Dubai Reports

Hello Guys,

Just moved recently to Dubai. My first visit was to an AMP in karama, 3 girls were available, 2 Indians and 1 Filipina. The Indian I chosen was probably the best of the other two (say 6/10). I couldn't bother leaving as it was a hell in finding the place, so I thought that I should go on. Massage wasn't great, when I wanted to go into action, she had to call her boss to translate to her what I want !!! As she doesn’t know any English. Her body was average with large bobs. Damage = 250+200 which I thought its a rip off.

As I am staying in Marina area, please could anyone PM contact for AMPs within the area or around?

[QUOTE=Mike De H]Now WTF was all that about

Everything going OK. Got this Ruskie “Julia” from Regal again, for all night 1000. Picked her up at her place for an all-nighter again.
All going well, me doing the “Romantic” thing and her saying “Only boyfriend or husband touch me like this” and I get the first fake orgasm after 5 minutes of real sex. (Two hours of foreplay). Then she lets me go again, but I don’t quite finish. I go for another condom and then she goes all face-like-thunder with:

“I am sexy lady, you must not pay 1000 for this, I never kiss, no working girl lets you have sex more than once” and “You want Love, you want girlfriend, I am happy last time, not this time”. Then eventually I cajole her out of it. She realised she was being “played” for extra time and services I think. Then she says go back to bed, then she jerks me off, then asks for her money and storms off with a self-satisfied look on her face.

At least I don’t have to look at her in the morning again. Rough in the face department.[/QUOTE]
MdH

You dont seem to be having much luck :(

But your FR is good IMHO for one reason...once again showing CIS are waste of time, energy and cash. How many FRs do we read of this sort of behaviour from CIS (more than most other nationalities)...but each hsa his own flavour and some never seem to learn.

BBJlover....RTFF is simple, but read MdH FR and you may avoid being ripped off and left with bad experience......plenty more FRs like his in this thread

As a East Indian, some will discriminate...they did when my mate Junior Punter was in town years ago, Miss N took him around York at the time and got the WGs to listen to his voice (he is American but similar heritage to you). Some may charge you more some will be nice and not care - after all you have the cash...be patient and chose wisely and IMHO dont chose CIS ever!!

[QUOTE=Bbbjlover2010]Hi Guys,

I'm an east Indian with a western passport.[/QUOTE]I'm in agreement with Horatio Kane here, you need to lose the added information. It makes no difference to anyone, no-ones impressed & only serves to make others have an opinion on your character.

And in answer to your question, if UAE police burst in on you whilst you're nailing brass, pulling out your western passport isn't going to help you at all.

If anything, they're more likely to bust you.

Just had a very interesting evening exploring Al Barsha.

All the NEW hotels, with perhaps one exception are so green it must hurt.

The mostly have own clubs, and plenty of nice ladies.

The ARMADA is the honey pot, wander in to lobby after 10pm.

I searched on CL, for Al Barsha contacts, and was well rewarded, with a chinese girl, perhaps 23 years old tight body, C up top, and very well shaved below.

Access all areas, as they say.

So to try her out (english very bad, but service perfect) I settled on a lunch time snack at 600 for one hour of very full service.

After 1.5 hours of fun, I had to leave much to her annoyance.

I certainly will visit again, and pitch for the double act, (her plus friend). and consider the all night offer.

Next time I think some pics will be in order.

Bumz

Isn't that a b*tch? I had one free night (31 July) at the end of a week-long stay at Le Royal Meridian. I decided to stop at Zinc on the way back from the airport to see who would be coming out at closing time, and everyone seemed to be paired up. I went back to the room empty-handed and flew out Sunday around noon.

If only I'd RTFF at some point before my "free night, " I might have gone home with a lighter wallet (and some nice photos)!

Thanks for the info, though; definitely something to keep in mind.

