: beer bar hop & hit a few of my preferred gogos: superbaby, supergirl, baccara, happy, beach, peppermint, airport, casnovy, what's up, angelwitch &/or maybe off-ws worldwide (i'm not in to the sleazy stuff / sex shows of windmill, babydolls, x-zone, hot girls, playgirls).
(10 pm – 12 am: take a nap if i need to re-charge or just relax in my room to save some money)
- 12 am – 1 am: while checking out ws / cb escorts i walk from ws to soi 6 & just after 1 am i walk soi 6 to see if there's a fl (who just finished work / off-duty from her soi 6 place of employment) i can hire.
- 1 – 2 am: hang out at soi 7 & 8 beer bars / gogos.
- 2 – 3 am: while checking out cb escorts i walk from soi 8 area back to ws.
- 3 – 4 am: on ws i hit on the off-duty gogos / beer bargirls, fls or regular thais out partying.
- 4 – 5 am: hit ibar / iclub to dance & flirt with the highest concentration of fls at that time.
- by 6:30 am: go home with a lt escort i picked up at insomnia or on ws
migration pricing theory: ws is the biggest patts party zone (for tourists & thai women, escorts or non-p4p). of the escorts who party after work: after 1 am soi 6 employees go to ws (& the soapie girls after 2 am) , after 3:30 am gogos / beer bargirls head to ws especially ibar / insomnia. before midnight fl prefer st in hopes they'll get more sts or a lt later (if they did accept a lt before midnight, they want a premium). after midnight escorts (fl, gogos & bargirls) are more willing to do lt &/or accept a lower price (also applies to st pricing). at 1 am when fls from soi 6 become available & chances of a st john drops, that puts downward pressure on fl st / lt pricing. at 3:30 am the gogos / bargirls flood the fl market & johns are getting scarcer so the ladies' st / lt pricing power drops even more. so 3:30 – 6:30 am is my best chance to score off-duty gogos, bargirls, soi 6ers, ws fl or even an amateur fl when they're done partying they're more open to st b500 ($17) /lt b1, 000 ($34) since they may be tipsy, partied out & it's their last chance that day to get paid to get laid. (also, around the 1st of the month when bills (rent, motorbike rental fees, etc) are due or around holidays when women have to send extra money to their family might encourage women, pros & amateurs, to trick). often times all it takes is my 3 line script:
me: 'my name [. ]. what your name? '
lady: '[. ]. '
me: 'i'm 3x year old. how old you? '
lady: 'i'm xx. '
me: 'you want go with me? '
lady: 'ok. '
once she's agreed to it, start walking to my hotel and then tell her 'lt b1, 000' and usually they say ok. then i ask 'you smoke / blowjob / sucky-sucky' and usually they nod in agreement (most thai escorts will do bjs, whereas in ac (angeles city, philippines) most escorts i came across didn't do bjs). if they want more money i ask them if they'll accept cim &/or 'boom-boom ass / fuck-ass' and usually they say no. at which point i pretend that i'm not willing to pay more than lt b1, 000 because there's no 'cum in your mouth / finish in your mouth' &/or 'boom-boom ass' services provided (which are nice to have but not deal breakers for me). ultimately they'll accept the lt b1, 000 to avoid the cim / fuck ass & to not miss out on a sale at 5:30 am. i sometimes use that same ploy when negotiating for st b500 before midnight.
2) in oct 2011 i did 31 escorts in 30 days, some of them mediocre. in may i'll focus on quality / hotness over quantity, ideally 15 spinners in 29 days. typically the best for quality at low prices are off-duty gogos. of the women i've hired in my 5 patts trips apr 2007, oct 2008, feb 2009, apr 2009 or oct 2011:
bf gogos: 25% were starfish / runners / high maintenance (eg after paying bf i realize they had an attitude)
bf beer bargirls: 20% starfish / runners / high maintenance.
bf soi 6ers: 10% were starfish (i've never bf a soi 6er for lt, or recall getting a high maintenance st girl)
fl (either pro fl ie streetwalkers or off-duty gogos / bargirls) : 15% were starfish / runners / high maintenance.
