Steve love your posts and will miss them over the coming weeks. thanks for the entertainment and I am sure you had your fill by this stage.
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Steve love your posts and will miss them over the coming weeks. thanks for the entertainment and I am sure you had your fill by this stage.
Had a free afternoon so headed down to Lucy’s. Had to wait in the car for a few minutes till a fellow monger was waiting at the door, strange as there is no cover and you are way out in the open.
10 mins later faced with the same tricky decision, 5 clones, all in bikinis and short skirts, went with lin-lin (i assure you I’m not making the names up, seems like they pick them out of a hat). lin lin was the same shape as ting ting, except little more makeup and shorter hair (shoulder length).
Off to the room, asked for 120 boss money, then she asked for 400, but had her down to 250 + maybe tip.
Now if Ting ting was a newbie, lin-lin seemed like she came into Dubai the same morning and i was her first customer. She was shy undressing, when she undressed me there was NO eye contact.
After a quick shower she wiped the privates down with a wet wipe. I asked for the CBJ even though she said no problem with BBBJ. But it didn’t make a difference. Her BJ technique, well there wasn’t any, she looked away while she gave me the lightest BJ without any sucking at all. After being bored for 5 minutes I asked her to start with cowgirl which had almost no rhythm and no push, all the while making sounds like I was drilling her. Realized I had to do the work so I flipped her over and went doggy style and then mish to finish. But again it was distracting because she had no sync to her exaggerated sound either.
She said “I no massage” so she just lay with me which I played with her. I just wasn’t in the mood for a second go so rush out with a “have meeting, go now” and I didn’t tip her, but I sensed she realized I didn’t have the greatest time.
I realize that I sound like an ass writing this review, I can’t imagine her job. But I didn’t complain to Lucy either because she doesn’t need the grief. To end I will say this, she did not resist in anyway with my requests, or when I flipped her over for doggy or when I finished hard. She definitely was tight and I’m sure she would go for more if I asked for it so I’m sure she will be better with experience, but problem may be that all the girls there are newbies so who does she learn from.
Stay safe
CM
[QUOTE=Candyman74]I realize that I sound like an ass writing this review, I can’t imagine her job. But I didn’t complain to Lucy either because she doesn’t need the grief. To end I will say this, she did not resist in anyway with my requests, or when I flipped her over for doggy or when I finished hard. She definitely was tight and I’m sure she would go for more if I asked for it so I’m sure she will be better with experience, but problem may be that all the girls there are newbies so who does she learn from.
Stay safe,
CM[/QUOTE]Theres a thought: Start a training camp foor newbie WG's!
Perhaps you should propose this to Lucy, a 1 week crash course led by experienced, trained and well qualified ISG 'professors'
No charge, all education provided FOC out of the goodnness of our hearts and our respect and love for the profession!
WB
Another thoroughly enjoyable knock at the crease from our man Steve. I sometimes marvel at the sheer energy of the man given that he's usually got to be at work the next day.
Anyway, I hope you had fun, which is afterall, why we're all here.
Until next year!
[QUOTE=Mjolnir 213].
Neurones texted yesterday asking if I would be at SeaView, but as I had an early start at work today, decided to give it a miss. (Still needed rest and time for all my bodily fluids to replenish themselves)
He did let me know that he had an ok time with his big titted PRC, but that he was slightly let down when it was revealed that they were not natural when she told him that they were in the bar.
Hopefully he made her work harder for being a fibber. Thats what I would have done.
[/QUOTE]I certaily did, and i must admit that she is a maestro in the art of BBBJ.
[QUOTE=Mjolnir123]Another potential is the one that Neurones pointed out as he is a connoisseur of massive mammaries. Geeky looking PI girl with nerd glasses, but from the neck down. Some huge tits and a curvy little figure. She looked very interesting once I got a closer look.
Would be fun doing her with the glasses on I think.
Never been much of a big tit man, but I need a change from my usual type.