[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]We got to the Rattler at maybe 3:15am and all I will say is HOLY FUCK. It was an absolute free-for-all with literally hundreds of cars, people, taxis etc congregated underneath the metro and there was SO MUCH PUSSY it wasn't funny. We decamped from the cab (driver was awesome and laughing his ass off) and proceeded on foot through the melee. Completely by chance I spotted an old 'friend' (stunner from one of the 'stans not sure which one but obviously NOT pakistan) and immediately grabbed her and threw her at my colleague. She wanted AED1500 (yeah right), so I immediately countered with AED500 (it was gone 3am), finally agreeing on AED700 for LT. I threw them into the taxi we had waiting, threw myself into a free taxi and was off into the night.

How and why LE tolerate this I have no idea. I genuinely have never seen anything like this anywhere in the world, and given the prominence of the location and the fact that the hotel is often frequented by families, I would suggest that there is a limited window of opportunity to join the feast before it is moved on.

And in case you're wondering, the match report from my colleague was that she fvcked like a champ (her body is made for banging), he banged her senseless last night and all morning and he kicked her out around midday today just before he left for airport.

Happy fucking guys![/QUOTE]

Fellas,

I have read the forum and I'm not trying to impress people with my passport. Just asking around. BTW. I will be in CIS mood in Dubai, I'm willing to pay top dollar for top quality, how good do they provide service? Do they bother sticking around after the first pop?

[QUOTE=Bumz Rush]Just had a very interesting evening exploring Al Barsha.

All the NEW hotels, with perhaps one exception are so green it must hurt.

The mostly have own clubs, and plenty of nice ladies.

The ARMADA is the honey pot, wander in to lobby after 10pm.

I searched on CL, for Al Barsha contacts, and was well rewarded, with a chinese girl, perhaps 23 years old tight body, C up top, and very well shaved below.

Access all areas, as they say.

So to try her out (english very bad, but service perfect) I settled on a lunch time snack at 600 for one hour of very full service.

After 1.5 hours of fun, I had to leave much to her annoyance.

I certainly will visit again, and pitch for the double act, (her plus friend). and consider the all night offer.

Next time I think some pics will be in order.

Bumz[/QUOTE]My best kept secret!

Now I will be up to my nipples in mongers every time I go for a run.

(NInja's run at least 200 Km a day.)

Nice one BR!

Remind me to disembowel you with my finger nail if I ever meet you.

Spoiling my peaceful neighborhood. I will be merciful and respectful and slice you like a prized tuna.

All jokes aside. Very true.

Lots of hotels springing up everyday and lots of WG's living around here.

A rising alternative to Bur Dubai, but less obvious.

WB

[QUOTE=Classic Action]Has anybody been to the Greens AMP. Lot of talk about it but no reports on visit yet. I agree that Filli Amp quality is very low. I visited twice, very average experience.[/QUOTE]Greens AMP? Can someone please PM me the details. I live and work in the area. Don't even have to wait for wife to be away to enjoy this one.

[QUOTE=Member #1071]Got the phone number of a Filli AMP courtesy of a fellow senior member.

Called the number and was given directions by a good english speaking lady. A filippino guy half naked opens the villa door. Big hall more than ten girls standing in line. Was horrified with the quality, even after thorough inspection of the girls to find out if any could pass a 4/10 score. I then decided to leave immediately. Told the guy I needed to get my wallet from the car. Few minutes after evading the premises I receive a message "why did you leave, didn't you like it? ". I humbly texted back "Sorry no".

Will head to Piper's Greens AMP soon and will report findings.[/QUOTE]An AMP in Greens? Any reports? That would be ideal for me as I live and work in Greens. Don't even have to wait for the wife to be away. Can you please PM me the details.

Thanks!

Hi! Sorry to barge in like this but can you please PM me the Greens AMP details. I live and work in the area and still don't know the place.