amateur fl: 5% were starfish (i don't recall getting a true amateur fl that was a runner / high maintenance)
nowadays i prefer fls & soi 6ers because they're better values = lower pricing + higher chances of a gfe / positive experience. i had really bad luck when i bf st from superbaby (i think 2007 & 2008) : both times (2 different dancers) they would only do cbj & they were starfish. unfortunately when bf from superbaby / supergirl, you pay the full amount (bf+escort's fee) to the waitress / mamasan before you take her to a room (i don't know any other los gogos that have this policy) , so i couldn't exactly dock the escort's pay for lousy service. on the plus side they were stunners, among the top 3rd attractiveness (face a+body a but service d) los women i've hired, which is why i didn't interview / screen them properly to ensure we had good chemistry / meshed since mini-me was running the show. i still get the itch to hire an occasional gogo because they tend to be hotter & i can confirm prior to taking them home that they have a great body since they're nude in the gogo. one time i made the mistake of bf a tiger gogo tout (who was fully clothed as she beckoned passerbys to come in) : she was cute but turned out to have mosquito bites boobs, was a starfish, & i had paid the standard gogo bf+escort st fee.
about 8 pm – 3 am the easy way to find ws fls (mostly pros) wanting a john is in front of p. 72 hotel & restaurant, near the ws entrance, & at the soi 14 & ws junction. discos are also good for fls. candy shop is basically open air so it's great to have fun at a disco / do a hookah & hit on the disco fls or women walking by on ws. lucifer is cavernous (there's a smaller, outer area; keep walking towards the back) & packed around midnight. marine can be good around 1:30 am but nowadays i have better luck at insomnia. i'm too lazy to walk to mixx disco.
in the past a lt escort would sometimes wake up, go to the bathroom & before i know it she's dressed / has fresh make-up on & leaving before i can get in 1 more pop. so now if i'm horny but she's asleep i just do a hand-party & finish on her, or start fingering her, slip on a condom, insert mini-me & begin tapping her. oddly, i've had escorts get irritated when i want a morning bj / delight after i foolishly / politely waited for her to wake-up or outright refuse to do 1 more round when she's gotten dressed to leave (before i realize it). yet when i start tapping her when she's still asleep / half-asleep it hasn't bothered a single escort yet. usually they slowly wake up, realize i'm tapping her, & she starts putting some effort in to it (indicating me to switch to different positions or just to make sure i have a condom on).
i stay at jasmine because it's cheap & convenient but it lacks certain things i would like for better sex. lots of mirrors (walls, ceiling) , sofa & easy chair (certain positions require armrests for support which the bed / headboard can't compensate for). at soi 6 some businesses also have a porno playing on the dvd / tv, which is a nice touch when tapping a chick.
guesstimates based on the small sample size of patt escorts (gogos, bargirls, fls) i've been with:
- 60+% of escorts are from the isan region.
- 5% have orgasms (probably much higher when they're with guys other than lazy old me)
- 5+% don't enjoy sex at all ie it's an unpleasant occupation (again it could just be because they're with me)
- 70% of escorts will do bjs; of those that will.
8% requires a cbj.
33% will do cim.
- 75% of cb / br ladies have had a kid.
- 25% of ws / club fls have had a kid.
- 3+% are teenies (if she looks **** & she has no i'd, i don't even risk it)
- 85% of them will lower their st / lt price if i negotiate enough.
- 90+% bends the truth eg saying they've only hooked for 4 weeks, which is true of the past month.
- 90+% claim to have no boyfriend (but they probably do have a thai &/or farang boyfriends)
- 10% that admits / claims to having a farang boyfriend / sponsor, of that group 100+% of them went with me for st / lt (i don't recall an escort ever admitting to me that she had a current thai boyfriend / husband).
