Pattaya Reports

Since there's been a string of posts recently complaining how better things were at other times, here is my contribution:

Last night I went to the BB on 2nd Road only to find the place a pale shade of its former self. No girls dancing, behind me BGs arguing with a customer, the place almost empty. One beauty with a tag saying: 'Pancake', 'Pole Dancer' came by my table and I asked her why don't you dance? She only shrugged and went away. Does anybody has intel on this?

The BB was for at least some six years my favored bar. Man, what memories I have of the super nice parties they used to have. Maybe I picked the wrong evening but I decided to spend New Year's somewhere else.

[QUOTE=JimmyBates; 1231824]This is my 1st post, but been avid reader for a long time.

Mr Luvpuss;

I note your frequent posts for the last 50 pages or so, both here and in BKK thread.

Most of your posts are commentary on OTHER peoples contributions, offering either ridicule or belittlement. People don't enjoy this. They only appreciate original useful reports. You contributed none.

Your entries to me, and to many others, no doubt, are extremely irritating. Don't you think that this forum is not really suited for you. You may wish to find an alternative site that suit your attitude.

Are you from India?[/QUOTE]Ditto! Number of posts don't mean a damn thing. But quality does!

My Pattaya friend and freeby.

From a date site

[QUOTE=Frankfurter; 1231913]Since there's been a string of posts recently complaining how better things were at other times, here is my contribution:

Last night I went to the BB on 2nd Road only to find the place a pale shade of its former self.[/QUOTE]Never rated the place myself, by the way I think Buffalo Bar is actually on Third Road.

Since I visited Pattaya for the first time I want to give a short report, since nothing totally new to report.

To my suprise the whole place seems to be a major Russian tourist destination.

Propaply as a result of that prices in the clubs are at the same level as in any other big city in asia (Shanghai, Hong kong etc)

I was there with a friend and did way too much partying to focus on the mongering aspect. Still a blast but not in a sexual way.

What I did try was Devils den. The manager told only threesoms. Ok, with me. The line up was not that good compared to my usual playgrounds (Hongkong, Macau, Shanghai).

But to cuties were among them. In the room I was a little disapointed. For a place that specialises in threesoms it was not really worth it. The girls did as asked but nothing more.

I also visited the body amssage places Honey and the onse up at SOI 2, Swati something. There is 3 very close together. I went to all three. The girls were also not very good looking but

Very good at the body massage part and soso in bed. All compaint about my size and none did a BBBJ.

I went only to 2 gogos. Moon and Happy.

I came to moon at 3 am and had a lot of fun with 3 girls dancing kissis and feeling each other up but the one I asked to go home with me told me she can't. Well the drinks cost me 2000 but I had a lot of fun for about 3 hours and went.

Home at 6.

I wasnt before the 5th day before me and my friend bf a gril from a gogo. This time in happy we enjoyed the show and took some girls at round 2. We took them to I somnia first and danced till about 4 then home.

I had a nice girl but neither a GFE nor PSE.

Next day was more or less the same only that we went to candyshop, I cafe, I somina and then to a thai KTV somewhere in the middle of the city that we left at around 7 am.

We only had sex for about 2 hours before I had to start packing at about 10 we took a taxi to the airport.

My summary:

- The average girls in the bars and gogos are well average in looks, no where near the average of sauna girls in Shanghai and Macau.

- service wise they are obidient but nowhere near the GFE that I got for example from a philipine girl on my 3 days in Macau after my Thailand trip.

- The Russian tourists are mostly hotter then the thai girls.

- the masiv quanity of girls still gives you a good chance of finding something you like

- to my suprise it seems a lot of guys can't tell the difference between a ladyboy and a girl I was still in a bar with a restaurant linked to it watch 2 indian guys negotiating with a LB.

For about 30 minutes, until 2 other indian guys sitting in the restaurant called the guys over and told them that they were talking to a LB. Totaly suprised the guys went back to the LB.

And asked them something and left totaly stunned, funny as hell if you just still on walking street seee these kinf of things.

- Pattaya is a party city, I never went to bed before 5 am, maybe that affected my view on the mongering scene since I simply had not enough time or was too drunk.

But for me the final result still stands. For stunner I prefere Macao saunas, for GFE Hong Kong or Macau Bars and discos.

(to be continued in the Macao section)

[QUOTE=Hotshanehot; 1232225]My Pattaya friend and freeby.

From a date site[/QUOTE]Not bad. A little heavy, but I would do her.

Went to windmill last night. The place is just a cracker for me. Out of all the places I went to this was by far the best. I have the girls two drinks each and they both started heavy touching and more. One even looked at me with mischievous smile and wanted to blow me at the table!

Seriosly guys! Buy them a drink it really opens them up. I got to go! One is waiting in my bed. LOL

[QUOTE=Osuul; 1232418]Since I visited Pattaya for the first time I want to give a short report, since nothing totally new to report.

To my suprise the whole place seems to be a major Russian tourist destination.

Propaply as a result of that prices in the clubs are at the same level as in any other big city in asia (Shanghai, Hong kong etc)

I was there with a friend and did way too much partying to focus on the mongering aspect. Still a blast but not in a sexual way.