[QUOTE=Piper1]Just gotta wait for your 6 months membership knock (18 October). Shway-shway my friend. Remember, it's the quantity of ramblings that counts, not the quality. :D Keep up the great reports.
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Eric ol' mate - PMd you the Greens AMP details. Leave some girls standing for me for when I return.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]Ordinarily I wouldn't quote a whole post but for the purposes of this FR I believe it is entirely necessary and relevant.

Yesterday I visited what I presume to be the same place on Beach Road as visited by Jetjo and had a carbon copy experience in every respect (right down to room layout, description of treatments, ear nibbling and ball tickling etc).

However, armed with the knowledge of this FR (thanks Jetjo), I thought I would be slightly more 'direct' (but not so direct as to risk arrest).

So. At the stage where I am towelling off at the very end of the Moroccan bath (she is now inside the steam room washing and drying it down), I basically just pop my head back in the door and say "you no finish me off" giving her a cheeky smile and using the universal sign to avoid any confusion. She thinks about this for a while, and then says "I never knew you wanted or I would have done in massage". I shrug my shoulders and then she says "250 and you can touch me". I frown, and this is where my Ninja training kicked in.

I had thought carefully prior to going into the place just how much I was prepared to pay for 'extras', should they be available, and then LEFT MY WALLET IN THE CAR KEEPING ONLY ENOUGH MONEY IN MY POCKET TO MEET MY PRE-DETERMINED BUDGET (in this case AED150 plus the AED550 price of the 2hr massage and Moroccan bath). This thereby overrides any inevitable 'thinking with the small head moment' which is likely to arise when there's possibility of a shot on the table.

I thereby counter with a very disappointed look, remind her that I've been in Dubai a very long time, and say I won't pay any more than 100. We to-and-fro for a couple of minutes giving me enough time to establish that I) she will probably jerk me off for 100dhs (not for less) but will not be enthusiastic about; and ii) she may concede 150dhs for a HJ with me grabbing her great tits and ass (which to be was an extra 50dhs well spent).

Having made my above assessment, I then conclude the deal for 150 which she reluctantly agrees to having demonstrated by emptying my pockets that I only have 150dhs on me (see what a little prep can do for you?). She gives me the choice of where I want my HE (massage room or in the steam room), so we head back into the steam room (no reason other than we were stood outside and it's warmer), and she proceeds to give me a cracking HJ with me fondling her tits (great) and her ass (not so great but made to look better by the lycra pants she's wearing). 10/10 for the HJ. Whilst we're engaged in the business, I test the waters about BJ/FS which she says a categoric no to so this may just be a personal thing between each girl. Again. YMMV.

In conclusion, 700 Dhs for a HJ may sound expensive, but then that would be the wrong way to look at it. She actually gave me one of the best massages I have had in Dubai (and I've had at least 1 a week for the last God knows how many years), and the Moroccan bath was also extremely enjoyable and very well executed with reasonable products. Thereby the HJ was exactly what it was billed at. I. E. An extra, for which in the circumstances I was very happy to receive, and like the massage and bath, was well executed. Therefore the 150 price for the HJ was I thought reasonable, and the total price of 700 for 2hrs of great pampering and relaxation with a HE representing money well spent.

On a final note, I am on the same page as the other mongers that are prepared to pay a premium for cleaner premises, nicer and more legit surroundings, no inconvenience of going to one of Dubai's armpits (read Deira/Karama/Barsha/Al Quoz etc) and less risk of LE/being busted/being compromised by friends/colleagues/loved ones. Furthermore I suspect (read hope) that the higher price tag will keep some of the less hygenic riff raff away.

I will be back, I will try different girls (in all honesty I probably got the ugly one. I saw some very pretty young spinners there. Note that all the girls are genuine Thai), and I will push the envelope to see what else I might extract.

Watch this space.[/QUOTE]I have visited a thai place on beach road as well. Posted a report about it a while back. But I believe it was different as it didnt have morrocan bath. Also, there was no massage table. It was a mattress on the floor but still nice and upscale. We can PM each other the details.