3) ode to amateurs.
an amateur fl hooks occasionally but are normally in between jobs, hold a regular position (student, stylist, masseuse, cook, office worker, cashier.) or simply vacationing in patts / out partying. on very rare occasions i'll find a second-timer amateur fl in which i'm only their 2nd (or maybe even 1st) john. i love true amateur fls because compared to women who trick regularly they're: hornier since they don't have sex regularly, less likely to have an std since they've had fewer (or no) johns before, i might be the first 'farang' (foreigner) they've been with, they're not hardened / cut-throat professionals, they're more attractive than ws fls / cb fls & it's easier to get them for st b500 / lt b1, 000 even if it's before 12 am (since they're not accustomed to big paydays for sex). on ws true amateur fls (especially second-timers) are harder to find, may take lots of effort & patience but they're worth it to me.
in previous years i've had some luck at marine / insomnia discos around 2:30 am finding regular ladies (eg amateur fls) who happened to be just out clubbing not planning on getting hired (in oct 2011 i was lucky with college students & a florist on cb). before (?) 12 am while sitting at goldstar bar people watching or strolling ws i've been lucky occasionally, spotting then approaching groups of 2 – 5 women who were just walking, hitting on my target and with some persuasion scoring the target (on 2 different occasions even bringing the target+her entire group of 1 or 3 friends to my hotel room.
[url]www.swissfood.net/hotel.htm[/url]
, which i stayed at before finding jasmine, to prove i'm staying on ws, not a serial killer, & it's safe for the amateur to stay with me alone). see journal / photos below for more info.
to identify fls interested in me i make eye contact, smile at them & see if they respond positively. for amateur fls (particularly second-timers) on ws (as opposed to cb where they're borderline pro fls) i look for 2+ women headed somewhere (ie they're not just standing around) ie a night on the town. when i approach them they're usually cautious / suspicious about my intentions, which i soon make clear that i'm a farang looking for a st / lt with her. sometimes i get lucky & she's receptive & her friend (s) supportive.
section 3: minimize expenses / crime.
- avoid or be selective with bf gogos: baccara group (baccara, happy, peppermint, cavern & beach gogos at ws) has a standard bf b600 ($20) , also the case with superbaby / supergirl (at ws on soi diamond). some gogos (eg what's up, angelwitch both at ws on soi 15 and mash on soi lk metro) have varying bf prices of b600 ($20) – b1, 000 ($34) for dancer / showgirls / coyote dancers / hostess / waitresses, or may have one bf price before x am & a lower bf after x am (eg 1 am).
- same applies to beer bars: i've heard some charge bf b500 ($17) but typically it's bf b300 ($10).
- avoid lds, especially the premium / large lds: at baccara group gogos it's b115 ($3. 80) but oddly at vertigo beer bar on soi happy (which leads in to happy agogo) it's b150 ($5) per ld.
- don't ring the bell (= you're buying all the employees / dancers a round of lds). if you must, do it at windmill gogo (or place with a similar policy) where it's a flat b1, 000 ($34) to pay for the round of lds even if there's 15+ of them.
- don't throw a bucket of ping pong balls (which are b20 ($.70) per ball).
- discretely negotiate with the escort for a lower st / lt escort fee, especially if you're off-ws. if she's giving you attitude, she's probably high maintenance / a terrible lay.
- to get a repeat (escort) cheaper: discretely get her phone number (when you see her before or after work, when you're with her for the first st / lt) & sms / text her to coordinate a future st / lt minus the bf & possibly at a reduced st / lt escort fee. i rarely give my phone number out since i don't want to be bugged by ex-hires who i have no interest in repeating with.
- stick with happy hours: usually entrance signs or touts holding placards advertise their happy hours / times eg b59 ($2) draft beers all night at baccara group gogos.
- avoid the gogos with european women: b300 ($10) for your drink, even more for a ld.
- do not go in to any gogo / business that charges an entrance fee. on ws i know of 2 gogos with regular choreographed sex shows (bananas, ping pongs, darts, bottle-opening, razors from the vagina, etc) : hot girls (on the 2nd floor above an italian restaurant) & playgirl (above airport agogo). hot girls tried to charge a b500 / person entrance fee which includes 1 drink, so we went to playgirl (no entrance fee, just pay for your drinks). the sex shows take about 30 min with 20 min or so intermissions so if nothing's going on you can always come back.
- since gogos entrance are free: walk inside, take a look. don't see anything worth staying for, just leave.