That damn Neurones got me curious.[/QUOTE]I will be more than happy to introduce you to the pleasures of handfull mammaries.
[QUOTE=Kermit2048] Cheesy 70s porn DVDs! Fortunately she suddenly remembered why she was here and jumped on me.
K2k[/QUOTE]I do have Pretty Peaches with Desireé Cousteau somewhere in my collection.
One of my all time favourites.
I remember it being one of the most in demand VHS tapes in my highschool for a while.
And good job getting yourself out there and building up your Ramadan Harem.
Best time to do it is now since the looming slow period will have them all desperate to make plans and secure some regulars. Same for us really.
Remember to ASK if they will be around during Ramadan though, else you might be wasting your effort (and bucks) on the wrong girl.
Seeing as you like the asian type, don't forget to hit Seaview. That bar will be CLOSED during Ramadan, so the girls will have to find new homes during the holy month.
WB
[quote=neurones]i will be more than happy to introduce you to the pleasures of handfull mammaries.[/quote]met up with accipiters last night at seaview.
handsome fellow, and will score easily with the ladies. much like me!
place sarted to fill up by around half eleven.
i spotted the geeky pi with the big tits and i was determined to get her.
trouble was. we were sitting in a dead zone, blocked from view.
she and her friends hovered around the cocktail tables for a while and then dissapeared.
neurones joined us as well and was good to see him again.
since i had my heart set on the geeky girl, and now could not see her, i was not interested in looking for other sport. seemed like i would go home empty handed.
anyways. decided to just enjoy the night with my forum buddies and was goood catching up on various adventures.
neurones could probably sense i was sad and very kindly asked one of his known pi girls to track down the geeky girl and bring her over.
in the meantime, young accipiters did a patrol and found her. chatted to her, but her asking price was much too high. i later learned the reason for this.
neurones pi did not deliver, so i decided to look for her myself. walked up and down but dammit. just could not spot her! this was getting frustrating!
sat down with the guys again and lo and behold! there was pianna. stalking me, as is her way.
i told anna i was interested in the big titted girl with glasses and that did not ring any bells for her. but i have to hand it to her. she made the effort too look and returned with. exactly the girl i was lusting after since i saw her on friday!
anna's reward was a long island ice tea on me.
used my ninja charms and without discussing any price, i knew she was mine for the night. excellent chemistry.
neurones and accipiters wasted no time in getting her number and she was quite flattered by the attention she was recieving from 3 of the best looking men in the bar!
accipiters had an early start and had to leave and very sneakily paid for my drinks!
thanks for that!
after some chatting and flirting i decided it was time to leave.
she's been here only 10 days so is relatively fresh. worked in hong kong before. had her first baby 2 months ago which might explain the fabulously large tits.
great girl, very friendly and told me she felt very comfortable with me annd that i was the 'coolest guy she ever met'!
accipiters. reason she shot you down at first with the high price is because she is new and is cautious about who she goes with. not because you are ugly or smelly.
had a brilliant time with this girl. total gfe and she does enjoy a good hard shag.
was dripping wet and damn near raped me. actually fought with me too be on top and rode me like i was a russian race horse!
watching those boobs bounce around was a real treat. mesmerizing!
then massage and cuddly sleep, and the feel of those wonderful breasts on my chest was very soothing.
early morning session was great and she sure knows how to handle a dick like a pro. i'm always more aggressive in the morning after a bit of sleep and lucky for me. she loved the rough stuff too. (some girls are not into it so i test first)
she wanted to see me again and i agreed to pick her up at 6, cook her a nice dinner and then bang her brains out. several times.
(those glasses were a real turn on and tonight i have to do justice by cumming all over them!)
accipters and neurones can fight over her another night!
one small thing. she was on the last day of her period so stained the sheets a bit and was embarrassed. i'm a big boy and these things happen so i told her not to worry.
to make up for it, she very sweetly took my laundry out of the machine and hung it out to dry and then changed the sheets while i was in the shower.
good girl.
dropped her home and then showed up at work with the biggest grin on my face!
took some pics, and will take more tonight. will post when i have time to edit. she was very photogenic!
mission accomplished and she passed the ninja test with flying colours!
why did i not meet this girl sooner?!
a real keeper.
wb
Gents,
Firstly, many thanks to the Senior Member (SM) who kindly provided me with contact details for the Fili AMP. That’s what’s so good about this forum – members providing fellow members with invaluable information.