What I did try was Devils den. The manager told only threesoms. Ok, with me. The line up was not that good compared to my usual playgrounds (Hongkong, Macau, Shanghai).

But to cuties were among them. In the room I was a little disapointed. For a place that specialises in threesoms it was not really worth it. The girls did as asked but nothing more.

I also visited the body amssage places Honey and the onse up at SOI 2, Swati something. There is 3 very close together. I went to all three. The girls were also not very good looking but

Very good at the body massage part and soso in bed. All compaint about my size and none did a BBBJ.

I went only to 2 gogos. Moon and Happy.

I came to moon at 3 am and had a lot of fun with 3 girls dancing kissis and feeling each other up but the one I asked to go home with me told me she can't. Well the drinks cost me 2000 but I had a lot of fun for about 3 hours and went.

Home at 6.

I wasnt before the 5th day before me and my friend bf a gril from a gogo. This time in happy we enjoyed the show and took some girls at round 2. We took them to I somnia first and danced till about 4 then home.

I had a nice girl but neither a GFE nor PSE.

Next day was more or less the same only that we went to candyshop, I cafe, I somina and then to a thai KTV somewhere in the middle of the city that we left at around 7 am.

We only had sex for about 2 hours before I had to start packing at about 10 we took a taxi to the airport.

My summary:

- The average girls in the bars and gogos are well average in looks, no where near the average of sauna girls in Shanghai and Macau.

- service wise they are obidient but nowhere near the GFE that I got for example from a philipine girl on my 3 days in Macau after my Thailand trip.

- The Russian tourists are mostly hotter then the thai girls.

- the masiv quanity of girls still gives you a good chance of finding something you like

- to my suprise it seems a lot of guys can't tell the difference between a ladyboy and a girl I was still in a bar with a restaurant linked to it watch 2 indian guys negotiating with a LB.

For about 30 minutes, until 2 other indian guys sitting in the restaurant called the guys over and told them that they were talking to a LB. Totaly suprised the guys went back to the LB.

And asked them something and left totaly stunned, funny as hell if you just still on walking street seee these kinf of things.

- Pattaya is a party city, I never went to bed before 5 am, maybe that affected my view on the mongering scene since I simply had not enough time or was too drunk.

But for me the final result still stands. For stunner I prefere Macao saunas, for GFE Hong Kong or Macau Bars and discos.

(to be continued in the Macao section) [/QUOTE]Hey man, you are right. Go to HK and Mac. For a true mongering experience.

Just to add my personal experience to the recent posts regarding problems with Thai girls. I've been coming to Pattaya for a few years and never had any problems until last week when I picked up a girl on the beach close to the Royal Garden Plaza. She spoke very good English and was very friendly and touchy. We agreed a price of 1, 500 Baht for long time. She came back to my hotel and her mood seemed to change as soon as we entered reception who asked for her I'd card. She didn't have it and they had a heated exchange in Thai. At the end of it the hotel Manager said he would let her up to my room as long I guaranteed her. At this point she got all touchy again and I assumed everything would be OK. In my room her mood changed again and the first thing she said was pay me now. I told her I would pay later in the way I always do. No, no, no she said. I didn't like her attitude and told her she'the better leave. You pay me now or I not leave. I offered her 200 Baht as I thought that should be OK for walking me to my hotel. She picked up a glass and threw it at my head. Luckily I ducked and the glass smashed into the wall causing no damage. I grabbed the room phone and called Reception to send Security to my room. I had to restrain her whilst I did this. After the call she broke free and started throwing things at me. She also pushed the television of its stand where it crashed to the floor. Security arrived and took her out of my room and downstairs where she broke free and ran away. This shook me up. The police came and took a report but they didn't seem to think they could find the girl. I decided to check out and head for Bangkok. The hotel charged me for a new TV and a few other damages.

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai; 1231575]Speaking of security issues, on two occasions the phone did not ring in my room after pleasurable sessions. When I went to the lobby some hours later my "friend" at reception said "Why you not answer your phone after lady go?"

Hmmm. Maybe I was drugged or dead. Why you not come find out? The wire in the bottom of the phone was not fully engaged.[/QUOTE]One girl had promised to say with me for LT, but at around 5AM her phone starts ringing and she throws a fit and decides that she has to leave but will come back in one hour. I told her that was fine and when she is back in one hour she can sleep in my room, and after our morning session when we wake up she can collect her money for LT. She wants payment now, to which I respond that she hasn't been with me for very long and we have only done it once so that is ST and not LT. After a bit or arguing she is so rushed that she agrees, and leaves with the ST money.

Being a bit drunk, and also irritated since she was a stunner and I wanted to do her some more and also take some pictures of her I decided to mess with her a bit more, so when reception calls my room I walk out on the balcony and stay there. Phone keeps ringing and I ignore it. After about five minutes there is a knock on my door and it is hotel security checking that I am ok, he calls downstairs and they release the girl. I go back to my balcony and watch her leave and jump in the car that is waiting for her, smile at her and wave "good bye". She gives me the finger, I just give her a big smile back. And surprise surprise, she did not return to finish of the LT session.