- st rooms: approx b300 ($10) per usage (your escort knows st motels nearby). soi 6 establishments include complimentary use of their st room with your bf b300. some gogos (i think worldwide & playgirl (or was it hot girls?) have a st deal total b1, 600 ($74) = bf b600 ($20) includes use of their st room + escort b1, 000 ($34) , which is a bargain for a hot gogo+private room. devil's den includes a private room but their specialty is a threesome so you have to hire 2 escorts. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url].
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st b700 ($23) includes the bj+private room. dream teen massage.
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massage fee includes use of a private room, and you pay the masseuse for extra services, retail price: hj b500 ($17) , bj b1, 000 ($34) , fs b1, 500 ($51).
- eat from food carts / sidewalk vendors / hole in the wall eateries. in a nice restaurant pad thai is b120+ ($4+) but from a mom & pop operation it's b40. for consistent food availability at ws (& to meet working girls getting a bite to eat) : on soi 15 especially 6 pm – 3 am has a high concentration of food carts / eateries, on soi bj (diagonally across from marine disco) places to eat 24/7 & on soi diamond about 6 pm – 3 am. on ws food carts are prevalent mostly starting around 5 pm, and lots of them come out around 3 am (when ws is open to vehicle traffic again).
- generally ws is the most expensive (bf ladies, eating out, massages) , br is next & it gets cheaper further east past 2nd road. soi buakhao is really cheap & sukhumvit's road should be even cheaper.
- sometimes i avoid buying a ld before a bf by going up to the lady (when she's beckoning me on soi 6, she's standing in front of a gogo, or i somehow happen to start talking to her without a prerequisite ld) , interviewing her to check for adequate chemistry between us & offering to just bf.
1) hiring an escort is a business transaction with the lady being my employee and there's no good reason for the escort to be high maintenance. only twice in patts (and once in ac) have i demanded (& got) the beer bar bf refunded because the bargirl turned out to be whack. i don't like resorting to that, i prefer a gfe & i generally give a bfe (boyfriend experience) asking her if she needs anything (eg toothbrush for lt) from 7-11, wants a snack / drink from my hotel stash, take her out to eat, and so on. nowadays i dock the escort's pay for atrocious service. i would prefer to avoid that & just be a nice john 24/7.
2) conversely, i try to give good tips to escorts (and thais in general). my policy now is: to a satisfactory escort at least b20 ($.70) for taxi, tip b100 ($3. 40) – b300 ($10) &/or maybe a ld or two on following nights for excellent service. some folks think buying lds / paying bfs are for schmucks but i'm of the camp that has no issues with buying an occasional ld / bf if she seems worth it & i can afford it. to a gogo / beer bar server i usually tip b20 ($.70) & typically before i leave a gogo (or maybe even a beer bar) give a b20 (folded twice in ½ lengthwise, much cheaper than a ld) directly to a dancer / bather (ie shower showgirl) /bargirl, who is usually grateful for my gesture even if there was a guy earlier throwing a bucket of 25 (b500) ping pong balls on to the gogo stage. it's due to my tipping habits (or my sunny demeanor) that employees are pleased to see / serve me again even though i don't bf & i rarely buy a ld. i think tipping well gets me, if not that particular escort, good karma for mongering.
crime.
- at jasmine there's cctv so everyone entering the hotel is filmed, a room safe &/or lobby safe is available for valuables, at night there's a security guard, the reception desk is manned 24/7 & anytime i bring in an escort her i'd card is photocopied by the receptionist (i sign a liability waiver if i want to bring in an escort with no i'd). to be extra safe i could tell the receptionist to hold the escort's i'd card & the receptionist confirms with me via phone call / knock on my door that i'm ok with the escort getting her i'd / leaving (to make sure i haven't been drugged / robbed). to my knowledge no escort (bf or fled) has ever stolen from my room (just maybe stolen my heart, j / k). jasmine has no room phones but i could use my cellphone to call hotel reception / security.
- stay sober enough to be aware of what's going on. one time a 30-something lady tried to pick-pocket my front pocket while i was sitting on a baht bus with my girl. also one time a ladyboy tried to steal my friend's necklace & on a different occasion a cb ladyboy tried to unzip my back pocket to steal my wallet.
