Isla Margarita

I suppose it was merely a matter of time until the concept of the all - inclusive sex resort came to Argentina.

And there it is.

I will say that at least the girls of Estrellas look to be naturally attractive and free of the tons of silicone and pounds of makeup that seem to come attached with most other Buenos Aires escort girls.

In fact, if I weren't completely philosophically against the concept of the all inclusive sex resort, then Jade is someone I think I might want to get to know a little better.

To say nothing of the manager of the place?

oh well, quizas , por suerte in a cafe somewhere.

I have read that there is some anti-american sentiment in Caracas. I was wondering if this exists in Margarita Island also?

Has anybody actually stayed at My Wild Vacation? I just can't see paying that price with the prices in MI being so low for hotel, food, booze and entertainment. I guess if you do not speak spanish and do not want to be bothered going to bars/clubs to pick up women it is worth it. After all you have access to women 24 hrs a day. If anyone has stayed there I would like to hear about this place.

Has anyone been to any of the all inclusive resorts (besides Tasty 1) since May? Any reports on AAV, MyWildVacation, Lust in Paradise, or Venus Tours?

Thanks,

>>Has anyone been to any of the all inclusive resorts (besides Tasty 1) since May? Any reports on AAV, MyWildVacation, Lust in Paradise, or Venus Tours?

Thanks>>

I was at Wild 2 weeks ago for the second time will go back for 3rd time maybe in 2006 . What is Lust in Paradise, and Venus Tours?

Thanks

Guys,

as we have in Holland now very cheap trips to IM I am thinking of going there in february 2005 for 14-18 days. As I have nasty experiences with the socalled "all-in"thing...I will avoid this. Are there any GF-friendly hotels there?? Or even better appartments for to rent at reasonable prices?
I don't like the hussle of going to strange "love-motels"and shit like that.
At the main forums here in the NL the only thing which seems NOT at present is hookers and prostitution. Well I am SURE that there are plenty Ho's there!

btw...anyone can give a good price rate for SW in IM??
I am used to low prices as I am from Holland. In Brasil I paid about 25 US $ for an all nighter (2003).
I also did Colombia last year;but due to my EX-GF i couldn't see any ho's:-( Which I think off now as the most BAD thing NOT to do,because Colombia is crawling with PRETTY ho's!! (and cheap to)

Maybe a long-shot......but what are the odds of finding a "serious"wife there??

Cheers

Johan

The going rate in Margarita Island is $50,000 blolivars. At the black market rate that is about $21usd. This is slightly higher in the strip clubs.

Attached is a link with apartment rentals in the Margarita Island area.

http://www.margaritabiz.com/Vacation_Rentals/page_203864.html

Hola Cubanito,

muchas gracias para las informaciones sobre los apartamentos.

Residencias San Francisco
Porlamar - varios apartamentos de 80M2 de 2 habitaciones más convertible, para 6 personas, piscina, estacionamiento, seguridad, aire acondicionado en habitación principal, otros con ventiladores. Aptos A-10-1, D-2-4, D-3-3, D-3-4, D-4-3, E-2-1.

Temporada alta Bs. 70.000 por noche
Temporada baja Bs. 60.000 por noche
Persona adicional hasta máximo de 8 personas Bs 5.000 c/u por noche.

I guess I will be there in the low season. At the going rate of 2300 Bolo's to one Euro that will be 26 Euro's for a night. A very reasonable price for such a nice appartment.

I wonder if there is 24 hour security in these flats?
Can you bring in girls without problems? I know in Brasil i could:-)

suerte,

Johan

I have never been in these apartments but i believe there is 24 hour security, and being a private rental, girls shouldnt be a problem. Best thing to do is call Douglas Weller, hes got his email on the web page and ask.

There is also a motel in Playa el Agua are called LA RINA...i caters to mongers and its about $5 usd per hour. I used that alot. Most girls know where it is. If not ask a cabbie. Great for shagging but you woundnt want to spend the night.

"THE TRIP FROM FUCKING HELL" 09/02/04 TO 09/06/04

Most of the problems that I encountered where my own damn fault, so I will just pass on the facts, and tell you what really happened at the end of this here report.

Flight from Lax to Caracas: 09/02 Copa out of Lax 01:15 out arrive in Caracas around 14:23. return flight Continental leave Caracas at 10:30 return Lax around 16:00


I booked LAX to CSS thru Continental around $528. For you guys that do not know this Continental owns 49% of Copa, and Copa is one of the best airlines from the west coast to fly down to South America however flying back can be hell if you have a 2 to 6 hour layover in Panama! Sometimes booking thru Continental can save you a few bucks as well FYI!

Day 1: Missed my flight from Css to the Island, get to the Island at 7pm and it is already f---ing dark, and my Chica is no where to be found, fuck me!

Get a taxi to El Aqua 30K, yes I know he got me! Had an apartment set up for $35 U.S. a night and this Gent could not find his ass with both hands already on it. So we drive up and down Agua Bl. trying to find my apartment, hell I almost forgot he had a problem finding Playa El Agua!

I end up at the FLAMBOYANT HOTEL! That's right friends and neighbors a gay hotel! I'm thinking to myself FUCK ME!

As it turned out, gay hotel yes but only 10% guest there where gay, hell who cares. Cost 100,000 all inclusive! Room OK, service OK, food great if your doctor has placed you on a bland diet!

Upon checking in the first thing that I ask my gay host Ramon is there any problem bringing guest back to my room? He looks at me with a big smile and tells me oh no Sir no problem at all!