As promised to the said Senior Member, here’s my FR.
I called the Fili AMP on the mobile number provided by SM and spoke to an extremely cautious and weary sounding Filipino Gent (FG). FG first asked where I got his number. Easy – told him I got the number from “a friend”. Next FG asked the name of my friend. Harder - but I picked a name out of thin air and said my friend’s name was “George”. FG then asked for “George’s” phone number! Now I was pleased that FG was taking suitable precautions, but at the same time I was thinking “S*** - don’t know SM’s number, this is not looking good; lack of a contact phone number is going to blow Syncretist’s chance of pounding some Fili p***y this evening” I went into automatic blag mode and eventually FG agreed to give me the approximate location and told me when I arrived at that location I was to call him and he would send his “boy” out to meet me (presumably to check that I was not a MIB).
Drove to the location, called the number and eventually FG’s “boy” arrived on the street wearing pajamas or similar. FG’s “boy” was essentially a FG himself (therefore call him FGJ (J for junior). FGJ led me down a sandy lane to the villa – I would never have found the villa without being delivered by FGJ. It crossed my mind that Fili AMP’s management must have given some consideration to anonymity and that Lucy’s AMP management could take a leaf out of Fili’s AMP management’s handbook in this regard.
Went inside and met FG who seemed a pleasant chap. Five or six girls were already lined up and waiting for my “inspection”. I have to say, my first reaction was negative as the quality of the girls was generally low (now I know that beauty is a subjective matter etc but trust me on this one) and I would say the girls ranged between 4.5 and 5.5.
One girl however was above the median rating (she was close to a 6.5). She was also different from the other girls in another feature, she seemed shy / indifferent / nervous whereas the others looked reasonably happy and confident (but regrettably not so good looking and/or shapely). Now I really was not inclined to bang any girl in the 4.5 – 5.5 range (even a Fili) irrespective of how happy / confident etc they appeared. So instead I opted for the 6.5 / pretty / slim / sexy / non-happy / non-confident Fili. I shall call her Ms G.
As soon as Ms G entered the room I detected she was genuinely shy. I took things really slow right from the start and engaged in conversation as soon as showers were over (which were done separately – not ideal but a symptom of Ms G’s shyness). Ms G told me that she had only been in Dubai a couple of weeks and she had not done this work previously. I believed her. After 10 minutes or so of good chat, Ms G’s unease had mostly gone and we engaged in a very pleasant session indeed. She had lovely velvety thighs and decent size breasts for a Fili– yum! Did a bit of cowgirl, a bit of mish and finished doggie with me getting to appreciate Ms G’s thighs and bum. Seconds were not sought by me (was too tired) and were not offered by Ms G. Back for finale showers (taken solo again). As an aside, the plumbing was a bit of a mess and it was downright dangerous in the bathroom with water on the floor (at last I hope it was water!) and I wondered if I should ask to sight their occupiers liability insurance policy!
Had a word with FG when leaving the AMP and told him that, no disrespect, but I was surprised that the standard of the ladies was not a tad higher. He explained that many of the prettier girls had left earlier that evening either to get ready for the clubs or just to get to bed for work in their office jobs the next day. He recommended I get there earlier in future. I bade a good bye to FG and was then led me back out the sandy lane to my car by FGJ (still in his pajamas, but in his defence it was quite late at that stage!)
Being an aficionada of Filipinas, developed over many years in Asia, I think I may have found here in Dubai an AMP that matches my taste. This is however premised on the assumption that FG was not telling porkies when he said that higher standard girls are available earlier in the day. I intend to test the veracity of FG’s statement and will return at a more civilized hour in the near future.