- don't fight a local because his buddies will gang up on you. either walk fast / run away or stick with fighting a fellow farang.
- avoid scams by knowing the exact price / terms before proceeding. i know i've been scammed 3 times in patts: 1) kid cleaned my shoes & when finished he pointed to the overpriced 'b200' ($7) price clearly written on the side of his toolbox (which i hadn't noticed until it was too late).2) guy wants to clean my shoes, i say ok to b40, but all he does is brush the dirt off (no soap cleaner applied) , so i only gave him b20 (probably b10 too much) & waived the lazy shoe shiner off though he still pretended he deserved b40, 3) without first asking the price i tell the insect vendor i want a little of everything (small frogs, scorpions, other bugs) from his cart & after he fries everything he indicates that it'll cost me b500 ($17) , i said b100 ($3. 40) & after some back & forth we agree upon b160 ($5. 40).
- do not trust touts, & if the pricing is the same might as well book thru a travel agency or a business with a fixed location (stand / kiosk, window / store). bangkok touts are much worse but be skeptical of patts touts.
section 4:2008 & 2010 sexcapades / journal.
in the past i sporadically took photos & didn't keep notes on any women. as best as i can remember:
1) from apr 2008 (these women aren't in chronological order & i think i did more than 7 women but didn't take photos of the other ones) :
fl in front of p. 72, friend 1.
friend 1 (see photo) , age 24 (?).5' 4".105 lbs. st paid. overall b = service b + face b + body c. she had said she was 20 (?) but after sex admitted she lied about her age because she thought i prefer younger women.
bf from a beer bar in the simon (left) beer bar complex, friend 2.
friend 2 (see photo) , age 19 (?).5'3'.100 lbs. lt paid? = bf? + escort. overall b = service a + face b + body b. barely spoke english, didn't have a kid, had a high sex drive, and we did 3 rounds.
bf from worldwide agogo, friend 3.
friend 3 (see photo) , age 19, 5'4'.90 lbs. lt paid? = bf? + escort. overall b = service a + face b + body a. has a kid. i bf her from worldwide gogo. during sex she was on top grinding hard, it was painful to me (bad fit / angle) so i told her 'get off' because i couldn't take any more of that painful position. she said 'i almost finish, ' too bad but her vagina was rough on me. she was a great gfe, next morning she went out to buy some cold meds for herself & brought me back a drink / snacks.
epilogue: in 2010 & in oct 2011 i see her at her current dancer job, airport gogo, & bought her lds. she's now about age 22.
bf from a beer bar on ws, friend 4.
friend 4 (see photo) , age 21 (?).5'3'.90 lbs. lt paid 1st time total b2, 300 (b78) = bf b300 ($10) + escort b2, 000 ($68). overall b = service b + face c + body a. i bf her from a beer bar on ws. terrible whitening make-up, but turns out to have an awesome spinner body with b-cups. i decided to bf her the next night for total b1, 800 ($60) = bf b300 ($10) + escort 1, 500 ($50) ; i had asked for lt b1, 000 but she said how about b1, 500 & i agreed to it. it was a mistake to bf her again since that 2nd lt she was moody / kind of a pain to deal with.
bf from a beer bar on ws, friend 5.
friend 5 (see photo) , jane, age 21 (?).5'2'.90 lbs. st paid. overall a = service a + face b + body a. had a great spinner, hour-glass figure (b-cups). gave great head & first girl to ever teabag me.
epilogue: now when i tell / indicate to an los escort to teabag me. 80% will do it & 20% won't.
fl from marine disco, friend 6.
friend 6 (see photo) , age 21 (?).5'2'.90 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34). overall? = service? + face b + body b. was really petite but she had pregnancy stretch marks from when she had a kid.
fl from marine disco, friend 7.
