Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Ira Johnson;1238149]3. VERY IMPORTANT. We need a cover story. Several friends are traveling to Thailand too, and we will run into them in Phuket. They are the judgmental type (Western women!) so we prefer to have report of a fictional first few days to cover the fact we were in Pattaya. WHat would you tell your wife / GF / priest / au pair? I was going to google to find a small beach town near BKK to use as a cover. But I think some of you may have some thoughts.[/QUOTE]Have some fun. Tell the judgemental types you went to Pattaya, had the time of your life, fell in love with a 19 year old Go Go girl, and we are going to get married. Or, you could just say you went to Ko Chang and it was a beautiful island, prettier than Phuket.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1237874]Please post a trip report on the Pump Station. That way some of us can really tell if if you have been there or just posting bullshit as you usual do. Tell us about the upstairs bar. Etc. Have you really been there? Trip reports, what a fucking concept![/QUOTE]HUH? How much detail do you want? When you walk into the upstairs room the bar is to the left and the couches to the right. I sat on a couch and she blew me for 870. I think it is way too high. But, I have really never been there, so go see for yourself. By the way there are plenty of reports on the place. Why don't you learn how to RTFF.

Being prone to kidney stones I take Madola (Thai version, I believe, of Tramadol). Have another friend back in the states who also takes it though it is prescribed medicine over there.

On the cold medicine query I'll take Tiffy or Decolgen. Both might make you drowsy.

[QUOTE=Ira Johnson; 1238149]Hi Bros;

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2. Any recommendation on strong pain meds? Two ACL surgeries 20 years past plus an indulgent lifestyle rounding out my midsection has made my knees fill with firecrackers. Someone said really tough stuff can be had OTC here. Like Vicodin or Oxycontin. I don't know, I read about Tramadol and Temgesic. Thoughts?

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[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1238198]HUH? How much detail do you want? When you walk into the upstairs room the bar is to the left and the couches to the right. I sat on a couch and she blew me for 870. I think it is way too high. But, I have really never been there, so go see for yourself. By the way there are plenty of reports on the place. Why don't you learn how to RTFF.[/QUOTE]Sorry youngster, one day you will grow up and will be able to keep up with the real mongers. But until then, just keep up with your one or two line posts.

They give blow jobs at the L shape bar with cut outs with little curtains. They sit on the other side of the bar on milking stools and that is where they perform. TV with porn in the background.

I don't need to learn to RTFF, I live it and then report it.

[QUOTE=Jgm005; 1238229]Being prone to kidney stones I take Madola (Thai version, I believe, of Tramadol). Have another friend back in the states who also takes it though it is prescribed medicine over there.

On the cold medicine query I'll take Tiffy or Decolgen. Both might make you drowsy.[/QUOTE]Did you ever research what causes kidney stones, oxolates / nuts etc? And how to avoid them before they become stones eg 2 litres of water every day flushes out the miniscule crystals before they develop bigger into actual stones? Water engergises you, doesn't make you drowsy. Try avoiding stones in the first place, lots to research / read, simple remedies when you know what / how. No harm in trying natural way, worked for me.

[QUOTE=Bunky; 1237759]Indubitably, old man. Indubitably.

A gentleman of your fine breeding who has come such a long way is well offended to find himself the cynosure of opprobium from a succession of declasse strumpets. As we say down at the yacht basin, some things simply are not done.

By the way, I was at Insomnia that night and managed to snap a photo of Mr. Lugalzaggizi.[/QUOTE]TOO FUNNY Bunky!

Mr. Thirston Lugalzaggizi 3rd, please loosen up a little. You'll have a much better time in Patts. You are in sex paradise so it'd be a shame not to make the most of your trip.

[QUOTE=Franco Cozzo;1238154]I DO like beach Road (despite one scary incident yesterday) .[/QUOTE]Scary incident. Did you bump into Mr. Thirston Lugalzaggizi 3rd?

Mr. Lugalzaggizi (Thurston)

A question and a comment.

Q: What is with the doffing and donning of "boots" at the arrival and departure from Insomnia?

