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Geez, Evianist, sounds like you have a real problem here! I just love it when a new guy discovers Asian pussy for (possibly) the first time. What to do, what to do... any one of your hypotheses could be correct...

Reminds me of my first Asian piece (Korea 1981)...met this girl in a bar who was not wearing a number so I thought she wasn't a hooker...took her home to her place and banged the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] out of her..got up the next morning, banged her again and still no mention of money...we went sightseeing and it turned out to be a shopping excursion (for her)...when the merchant looked at me to pay the bill I refused because damn! she was buying a whole bunch of clothes, shoes, even a coat!

Weell, back at her place she locked the door behind me and demanded $50 which was a lot in 1981. She threatened to call the Korean cops. I threw her a 20, unlocked the door and left. This was my foray into mongering and I have learned a lot since!

1. No pussy is free.
2. We pay them to leave (not to stay)
3. Never fall in love with a hooker
4. What women think (other than security, money and kids) is an enigma to all men
5. Get as much pussy as you can wherever you can

Mongers, have I missed anything for our rookie contributor?

[QUOTE=D Cups]Geez, Evianist, sounds like you have a real problem here! I just love it when a new guy discovers Asian pussy for (possibly) the first time. What to do, what to do... any one of your hypotheses could be correct...

Reminds me of my first Asian piece (Korea 1981)...met this girl in a bar who was not wearing a number so I thought she wasn't a hooker...took her home to her place and banged the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] out of her..got up the next morning, banged her again and still no mention of money...we went sightseeing and it turned out to be a shopping excursion (for her)...when the merchant looked at me to pay the bill I refused because damn! she was buying a whole bunch of clothes, shoes, even a coat!

Weell, back at her place she locked the door behind me and demanded $50 which was a lot in 1981. She threatened to call the Korean cops. I threw her a 20, unlocked the door and left. This was my foray into mongering and I have learned a lot since!

1. No pussy is free.
2. We pay them to leave (not to stay)
3. Never fall in love with a hooker
4. What women think (other than security, money and kids) is an enigma to all men
5. Get as much pussy as you can wherever you can

Mongers, have I missed anything for our rookie contributor? :)[/QUOTE]I'm new to Thai hookers but I'm definitely not new to hookers, which is why I had my suspicions and guard up for so long with this girl, and was checking to see whether she was going to demand a big fee or try to steal something or try to pull some kind of scam, but nothing bad happened.

That's why it has me so confused. If she had started asking for clothes, huge meals or money for her mom in the hospital I would have said "oh ok, thats her angle".

But just staying in your room for days and not asking for anything and not even really wanting to be paid is the weirdest thing a hooker can do.

[QUOTE=D Cups]1. No pussy is free.
2. We pay them to leave (not to stay)
3. Never fall in love with a hooker
4. What women think (other than security, money and kids) is an enigma to all men
5. Get as much pussy as you can wherever you can[/QUOTE]Pretty good stuff D. I would only add that if the girl doesn't look right, is acting "funny", or smells; then forgetaboutit.

Guys, correct me if I am wrong. Isn't it 400 baht from airport to asoke and sumkumvet area or am I remembering wrong. I am returning on a late filght later this month and wondering if I should try to go upstairs or just grab on from the taxi stand and get moving on the adventure. Before i just grabbed a taxi outside the carosels at the taxi lineup.

Guys, correct me if I am wrong. Isn't it 400 baht from airport to asoke and sumkumvet area or am I remembering wrong.
I am returning on a late filght later this month and wondering if I should try to go upstairs or just grab on from the taxi stand and get moving on the adventure. Before i just grabbed a taxi outside the carosels at the taxi lineup.

[QUOTE=Mackin]Guys, correct me if I am wrong. Isn't it 400 baht from airport to asoke and sumkumvet area or am I remembering wrong.

I am returning on a late filght later this month and wondering if I should try to go upstairs or just grab on from the taxi stand and get moving on the adventure. Before I just grabbed a taxi outside the carosels at the taxi lineup.[/QUOTE]My last trip from the airport to Soi 22 Suk, was about 400 baht, including the tolls, but we did hit some major traffic. Use the taxi stand.

[QUOTE=Mackin]Guys, correct me if I am wrong. Isn't it 400 baht from airport to asoke and sumkumvet area or am I remembering wrong. I am returning on a late filght later this month and wondering if I should try to go upstairs or just grab on from the taxi stand and get moving on the adventure. Before i just grabbed a taxi outside the carosels at the taxi lineup.[/QUOTE]Mackin,

Should be THB 250 - THB 300.


Giotto

thanks for the reminder. See you soon.
Mackin

[QUOTE=D Cups]
1. No pussy is free.
2. We pay them to leave (not to stay)
3. Never fall in love with a hooker
4. What women think (other than security, money and kids) is an enigma to all men
5. Get as much pussy as you can wherever you can

Mongers, have I missed anything for our rookie contributor? :)[/QUOTE]Well, there's the bit about treating people decently, which Evianist seems to have done. I actually enjoy the company as much as the sex, so don't agree with (2), prefer quality to quantity (that's an age thing!) so I'm relaxed about (5), and (4), well we could discuss all day...

[QUOTE=Mackin]Guys, correct me if I am wrong. Isn't it 400 baht from airport to asoke and sumkumvet area or am I remembering wrong.

I am returning on a late filght later this month and wondering if I should try to go upstairs or just grab on from the taxi stand and get moving on the adventure. Before I just grabbed a taxi outside the carosels at the taxi lineup.[/QUOTE]Arriving with a late flight might mean that the meter taxi guys have fixed the price to 500 baht. That was even offered to a Thai GF for a 20 minutes trip to Lad Phrao when she recently arrived with a domestic flight at around 10 PM.

One more question:

When people take a girl away for a few days, assuming they pay for food and accommodation, what do they pay the girl on top of that?

Would like to try this but can't afford to pay a LT fee every day.

[quote]3. Never fall in love with a hooker[/quote]Disagree with this.

Fall in love with her. At least for an hour or two. Otherwise it will feel cold and depressing.

But be able to fall out of love the second you begin acting stupidly or she tries to pull anything over on you.

Mackin,

Yes, thats right. I didn't get a special price on the taxi, I just didnt get ripped off. A lot of the taxis downstairs try to charge 1,000 bt, or close to that.

[QUOTE=D Cups]3. Never fall in love with a hooker[/QUOTE]

This cuts both ways. If that's all they are to you, you'll just be an ATM to them. Makes things simpler I guess. But you notice the difference between "a hooker" in the west and the girls here? The "hookers" in the west are used to being treated like "hookers", think of themselves as "hookers". It sucks.

[QUOTE=Mackin]Guys, correct me if I am wrong. Isn't it 400 baht from airport to asoke and sumkumvet area or am I remembering wrong. I am returning on a late filght later this month and wondering if I should try to go upstairs or just grab on from the taxi stand and get moving on the adventure. Before i just grabbed a taxi outside the carosels at the taxi lineup.[/QUOTE]You are right....I just took a taxi 2 nights ago to Suk Soi 20. The driver kept wanting to turn the meter off and charge me 400 baht, and kept saying "same same" but I made him use it and it wound up to be 210 baht, plus the 50 baht service charge from the airport, and 70 baht in tolls. 330 baht total.