[QUOTE=Classic Action]I am an old member but must admit that I have not been contributing much. Later I had a problem with connecting the forum as I am not too good with IT stuff and proxy's. For over a year could not renew the membership too.

Few days back I went through one of the mails recently when I was out of UAE and got to know about the hotspotshield proxy. I have now renewed my membership through hotspotshield but still facing problems with UAE forum. Any way finally was able access today.

I need some help regarding contacts of Fili AMP. I know the Jumierah AMP and Lucy's place but I always wanted to try Filis. Jumeirah is pretty OK and I recently visited both. Lucy's place is very awkward location now.

An interesting place is a famous massage parlour on Beach road. Very nice Thai girls and few actually provide full service, becomes pretty expensive though. You have to book massage and Morrocan bath together and take your condom. The package is AED 400 and tips around 300 to 400. Excellent service, massage and bbj and screw.

I would appreciate your help if you could provide me contacts of the FILI AMP. Please PM me and if required I can provide the contacts and details of the massage place.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Can you please PM me the details of the Thai place on Beach Road. I have visited somewhat similar place but with less services than you mentioned. You can see my report and PM me for details.

Having a very busy weekend in Dubai getting back to business.

Flashback 3 months ago, before I got back to business, the mongering business that is, was in Dubai for a business trip. Mid week evening, walked from my hotel to Long's Bar at Towers Rotana. Walking towards the hotel’s main entrance, a girl standing upfront locks eyes with me and as I am in front of her, she throws her pick up line "Hey Sexy Man". I stop, chat for a bit, and 5 words into the conversation she propositions. Tempted at the time, but decline her gently after curiosity got the better of me and got a quotation. She was a Persian (PersianS for the record) hottie, very pretty face with stunning eyes and a good body (nice C cups) and curvy in the right places. I took her number anyway ( just in case :D ) as I had been out of the game at the time.

Inside Longs Bar, I find an empty spot, order my whiskey amaretto sour, and sit there silently sipping away next to a group of 20 something ladies. 10-15 minutes later, I am chatting with this tall and slender Chiquita and we are hitting it off big time, with her taking the initiative to ask what I am doing later that evening. It was past 1:00am already and had an early morning meeting next day. Told her I have to get up early and leaving later in the day. However, we exchanged numbers and eventually told our goodbyes after last order.

Back to the future, Wednesday arrived to Dubai, straight to a meeting, followed by a business dinner. Texted the Chiquita I had met a few months prior hoping maybe for a late night drink – no answer. Eventually got through the dinner by 11:00pm, hotel (Dusit Thani SZR – see Dubai Hotels for report), freshened up and out the door for a drink and maybe some mongering.

Checked out the bar at the ground floor, completely dead with the exception of a couple people. Walked out and held the door for a girl behind me without looking at her and then this voice from behind me makes the hallmark comment “Hey Sexy Man”. I turn half expecting to see the familiar face and yes, its PersianS! Anyway, chit chat for a few minutes, close the deal at a grand for LT, and up to the room. Face I gave her a 9. After disrobing, body is no more than a 6.5, attitude is very friendly but no GFE, gave her a 7, but performance wasn’t all that good, a 4 at best. Some lousy DFK, similar BBBJ, doggie and missionary. She attempted to fake an orgasm but did a lousy job. Eventually blew my load and cuddled up in bed and passed out. Woke up early, had a round, kicked her out and off to a meeting at 9am. Not seeing her again.

Finished my meeting and there is a message on my phone, it’s from Chiquita and she wants to meet later that evening, called her and told her there is a bottle of Champaign with her name written all over it waiting in my room (which I remembered to pick up from duty free remembering she likes bubbly). Agreed to start the evening early in my room before going out later. Yeah right I’m leaving that door.