friend 7 (see photo) , jane, age 22 (?).5'4'.100 lbs. lt b2, 000 ($68). overall a = service a + face a + body b. around 3 am i meet another jane & her cousin at marine disco. i asked for lt & we agreed upon b2, 000. she took me to insomnia (in oct 2008 it was at its old site near marine disco 2 / marine seafood complex) & around 5 am we went to my hotel for round 1 & sleep. around 10 am had round 2, slept more than 12 pm round 3, slept some more. at 2 pm we wake up for a quick round 4, go to lunch at mbk restaurant (shabu-shabu) at the big c mall (her friend we were supposed to meet doesn't show up, which was good for me since that was one less mouth to feed). after helping me to pick out shirts, we're back in my hotel room about 5 pm for round 5. at 6 pm i'm considering getting her lt again, she said it would cost her standard lt b2, 000 & she has to work at the hair salon the next day at 9 am, i realize i want to bang different chicks so we part ways. she was really attractive / photogenic (hence the multiple photos) , great gfe, & had medium c-cups but they were sloppy. normally a hair stylist; she used to have a scandinavian butterfly boyfriend who took her on a 2-week european vacation.
2) from feb 2010 (only 3 escorts shown / described but i did more) :
soi 6 st, friend 1.
friend 1 (see photo) , bee, age 19 (?).5'3'.90 lbs. st total b1, 000 ($34) = bf b300 ($10) + b700 ($24). overall a = service a + face a + body a. turned out to have beautiful large b-cups. in 2010 & oct 2011 (now age 21?) i see her again at quickie bar on soi 6. still nice figure but needs to cut back on the smoking / take better care of her face.
fl from ws, friend 2.
friend 2 (see photo) , age 19 (?).5'2'.85 lbs. st paid. overall a = service a + face b + body a. turned out to have well-proportioned breasts for such a petite figure. great in bed but reneged on the cim (she had agreed to it during negotiations but when it was show time she said her tongue piercing was new & couldn't take cim now).
second-timer amateur fl from ws, friend 3.
friend 3 (see photo, left) , natalie, age 20 (?).5'4'.90 lbs. lt b1, 000. overall a = service a + face a + body a. on my 2nd to last night in patts about midnight i spot natalie & her friend walking past goldstar bar, so i hop out of my chair to go talk to my target (i usually pay my bar tab as soon as i get the drink since i rarely stay for more than 1 drink). since she doesn't speak english, her friend translates. i go thru my 3-line script and then say 'st b500, lt b1, 000, up to you', the 2 friends discuss it then natalie basically says hell, yeah, she'll take the lt b1, 000. her friend departs, natalie & i go to my hotel for round 1 & she's really horny & wants to fornicate for way too long.
next morning i tell natalie i want her for that night (a solid gfe repeat for my last night) , it'll be another b1, 000, we agree on meeting at 9 pm. her & her friend shows up at 7 pm to drop natalie off with me, i tell them it's way too early (i wanted to hit the gogos one last time) , hand them b200 ($7) to go hang out somewhere & tell her to be back at 9 pm. at 9 pm we do round 1, she sleeps while i pack & do some internet / skype stuff, at 4 am i get a round 2 bj. at 5:30 (?) am my taxi to the airport arrives. me sitting in the backseat with sleeping natalie lying across, laying her head in my lap during the 1 ½ drive (i could have asked for a quick bj but as a second-timer i doubt she'the do it with the cab driver in the front seat). i paid the cab-driver & natalie continued on to bangkok city. she was a bangkok university student & she was returning to the city / school from her patts vacation. it seemed i was 1 of her very 1st, or the 1st, john.
in april 2010 during songkran (see photos, right 2) i hired her for lt b1, 000 per day / night again. she took a bus from bangkok to patts and originally i was planning 5+ days with her (the most i've ever spent with 1 escort). the language barrier didn't bother me but she had lost most of her sex drive, she got jealous when i wanted to go to the gogos, so after the 2nd or 3rd night i paid her the lt fee + b2, 000 or b3, 000 severance (i can't remember which but either was possibly too generous) & told her she should leave (ie go back to bangkok). she cried (presumably because her sugardaddy's gone, not because she was emotionally attached to me) & left.