With that reply, I know he thinks that I'm gay, so I rephrase my question to him! I look in straight in the eyes, and I ask look sweetpea, is ther anyproblems with me bringing a CHICA back to my room, with a disapointing look on his puppy dog face he tells me no problem Sir!

I call my Chica and she informs me that it is to late for her to come over YES!

So I eat take a quick nap, hiot the clubs around 11pm, I hit Woody's for an hour not much action there so I go to the only other club that appears to have some action it it nada! Back to woodys and again nada, back to the other no name club nada, back and forth back and forth FUCK ME!

I end up with some black Chica, with an absolutely kick ass body! So it is back to my no problem with bringing a guest back to my Flamboyant Hotel!

I'm walking behind my Chica just looking at her ass in the lobby and thinking to myself, yes baby The Eagle Has Landed! Wait a minute my gay friend Ramon, informs me that Houston we have a problem here, you must pay $20 U.S. for your guest, FUCK ME, and yes I pay without a fight!

In my room now, guys I mean to tell you kick ass body she did have, but she also had breath that smelled like shit and a pussy to match, FUCK ME! But for $20 U.S. what the hell!

Day 2: My Chica is two f---ing hours late, take her back to my room and she wants to go to the beach, whatever so to the beach we go! Go to the beach, do the et ski thing go to lunch, then she informs me that she has to be at work at 3pm, FUCK ME!

A bull shit ass kiss and she is on her way, but she tells me that she want to meet me tonight at a new club opening with her and her 16 year old sobrino, I tell her OK whatever.

By 10:30 pm I'm in a cab with two Chicas that spent some time in the States and one of them I'm getting along with great, so I ask her lets get together tomorrow, and what does she tell me? She is leaving tomorrow, OK guys say it with me, FUCK ME!

So, I'm at the club ontime and guess who is late, that is right my Chica and her 16 year old nephew and friends.

Inside the club now and what are they playing, nothing but fucking Techno music or whatever the hell they call it!

Skip Skip to the last night hit the beach, took some pics, 2am went down to the Hotel lobby, told them did I needed a cab by 04:30 to take me to the airport! The guy at the desk ask me if I wanted a Chica $150 U.S. for two hours, of course I laughed at him and countered with 100,000 of your B.S. money for an hours!

He makes the call and five minutes later he tells me yes, she will do it for 100,000! Guys she is absolutely bonita 25 year old killer body and great attitude, and it was my last day there, FUCK ME!

Will post pics in a few days!

At least your trip ended in a bang. Couldnt have been that bad. Consider finding a new chica. She doesnt seen like she had alot of time for you.

Did you hit the beach bars on Playa el agua at all? Panare i think its called?

Hola Latina passion,

You certainly got Fucked.....I am with you bro....some nasty story.

That is why I tell everybody to PREPARE...PREPARE before yu go somewere. Learn books,travel guides....and certainly THIS NOBLE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

But heeee....who said latinas are on time??? hell no. Many of my (ex) girls NEVER were on time...30-60 min late is NORMAL!!!! SO...FUCK ME!!

Who said in big hotels chicas can come in for free??? FORGET IT!! That is why I like renting my OWN APPARTMENT;-)

Anyway that shit ass taxista has played THE trick on you....not "knowing"were your app. is...LOL...sure he knew. He only wanted to get out more on the meter!!!!!!! Fuck him!

I also learned the lalst 2-4 weeks that Venezuela grils are even more "presumida" then Colombians!!!!!!(I am talking about NON-PRO girls here).SO FUCK them!

I don't know Lat. Passion...do you speak any espagnol??
If NOT....LEARN IT....or next time you will get FUCKED again!!!
Another lesson is NEVER show that you realy like a girl....just threatthem like shit...respect them.....but do NOT get to "mi amor....mi cielo"...with them. ;-) Then they will walk behind you like a lovesick puppy!! YAAA Just let them know you have more "fish in your net".....;-)


Sorry man...that you had bad luck. Happens to all of us once in a while. Happend to me too;overpaid hookers....and yes...many times I had to rechange my plans and to IMPROVISE. FUCK ME!

Cheerup.......learn spanish....and next time you will be the one that is fucking them!!!


Love to see your pics coming.



Suerte

Johan

The problem was I went unprepared! It was all my own doing for the most part!

During Labor day Weekend, the fucking place was a fucking ghost town, I mean no action at all, no bull shit 20 chicas to pick from in El Agua, no shit!

I think I forgot to mention that my dumb ass missed my flight back to L.A. so I have to stay the night in CSS at the Best Western. Pague $140 U.S. una noche! FUCK ME!

My spanish in enough to get me by!

I hit the bars and the beach, guys at night two bars open that had any action Woody's and some unknown place, but no fucking action at all! My nephew was there in May of 2004 swears by this place, but the time that I went I guess the slow season!

Johan: Bro your right treat them like they do not matter, and they will be at by back door!

All and All guys a FUCK ME trip, but still better then being in the same state with my soon to be ex puta!

Lima 11/25/04!

I have read several posts regarding AAV and MyWildVacation. I was wondering if anyone has any firsthand knowledge or experience with the Venus Travel Club? Here is their website.

Thanks,

Miguel

[url]http://www.venus-travelclub.com/[/url]

Hi,

It is my understanding that they are in a remote inland hotel where they take rooms only when they have reservations, that the owner is a former client of My Wild Vacation (which I highly recommend) and a full time bartender from England who has tried to copy Wild (except for not being on the beach, having genuine private villas, multiple girls, interesting group outings, etc.)

J Rap,

Your description sounds like you are referring to AAV -- not Venus Travel Club.