Gents, I do hope that this FR was not overly lengthy.
Cheers,
Syncretist
[QUOTE=Steve Dubai](She has an emirates ID card) [/QUOTE]
Hi Steve, I seen you say this twice now. You mean she works for the airline in some way ? That's mad... I haven't come across this yet.
I was with a girl from Seaview a long time ago that worked for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. She used me for sex..... :)
[QUOTE=Syncretist]Gents,
As promised to the said Senior Member, here’s my FR.
Syncretist[/QUOTE]Mate, what was the damage?
[QUOTE=Jetjo776]Wish I could help ya one the fili's, but I've never seen any other than prc to be honest, except the semi-legit ones in which case you can find thai (but even then, I've only ever found ones that give HJ's but no others). I'd give my left nut for a shadow MP of damn near any other ethnicity than PRC! I always hear of them, but can never find them! Searched for this fabled Russian place for a couple of months last year before giving up. Damned Moby Dick!
Anyway, I've got a stable of mostly legit thai places where I can sneak a HJ in from time to time but your post made me curious. I know the place you speak of, and went there long time ago but came up empty (lame massage, no extras).
I like the idea of a legit full service place, despite the cost, due to the alibi factor. So I ruck up and opt for the 1 hr oil/1 hr moroccan bath like you suggest. She calls a cute early 30's girl and I'm thinking "nice! " and we proceed to the room.
Room is clean, private, and has a bathroom next to it. All good. I get undressed and lay on the table. She comes back in, lifts up to "re-adjust" the towel and gives my ass a light playful slap, and tickles my giggle berries. All good! I guess it's on! I respond favorably and the massage is on it's way. Very flirty and she's smiley and all's good. She's working the elbows with her knees on my butt and leans in for a nibble on my ear, making the face down position all too uncomfortable.
I do the flip, and things are basically the same. Light teasing, lots of flirting, we chat a bit but nothing progresses. I figure the bath is where the good stuff happens so I don't sweat it.
Move into the bath room and it's pretty cool. Like the decor and am into the vibe. She vanishes to change and comes back in about 10 minutes in tight capre style leggings and an oversized loose tshirt. Nice! She has me laydown and starts bucketing warm water over me (feels nice) and starts lathering me up with soap, again. Teasing and playing.
Flip over. Same treatment. She steps outside and turns on the steam, says she'll be back in 15. Ok. Sure I'll just hang out I guess. Nice and relaxing I suppose?
She comes back in with this scrub glove thing and gives me a full working with it. Exfoliating isn't my favorite thing, but I deal thinking it'll pay off. Same deal, over and flip. Rinse. Tease, rinse. I mention I really like her ass and she laughs and gives it a little pat, says she'll be right back.
Couple minutes later she pokes her head in, hands me a big towel and is gone?
Okay, not sure what the hell at this point, she's touched my member more than my previous girlfriend ever did, and I've made every overture I could think of without coming right out and saying "CAN I PLEASE POUND THAT ASS NOW? " Or hell, just get a HJ?
I normally let the girl initiate the conversation and to be honest, it's never ever failed in a place where it was even remotely on the table. I've gotten girls at fully legit places to give Happy Endings without ever actually asking (guess not that fully legit hah), but I was stumped. So I figure I've got 15 min on the clock left, time to be direct.
She pops her head back in to see where I was and I motion to my then again hard on and give the universal sign of friendliness. She shakes her head, and vanishes.
UGH!
So I finished drying off, got my cloths on, she thanks me, I hand her a 20 for a quasi decent massage, flash a 500 and just shrug, and walk off.
With massively blue balls. What did I do wrong?
Seriously, my luck has stunk lately. Between being banned from my old AMP haunt because of my asshole "friend", my favorite masseuse from my regular semi-legit place leaving the country, and this debacle.[/QUOTE]Ordinarily I wouldn't quote a whole post but for the purposes of this FR I believe it is entirely necessary and relevant.