3) from apr 2010 (only 7 escorts shown / described but i did 19) :
fl from ws, friend 1.
friend 1 (see photo) , age 22 (?).5'4'.95 lbs. i think i had her for st. overall? = service? + face a + body c. i just remember terrible boobs.
amateur fl from ws area, friend 2.
friend 2 (see photo) , age 19 (?).5'3'.90 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34). overall a = service a + face a + body a. overlooking the fact she had small a-cups, she had a really sexy body. during sex she kept saying 'fuck me' & she was really in to it. i think she was in-between regular jobs.
fl from ws, friend 8 (i don't have photos of friends 3 – 7)
friend 8 (see photo) , age 19 (?).5'3'.90 lbs. st b500 ($17) and lt b1, 000 ($34). overall b = service b + face b + body a. i met her on ws & on 1 night we did st b500 (negotiated down from b1, 000) & it went well. she has a great body. on another night we agreed upon lt, did round 1, and after we had a few drinks at a beer bar then food around 3 am. about 3:45 am we slept but she woke up about 7 am, gave some bs reason to leave and left without me getting round 2. i should have docked her pay instead of paying her runner (very nice) ass the lt b1, 000. oh well, she was a cutie w / a hot body.
fl from ws, friend 12 (i don't have photos of friends 9 – 11)
friend 8 (see photo) , age 20 (?).5'4'.95 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34). around midnight i see her approaching a motortaxi on soi 16 & give her my 3-line script+offer lt b1, 000 which she accepts. i give the taxi driver b20 ($.70) because i just stole his fair. as we're walking to my hotel her shoe heel breaks, so i give her piggy-back ride the rest of the way (her c-cups physique was heavy) to my hotel room. she worked in bangkok p4p place (beer bar?) & was in patts on vacation.
amateur fl from ws, friend 13
friend 13 (see photo) , age 20 (?).5'4'.95 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34). overall? = service? + face b + body c. one night we met but she couldn't do st / lt for some reason so we exchanged phone numbers. the following (?) night she called me wanting to meet up but i had hired someone already so i tell her the next night at midnight to meet me in front of lucifer disco. she's there, we head to my place for lt, she's a cook in some restaurant & that's about all i remember.
fl from ws area, friend 16 (no photos of 14 – 15)
friend 16 (see photo) , age 21 (?).5'4'.95 lbs. lt b1, 000 ($34). overall a = service a + face b + body a. really nice breasts. since she was a good gfe the next day i took her to koh larn island with me & when we got back to patts / my hotel room had a round. for going with me to koh larn + the shag i think i gave her b500 ($17). i forgot what her regular job was.
fl from cb, friend 19 (no photos of 17 – 18 or any women after friend 19)
friend 19 (see photo) , age 23 (?).5'3'.90 lbs. st b500 ($17). overall? = service? + face b + body b. has a kid. i hired her off cb i think for a bj. i just remember pregnancy wrinkles being a turn-off.
fl from ws + bf from a beer bar on soi happy, friend partially blind
friend partially blind, age 23 (?).5'3'.90 lbs. fl lt b1, 000 ($34). overall a = service a + face a + body a. cim. my 2nd to last night in patts i'm walking ws about 3:30 am when i come across her & we agree upon lt b1, 000. she has a great body but, due to a childhood accident blinding / damaging one eye, she has one glass eye (originally i thought she was cross-eyed) and one good eye. she tells me she works at [? ] beer bar on soi happy & she's tried to get my attention when i walk to happy gogo but i ignored her (i also ignore all the other bargirls since my focus was happy). i realize i should pay more attention when walking past beer bargirls. she's hot, gfe, & cool to talk to. i tell her that night (my last night in patts) i'll bf her at x pm when she gets to work & pay her lt b1, 500 ($50). so at 8 (?) pm i'm at her beer bar, buy her a ld, pay the b300 ($10) bf & we head to my hotel. after 2+ rounds and some sleep, i pay her b1, 500 & catch my taxi to the airport (picked me up at 7 am?).
