Biden Calls On The Economy To Stop Being Bad
Washington DC — In a bold move this morning to address the nation's financial woes, President Biden has officially called on the American economy to stop being bad.
"Come on, economy!" said an impassioned President Biden. "Make everything cheaper! Give everyone more money! I hereby demand you stop being atrocious! Do it. Do it now!
Pundits immediately lauded President Biden's brilliant plan, with MSNBC heralding it as the most transformative economic initiative since the New Deal. "Biden simply asking the economy to be better is nothing short of genius," said Rachel Maddow. "Economists are out there playing checkers, and Joe Biden is here playing chess, what with his clarion call to give everyone more money and make everything cheaper. Why has no one thought of this before?
President Biden also took the opportunity to speak directly to the struggling stock market. "I know people who used to have money in their retirement accounts are frustrated — which is why today I am also calling on the stock market to go up. Just do it, ok? Just make the numbers bigger! Repeat line, end of speech!
At publishing time, sources say inflation is still skyrocketing, a recession has begun, the stock market is still crashing, and it's all Putin's fault.
Feeling sorry for wingers
[QUOTE=Gino02;2722110]I (and I believe I can speak for we all the reasonable Republicans as well) truly feel sorry for brainwashed libtards like you who can't differentiate jokes from serious statements. This deficiency can be funny at times but seriously harmful for the society as people with such deficiency exercise their voting rights against their own good based on misunderstood statements, not based on the actual achievements, failures and strategies of the candidates.[/QUOTE]I (and I believe that I can speak for we all the reasonable Democrats as well) truly feel sorry for brainwashed RethugliKKKans like you who can't differentiate serious statements from lies. The Mango Mussolini [B]himself[/B] said that he doesn't joke.
Why is it that ignorant RethugliKKKans always say that every dumb statement that Hair Furor ever made (and there are hundreds of thousands of them) was a joke? Everybody with a brain (which, of course, leaves out virtually every RethugliKKKan) knows that he was serious when he said those things [B]because he said he doesn't joke[/B].
Keep on keepin' on, Ginny.
Busy-body noses says it all
[QUOTE=EihTooms;2722087]My opinion of the issue is right there in my posts subject line and the body of the post; what on earth difference should it make to you what gender anyone chooses to identify with? There is no push or expectation that a man choosing to identify with whatever trappings, body / chemical altering he wants, male or female, "changes" him into a child-bearing human with a real vagina. Or the counterpart scenario taking a natural born female from female to male gender identification.
The concept is "gender identification", not "miraculous transformation. " Seriously, no amount of surgery or chemistry will turn an male into a female or a female into a male to the point of the latter being able to impregnate a woman or the former birth a child. It is only about how someone wants to present themselves, which seems to be an inordinately high concern for people who should keep their busy-body noses out of it.
As far as your plea to "Leave our kids alone", that is exactly what the movement to prevent YOU from pushing them away from whatever inclination they choose is about.[/QUOTE][B]Busy-body noses[/B] says it all, doesn't it?
For some unknown (wink, wink) reason, the party of "Keep the government out of people's affairs" seems to be quite OK with government getting involved in people's affairs.
Same with the "cancel" thing. The QOP accuses Democrats of "cancelling" people and companies, yet they turn around and [B]cancel[/B] folks like Liz Cheney and Rusty Bowers.
If I didn't know better, I'd say that the QOP does exactly what they accuse the other side of doing, then lie about doing it. Kinda like their orange god.