[QUOTE=BigClive225;1232606]Just to add my personal experience to the recent posts regarding problems with Thai girls. I've been coming to Pattaya for a few years and never had any problems until last week when I picked up a girl on the beach close to the Royal Garden Plaza. She spoke very good English and was very friendly and touchy. We agreed a price of 1, 500 Baht for long time. She came back to my hotel and her mood seemed to change as soon as we entered reception who asked for her I'd card. She didn't have it and they had a heated exchange in Thai. At the end of it the hotel Manager said he would let her up to my room as long I guaranteed her. At this point she got all touchy again and I assumed everything would be OK. In my room her mood changed again and the first thing she said was pay me now. I told her I would pay later in the way I always do. No, no, no she said. I didn't like her attitude and told her she'the better leave. You pay me now or I not leave. I offered her 200 Baht as I thought that should be OK for walking me to my hotel. She picked up a glass and threw it at my head. Luckily I ducked and the glass smashed into the wall causing no damage. I grabbed the room phone and called Reception to send Security to my room. I had to restrain her whilst I did this. After the call she broke free and started throwing things at me. She also pushed the television of its stand where it crashed to the floor. Security arrived and took her out of my room and downstairs where she broke free and ran away. This shook me up. The police came and took a report but they didn't seem to think they could find the girl. I decided to check out and head for Bangkok. The hotel charged me for a new TV and a few other damages.[/QUOTE]After a few trips you are supposed to be a veteran man.

Mistake 1:1500 LT? FL is 1000 LT (less if you can manage it).

Mistake 2: You wanted to take a BR girl for LT. BR girls are for ST and to be consumed at the ST hotel.

Mistake 3: You put your dick / wallet on the line by guaranteeing a hooker who you didn't know from Adam and have now become a statistic of why that should never be done.

Mistake 4: You offered her 200 baht. I don't care if she walked from Chiang Mai; if we didn't fuck she is not getting money. She knew from the beginning that she did not have ID. But now you know to make sure the girl has ID before you go on any long walks with her.

Mistake 5: After she threw the first glass you should have picked her up and put her on the other side of the door then called the front desk.

You must have been thinking with your dick on this one. Then too hindsight is 20/20. They called the police over this incident. Does that mean we will see you on Pattaya Daily News? LOL.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1232774]Mistake 5: After she threw the first glass you should have picked her up and put her on the other side of the door then called the front desk.[/QUOTE]I think your assessment is basiclly sound, except for #5. No way should he forcefully lay hands on a crazy ho under those circumstances if he values his own life. He should have left the room himself and gone for security. She would then probably follow him out the door rather than wait for security to come for her.

All the vender booths are gone from Beach road now, but yesterday in the afternoon the number and quality of ladies was low. Hopefully things will improve now.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1232774]After a few trips you are supposed to be a veteran man.

Mistake 1:1500 LT? FL is 1000 LT (less if you can manage it).

Mistake 2: You wanted to take a BR girl for LT. BR girls are for ST and to be consumed at the ST hotel.

Mistake 3: You put your dick / wallet on the line by guaranteeing a hooker who you didn't know from Adam and have now become a statistic of why that should never be done.

Mistake 4: You offered her 200 baht. I don't care if she walked from Chiang Mai; if we didn't fuck she is not getting money. She knew from the beginning that she did not have I'd. But now you know to make sure the girl has I'd before you go on any long walks with her.

Mistake 5: After she threw the first glass you should have picked her up and put her on the other side of the door then called the front desk.

You must have been thinking with your dick on this one. Then too hindsight is 20/20. They called the police over this incident. Does that mean we will see you on Pattaya Daily News? LOL.[/QUOTE]So I let my guard down Mr. E and made mistakes. Unfortunately I don't have a military background and let my dick rule my wallet. But isn't this what most people do in Pattaya? Isn't this why most people come to Pattaya? Or is Pattaya now a battleground where people should come with a battle plan instead of an enjoyment plan?

I don't mind paying the girls and I never try to squeeze the price down. Normally I pay bar fines and I can't remember having any problems with any girls I've taken from any bars.

My step by step plan is now.

Step 1. Enjoy myself.

Step 2. Pay the bar fine.

Step 3. Fuck the girl.

Step 4. Pay the girl.

The girls have changed and I wonder if this is this down to the different breed of tourists coming here now not willing to pay for the services the girls provide?

20/20 hindsight. The media were not involved but I'm beginning to think they should have a 24/7 channel set up just to show reports like this with you as the presenter pointing out the farang mistakes and how you the expert would deal with them (LOL).

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1232774]After a few trips you are supposed to be a veteran man.[/QUOTE]So another farang takes a hit and you have offered some sound advice. But maybe you learnt the tricks for survival in Brazil and now you're here possibly priced out of the Brazilian market. Quite a few have and me as well but what works for you doesn't work for others. You sound like a street wise, fit, young guy and you should be making this clear in your posts as what works for you will not work for everybody. Apples for Apples. Not everybody coming to Pattaya is street wise, fit and especially young. Take a 70 year old guy being attacked by one of these beach road girls. If you want to flirt with danger then never pay a bar fine. If you want some protection then pay the bar fine.