Finally after 6 years I go to Malioboro
Well while it looks like my colleagues here are involved in a about of keyboard warfare, I thought I would slip on over to Malioboro and see what the fuss was all about.
For those who don't already know, this is one of those iconic Jakarta establishments that cater to those of us who punt. Most of these mainstream joints seem to have a formula for dealing with Bules where the subtle hassle and push starts early. Malioboro was no different. My first goal whenever I go somewhere new is to try to appear nonchalant but its pretty difficult for bules in a place for first time to do this. Management seem to smell this.
So observation no 1 is that all that extra money that the girls are making may not be necessarily good for them. A few extra pounds around the midriff seemed like the norm. As were an abundance of enhanced bosoms of which your correspondent is never particularly enthusiastic.
So papasan steers me towards the girl HE says is good at massage as OS has a sore back (probably from all the humping that OS partook in yesterday). After a beer I succumb to her reasonable looks and we book. 800 K for the service.
Here's the rub. There was nothing in any way about this girl that was remarkable. After she finished admiring herself in the mirror OS asks her to order some water which she slowly accomplishes. Nice breasts with inverted nipples and a little extra pudding on the midriff. Then starts the hassle for tips and we weren't even out the shower. Nanti nanti ok.
So down to the bed and I explain to her in Bahasa that when a girl starts hassling for tips straight away my alarm bells go off and it is an indicator that the service will generally be crap. She got this and so proceeded with an OK massage. The water finally turns up along with a packet of cigarettes for the girl even though she hasn't a hint of being a smoker about her smell. The cigarretes went back.
After a period of massage we change to the other activity and the nego starts. But there was nothing sophisticated about it. The condom blowjob hostage taking was her first move. Fortunately your correspondent is an old hand at these negotiating strategies and offered an instant parry. Needless to say I Got what I wanted with some Malioboro priced tips and pretty soon she is lubing up. Theres something I quite like when the indo girls spit in their hands to provide the lube although not always recommended.
In Summary it was all OK, but just OK. I got a far better GFE yesterday in my usual haunt for a quarter of this with a beter looking girl. 19 yo, sweet as pie and she just lifted her leg up and let OS slide it in, sans condom.
Thats what I really like about Jakarta.
Enjoy.
OS.