Back in the hotel and its mid day. What to do? My back is all knotted up and need to be in full form for that evening’s exercise, dialed 0 and asked to be connected to the spa to get a massage, oops no spa. Pulled out my “little black book anonymous chip password protected cell phone” (talk about paranoia!) and called Rose’s Excellent Massage service. Asked for someone who can give a good massage as that was my primary interest. 500 AED for an hour.

30 minutes later and PrcPam is at the door. Small cup sized spinner very eager to please with a Japanese anime girl’s giggle. Showers and all followed by a relaxing oil massage session using hands, arms, elbows and knees. She almost managed to knock me into deep sleep before she started teasing the Boss and his two assistants. One thing led to another and PrcPam wam bam thank you ma’am. Great performance and overall gave her an 8, including the orgasm she faked which could have easily awarded her the Golden Globe Award for Best Foreign Language Film. Wanting to pass out now to restore much needed energy for the upcoming evening, kicked her out to catch some zees after rewarded her with the agreed deal, a tip and taxi money.

Woke up in the afternoon, and was dead hungry. Left the hotel seeking some seafood. Managed that and back to the hotel. Started preparations for the evening. Had housekeeping fix the house (had a suite booked to have ample space to entertain), put the bubbly on ice, ordered some flutes and fruits, freshened up for my guest. Not too long a wait and ding dong, my guest is here.

Cut a long story short, we never left the room until 3pm the next day after polishing the bottle of bubbly, a small bottle of single malt, my knob several times, and several room service orders to restore our energy.

Will be reporting more from Dubai soon……

[QUOTE=Joe Biden]Fellas,

I have read the forum and I'm not trying to impress people with my passport. Just asking around. BTW. I will be in CIS mood in Dubai, I'm willing to pay top dollar for top quality, how good do they provide service? Do they bother sticking around after the first pop?[/QUOTE]

Depends what you call "quality". Plenty of lookers, but the better looking the higher the price and the lower the quality.

As one monger in Jockeys said to me last week: "In my experience, if it looks out of your league, then it's because it is".

Oh, and sex twice should be negotiated up front, but you will only actually get it if you withold payment till morning. (Unusual these days, but back in 2006 was the norm). You will be surprices how hard faced these girls can be when they pop back out of the bathroom fully clothed at 3.30 when you negotiated two pops and staqy till morning, and STILL asking for taxi. And they wonder why they dont make money LOL.

Thanks WR for your feedback that the CIS are a complete waste of time and people like me never learn. I agree with you. Partly, remove the word “complete” and then I am bang alongside it.

I insist that you can get full GFE service till morning for less than 1000 from a good looking CIS. Its just that you have to shop around really carefully and fail miserably a lot. The problem is I don’t fancy Chinese at all, for some reason. Don’t know why.

Well, on the last day of the trip I just could not find anything in Regal to suit me. The little Uzbek with the white top and long curly black hair and oh-so-cute face was not there. On the previous night, she gave my mate the real run around. He bought her a drink whilst negotiating and then she asked him to wait there for a minute. Half an hour later she was nursing the same drink talking to other customers trying to get a better price. Not a cool way to do business really. I wanted to do her out of curiosity. Suicidal curiosity but nevertheless!! :D

The other girl I was interested in (and some may know her) is a super-duper cute faced blonde who hardly speaks English. She looks quite English though and sits at the tables near the entrance. Regrettably she was in a taxi early, which I saw when I entered the building.
Other things of note / use, firstly I have a now proven method of free entry into Rockerfellas at the Regal. My God those guys are dumb! I can’t put it out here as the moment it gets rumbled it’s useless, but PM..... saves 100 DH every trip.

The other thing was that some of the Ethiopians are really cute.... never got much service from them in the past but next trip I shall try, especially Sarah from York who stands near the dance floor. She said to me “There is nothing a Chinese girl can give you that an African can’t give you” but failed to see the Irony when I said she was right in fact I said “There is nothing a Chinese girl can give you that an African can’t give you twice over” but that’s unfair of me to expect that level of English from them.

Till next trip...