Tuesday Night at Highland
Tuesday night, the traditional Ladies' night, but the Shooter wuz cream-crackered from travel & work, so fancied a night in. He had just received a "hot tip" from his wingman the Accountant. A young Fili (Irene) of reputedly formidable sexual talent. Texted then called her to arrange RDZ at the Shooter's hotel.
As often happens with Filis, the wires got crossed and the logistics of a simple rendezvous were apparently impossible to arrange. The Shooter opted to make a virtue of necessity and meet her at her "office". Rock City at the Highland Hotel.
The Shooter had last visited this hotel many years ago, and had fond nostalgic memories of ear-licking Ethiopians.
The Shooter arrived early, 10: 30pm, and was waved in without any charge. Just by the entrance were 2 tables with about 10 Fili girls. The Shooter stood before them, waiting for Irene to make herself known. The 10 Filis stared at him with blank expressions, as if he had grown a second head. He glanced downward to check that his second head was indeed soundly entrousered. Somewhat disorientated, he made his way to the bar and ordered a beer.
Irene came up & introduced herself. Small and with Indianesque features. She was very sweet but didn't rock the Shooter's boat. The Shooter opted to tarry awhile to see how the night would unfold. He repaired to the Fili throng with Irene.
More Filis entered as the night wore on, plus a few Africans. Some hotties and quite a few coldies, including some Filis with very bad dress sense and very oddly-shaped bodies.
The bank kicked off with some classic ballads, then moved on to more rocky stuff, quasi-Seaview. The guitarist is the brother of the Seaview lesbian.
In walked the delightful Lyka, and old squeeze of the Shooter's wingman, the Accountant, with a gaggle of girls. The Shooter bought the girls some drinks, shot the breeze and played it cool. Not many gentleman punters about. Friendly staff, recognizing a new face and clearly keen on getting new clientele.
The Shooter had tried many times to entice Lyka to "crossover" from the Accountant but had been shot down. The Pinay Hooker's Protocol. This time he played his cards carefully, then moved in for the kill. His overtures were accepted. Irene was disappointed, but she should have come to the hotel in the first place.
Lyka has a Michelle Yeoh-ish face and an athletic body, atypical for Filis. Her sexual style is incredibly active. The Shooter lay back and was pounded by energetic BJ and cowboy executed in a dizzying variety of styles. It was all so fast & furious that the Shooter could not achieve escape velocity and was unable to come. A situation that was soundly remedied in the morning.
A memorable experience. The Shooter will again take the high road to the Highland.
York Hotel on Monday night
The Shooter chanced to be passing this establishment late on a Monday night (c 1:30am). On a whim he entered. Up the stairs and straight into the club. It seems the paleface 'get in free' card still works.
On entry the Shooter moved fast to the left to avoid the 'fresh meat' predators. He circumnavigated the room to check the scene. Basically OK. Not too downmarket. Some lookers. Busy but not overcrowded.
It was inevitable that the Shooter would be tracked and cornered. 2 Chinese. Tall & attractive. Really keen to sell. Look at one, she smiles & nods. Look at t'other, ditto. Telepathically, the Shooter understands the nod means "let's go and f*ck". After 55 nods the telepathy gets tiresome and the Shooter breaks free.
He spots some hot Filis leaving. Filis at the York? Quelle surprise! A quick reconnoitre reveals a flock of filis near the pool table. Very well oiled, being fed tequila by a filipino seaman. The Shooter picks off a cute one, Kristal.
She is merry but not drunk. Good fun. Offers herself for dh500. The Shooter knows she will settle for less but opts to agree.
Back to the Shooter's lair and the unwrapped Kristal body was well suited to the Shooter's taste. Large but not huge boobs, bit saggy but OK. Unfeasibly small butt. Silky soft skin.
Her performance was below average. Needed cajoling even for CBJ. No DATY. Kept covering her gorgeous pussy from view. A good fuck though, especially in cowboy when her tits looked great and her tiny ass felt wonderful vibrating in the Shooter's hands.
So all in all a good night and a thumbs-up for the York.
Lookie Lous Blues Continued..
Day 5: Thursday 29th July
No horrendously long reports on this one, since the last bombed out. Went to Jules bar to see what the difference is. I heard it’s all Ruskie A listers.
Had to pay a disgusting 100 DH in, even though I got two “drinks” about it. Place is OK but the women were absolutely awful and frankly its not for me. Doubt I will visit again as I do not think I ever got a girl from there even in the past.
Went to Regal, had to pay 100 DH but at least the Girls were nice.Had to pay FOUR FUCKING POUNDS for an Orange juice. How can Dubai survive at that kind of rip-off level. Its everywhere. All girls asking 1200 or 1500 including a nice sexy blonde streaked Uzbek who amusingly apologised for her being “so very expensive” quite cute really.
Found a MILFy Ruskie from St. Petersburg but now living in Kyrgy, who looked like a younger Helen Mirren, great bod and boobs and who quoted 1500. Got her down to 1200 then went to York (free entry of course) just to check it out.
Quality was much less as the Chorus Line is all that was left by 1 am. There was one stunner who looked like this Girl – [url]http://www.buddytv.com/lenora-crichlow.aspx[/url] - Lenora Critchlow, from the BBC’s excellent “Being Human” (although a bit more white/ asian than African). I tried for her but was not interested in talking. Looks like she was being recruited as part of a threesome. Shame.
Went back to Regal and then negotiated Helen Mirren down to 1000 DH, DFK, stay till 10 am next day. Superb sevice, did what it said on her tin. Got BBBJ of course and two faked Orgasms she could have got a BAFTA for. Gave her a lift back to Sharja and got an invite to a meal at her place. I might accept.
Day 6: Friday 30th July.
Went to Imperial Suites, paid bouncer 100 DH for two to get in. Do not know what the real price is. Maybe someone can help here? My room-mate just got his own room. Can confirm Jumerah Rotana is GF beyond belief. I offered to do his walk of shame whilst he negotiated a single room on his own. Ugly girl, but he likes her. Hope he didn’t pay more than 350.
Last question... the bouncers at the imperial wanted “tips” from us. Told them not to eat yellow snow and shook hands. Got some abuse from them on the way out. Is this normal behaviour? Did we overpay on the way in?
Afternoon tale of abject failure
So I went out to get that afternoon entertainment for > 500 DHs which by past experience was easy for ST. Right.
For the first time ever went to the St George Hotel looking for Broadway Coffee Shop. First abject failure, the Broadway I always read about but never managed to get to was in the Broadway Hotel in Al Rigga. Well done Mike. So after enduring the water taxi and the 50 degree heat to get there I then went to the correct place (Where / why did St George pop in my head?)
There is one surprising thing about this Broadway Coffee shop. That is, the coffee is actually good! The girls, well, one or two worth an offer but its a hard place to negotiate. One Russian (Looks Uzbek) looked OK and wanted a crazy 800 for two hours (plus taxis of course). I asked how much for one hour... 400? she just laughed.
Then I went to Jockeys thinking there must be something there thats better than wanking, but the place was closed. Was that always the case, closed 4 till 6? Cant remember. So then I got an "unofficial" you pay anything you want boss, taxi back.
Hit the phone book and even this African girl started at a 1000 for two hours. I fell off the seat laughing. I started at 350. We are currently at 500 but she must get her fat lazy arse into a taxi, I am not going to her hell hole. Lets see what happens :)