4) from oct 2011, bonus trip report material.
soi 6, friend ex
while walking on soi 6 i vaguely recognize her (see photo). she tells me that we had a st before (a previous year) & she looks the type i would hire. she works at quickie bar (same as another ex-friend of mine: bee). i buy her a ld, she wants a st hire but i decline since i prefer new chicks.
refunded bf from dream bar beer at simon (right) on ws, friend not.
she had a kid & was age 22 (?) but i liked her face & we agreed to lt escort b1, 500 ($50) , negotiated down from retail b2, 000 (or was it more?). i pay the bf b300 ($10) & we head to my hotel room. i remember to ask the hotel lobby receptionist to photograph us prior to us going my hotel room (see photo). in my room she starts trying to re-negotiate a higher price, saying b1, 500 should only be a st. i tell her 'no. leave' since we've been thru negotiations, if she's a high-maintenance mom she's not worth any more trouble & money, & i offer her b100 for her troubles, she says for severance she deserves at least b500. i grab her purse & shoes & exit my room, surprisingly she follows me in to the hallway so i lock / close the door behind us. i walk towards the lobby as she yells 'we talk, come here! ' while standing at my room door. i set her purse, shoes & the b100 severance on the lobby chair for her to fetch, i hand a tip b20 ($.70) to the security guard & tell him & the receptionist that i kicked this chick out of my room.
i go back to dream bar beer (the one on the left side) , tell them i want a bf refund. i think about it, tell them to just give me 3 x san mig light beers which is total b285 & the b15 change is a tip. i chug all 3 as friend not arrives back telling her co-workers what happened. i leave the bartenders an additional tip b100 & leave. on a couple of occasions when i inevitably walked past her beer bar in simon (right) complex she gave me the middle finger & said 'fuck you. ' sometimes love just ain't enough.
kiss agogo, friend deaf
friend deaf, age 21 (?).5'3'.90 lbs. fl lt b1, 000 ($34) in apr 2010. overall a = service a + face b + body a. cim. in apr 2010 about 3:30 am at marine i approach friend deaf (of course i don't remember her name) who's sitting by herself. turns out she's deaf and willing to go with me for fl lt b1, 000. she stays with me until 6 pm the next day & left only because i softly kicked her out by indicating i was going out to eat & to the gogos, it was nice meeting her & giving her the lt b1, 000 (+tips?). during her time at my hotel room she was entirely in the nude (she didn't bother putting any clothes on in between rounds) , we had 3+ rounds (i think once fs & 2+ only bjs) , great gfe, & i learn (via body language, text on our phones & her actions) that she loves boom-boom, big cocks, giving bjs & teabagging. few nights later i buy her a beer at candyshop disco, meet her friend who's also deaf, and fled her deaf friend for lt b1, 000 (cute face but terrible boobs).
in oct 2011 i see friend deaf again & buy her a ld since she's now working at kiss agogo (on soi lk metro, to the right of devil's den & submarine agogo). via text on her phone she indicates her other deaf friend is now married to a farang & left thailand. friend deaf still has a great spinner body but now goes for gogo bf+escort pricing, unless you can get her off-duty.
section 5: bangkok tips.
1) maps.
- bts sky-train & suvarnabhumi airport rail link:
[url]http://bit.ly/vvaolg[/url]
or.
[url]http://bit.ly/utplgz[/url]
- red-light areas: 1. nana [email]plaza@e3[/email] nana bts. 2. soi [email]cowboy@e4[/email] asoke bts.
[url]http://bangkoktonite.com/maps/sukhumvit.shtml[/url]
it's easier to walk between the 2 areas than take a taxi.
3. patpong (red-light & night market) @s2 sala daeng.
[url]http://bit.ly/t7pryt[/url]
2) soapy massage parlors.
[url]http://bit.ly/tzrw79[/url]
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cheers: that's all i can think of to put in this los guide for now. good luck out there.
[QUOTE=Amex Spg;1223887]I wrote this guide (an annex to my 'LOS Oct 2011 Trip Report') to help newbies or those wanting advice. YMMV, all of this is IMHO, costs / times / figures are approx, hopefully I'm not talking out of my ass too much & everything's subject to change. This guide is based on my experiences and what I would / will do with a focus on saving money. I'm in my 30s, Asian-American, average looking / personality, cheap.[/QUOTE]Thanks so much for this information. Making my first visit to Thailand on Dec 16-26. This is exactly what I was looking for. Question do you think its best to use the ATM everyday or come into the country with all the cash I expect to need ( 2000 USD) and do a one time exchange? I know my bank charges for other ATM usage, just don't want to get into the habit of withdrawing money several times a day like I tend to do in Vegas.