Yesterday I visited what I presume to be the same place on Beach Road as visited by Jetjo and had a carbon copy experience in every respect (right down to room layout, description of treatments, ear nibbling and ball tickling etc).
However, armed with the knowledge of this FR (thanks Jetjo), I thought I would be slightly more 'direct' (but not so direct as to risk arrest).
So. At the stage where I am towelling off at the very end of the Moroccan bath (she is now inside the steam room washing and drying it down), I basically just pop my head back in the door and say "you no finish me off" giving her a cheeky smile and using the universal sign to avoid any confusion. She thinks about this for a while, and then says "I never knew you wanted or I would have done in massage". I shrug my shoulders and then she says "250 and you can touch me". I frown, and this is where my Ninja training kicked in.
I had thought carefully prior to going into the place just how much I was prepared to pay for 'extras', should they be available, and then LEFT MY WALLET IN THE CAR KEEPING ONLY ENOUGH MONEY IN MY POCKET TO MEET MY PRE-DETERMINED BUDGET (in this case AED150 plus the AED550 price of the 2hr massage and Moroccan bath). This thereby overrides any inevitable 'thinking with the small head moment' which is likely to arise when there's possibility of a shot on the table.
I thereby counter with a very disappointed look, remind her that I've been in Dubai a very long time, and say I won't pay any more than 100. We to-and-fro for a couple of minutes giving me enough time to establish that I) she will probably jerk me off for 100dhs (not for less) but will not be enthusiastic about; and ii) she may concede 150dhs for a HJ with me grabbing her great tits and ass (which to be was an extra 50dhs well spent).
Having made my above assessment, I then conclude the deal for 150 which she reluctantly agrees to having demonstrated by emptying my pockets that I only have 150dhs on me (see what a little prep can do for you?). She gives me the choice of where I want my HE (massage room or in the steam room), so we head back into the steam room (no reason other than we were stood outside and it's warmer), and she proceeds to give me a cracking HJ with me fondling her tits (great) and her ass (not so great but made to look better by the lycra pants she's wearing). 10/10 for the HJ. Whilst we're engaged in the business, I test the waters about BJ/FS which she says a categoric no to so this may just be a personal thing between each girl. Again. YMMV.
In conclusion, 700 Dhs for a HJ may sound expensive, but then that would be the wrong way to look at it. She actually gave me one of the best massages I have had in Dubai (and I've had at least 1 a week for the last God knows how many years), and the Moroccan bath was also extremely enjoyable and very well executed with reasonable products. Thereby the HJ was exactly what it was billed at. I. E. An extra, for which in the circumstances I was very happy to receive, and like the massage and bath, was well executed. Therefore the 150 price for the HJ was I thought reasonable, and the total price of 700 for 2hrs of great pampering and relaxation with a HE representing money well spent.
On a final note, I am on the same page as the other mongers that are prepared to pay a premium for cleaner premises, nicer and more legit surroundings, no inconvenience of going to one of Dubai's armpits (read Deira/Karama/Barsha/Al Quoz etc) and less risk of LE/being busted/being compromised by friends/colleagues/loved ones. Furthermore I suspect (read hope) that the higher price tag will keep some of the less hygenic riff raff away.
I will be back, I will try different girls (in all honesty I probably got the ugly one. I saw some very pretty young spinners there. Note that all the girls are genuine Thai), and I will push the envelope to see what else I might extract.
Watch this space.
[QUOTE=Fiend Devil]Hi Steve, I seen you say this twice now. You mean she works for the airline in some way? That's mad. I haven't come across this yet.)[/QUOTE]Emirates ID card is a national identity card. It is not to be confused with an ID card of someone working for Emirates Airlines. However, don't think for a moment that female employees of Emirates Airlines (esp crew) aren't up for P4P. Go to Zinc any night of the week, drop 1000dhs buying drinks for Emirates Hosties and they'll be on their knees sucking your cock and offering their ass for you to bang before you can say "arm doors and cross check".