C: Please tell me your teaching does not "effectuate" instructing anyone regarding the English Language.

Your reports are fantastic. I can only imagine how deliciously buffoonish you must be as you walk through a disco, souring women with your mere approach. The girls must be thinking,"Why exactly did this guy travel 10, 000 miles?"

[QUOTE=Bunky; 1237759]Indubitably, old man. Indubitably.

A gentleman of your fine breeding who has come such a long way is well offended to find himself the cynosure of opprobium from a succession of declasse strumpets. As we say down at the yacht basin, some things simply are not done.

By the way, I was at Insomnia that night and managed to snap a photo of Mr. Lugalzaggizi.[/QUOTE]Too funny, I think you summed up Mr Luga perfectly, sounds like a total douche bag

I was looking at another website today and someone wrote a post that Coyotee's Agogo Bar had the best looking girls in Pattaya. Then I looked at the date of the post, and it was 5 years ago. Wondering if this place is still around and if the quality of the girls is still good. If it is still around, then where is it, Walking Street?

[QUOTE=Lugalzaggizi; 1237539]I turned my back to them, but I did see them in my peripheral vision when I glanced around the disco and the wholesome voluptuous woman was smiling and looking at me. I ignored her and turned away from her. I certainly was not going to be tantalized by her and I was ready to call it a night and simply write off the entire unfruitful and downright unpleasant experience of the disco, especially being that I expected my flight to be delayed, preventing me from even having the opportunity to hit the disco, but then I thought I might give the wholesome woman a try. It was almost 7:00 am And Muay Thai practice would begin at 8:30 a. M, so I had to act fast. She was still making eye contact with me, indicating continued interest.

It was about closing time in the disco, so people were starting to make headway to leave the club. Miraculously, she came over to me and introduced herself as Nam, indicating that she was definitely interested in me. I told her I walked away from her before due to the fact that her friend was impolite. Again, the language barrier was a problem, [/QUOTE]It wasn't my Nam was it? Probably not because she speaks damn good English, although if you speak to them anything like you write then I'm sure they probably wouldn't understand. Try using plain, basic English and not sounding like you have a stick up your ass (pun intended re your Dominican Republic posts. LOL).

[quote=henry r;1238451]i was looking at another website today and someone wrote a post that coyotee's agogo bar had the best looking girls in pattaya. then i looked at the date of the post, and it was 5 years ago. wondering if this place is still around and if the quality of the girls is still good. if it is still around, then where is it, walking street?[/quote]unfortunately, the front door to that fine establishment, located on soi marine off walking street, has been padlocked now for about the last two years.

it seems that the management ran into a bit of trouble with the authorities by employing **** talent.

the girls were cute but not quite old enough for the trade.

[QUOTE=Sangkid;1238324]Scary incident. Did you bump into Mr. Thirston Lugalzaggizi 3rd?[/QUOTE]Mwahahaha. But no. Second beach Road girl I took for ST in early evening had agreed to photos, then went nuts when I tried to take pictures during sex. I apologised and deleted them in front of her. She still kept yelling, saying that no Thai women let photos be taken during "boom boom". I replied that some ladies like pictures, some even like having a go taking pictures and vids. She said that if people take pictures during "boom boom, police come and arrest" or "group of ladyboy come and beat up". I again showed her all pictures were deleted, and tried to calm her. No luck. I paid her a little extra (even though it was about 1/4ST) , finished myself off to porn on TV (I know. A waste in Pattaya) , and then set about getting rid of any pics / vids not already encrypted and stored away.

I wasn't going to go out again, as being arrested or beaten up in Thailand are not on my to-do list. However, having porn playing in background constantly, and still wanting more P4P action, I ended up out exploring a few hours later.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1238453]It wasn't my Nam was it? Probably not because she speaks damn good English, although if you speak to them anything like you write then I'm sure they probably wouldn't understand. Try using plain, basic English and not sounding like you have a stick up your ass (pun intended re your Dominican Republic posts. LOL).[/QUOTE]Maid service included. Thats nice. I like your Nam.