[QUOTE=Fiend Devil]Hi Steve, I seen you say this twice now. You mean she works for the airline in some way ? That's mad... I haven't come across this yet.
I was with a girl from Seaview a long time ago that worked for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. She used me for sex..... :)[/QUOTE]
I think what Steve mentioned was the card issued by the UAE Identity Authorities. Not the Emirate Airlines ID
There is more to "Emirates" than the Emirates Airline LOL!
Best Regards
Sylvan
Hi there,
Possible to share the contact details of this Wonder-girl?
Cheers!
[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]Chaps
Have been away from the mongering scene for a while now for various reasons. However, decided to get back on the bangbus last night and scored a real result.
About 6mths ago I picked up a stunner (she said was CIS but I suspect from one of the 'stans) who was a real goer in every aspect. She is a firm 8/9, great attitude and great fun. First night I pulled her she came back to my place, was dancing around, gave me a strip show, fvcked me senseless and didn't even ask for money once. Her attitude was such that she seemed a good time girl and I even suspected she was part-time or a definite newbie to the P4P game.
Anyhow, on a whistle stop tour of Deira, I bumped into her again in the Moscow hotel, and she greeted me like she had just bumped into a lost love. God this girl is great. A few drinks, some dancing and back off to my place for some "more dancing and lovemaking" (to quote her). Once again, the subject of money didn't even crop up (I know you will think this wrong but go with me here chaps). A tremendous night of pure unadulterated banging. Her body was just as good as I remember and she was as willing a participant as before. Totally awesome, and a real pleasure to fvck (this is the kind of girl you could genuinely date if she weren't a hooker).
She stayed until 10am this morning but sadly I had to kick her out as I have shit to do (like before, she was actually complaining when I was waking her to kick her out of bed. I genuinely think she would have stayed until this afternoon). She was still as playful and as tactile this morning as ever and was even walking out the door to get in the cab, still with no mention of 'remuneration'. I called after her and said I haven't paid you to which she seemed to shrug it off. I grabbed my wallet and thrust 500dhs note into her hand. Before I could fish out any more bills to give to her, she had kissed me on the cheek and was out of the gate into the street and into the cab. She blew me a kiss as the cab drove off with me thinking it was the best 500dhs I have ever spent. Last time (from recollection) I paid her 1000dhs (LT) but that was only because my pal had picked up another girl and agreed 1000dhs with her. Like I said, first time I picked her up money also was not discussed.
Gold[/QUOTE]
Okay so there is an expat site who has a section just chocked full of "Pro" escort ads, many claiming to be independent and 100% legit. All are in the range of 1,500 aed per hour and higher.
What's the deal, are these fakes and scams? Obviously the pictures are typically professional quality, but that doesn't necessarily make it a fake. Back home, I used to sample from similar caliber fair, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that there could be that level of service here, or am I kidding myself?
And before anyone guffaws at the prices and my considering paying them - here are the major benefits (assuming they aren't scams):
Incall - I can't bring home, and I'm constrained to in between meeting ST sessions, during normal business hours.
Quality - Obviously, if they are real, the quality seems superb in the looks department.
Incall location - most advertise upscale accommodations, which means two things, it will likely be more convenient for me, and I won't have to dig through the depths of Bur Dubai and Diera.
Variety - As much as I dearly love our PRC girls, I feel like my second wife is Chinese, which is not exactly why I monger! I need some white girls.. brown girls.. black girls..!
Obvious downside is the cost, but if it's a once in awhile treat, between AMP visits, I can certainly bear that if the experience delivers.
So, anyone have any experience with these? Any cautionary tales? Anything?
I'm assuming (lazy to read rules) that I cannot post links as it's another website, but I'm sure most of you probably know about it anyway. And yes, I do realize that our beloved PRC girls can often times out perform the pros, and offer far better value for money... but damn, this one girl has an ass like POW, and tits like BAM, and that just looks damned enticing...
Thoughts? Am I going to have to TOFTT?
-Jetjo